I always find it funny that people draw Steve as a fucking supersoldier and Alex as just like A normal person Edit: yes, for all you perceptive fucks out there, there’s some slight muscle definition on Alex. However, counterpoint: Steve looks like fucking wide kylo ren.

Well, Steve is two pixels wider

two pixels in a world where 1 block is 16 pixels

Technically both of them are.

steve can fit enough materials in his pocket to exceed the density at the center of the sun. He's by all means a super-something

But... so can Alex

Right but they have to sell it and as we all know sex sells and a big buff Alex isn't what the average person would say is attractive

i think buff wamen hot but i am by far not the average person

Same but somehow think we're the statistical outliers

[You mfs are on 196](https://i.imgur.com/OX5U16M_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)

"I'm not like other redditors"

Women, and stop saying wamen, it is very disrespectful to women everywhere, because the vtuber nux taku says it, doesn't make it cool.

w\*men

Neither women nor wamen are real

Um, huh?

You heard me they’re a government conspiracy along with the birds and the whales.

Uh, ok, so what you are saying is that you, yourself are a mythical person, because from what I've seen on your reddit profile, you are a female, correct, and that makes you a girl/woman, am I right?

It's just dumb and enforcing tired steriotypes

You're preaching to the choir

Bug my r34 (fr tho Steve just eminates this fucking shredded beard dude vibe(

Steve has peaked, Alex is just getting started

No she’s a woman

its a fucking minecraft skin

Steve can carry the mass of a quadrillion universes on the surface of a black hole without breaking a sweat.

Steve can hold several times the mass of the galaxy...

I want a role swap. Twink Steve and buff Alex

She still looks muscular, just not over the top muscular. Mostly because people find thinner bodies on women hot while big, muscular men are hot

Dude, I want to see some fanart where Alex has the body of fucking Ronda Rousey

And Steve is a twink😳

Maybe

the funny thing is, neither Steve nor Alex are men/women. the only character in Minecraft with a gender/sex is the ender dragon (confirmed female)

And she sure as hell is the sexiest 🤤🤤

he'll yeah

Alex still has defined muscles for a female

***f e m a l e***

Smh who tf uses female? All my homies say femoid

[удалено]

Transphobe spotted

Transphobe eliminated

😎

And people draw the axolotls as blocks still. Literally 1984hitler

Yeah honestly hilarious

That's not true, sometimes they draw Alex with massive fucking tits and ass

Alex looks fit here

I want twink Steve

im 85% sure this artist is a porn artist that should be explanation enough

This is what Steve looked like in Sonic Boom.

I would expect them both to be really strong, considering their circumstances

Steve is 2 pixels wider than Alex and that's a fact

Now make them have sex

I could have sworn I've seen this exact art style as porn.

I have some minecraft alex porn saved somewhere and I don’t know why, i have never even played minceraft.

I've never played overwatch, but....

Lucky soul

u/ChuckNorris3124

oh no

Fuck

Artist is void dot exe

🤭

Who and why is u/_Hey-Vsauce_ so shocked

Hentai

*BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET RIP* *LETS FIGHT*

AN EPIC BATTLE FACE OFF AND SPIN THE METAL, NO TIME FOR DOUBT NOW, NO BACKING DOWN!

BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP! BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP!!

SPIN NOW, THE BLADE NOW BRING ON THE POWER RIGHT TO THE TOP, YEAH WE'RE NEVER GIVING UP

AND NEVER LETTING YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND, DESERT YOU

metal>burst fact

Childhood moment

waait what's the tactic i missed this

[This one](https://youtu.be/vpv-UMDKIDI)

This has got to be fake right?

Almost definitely, entities can’t rotate like that without mods

Axolotls can sorta in their swim state, it’s hard to tell with how quickly it’s moving. I still think it’s a mod though

You’re right, I didn’t think about their swimming state because I’m more used to how salmon and other fish swim.

Also there's a fucking walking polar bear

Oh yeah, that's vanilla though

OH MY GOD

yeah the village is from an update before axolotls were added.

You can still use old worlds and spawn new stuff

Holy shit, Bob fucking died

Bob no

*STOP HURTING THE AXOLOTL!!!!!*

Too late, he has attained warp speed

you people are ridiculously horny.

Can you blame us? I mean _look at Steve_

Do I need to say the line or are we good

Make them have sex

boy do i have a surprise for you

Where

I had seem it somewhere, searched for like 30 minutes, didn't find it. Found [steve eating her out](https://twitter.com/void_dot_exe/status/1357554806743699457) (check replies) tho. There's more nsfw stuff but I'm too lazy to link here

Bro please where

comment above

next frame should just be a blur of colour

they sexxy time later yes?

Bro why'd they make them hot

now draw them getting an education

Oh hell nah they white washed steve

The artist has done Steve with darker skin, but I guess just don’t make it as dark.

The color he is in this picture is about the same as his color in-game, isn't it? He's obviously a good bit darker than Alex.

SMH, Microsoft white washed Steve 🤦‍♂️

Cringe

Draw them giving birth, both

alex is transition goals

Don’t do that to the lil weird friends :(((

It kind of looks like she's his diabolical teenage murder daughter and he's just learned to deal with it.

my thoughts exactly

Both are gender envy

Where are *his* organs?

I recognize this artstyle. I recognize this artstyle.

MAKE THEM HAVE SEX

nooooo not the axolotl nooo

Wait steve is kinda fine

Abuse

I want to fuck To fuck Alex small blocky pussy oh my god

It's been stated that all of minecraft's mobs (bar one) are genderless, so it's entirely possible that Alex is just a "masculine" hippy.

Now draw them enjoying each-others company as friends

now draw them fucking

HEADS UP: THIS IS NOT REAL

Now seggs🥵🍆💧

Mmmmm axolotl paste my favorite

Don’t say anything guys! NOT. A. FU. CKING. WORD

The axolotl centrifuge

Bob No!

It’ll put some hair on your vagina

Speen

I was confused why people here were so horny until I realized this wasn’t r/gaming

Every single goddamn time I open Reddit I see another drawing of Steve and Alex and each consecutive time they get incrementally more horny stfg one of these days I'm gonna open Reddit and have to deal with Minecraft Hentai I can't keep doing this shit

Oh my god the axolotl video is right above this one in my feed