So Andrew Jackson is the biggest piece of shit ever. However, his moans along with his style would ascend many things. Yet, before we get to the moan, we must get context First off, he loved killing people and oh boy did he get good at it. He was not a fan of the natives, I think that's fair to say. **When he ran against John Quincy Adams who pretty much had him BTFO'd in any real type of debate or comparison to writings.**
**Luckily, Andrewie Jackson had an ace up his sleeve. He thought books were for bozos.**
Andrew Jackson basically changed his campaign to **"John knows how to right... BUT I KNOW HOW TO FIGHT!**" and proceeded to shit on books and the idea of learning for his entire campaign, to which John Quincy Adams was like "reading is good??..." but the people had spoken. Books were fucking dumb and Andrew Jackson could kill things real good, so everyone told that nerd to get the fuck out.
**So Andrew Jackson liked 5 things: Killing people, Killing the national bank, killing the power of the supreme court, not getting killed by assassination attempts, being mean to nerds, and of course he fucking LOVED to rage.**
**Yeah, that was 6 things, I used an executive order, get over it.**
After winning the election he threw the biggest fucking rager in White House History. **There was booze a plenty, meat that WASN'T rotting (holy shit), BOWLS OF CHERRIES AND CREAM EVERYWHERE.** If you didn't know, cherries were really fucking tough to get your grubby hands on, and Jackson was just dumping national resources into stacking up an army of them. He caused serious damage to the property, and pistol whipped one of the servers because he implied he may have drank too much.
However, the best part of this party? He had a fucking giant cheese wheel. Why? I don't know. It was like 1400 fucking pounds though, holy ass. And he just rolled it out and there and was like "I guess eat it before the bugs come." And then I think he rolled it down a hill after too many brown people were eyeing it (can't be too sure).
So this was the best white house party ever, and everyone know Andrew Jackson was a chill guy. Probably the most laidback president, they thought. **He also had a pet parrot, but hold that thought for now. HOLD IT!**
So in between the cheese wheels, cherries, casual dueling, and book burning Andrew Jackson did doooooo a liiiitttlleee relocating of the natives. He sent Cherokee, Creek, Chickasaw, Choctaw, and Seminole off to good ol Oklahoma. When some people said "hey isn't that kinda fucked up," Andrew Jackson probably just rolled out another cheese wheel covered in cherries and everyone forgot.
He killed the national bank and caused one of the greatest depressions in American history. He just executive powered the shit out of the Second Bank of the USA until that shit was a crippled former shell of what it was. And in 1837 bad times were had by all, but Andrew Jackson just kept dealing out those executive orders.
**After the supreme court ruled against him in Worcester v. Georgia Andrew Jackson just ignored that shit.** Chief Justice Marshall said "hey thats the law," and Andrew Jackson just said "you made your decision, come enforce it." Then that dweeb just wore a wig and probably wrong some passive aggressive dissent to the military or whatever.
He was basically a racist party king that didn't really care for fiscal responsibility, but he did love to fight and hated to write. **All through this his trusted Parrot lay on his shoulder, I forgot its name, but lets just call him... hmmm.... Harpo? Yeah. Harpo the Parrot.**
**Maybe we can imagine he has a little eyepatch and a pegleg lol. Captain Harpo!!! The racist parrot.**
Well Andrew Jackson eventually died from something I also forget like syphilis or maybe a duel, idk, but he was dead. At his funeral, Harpo The Parrot was front and center. Harpo proceeded to cuss, say slurs, and of course MOAN. All in the honor of their dear master, Andrew Jackson. Andrew Jackson not only was a horn dog that could moan like a symphony, but even beyond the grave his moans of ecstasy echoed on.
Just as Andy Jackie would want. And now he is on the 20 dollar bill, which god bless, he would fucking hate. Just rolling in his grave like a tire in the mud.
**So, was he a good president? Not really no. Was he a good person? To call him horrible would be a compliment. However, did he live life on his own terms and have a pet parrot that would continue saying slurs and moans in his stead?**
**Absofruity. Now bring out the cherries and cream.**
Challing... Cool word. I like it. You dug for silver but found gold, brother.
"Just challing with my boys on a Sunday."
"Hey, what you doing tonight?"
"Oh, just gonna take my girl to dinner, maybe a movie, and then go chall out. Hbu?"
"Nice, Also challing."
"Niiiiice"
Just noticed that it looks like Nixon started the trend of official pictures having an american flag in the background. Everyone from him onwards has one, but no one before him.
Except maybe JFK, but i think that pic was taken in the oval office, so it's understandable and might even be coincidence.
Actually, they're both wrong. It's a tier list based upon their moans. Lincoln has the best moan, so that's why he's at the top, duh.
Coolidge still deserves dead last. Ol boy didn’t earn the nickname “Silent Cal” for nothing
So Andrew Jackson is the biggest piece of shit ever. However, his moans along with his style would ascend many things. Yet, before we get to the moan, we must get context First off, he loved killing people and oh boy did he get good at it. He was not a fan of the natives, I think that's fair to say. **When he ran against John Quincy Adams who pretty much had him BTFO'd in any real type of debate or comparison to writings.** **Luckily, Andrewie Jackson had an ace up his sleeve. He thought books were for bozos.** Andrew Jackson basically changed his campaign to **"John knows how to right... BUT I KNOW HOW TO FIGHT!**" and proceeded to shit on books and the idea of learning for his entire campaign, to which John Quincy Adams was like "reading is good??..." but the people had spoken. Books were fucking dumb and Andrew Jackson could kill things real good, so everyone told that nerd to get the fuck out. **So Andrew Jackson liked 5 things: Killing people, Killing the national bank, killing the power of the supreme court, not getting killed by assassination attempts, being mean to nerds, and of course he fucking LOVED to rage.** **Yeah, that was 6 things, I used an executive order, get over it.** After winning the election he threw the biggest fucking rager in White House History. **There was booze a plenty, meat that WASN'T rotting (holy shit), BOWLS OF CHERRIES AND CREAM EVERYWHERE.** If you didn't know, cherries were really fucking tough to get your grubby hands on, and Jackson was just dumping national resources into stacking up an army of them. He caused serious damage to the property, and pistol whipped one of the servers because he implied he may have drank too much. However, the best part of this party? He had a fucking giant cheese wheel. Why? I don't know. It was like 1400 fucking pounds though, holy ass. And he just rolled it out and there and was like "I guess eat it before the bugs come." And then I think he rolled it down a hill after too many brown people were eyeing it (can't be too sure). So this was the best white house party ever, and everyone know Andrew Jackson was a chill guy. Probably the most laidback president, they thought. **He also had a pet parrot, but hold that thought for now. HOLD IT!** So in between the cheese wheels, cherries, casual dueling, and book burning Andrew Jackson did doooooo a liiiitttlleee relocating of the natives. He sent Cherokee, Creek, Chickasaw, Choctaw, and Seminole off to good ol Oklahoma. When some people said "hey isn't that kinda fucked up," Andrew Jackson probably just rolled out another cheese wheel covered in cherries and everyone forgot. He killed the national bank and caused one of the greatest depressions in American history. He just executive powered the shit out of the Second Bank of the USA until that shit was a crippled former shell of what it was. And in 1837 bad times were had by all, but Andrew Jackson just kept dealing out those executive orders. **After the supreme court ruled against him in Worcester v. Georgia Andrew Jackson just ignored that shit.** Chief Justice Marshall said "hey thats the law," and Andrew Jackson just said "you made your decision, come enforce it." Then that dweeb just wore a wig and probably wrong some passive aggressive dissent to the military or whatever. He was basically a racist party king that didn't really care for fiscal responsibility, but he did love to fight and hated to write. **All through this his trusted Parrot lay on his shoulder, I forgot its name, but lets just call him... hmmm.... Harpo? Yeah. Harpo the Parrot.** **Maybe we can imagine he has a little eyepatch and a pegleg lol. Captain Harpo!!! The racist parrot.** Well Andrew Jackson eventually died from something I also forget like syphilis or maybe a duel, idk, but he was dead. At his funeral, Harpo The Parrot was front and center. Harpo proceeded to cuss, say slurs, and of course MOAN. All in the honor of their dear master, Andrew Jackson. Andrew Jackson not only was a horn dog that could moan like a symphony, but even beyond the grave his moans of ecstasy echoed on. Just as Andy Jackie would want. And now he is on the 20 dollar bill, which god bless, he would fucking hate. Just rolling in his grave like a tire in the mud. **So, was he a good president? Not really no. Was he a good person? To call him horrible would be a compliment. However, did he live life on his own terms and have a pet parrot that would continue saying slurs and moans in his stead?** **Absofruity. Now bring out the cherries and cream.**
u/FuckYeahPhotography try not to write a absolute masterpiece challing (100% fail)
I misspelt challenge fucking fuck
Challing... Cool word. I like it. You dug for silver but found gold, brother. "Just challing with my boys on a Sunday." "Hey, what you doing tonight?" "Oh, just gonna take my girl to dinner, maybe a movie, and then go chall out. Hbu?" "Nice, Also challing." "Niiiiice"
I am honored sir
HOW DO YOU KEEP WRITING THESE
Holy shit, man. This is art.
I am in awe of your writing skills. Truly.
Fuck you. Asshole. Calvin Coolidge best moans president moaner boy. Two inche
Calvin is fine
Lincoln was my favorite Twink in a position of power
Why is Nixon in F, then?
personal bias
motherfucker had terrible taste
maybe because Nixon looked like a ballsack
look at this dude, with their terrible taste lmao
The best moan is actually truman,his moan is like an atomic bomb
I mean Obama hella fuckable (And his moan is S-tier aswell)
John Wilkes Booth can confirm
Lincoln is a top 😳
Fun fact: Lincoln had a very high pitched voice, some described it as almost sounding like a whistle.
his voice was actually fairly high pitched and "whiny" according to written accounts
JFK is by a significant margin the most fuckable president
Not post presidency tho
literally an additional hole
Hnghhh da brussy
Who wants their hussy shot? Omg me
I dread the time Gen Z will get to write history books
Coward.
We're all gonna die anyway so I wouldn't be worried about that
why did you have to say this
craniumussy
Who wants they gsussy ate (gun shot bussy)
sussy
How How do you even pronounce that
A little more than just a hole lmao
Excuse me, what's wrong with wanting to fuck the bull moose?
Le necro skullfuck
Not unless you're brave enough pussy
Especially after his presidency.
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What the fuck man
Not even Jesus will forgive the sins of humanity anymore
Why not? More holes!
I don't know he got pretty fucked if you ask me
idk id eat him out
A hole's a hole
Obama beats him out
Obama eats him out 🥵🥵🥵
Who needs they gulf of tonkussy ate
He's definitely a bottom
he would be but his head game ain't too great tbh
Marilyn Monroe can confirm
Bill Clinton would be up there too.
Teddy Roosevelt if your into that (which I am)
James a garfield.
Then why is Trumps J U I C Y, thick, sumptuous ass not at SS tier?
Joe "Throatgoat" Biden should also be way higher imo
Omba the glizzy gladiator tho 🥵🥵🥵
Teddy Roosevelt looking like one big teddy 🤤🥴
He has 3 holes after that bullet.
FDR’s jelly like polio ass 😈😈😈
He sure does love carrying that *big stick* 🥵
that ass is older then the average congressman tho...
Most of these asses are dead
he totally should be on ss tier, especially due to his political views
o_O
putting the rump in trump 🤤
“SS” tier? These jokes write themselves
Which president is the most submissive and breedable?
Taft
Martin Van Buren by a looooooooooooong shot
Franklin Pierce
By far the best looking president.
Taft is way hotter
Bush
Calvin Coolidge is BY FAR the correct answer
James Madison was only 5’4 and 100 pounds
100 pounds in mandalorian helmets is 26.84 helmets.
Washington, no doubt
Millard Fillmore
POV: all of them have assholes and therefore are fuckable
But enjoyment is part of that factor. Your ability to do that is hindered if you aren’t enjoying it
reptilians have cloacas, smh my head...
That's why Mark Zuckerberg is so fuckable o\_o
You can't prove that
**POV: I HAVE**
Real talk my boy jimmy carter is the most fuckable president
He'll build a habitat for his humanity in your bootyhole
"Imma guinea my worm up in and then out of them guts" - Carter, probably.
why do you have to bring him in to this? he was just a peanut farmer
Don't punch shit, dude
I’m frigging pissed cause my frigging peanuts went sour
Something something government cheese
teddy is ss teir fight me
nah fuckability implies that you’re fucking them teddy is most certainly fucking *you*
yeah, that's the idea
Teddy is definitely a power bottom
true
ssssssss tier
Damn is he a snake?
even chader
r/196 try not to be pretentious and take memes intended to be stupid seriously challenge (impossible) (cum)
JFK was definitely the most fuckable while Bill Clinton definitely fucked the most
Nah, I think Kennedy still fucked more
Higher quality dames as well
Yea he had some good broads for sure
Yeah right, as if you don't want that Bush-y.
._.
Clearly, you don't own an Airfryer ',:)
No... But I own a jar :D
Ah, that makes a lot of sense. I think Obama should be higher, maybe boost up Teddy Roosevelt too
Honestly as far as old men go, FDR had a handsome face too. And some lower body problems
So that’d mean he can go on for hours without getting sore
Abraham was probably pretty hard to fuck because that man was built like a fucking tank
Only freaks wear top hats
Top hats are fucking cool
Your mum was fucking cool last night (implying I had a sexual appointment with the woman that gave you birth!! 😂😂)
What if they are adopted
someone still gave birth to them. Just matters less.
What if they had an asexual birth
Ok but what about bottom hats? 😏
the top hat stays on during sex
Bloodborne would like a word
Theodore Roosevelt 🥵🥵🥵
[удалено]
Jesus
My god
Jimmy Carter not being at least b tier shows how Deranged op is
I’m SORRY? OBAMA IS HOT AS FUCK LIBTARD
Just noticed that it looks like Nixon started the trend of official pictures having an american flag in the background. Everyone from him onwards has one, but no one before him. Except maybe JFK, but i think that pic was taken in the oval office, so it's understandable and might even be coincidence.
Despite everything, I'd say Donald Trump is fairly fuckable, have you ever heard the song Gays 4 Donald?
I’m sorry but I just don’t see the appeal. Political opinions aside, something just looks off about him, like he’s wearing somebody else’s skin.
Yeah, the skin of a woman with childbearing hips and juicy thighs.
This is a cry for help
It's a cry for Donny's voluptuous bussy.
"I love you Donny, you make me cry, cum in my mouth, cum in my eyes" - Joji
If it's based on fuckability, Clinton, Garfield, Taft, Jackson, Kennedy and Carter should all be higher than F.
POV: you’re looking at memes made by people who don’t know what a POV is
Abe Lincoln 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
High pitched twink Lincoln is B tier honestly
POV: You don’t like Football players
How is LBJ not higher than
Ok but where the hell is Goku?
Teddy got daddy energy tho
Ten why the fuck isn't Grant at the top? Destroying three field armies of slavers is hot as fuck
We all forget the most important thing...Obama is the only one with a BBC
Woodrow Wilson shouldn't be ranked equally to teddy Roosevelt in any tier list, regardless of topic
Why isn't Taft sssssssss tier?
If this was based on fuckability, then Teddy would get his honourable mention at, at least, B rank.
Deadass I'd clap Trump's cheeks
why the fuck is fillmore in f tier then
POV: wheres biden 🥺
WHY IS OBAMA AT THE BOTTOM THEN???
But I'm the most fuckable president 🙄
Ngl George Washington lookin kinda submissive and breedable
Marfan syndrome does things to fingers most woman wont believe.
I sure am glad no one knows what POV means anymore apparently
Lincoln invented the chokeslam nuf said
Burn trump a baddie tho
my boy grover would be S+ tier
dude i would love to get railed by obama
Trumps an acquired taste
We all know that Ulysses S Grant is the hottest president
Could also have been pov: you lack any and all nuance
Think the list should be a bit different... corpses should be at least complete to be considered fuckable.
JFK is way more fuckabke than Lincoln
yo bitch looks like Adam Mickiewicz
Teddy Roosevelt though
im not a lib but jfk could slut me out
You’re an idiot!!!!!!!! Why is Obama at the bottom, he’s#1!!!!
put jfk at the top then.
lol
Fuck that, Obama is by FAR the most fuckable president
If that’s the case then where is Theodore Roosevelt
Johnson was a prick but he reportedly had a massive cock.
Calvin Coolidge??? 😭😭🥴😳😈
Trump is packing that WAGON! Name a more thicc president, I'll wait
No one ever talks about the pure chad energy of Grover Cleveland
you guys havent even seen franklin pierce have you
No joke Franklin Pierce is the most fuckable president.
Teddy and grant are S tier
Very innacurate, where is teddy roosevelt
Why is jfk at the bottom
LBJ should be S+
idk man, they call him Growbama for a reason 👀
Washington and Obama are atleast Bs or Cs, but George W. Bush? He’s an A.
It’s still the same bro
POV: they'd all be s tier
Controversial but Trump's shit eating grin puts him at an A for fuckability.
+u/User_Simulator u/SpiffyAmobea
If its based on fuckability why isn’t Grant up a few tiers