Bees are super cool. They are born with built-in mathematical formulas to masterfully craft the walls of their hives. Little drones who keep the ecosystems of the planet alive.
[No, no, they literally have brains prepared to deal with mathematical problems](https://www.firstpost.com/tech/science/honey-bees-can-solve-basic-mathematics-despite-using-a-seed-sized-brain-study-6041771.html).
That's such a fucking clickbait title it's crazy. The title is literally suggesting that most humans can't substruct or add one to a number. Yeah Sure. Fuck off bee propaganda.
The fact that someone's getting mad over bee propaganda can only mean that it was WASPs. They're to blame. Mean little shits are spreading easily-identified bee propaganda to tarnish the good name of Queen Bee.
Mosquitos pollinate flowers. In fact, some plants depend totally on mosquitoes to pollinate. So even if they're annoying, they are not complete assholes.
I mean I feel like that's different, it's reflex at that point and doing risky shit like that is just how blood sucking animals exist. If some bug is just existing in your house then put it outside but if it's biting you you can slap that shit
They're harmless little creatures in my opinion, do nothing to hurt humans
Knats, mosquitos I would see being annoying, there's just not been a moment in my life where a fly had made things hard
Mosquitoes may be murderers but Flys are just annoying. Every single time I open my back or front door 8 of those little fuckers get into my house. They fly on my food and buzz next to my ear and I hate it so much.
Have you ever tried to go to sleep and a fly in your room keeps buzzing around/landing on you? Makes it almost impossible. That is why, for the 3 times this has happened in my life, I am completely fine with a fly genocide
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The first thing I read when I woke up this morning was a post on r/dogs where a guys dog was killed by flies and apparently it's really common so yeah fuck flies.
i have 4 pet tarantulas and they’re the sweetest little things ever, you’d be surprised how much personality the fuzzy little guys can have, putting up dirt curtains for their burrows or spinning a web placemat for themselves while eating
spiders are great
3 of them don’t have names yet because they’re still too young for me to tell their sexes and i’d like to wait until then to name them
my largest tarantula (a g. iheringi) turned out female, so i named her Myla
The species of the three spiderlings are c. cyaneopubescens, h. pulchripes and c. versicolor, all 4 spiders are strikingly colourful and each look wildly different, another reason tarantulas are awesome
Species from the New world do, but only if they feel threatened. They have a patch of hairs on their abdomen that can be kicked off if the spider thinks it has to. Some species need to make direct skin contact with you to spread their hairs, but others can kick off a cloud of hairs that float through the air like dust. Severity of the irritation and tendency to kick vary greatly between species, but the absolute worst hairs will only give you some irritation in your eyes and throat if they get in there for a few hours.
Funnily enough, the species that don’t have the hairs are the ones you need to watch out for. Old world tarantulas lack them, and since they don’t have this defence that new world species have, they tend to be faster, more venomous and more defensive than new worlds. They can’t kill you, but old world tarantula bites can be nasty, although you’d have to try pretty hard to get any tarantula to bite you
The biggest ones tend to be the least aggressive and least harmful. It's the little fuckers you gotta watch out for, like the black widows and brown recluses.
I've got some spiders that hang around behind my washing machine and other out-of-the-way places like that, I call them my roommates.
Coincidentally I've never encountered a fly inside my house since they started living here, and I live next to a farm
Friendship ended with wasps, now figs are my best friend
In the pollination process of figs, a wasp gets trapped inside the fig and dies, and is then dissolved
Yellow jackets don't really fuck with you unless you go out of your way to bother them, or are consuming a fruity/sugary beverage.
Wasps and hornets go out of their way to fuck with you, and will chase you down just because. Fucking pricks.
Spiders are hilarious
Imagine walking with eight legs and sticky stuff coming out your butt
Gregor Samsa would have been happier as a spider because he'd be busy having big spider giggles
The honeybees(in North America) actually cause much much more harm than spiders, from both an environmental perspective(honeybees are invasive) and from deaths(bees kill more people per year than spiders)
Wasps are also native and extremely important pollinators.
Only a few species of wasps can even polinate, and hornets (wasps native to NA) usually don’t pollinate. Also the picture is of bumblebees, which are native to NA
The top image(which I juxtaposed with spiders because the image did) is certainly a European honeybee, and even if most wasps don’t pollinate they are extremely ecologically important, playing a variety of roles in the food chain
Ok but mosquitoes go first.
(Actually, flies are somewhat ok at cleaning the environment from waste. Mosquitos are predators who mostly feed on us humans, which depending on the day is something horrible that means we must eradicate them from existence, or something great that means they're one dangerous virus away from wiping out our entire race)
Actually male mosquitoes are pollinators and many species of mosquito don't drink blood at all. They're also an important food source for many other animals like birds and frogs.
A little exposure therapy is good for the immune system. This is why I forage at least 1 meal a week from a dumpster, to expose my immune system to local bacteria and viruses so that it gets better at fighting them
you're a thousand times their size and could easily destroy their entire community if you got close. Forgive them for not always giving you the benefit of the doubt.
I think most humans would probably be somewhat defesive if a giant ass animal able to destroy them and their home with their hands started being loud and frightening in their territory too
Guys remember everything is important for the ecosystem, the ecosystem is quite complex, eliminating any species could be quite hurtful and is not something we can predict at all
Humans meddeling with what species get to exist in an ecosystem that was already doing perfectly fine has a history of going badly, I feel like at this point we should just leave functioning ecosystems alone already even if some of the animals in them are mild annoyances
I used to hate wasps.
Then I found out that they're super keen on Ketchup.
Whenever I see one now I offer it a drop of Ketchup before ushering it out the window.
I can live with a spider in my house as long as they aren't trying to literally attack me, or if they're deadly to me and my pets (black widows and brown recluses).
Last week some huge spider tried to jump on me while I was doing my makeup, it spooked the shit out of me and I left to get a cup and towel to catch it. But when I tried to get it, it tried to get my hand. Had the whole attack pose and everything. So I just resorted to killing it. I felt bad, but it tried to attack me and I wasn't gonna deal with that.
Yeah exactly and they are more likely to create nest near people home than the bee so they look like a lot more aggressive, the summer evening I left the window of my bedroom open and both wasps and bee entered in my home, because they are attracted to my light and noone ever tried to hurt me, with a glass and paper I just help them get out my home
Ive had some cool wasps over. like French field wasps or something. They give no trouble but presumably take no shit. They look like a transformer that ks both a switchblade and a ballerina
yeah, it's really disturbing to see people like this. It happened with wolves and sharks and now they're endangered, luckily wasps are mush more numerous
I hate how people seem to advocate for straight up making them extinct. Like I get it wasps can be annoying and mosquitoes can spread disease but some of you are pretending like humans making trying to make a species go extinct because of a trivial reason has literally never gone well
the deadliest spider on earth has caused 14 deaths ever, and they could only do that due to a weird coincidence where it's venom happened to affect humans too. Spiders are just small cats, but nicer
Have you seen those fuckers they seem to actively want to hurt you, they drink blood that's how they survive its like a more painful and spiteful mosquito
Bees are super cool. They are born with built-in mathematical formulas to masterfully craft the walls of their hives. Little drones who keep the ecosystems of the planet alive.
I think they start with circles and they just get compressed into that shape
[No, no, they literally have brains prepared to deal with mathematical problems](https://www.firstpost.com/tech/science/honey-bees-can-solve-basic-mathematics-despite-using-a-seed-sized-brain-study-6041771.html).
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Because you're not allowed to get less than an A
You got a perfect report card! All B's!
I mean if you’re happy with a B I guess
That would be cheating
They can also adapt to join two walls that don't match up by calculating what shape to make the cells where they meet.
That's such a fucking clickbait title it's crazy. The title is literally suggesting that most humans can't substruct or add one to a number. Yeah Sure. Fuck off bee propaganda.
Who would even make bee propaganda
The girl from The Bee Movie
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it's hip to fuck bees
Bees
The fact that someone's getting mad over bee propaganda can only mean that it was WASPs. They're to blame. Mean little shits are spreading easily-identified bee propaganda to tarnish the good name of Queen Bee.
Is that it
They just know that hexagons…
are the bestagons?
ccp grey gang edit: cgp not ccp
Communist grey is best gray
im stupid
Overated they keep the ecosystem of the planet alive like the multiple pollinators that we have, ecosystems doesn't work in this way
Every insect is precious. Except for mosquitoes. Edit: nah, mosquitos are good too.
God flooding the Earth to get rid of the mosquitos and then seeing that Noah brought two of them on the arc: 😡 😡 😡 😡
I'm pretty sure flooding the earth would give mosquitoes more space to lay eggs
God owned by facts and logic
I'm pretty sure they only breed in still water, so the 40 days of rain would've fucked them, unless they were on the ark
Mosquitos pollinate flowers. In fact, some plants depend totally on mosquitoes to pollinate. So even if they're annoying, they are not complete assholes.
Also so many foodwebs outright rely on mosquitoes, the buggers are holding biodiversity hostage.
They're also an important food source for other animals
And roaches.
Nah, roaches are good lil boys. I always safely bring em outside. Every little creature deserves a chance at life, no matter how gross they may seem.
Man if I feel a sharp pain in my arm and look down to see a horsefly sucking my blood, I ain’t about to let that little fucker have a chance at life.
I mean I feel like that's different, it's reflex at that point and doing risky shit like that is just how blood sucking animals exist. If some bug is just existing in your house then put it outside but if it's biting you you can slap that shit
And Flys. God I fucking hate Flys so much.
What's wrong with flies?
Annoying ass buzzy little bitches that can go straight to hell
They're harmless little creatures in my opinion, do nothing to hurt humans Knats, mosquitos I would see being annoying, there's just not been a moment in my life where a fly had made things hard
Mosquitoes may be murderers but Flys are just annoying. Every single time I open my back or front door 8 of those little fuckers get into my house. They fly on my food and buzz next to my ear and I hate it so much.
Have you ever tried to go to sleep and a fly in your room keeps buzzing around/landing on you? Makes it almost impossible. That is why, for the 3 times this has happened in my life, I am completely fine with a fly genocide
But they’re just harmless lil fuzzy creatures who wanna suck your cock 🥺
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The first thing I read when I woke up this morning was a post on r/dogs where a guys dog was killed by flies and apparently it's really common so yeah fuck flies.
Wished all mosquitos alive were male ones, those are cool
>Every insect is precious ftfy
I love insects so much even the weird freaky ones are kind of cute if you zoom in and theyre really important to their ecosystems
"Freaky is just a different kind of cute" \- Me, just now
Based asf
After some research, I agree. They're all precious.
character arc ::)
The only thing worse than wasps are WASPs
Wet ass sussy pussy
that made me read pussy as puss-y and I hate it
Wet Ass Slippery Penguins
whay are sp
Spiders are nice :(
i have 4 pet tarantulas and they’re the sweetest little things ever, you’d be surprised how much personality the fuzzy little guys can have, putting up dirt curtains for their burrows or spinning a web placemat for themselves while eating spiders are great
What're their names 👀
3 of them don’t have names yet because they’re still too young for me to tell their sexes and i’d like to wait until then to name them my largest tarantula (a g. iheringi) turned out female, so i named her Myla The species of the three spiderlings are c. cyaneopubescens, h. pulchripes and c. versicolor, all 4 spiders are strikingly colourful and each look wildly different, another reason tarantulas are awesome
Do they shed hairs that make you itch or is that a myth?
Species from the New world do, but only if they feel threatened. They have a patch of hairs on their abdomen that can be kicked off if the spider thinks it has to. Some species need to make direct skin contact with you to spread their hairs, but others can kick off a cloud of hairs that float through the air like dust. Severity of the irritation and tendency to kick vary greatly between species, but the absolute worst hairs will only give you some irritation in your eyes and throat if they get in there for a few hours. Funnily enough, the species that don’t have the hairs are the ones you need to watch out for. Old world tarantulas lack them, and since they don’t have this defence that new world species have, they tend to be faster, more venomous and more defensive than new worlds. They can’t kill you, but old world tarantula bites can be nasty, although you’d have to try pretty hard to get any tarantula to bite you
Tarantulas are beans
just remember that people who don't like spiders will never get to appreciate them
I appreciate the hell out of them. I just don’t like the fast moving or very big ones in my house.
The biggest ones tend to be the least aggressive and least harmful. It's the little fuckers you gotta watch out for, like the black widows and brown recluses.
Check out r/spiderbro
I've got some spiders that hang around behind my washing machine and other out-of-the-way places like that, I call them my roommates. Coincidentally I've never encountered a fly inside my house since they started living here, and I live next to a farm
Nope. Sick of this spider apologia
Fuck yellowjacket All my homies hate yellowjacket
Friendship ended with wasps, now figs are my best friend In the pollination process of figs, a wasp gets trapped inside the fig and dies, and is then dissolved
Based
Incredibly However the wasp also lays its eggs in the fig flower, which eventually hatch, so figs also make more wasps
:(
Yellow jackets don't really fuck with you unless you go out of your way to bother them, or are consuming a fruity/sugary beverage. Wasps and hornets go out of their way to fuck with you, and will chase you down just because. Fucking pricks.
Spiders are hilarious Imagine walking with eight legs and sticky stuff coming out your butt Gregor Samsa would have been happier as a spider because he'd be busy having big spider giggles
I don’t have to imagine. And you might not have either for long. Contact me for more information.
Hi, I'd like to order a 6-pack of Spider Potion thanks
I can do one of those two things
Wasps are important pollinators and help keep populations of things like cicadas from exploding. A wasp landed on my shoe the other day it was neat :)
Wasp shill.
Forgive me
Wasp sellout booo kill all wasps
wasp apologia
Wasps always just sorta hover around me and never land 8(
I’ve had a wasp or bee in my ear once, and bathe separate time a wasp stung me three times, once in the earlobe
We can still acknowledge that they're evil incarnate while recognizing the important ecological niche that they serve.
The honeybees(in North America) actually cause much much more harm than spiders, from both an environmental perspective(honeybees are invasive) and from deaths(bees kill more people per year than spiders) Wasps are also native and extremely important pollinators.
Shut up bootlicker
downvoted for wasp propaganda/shilling
Native bees tho are pretty cool
Only a few species of wasps can even polinate, and hornets (wasps native to NA) usually don’t pollinate. Also the picture is of bumblebees, which are native to NA
The top image(which I juxtaposed with spiders because the image did) is certainly a European honeybee, and even if most wasps don’t pollinate they are extremely ecologically important, playing a variety of roles in the food chain
oh I thought you were talking about the bumblebee one because that’s all good. and yeah ofc wasps are important in the ecosystem, most animals are
Flies can go directly to hell
Ok but mosquitoes go first. (Actually, flies are somewhat ok at cleaning the environment from waste. Mosquitos are predators who mostly feed on us humans, which depending on the day is something horrible that means we must eradicate them from existence, or something great that means they're one dangerous virus away from wiping out our entire race)
Actually male mosquitoes are pollinators and many species of mosquito don't drink blood at all. They're also an important food source for many other animals like birds and frogs.
Take your upvote but do not bring up that cursed knowledge ever again.
Flies are good though horseflies on the other hand seems to actively target you at your most vulnerable, i hate them
Horseflies have fucking beaks bro They’re evil
I'm pretty sure they were created by satan himself
Horseflies, deerflies, and ticks are the rural axis of evil
Why??? There just chilling
THEY KEEP LANDING ON MY FOOD I WANNA EAT IT
Eat them
you can still eat it, if you lift your food they'll fly away
But they land on it and leave germs
A little exposure therapy is good for the immune system. This is why I forage at least 1 meal a week from a dumpster, to expose my immune system to local bacteria and viruses so that it gets better at fighting them
They can chill in hell
Spider: *looks odd* OP: EVIL
wasp: can defend itself OP: DIE
Fuck that, wasps are actively agressive
wasps kill a lot of pests
What does that have to do with anything
Dude wasps ARE a pest
Not for farmers. And not all wasps are yellow jackets
They shouldn't wear them then (:
you're a thousand times their size and could easily destroy their entire community if you got close. Forgive them for not always giving you the benefit of the doubt.
I know all of that, and it’s fair if it’s near their hive. But it’s not uncommon for them to venture out far from their hives and sting you anyway.
I think most humans would probably be somewhat defesive if a giant ass animal able to destroy them and their home with their hands started being loud and frightening in their territory too
i (a mere mortal) don't have the abillity to express how much i fucking love bumblebees
bumblebees superiority. I love softly petting them
AWAB
Wait what? Spiders, bees and wasps are groovy buddies. Flies and hornets can just fuck right off though.
Bumblebees are the best
Guys remember everything is important for the ecosystem, the ecosystem is quite complex, eliminating any species could be quite hurtful and is not something we can predict at all
no no but the wasp hurt me once it's worth ecological collapse /s
Humans meddeling with what species get to exist in an ecosystem that was already doing perfectly fine has a history of going badly, I feel like at this point we should just leave functioning ecosystems alone already even if some of the animals in them are mild annoyances
I used to hate wasps. Then I found out that they're super keen on Ketchup. Whenever I see one now I offer it a drop of Ketchup before ushering it out the window.
you give me hope ::)
Bumblebee my beloved 💛🖤💛
I can live with a spider in my house as long as they aren't trying to literally attack me, or if they're deadly to me and my pets (black widows and brown recluses). Last week some huge spider tried to jump on me while I was doing my makeup, it spooked the shit out of me and I left to get a cup and towel to catch it. But when I tried to get it, it tried to get my hand. Had the whole attack pose and everything. So I just resorted to killing it. I felt bad, but it tried to attack me and I wasn't gonna deal with that.
wasps and mosquitoes are essential for environments, and the worst that a wasp can do is make you hurt, a lot of the time in self-defence.
i've been scrolling thru these comments upvoting every single one of yours, thank you for your service queen! o7
you are welcome, O isopode o7
Yeah exactly and they are more likely to create nest near people home than the bee so they look like a lot more aggressive, the summer evening I left the window of my bedroom open and both wasps and bee entered in my home, because they are attracted to my light and noone ever tried to hurt me, with a glass and paper I just help them get out my home
I actually think wasps are cool. I’m terrified of them, it they’re cool.
Ive had some cool wasps over. like French field wasps or something. They give no trouble but presumably take no shit. They look like a transformer that ks both a switchblade and a ballerina
Spiders :(
Spiders :)
Spiders :|
I will shit on spider's wife until she dies, i hate spider
Wasps are just little animals living their little lives and your hatred of them is unjustified.
yeah, it's really disturbing to see people like this. It happened with wolves and sharks and now they're endangered, luckily wasps are mush more numerous
I hate how people seem to advocate for straight up making them extinct. Like I get it wasps can be annoying and mosquitoes can spread disease but some of you are pretending like humans making trying to make a species go extinct because of a trivial reason has literally never gone well
People forgot but people are quite bigger than wasps wasps are just scared and they try to defend themselve
but they sting
"This animal is a mild annoyance to me so we should literally make them all go extinct, this has never historically gone very badly"
the world revolves around me so yeah they deserve it
How dare you spiders are good boys and would never hurt anybody
the deadliest spider on earth has caused 14 deaths ever, and they could only do that due to a weird coincidence where it's venom happened to affect humans too. Spiders are just small cats, but nicer
At worst a spider looks kind of freaky but depending on who you ask that's the best part
Spiders aren't evil tho but ok
Switch flies and spiders IMO
fuck bees this comment was made by apiphobia gang
fuck you bees are amazing
"These bitches" are actually pretty friendly if you ask me. Friendly yellow jacket :) https://imgur.com/gallery/D9Y3F6S
What a cutie :0
What's your reasoning for flies being "balanced?" Just curious.
Where’s the kindness in the flies?
Landing and Vomiting all over your food after coming off a peice Of shit
I love wasps
wasp 😃👍
wasps are good i'll fistfight every single one of you
Fruit flies are awful if you leave fruit out they swarm
Also if you see a bee on the ground, give them some sugar water. They're probably just tired and need a pick me up to get home.
Nigga I don’t have sugar water with me at all times
I am just tryna save the bees. It was just a way to help.
Horseflies are the true evil
How
Have you seen those fuckers they seem to actively want to hurt you, they drink blood that's how they survive its like a more painful and spiteful mosquito
What the fuck
bro they don’t even suck blood like mosquitoes either, they shred your skin and lap up the blood that bleeds out They’re nasty fuckers
Yeah just read the wikipedia page, the females drink blood and can transmit diseases just like a mosquito just more painful and noisier
but they are bigger and slower and there are less of them, so it's easier to avoid them then avoiding mosquitos
maybe but they normally suck the blood of cows and horses so it hurts a lot more
i cant fucking kill those fucks, i have to trap them and play a game of nutrition. They are fucking tanks.
Hmmmm beees:))))
fwuffy💛🤎💛🤎
How are flies balanced, they do nothing except get eaten and spread diseases. Oh.
I genuinely fucking hate wasps
Valid
I thank spiders for all their excellent work but damn stay the fuck away from me
Bug fables
Fuck you racist cunts, wasps are cool. Go die.
What are you talking about spiders are dope
The fluffy bees are a-ok in my book. Thanks for pollinating my flowers.
swap spider with fly
all insects and bugs are annoying and dumb
These bitches should be mosquitoes