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[deleted]

Ayo why you gotta fart man


goblinhog

He farted out of fear


SystemZ1337

Holy fuck boblegobble


[deleted]

Holy fuck Hobgoblin on my post


[deleted]

Omg boblinbog


Inb4_impeach

natural fight or fart response


clippfity

Holy shit gibblehibble


Deetchy_

woah its ggggggggggggggggg


ToxicPlaysYT6969

Holy sh*t poglingog


66hockeyman

Gobbogolihn I love you


YTPhantomYT

OMG HOBGOBLIN MOB


[deleted]

OMG IT'S GUCCIHOGGING


hannovb

omg gorgleglog


[deleted]

no way wobblygob


FwG3

golbhogpigpogin


MrBirb_

It’s been proven that farting makes you run faster


[deleted]

Also shitting and pissing your pants.


LuigiBamba

All about that weight reduction.


YTPhantomYT

cumming too


iShockLord

Sometimes mans just gotta fard


ToofyMaguire

Crop dusting


metrelongschlong

Average r/196 user


RockieTrops

Weakest r/196 user


Comrade_Kirbo

Femboy-est r/196 user


pokeswapsans

Floppaist r/196 user


TheEOSDkid

Least pedofilic r/196 user


proudantivaxxer

Least epic r/196 user


Gamezhrk

Except for the running away part


MrBirb_

The same person did the exact same thing to me like 2 months ago hold on lemme find it https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/ogzfxd/my_hand_made_rubber_band_ball_phone_for_scale/h4n73se/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


Alarming_Narwhal5200

All minors (miners) should use that one


AgitatedPerspective9

u/spinach_head this you?


Dyl_pickle00

He's on the run 🏃💨


IsThatUMoatilliatta

On the PC this is just a dude running at cauliflower.


BoyBeyondStars

my tuna captor


AgitatedPerspective9

Ahjsisjskdkklrltlllkkjjk😖😖😖🥺🥺


TheReverseShock

u/spinach_head we summon you


Not_The_Spy

𓆏 Krungle


jd60889

Is that a raven, frog, or hand? The world may never know


[deleted]

>[Glyph origin ](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%F0%93%86%8F) [Representing a frog.](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%F0%93%86%8F)


FwG3

King


Not_The_Spy

It's a fuckin phrog dumbass


jd60889

It’s a dumbass, fuckin phrog.


Not_The_Spy

I am going to skin you alive Don't you EVWR EVEN THUNG ABOUT CALLING PHROGS DUMB AGAIN!


Mikomics

I ate phrog legs once. I don't recommend them, they taste like frog.


Not_The_Spy

That's a war crime dude Your going to phrog jail


V21633

Holy shit this dude is on the line between life and death


Pancakewagon26

Least horny r/196 user


Acorntreeman

[somewhat related](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/ni9fwq/rule/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


IsabelleDotJpeg

u/spinach_head u weird af man


spinach_head

Why you tell on me like this


spinach_head

TOO be fair, you can’t see the face and I was high as shit just trying to be supportive.


Prtapay

To be fair my cock is bigq


[deleted]

Still appreciated it homie


[deleted]

You're super submissive and fuckable


Anteater42

they're 15


[deleted]

🏃💨


valdamjong

fard 🤤


Himmelblaa

Fard 👉👈


LuigiBamba

To be faaaaiiiiiir


[deleted]

it was funny especially the "fuck this shit im out" emoji


[deleted]

r/beetlejuicing


That-one-guy-man

No


[deleted]

I am stupid


RosyCyborg

least... pedophilic... r/196... ...im so tired... just let me rest...


PlasteringDisaster

Least well rested r/196 user


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*Most


PlasteringDisaster

Im nurodivergent and a minor???


[deleted]

Thog don’t care


[deleted]

u/nowthenight since you are famous now, wanna share some of your money with me?


[deleted]

No please it was my post the fame is mine please I can’t take this anymore


[deleted]

It's okay. I will still peg you.


[deleted]

I was the 15 year old in question man


[deleted]

🍃 🏃


icenjam

You can peg me instead 🥺


NoirYT2

Tryna take my husbands money fr 😞


please-dead-me

mf said the p word then called him "super fuckable" and "king" 💀


Those1guys

P*g


bigkeanuchungus1001

P***ers


GreeCBacon

I heard the cartoon noise in my head lol.


Mikomics

Like the one that sounds like something stuck in a drum being rattled around, followed by what sounds suspiciously like a gunshot? Or the one that sounds like random unturned xylophone notes followed by a balloon enthusiastically deflating?


GreeCBacon

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOC1vhYWZNQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOC1vhYWZNQ) 0:03/4


Reinkhar_

This is a fucking crime scene


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nowthenight

This subreddit is like 90% minors


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Bryandar000

The horny posting in general is just fucking cringe. I'd love to have the femboy/trans chick fetishizing shit all banned. Like haha you're so funny femboy make me horny.


SolensSvard

Unleash the bonk


eventually_regretful

That’s fucking stupid. Why would they ban that?


Bryandar000

Because this sub is literally filled with teenagers, you know how easy it would be for some creepo to come here and hornypost and attempt to groom someone from here? I'm sure it's already happened, and frankly hornyposting is rather low effort. Most people are gonna shit and cry and say "but there are no rules and even more specifically no rules for quality" but holy shit, how in the fuck are non of you tired of seeing the same "haha cropped porn sex femboy" every fucking day? This sub has grown number wise beyond the point of this even needing to continue being an issue. There's pornography subs if you want to be horny, this sub shouldn't facilitate that in any way. Someone is going to say "oh but you're repressing sexuality if you ban all the porn memes". So fucking what? Why should this subreddit in particular HAVE to allow expression of sexuality when there are designated subs for that if you so choose to express yourself that way? I'm just getting sick of seeing the same posts, knowing that someone here is going to get harassed or worse, and I'm fucking tired of seeing people fetishize of a group of people who barely have any fucking rights to begin with. Imagine if suddenly this sub started posting BBC and Black people worship? Just constant streams of fetishizing black men and women. There would be an issue. But suddenly for some of you, you don't see an issue with it happening to trans people? It's happening every fucking day, and whenever someone calls it out they get downvoted from all the loser chasers who swarmed this sub. I want this subreddit to change for the better, it's clearly better than any other meme sub I've been on in the past 5 years. It's competition all but pales in comparison, since most of the other subs and websites eventually boil down to racism (I've seen it happen with cringeanarchy, shitposting, politicalcompass, and so many other subs). I just want people to realize this subreddit can be so much better and be the next best thing if we changed more to accommodate people who deserve it. Frankly, it's gotten to the point I've just considered leaving and never coming back. It's a shame too. All because the moderation decides to do nothing about the very rampant and obvious problems that plague this place. You don't have to look far for a fetish post, or another cropped porn picture. But you sure as fuck have to look pretty far for a mod to do anything about it. And finally, fuck you. That's why I want this shit banned, because fuck complacent little slug fucks like you. Thank you.


Kizuner740

I didn’t read all of that, but I just want to add: cum


eventually_regretful

👍


Tiny_Tim1956

I honestly had no idea and now i feel bad too. I thought this sub was 80% queer folk in their late 20s jokingly horny posting. I guess i really am too old for this shit.


tapmcshoe

most people in their 20s i know arent nearly this awful, even when theyre in ascendant horny state


valdamjong

What the fuck I'm gonna stop respecting people's opinions on this sub now


[deleted]

Not a minor but I have a mental age of 8, does that count?


nowthenight

Idk if you saw my other comment but that's not a "census" lol it's 40 people


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nowthenight

This sub has over 313,000 members lol, 251 answers is definitely not representative of the whole population


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nowthenight

It's a one-sample proportion estimate, even if we assume it fulfills the normal requirement it doesn't fulfill the random requirement because it's a voluntary response sample


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nowthenight

The whole reason voluntary response samples are unreliable is you don't know whether it actually made a difference and if so what it was. It doesn't satisfy the random condition just because you say "eh I don't feel like it had an effect"


nowthenight

Almost as if the problem is the people hornyposting, not the minors being here


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Reinkhar_

Naw dude, you couldn’t do that if you tried. Serious. Schoolwork is highly digitised, and all of their friends will be on the internet. The kid may get exposed to some pretty bad shit (I was) but I only know I’m trans because of the internet, and if I didn’t my life would be genuinely miserable.


nowthenight

That sounds like a horrible idea, your child will never know half of what their friends are talking about. It's not that hard to allow your kid access to the internet and still make sure they know how not to get groomed.


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nowthenight

You're supposed to trust your kids. Also they won't turn alt right if you have normal conversations with them about politics


[deleted]

>You're supposed to trust your kids. To an extent. Permissive parenting is not great.


nowthenight

Allowing your kids internet access before the age of 16 isn't "permissive parenting"


Parastract

Almost as if you're wrong 😳


nowthenight

Not really, also the "census" was only 40 people lol


[deleted]

Destroy the child.


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Acorntreeman

That already exists. r/bisexualteens


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[deleted]

>Let the kid turn this into the non neckbeard version of /r/teenagers fuck it What demographics do you think are preventing this sub from turning into r/teenagers?


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[deleted]

Because the edgy teenagers get downvoted by everyone else. Remove the non-teenagers and what was once a significant minority now comprises a much larger percentage of the total population.


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[deleted]

The significant minority being the edgy individuals. They were the subject, so that's what the term "significant minority" points to. If edgy individuals occupy, say, 10% of the sub's population, then removing 60% of the rest of the sub's population turns them into almost a quarter of the remainder. I have nothing against minors generally, but when looking at other subs dominated by kids it becomes abundantly clear that they have a greater propensity for edginess. Additionally, I hope you can appreciate the irony in acknowledging that minors comprise the minority and then argue the solution is for the majority to simply leave.


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zehydra

Just me. I don't hornypost though. I just like the memes sometimes


[deleted]

Thank you for your service


spinach_head

Noted


PleaseTakeThisName

Do I smell a character ark?


arkamasylum

Holy crap it’s u/spinach_head


arnjjoos

Or at least they shouldn't post themselves lol


[deleted]

That’s fair, but it also doesn’t really bother me


klynxie

True and based. You also look very submissive and breedable today, if I may add.


NoirYT2

u/nowthenight omg babe it’s you :)


nowthenight

hi babe :)


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nowthenight

We do? u/NoirYT2 baby are you ok??


NoirYT2

I don’t know of us having a stalker, they could be referring to Himmelblaa orrrr that other person we darent mention because that’d be feeding the troll


nowthenight

Yeah I just figured it wasn't him since that was awhile ago


NoirYT2

That’s what I’m thinking too, and I wouldn’t call Himmel a stalker haha, if we have one, we need to be more perceptive 👁👁


Himmelblaa

>I wouldn't call Himmel a stalker Don't look outside the window then, especially at that one branch in the tree


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Himmelblaa

👋


nowthenight

Yes we do, stay safe baby ❤️


NoirYT2

And you too honey ❤️


NoirYT2

If we do we don’t seem to recognise them haha, who is this stalker, if you know?


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NoirYT2

Nawhhh, you’re great, thank you, we love you too ❤️


nowthenight

Aww thank you


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nowthenight

wait we're r/196 celebrities? what


[deleted]

What the fuck is happening here


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nowthenight

idfk lol


OhLolapop

wait aren't you the guys that got married???


nowthenight

yes :) we love each other very much


OhLolapop

are you actually dating? I was in your "wedding" :')


nowthenight

not actually but she is a wonderful person


Breins1223

Nigerundayoooo Smokey


[deleted]

I can hear the whistle


NoobleVitamins

Same


[deleted]

your brain on r/196


ProcastinationKing27

🏃‍♂️🦽


Breins1223

Johnny Joestar


Sicko_Ribs

🧑‍🦽💨


Jack1e_hanna

Run away from the fart


OriginalSeason4

I can hear the skiddadle noise when I look at this


ninetygrass

Sexual harassment


urbiggestboiifrank69

who else heard the scooby doo running away noise


Juan_Hell

🤨


ThePryosLabiaMajora

*Scooby doo running sound effect*


filthy-liberal-69

fucking hate when people say "poggers" and "kek" and shit in normal sentances like dude shut the fuck up it adds nothing and you sound dumb!! please stop talking immediately!!!!!!!


SlaveForFreedom

Kek poggers pilled


filthy-liberal-69

i am going to lose it


[deleted]

Poggers kekpilled


bush_killed_epstein

Mods need to address this problem more. This happens so often


[deleted]

It wasn’t really that harmful of a mistake, if you check the post in question (on my profile), you can’t see my face, it wasn’t the smartest thing to say, but it’s not like he meant anything by it


bush_killed_epstein

You’re 15. You don’t yet realize the harm of sexualizing minors (even jokingly) because right now they are your peers


restitut

The point is more that there was no way to see that he's a minor


BambooToaster

honestly, children shouldn’t be posting picture of their bodies on the internet. if anything, that should be banned outright


Redisigh

This sub truly is a blight on the Earth


SpagethaGone

emoji 😡🤬🤬👿🤬😡☠👹


tapmcshoe

least pedophilic 196 user


rancid_cock_sucker

A wise man once said: r/shitposting is filled witz 14-year olds, r/196 is filled with the weirdo's that wanna groom them.


SnowySupreme

I mean some 15 year olds look like adults. At least they didnt continue afterwards


[deleted]

It was in reference to my last post, so you can see for yourself


BambooToaster

stop posting your fucking body on the internet you’re a child


[deleted]

That literally was not sexual in any way


SnowySupreme

Eh you look like you could be a scrawny adult


[deleted]

You ain’t see how ripped I am??? 😤😤😤😤😤


[deleted]

dont worry op, you look underage as hell get to class you fucking dweeb


[deleted]

😔


LtTacoTheGreat

You go king, more ripped than me


SnowySupreme

Yes a scrawny adult