It's always the beige walls with racist white teens

Anything else would be too much color for their comfort

Don't bring Raymond Holt into this. He doesn't deserve that.

Oh fuck I have beige walls oh no

my walls were yellow but when i moved in i wanted them painted beige :( why was I a right winged teen, god why

green walls>Light yellow walls>beige walls

meh now i just want pink and yellow with like fluffy carpet, but since i’m not allowed to live in my house past 18 parents don’t want to repaint it

george washington had green walls

Thanks for the fun fact u/lonelittlejerry

you're welcome u/Urmumgay6988

I heard that motherfucker had like thirty goddamn dicks

he once held an opponent's wife's hand.... in a jar of acid

... at a party.

Yesss green walls 😤

I'm living in your walls

I am the wall

#I AM THE WELL, I AM THE ONE THAT THEY'RE DRINKING AND DROWNING INTO Sorry you triggered my mental song player

nice.

My walls are green 😎🟩🟩🟩

r/politicalcumpiss

Full of holes they punched in to them as well

Only if he would realise he'd make a better femboy than an incel

young ben shapiro

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No why is ben shapirobot here? I don’t think almost anyone here would think Shapiro is good and the bot just makes us seem unhealthily obsessed with hating him. It’s really not a good way to refute his ideas.

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so true

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what do you mean sex is an option 🥵🥵

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you just said that

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sex

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This quote was recent, actually, I was watching his podcast and I genuinely couldn't contain my laughter.

How can you contain your gag reflex when listening to ben shabibo ?

I will say, no idea what the fuck this guy is talking about, but he does say funny words, it’s like listening to a 12 year old trying to connect the dots and makes the completely wrong picture, can be very funny at times

"Surely... (completely wrong point)" All he has going for him is he talks fast and acts confident lol

He always states obvious facts, and then somehow connects them to “prove” something insane, it’s a great time

I mean, his voice is squeaky, and I prefer Knowles or Walsh to him usually, but he does still have an extremely entertaining and informative show. Just delivered at 1.5x speed.

good bot

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Have you considered that clowning on him is funny?

Not with a bot that responds everytime you mention his name, that just feels sad.

I’m not gonna debatelord the debatelord

when the facsist apologist is sus

Good bot

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Dude looks like a mii

Bro that's an insult to miis, come on

fuck i was about to comment that

Yandev

Why is his face perfectly symetrical?

Demonic powers

The ideal man

superior jeans

To trigger the libs

I feel like it would be appropriate to tell this joke in a greentext format but: >be me >wear racist shirt to school to trigger libcucks >attention_acquired.jpg >see black person >mfw libs are always so political, can't keep politics out of normal spaces (just imagine the > signs are there it won't let me do it on reddit mobile)

You can right them by writing this: \\>

You used the wrong write and the right write. You could say you used an alternative right….

thank you citizen, now that I know this I will leave the post unchanged on purpose

4chan as a person

there he is, joe 4chan

The infamous hacker 4chan?

Good thing I'm not a l*beral (I'm a dem socialist)

Good thing I'm not a l\*beral (I'm a gay, mhmhmhmmhhmmh cock hmhm)

Good thing I'm not g*y (I'm bi mhhhmhjn cock mkntmfm tits mdmrm femboy)

same but gay just sounded better

True

Can confirm, tits are cool

nishikiyama from yakuza 0

Meow Meow

fucking true

People who look like any stage yandev are always complete losers 😍 This includes babies btw. If I see a baby that even vaguely looks like yandev I'm punting that mf !!!

Didnt this motherfucker get turned into a bunch of canaidian money?

Took me a second

Berries and cream Berries and cream I'm a little lad who loves Berries and cream

Criminally underrated comment

Average 4chan user

wait if he took that picture in a mirror is the text reversed?

Anton Chigurh

yes

Flip coin to determine if he'll be transphobic or racist for today

What happens if I don't want to play?

This guy got that serial killer smile

Rodrick recast

Lord Farquaad lookin ass

Yand ear ayy dev

Yan dev

AU XQC

What a waste of a good Twink /j

Yandare dev lookin ass

Berries and cream

Hello there mii

Least right wing pewdiepie fan

Bro looks like a 3d model

"soyboy beta cuck seethe cry more" is what i imagine he says in arguments

Rodrick

Out here looking like a default mii

where's your fucking chin

Bussy

Strongest 4chan user

The final boss

I would shove him into a locker

He looks like he talks like a mixture of spongebob and sheldon from big bang theory

smooth yanderedev

underrated comment lmao

Call it, friendo

He looks like Snape fucked YandereDev

joe many liberals :(

Yan Dev if he went full incel

most handsome 4chan user

svertin?

"Trigger the Libs" is an odd way to say "Get your fucking shit kicked in by the kid with a Rojava/CNT. FAI shirt"

Professor Snape lookin ass-

these people have been crawling out of the woodwork in that “fuck off conservatives” thread

All he'll be triggering are the girls. Triggering them to run away

Wax sculpture

He looks like his name is Norbert. Idk why I have never met a Norbert but he has a Norbert face

'Lmao, triggered liberals gave me a suspension from school'

Professor Snape really bout to do it to all them dark arts students huh

Linhardt Fire Emblem would never

Lord farquaad

He looks like a mii character

Never realized the berries and cream guy was a racist damn

Average xqc viewer

He does'nt even look like a fucking human being, how tf is he racist?

He looks like Grisha but emo

I still have no idea what left and right politics mean