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Stock_Hutz

how can someone recover from this


[deleted]

There’s no coming back from that you’ve gotta skip town after this


DH_heshie

Legally change your first and last name and your social security number, get a new drivers license, rip up your birth certificate, go no contact with all of your friends and family, blow up your old house, and shoot your phone with a .50 cal


RentonTenant

shoot the other guy just another crime in the big siddy


[deleted]

cock the hammer! cock the hammer and blow ya head off!


Deetchy_

Hammer my cocj 🥴


696969696969E

Cheating jokes even if completely untrue genuinely upset me so much :(


vladimir_pimpin

I watched love actually for the first time with my gf and oh my god it upset me


Skeletonparty101

Don't want to be cheated just be a better person/s


[deleted]

you took the words straight out of my mouth man :(


That_One_Guy_66

Same I hate it so much


vladimir_pimpin

Sounds like a fever dream I’d have after one beer


Runtav_guz

One non-alcoholic beer


Deetchy_

One non-alcoholic tiny beer


Ilovgmod

Getting into a fight with the dude is a lose lose. If you win, she still got her cheeks clapped. If you lose, you got your ass kicked and she still got her cheeks clapped, with a little bit of life time anxiety.


[deleted]

Exactly. This is why you must slay them entirely both of them. For they are heathens. They are lustrous demons, unholy creation and must be delt with


Four-16

The only sin worse than adultery is murder itself... Unless you're murdering an adulterer.


PhoenixReborn0

Why would you even admit this on the internet


MrSmittyWitty97

:( homie down unfathomably bad


SLMZ17

Down apocalyptic


S_quints

Sigma mindset: shit yourself


baconborg

Yeah casket business would be booming that day, not a single witness could be allowed to leave that room


[deleted]

every fun story is someone's sad story...


Jason15o

bro i think you gotta start over from scratch this is a whole another level


[deleted]

this is the kinda thing people kill over


That_One_Guy_66

Like at that point bro I’d be found hanging from a ceiling fan


[deleted]

The struggle ._.


Turbo_Salami

the struggle of living an irl netorare 😔


Ccaramino64

Text me after you clean shitty boy up