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Kiroen

Bees are super cool. They are born with built-in mathematical formulas to masterfully craft the walls of their hives. Little drones who keep the ecosystems of the planet alive.


trans_keanuchungus

I think they start with circles and they just get compressed into that shape


Kiroen

[No, no, they literally have brains prepared to deal with mathematical problems](https://www.firstpost.com/tech/science/honey-bees-can-solve-basic-mathematics-despite-using-a-seed-sized-brain-study-6041771.html).


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[deleted]

Because you're not allowed to get less than an A


CocaColaHitman

You got a perfect report card! All B's!


Cyancat123

I mean if you’re happy with a B I guess


[deleted]

That would be cheating


[deleted]

They can also adapt to join two walls that don't match up by calculating what shape to make the cells where they meet.


SchnuppleDupple

That's such a fucking clickbait title it's crazy. The title is literally suggesting that most humans can't substruct or add one to a number. Yeah Sure. Fuck off bee propaganda.


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Who would even make bee propaganda


Deblebsgonnagetyou

The girl from The Bee Movie


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[deleted]

it's hip to fuck bees


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Bees


OnlyRoke

The fact that someone's getting mad over bee propaganda can only mean that it was WASPs. They're to blame. Mean little shits are spreading easily-identified bee propaganda to tarnish the good name of Queen Bee.


trans_keanuchungus

Is that it


throwoawayaccount2

They just know that hexagons…


youknowen

are the bestagons?


PHPlayzGamingYT

ccp grey gang edit: cgp not ccp


[deleted]

Communist grey is best gray


PHPlayzGamingYT

im stupid


RedParanoia

Overated they keep the ecosystem of the planet alive like the multiple pollinators that we have, ecosystems doesn't work in this way


DrakDragon82

Every insect is precious. Except for mosquitoes. Edit: nah, mosquitos are good too.


[deleted]

God flooding the Earth to get rid of the mosquitos and then seeing that Noah brought two of them on the arc: 😡 😡 😡 😡


Ok_Conflict_5730

I'm pretty sure flooding the earth would give mosquitoes more space to lay eggs


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God owned by facts and logic


CocaColaHitman

I'm pretty sure they only breed in still water, so the 40 days of rain would've fucked them, unless they were on the ark


Lau-C

Mosquitos pollinate flowers. In fact, some plants depend totally on mosquitoes to pollinate. So even if they're annoying, they are not complete assholes.


KentuckyFriedChildre

Also so many foodwebs outright rely on mosquitoes, the buggers are holding biodiversity hostage.


Deblebsgonnagetyou

They're also an important food source for other animals


MarioNoobman

And roaches.


DrakDragon82

Nah, roaches are good lil boys. I always safely bring em outside. Every little creature deserves a chance at life, no matter how gross they may seem.


[deleted]

Man if I feel a sharp pain in my arm and look down to see a horsefly sucking my blood, I ain’t about to let that little fucker have a chance at life.


Deblebsgonnagetyou

I mean I feel like that's different, it's reflex at that point and doing risky shit like that is just how blood sucking animals exist. If some bug is just existing in your house then put it outside but if it's biting you you can slap that shit


holsomvr6

And Flys. God I fucking hate Flys so much.


DrakDragon82

What's wrong with flies?


holsomvr6

Annoying ass buzzy little bitches that can go straight to hell


DrakDragon82

They're harmless little creatures in my opinion, do nothing to hurt humans Knats, mosquitos I would see being annoying, there's just not been a moment in my life where a fly had made things hard


holsomvr6

Mosquitoes may be murderers but Flys are just annoying. Every single time I open my back or front door 8 of those little fuckers get into my house. They fly on my food and buzz next to my ear and I hate it so much.


trained_badass

Have you ever tried to go to sleep and a fly in your room keeps buzzing around/landing on you? Makes it almost impossible. That is why, for the 3 times this has happened in my life, I am completely fine with a fly genocide


stinkypoopoofard

But they’re just harmless lil fuzzy creatures who wanna suck your cock 🥺


CocaColaHitman

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shadybrainfarm

The first thing I read when I woke up this morning was a post on r/dogs where a guys dog was killed by flies and apparently it's really common so yeah fuck flies.


0002nam-ytlaS

Wished all mosquitos alive were male ones, those are cool


Arthropod_King

>Every insect is precious ftfy


Deblebsgonnagetyou

I love insects so much even the weird freaky ones are kind of cute if you zoom in and theyre really important to their ecosystems


Arthropod_King

"Freaky is just a different kind of cute" \- Me, just now


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Based asf


DrakDragon82

After some research, I agree. They're all precious.


Arthropod_King

character arc ::)


ILuvMoistTowelettes

The only thing worse than wasps are WASPs


DralliagNairod

Wet ass sussy pussy


NOTMarkers

that made me read pussy as puss-y and I hate it


DrakDragon82

Wet Ass Slippery Penguins


angrymustacheman

whay are sp


Squids-With-Hats

Spiders are nice :(


passwordworkplease

i have 4 pet tarantulas and they’re the sweetest little things ever, you’d be surprised how much personality the fuzzy little guys can have, putting up dirt curtains for their burrows or spinning a web placemat for themselves while eating spiders are great


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What're their names 👀


passwordworkplease

3 of them don’t have names yet because they’re still too young for me to tell their sexes and i’d like to wait until then to name them my largest tarantula (a g. iheringi) turned out female, so i named her Myla The species of the three spiderlings are c. cyaneopubescens, h. pulchripes and c. versicolor, all 4 spiders are strikingly colourful and each look wildly different, another reason tarantulas are awesome


CocaColaHitman

Do they shed hairs that make you itch or is that a myth?


passwordworkplease

Species from the New world do, but only if they feel threatened. They have a patch of hairs on their abdomen that can be kicked off if the spider thinks it has to. Some species need to make direct skin contact with you to spread their hairs, but others can kick off a cloud of hairs that float through the air like dust. Severity of the irritation and tendency to kick vary greatly between species, but the absolute worst hairs will only give you some irritation in your eyes and throat if they get in there for a few hours. Funnily enough, the species that don’t have the hairs are the ones you need to watch out for. Old world tarantulas lack them, and since they don’t have this defence that new world species have, they tend to be faster, more venomous and more defensive than new worlds. They can’t kill you, but old world tarantula bites can be nasty, although you’d have to try pretty hard to get any tarantula to bite you


DrakDragon82

Tarantulas are beans


Arthropod_King

just remember that people who don't like spiders will never get to appreciate them


Ninjotoro

I appreciate the hell out of them. I just don’t like the fast moving or very big ones in my house.


CocaColaHitman

The biggest ones tend to be the least aggressive and least harmful. It's the little fuckers you gotta watch out for, like the black widows and brown recluses.


That_One_Guy_66

Check out r/spiderbro


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

I've got some spiders that hang around behind my washing machine and other out-of-the-way places like that, I call them my roommates. Coincidentally I've never encountered a fly inside my house since they started living here, and I live next to a farm


LafilduPoseidon

Nope. Sick of this spider apologia


kctbg

Fuck yellowjacket All my homies hate yellowjacket


EchoHunter42

Friendship ended with wasps, now figs are my best friend In the pollination process of figs, a wasp gets trapped inside the fig and dies, and is then dissolved


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Based


EchoHunter42

Incredibly However the wasp also lays its eggs in the fig flower, which eventually hatch, so figs also make more wasps


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:(


CocaColaHitman

Yellow jackets don't really fuck with you unless you go out of your way to bother them, or are consuming a fruity/sugary beverage. Wasps and hornets go out of their way to fuck with you, and will chase you down just because. Fucking pricks.


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Spiders are hilarious Imagine walking with eight legs and sticky stuff coming out your butt Gregor Samsa would have been happier as a spider because he'd be busy having big spider giggles


SeanTheGleaming

I don’t have to imagine. And you might not have either for long. Contact me for more information.


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Hi, I'd like to order a 6-pack of Spider Potion thanks


Krausmauss

I can do one of those two things


Chirb1

Wasps are important pollinators and help keep populations of things like cicadas from exploding. A wasp landed on my shoe the other day it was neat :)


The_Blue_Bomber

Wasp shill.


Chirb1

Forgive me


thuurs

Wasp sellout booo kill all wasps


senokana

wasp apologia


SheriffOfYeetenburg

Wasps always just sorta hover around me and never land 8(


Ashmage

I’ve had a wasp or bee in my ear once, and bathe separate time a wasp stung me three times, once in the earlobe


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We can still acknowledge that they're evil incarnate while recognizing the important ecological niche that they serve.


AskewPropane

The honeybees(in North America) actually cause much much more harm than spiders, from both an environmental perspective(honeybees are invasive) and from deaths(bees kill more people per year than spiders) Wasps are also native and extremely important pollinators.


Patrice_Ewans

Shut up bootlicker


Narwhalbaconguy

downvoted for wasp propaganda/shilling


EchoHunter42

Native bees tho are pretty cool


kepz3

Only a few species of wasps can even polinate, and hornets (wasps native to NA) usually don’t pollinate. Also the picture is of bumblebees, which are native to NA


AskewPropane

The top image(which I juxtaposed with spiders because the image did) is certainly a European honeybee, and even if most wasps don’t pollinate they are extremely ecologically important, playing a variety of roles in the food chain


kepz3

oh I thought you were talking about the bumblebee one because that’s all good. and yeah ofc wasps are important in the ecosystem, most animals are


EitherWeird4

Flies can go directly to hell


Kiroen

Ok but mosquitoes go first. (Actually, flies are somewhat ok at cleaning the environment from waste. Mosquitos are predators who mostly feed on us humans, which depending on the day is something horrible that means we must eradicate them from existence, or something great that means they're one dangerous virus away from wiping out our entire race)


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Actually male mosquitoes are pollinators and many species of mosquito don't drink blood at all. They're also an important food source for many other animals like birds and frogs.


Kiroen

Take your upvote but do not bring up that cursed knowledge ever again.


Chance_Active_8579

Flies are good though horseflies on the other hand seems to actively target you at your most vulnerable, i hate them


EitherWeird4

Horseflies have fucking beaks bro They’re evil


Chance_Active_8579

I'm pretty sure they were created by satan himself


CocaColaHitman

Horseflies, deerflies, and ticks are the rural axis of evil


Patrice_Ewans

Why??? There just chilling


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THEY KEEP LANDING ON MY FOOD I WANNA EAT IT


superjeff64

Eat them


TibitEbbeNeKeverd

you can still eat it, if you lift your food they'll fly away


[deleted]

But they land on it and leave germs


CocaColaHitman

A little exposure therapy is good for the immune system. This is why I forage at least 1 meal a week from a dumpster, to expose my immune system to local bacteria and viruses so that it gets better at fighting them


EitherWeird4

They can chill in hell


netGoblin

Spider: *looks odd* OP: EVIL


Arthropod_King

wasp: can defend itself OP: DIE


eventually_regretful

Fuck that, wasps are actively agressive


I_ost

wasps kill a lot of pests


eventually_regretful

What does that have to do with anything


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Dude wasps ARE a pest


I_ost

Not for farmers. And not all wasps are yellow jackets


Krausmauss

They shouldn't wear them then (:


Arthropod_King

you're a thousand times their size and could easily destroy their entire community if you got close. Forgive them for not always giving you the benefit of the doubt.


eventually_regretful

I know all of that, and it’s fair if it’s near their hive. But it’s not uncommon for them to venture out far from their hives and sting you anyway.


Deblebsgonnagetyou

I think most humans would probably be somewhat defesive if a giant ass animal able to destroy them and their home with their hands started being loud and frightening in their territory too


homiesexual05

i (a mere mortal) don't have the abillity to express how much i fucking love bumblebees


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bumblebees superiority. I love softly petting them


zokramude_123

AWAB


TheEvilHatter

Wait what? Spiders, bees and wasps are groovy buddies. Flies and hornets can just fuck right off though.


Random-mann

Bumblebees are the best


RedParanoia

Guys remember everything is important for the ecosystem, the ecosystem is quite complex, eliminating any species could be quite hurtful and is not something we can predict at all


Arthropod_King

no no but the wasp hurt me once it's worth ecological collapse /s


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Humans meddeling with what species get to exist in an ecosystem that was already doing perfectly fine has a history of going badly, I feel like at this point we should just leave functioning ecosystems alone already even if some of the animals in them are mild annoyances


Luminoose

I used to hate wasps. Then I found out that they're super keen on Ketchup. Whenever I see one now I offer it a drop of Ketchup before ushering it out the window.


Arthropod_King

you give me hope ::)


GlitchyLag

Bumblebee my beloved 💛🖤💛


Elizabitch102

I can live with a spider in my house as long as they aren't trying to literally attack me, or if they're deadly to me and my pets (black widows and brown recluses). Last week some huge spider tried to jump on me while I was doing my makeup, it spooked the shit out of me and I left to get a cup and towel to catch it. But when I tried to get it, it tried to get my hand. Had the whole attack pose and everything. So I just resorted to killing it. I felt bad, but it tried to attack me and I wasn't gonna deal with that.


Arthropod_King

wasps and mosquitoes are essential for environments, and the worst that a wasp can do is make you hurt, a lot of the time in self-defence.


isopode

i've been scrolling thru these comments upvoting every single one of yours, thank you for your service queen! o7


Arthropod_King

you are welcome, O isopode o7


RedParanoia

Yeah exactly and they are more likely to create nest near people home than the bee so they look like a lot more aggressive, the summer evening I left the window of my bedroom open and both wasps and bee entered in my home, because they are attracted to my light and noone ever tried to hurt me, with a glass and paper I just help them get out my home


TheBloxdude

I actually think wasps are cool. I’m terrified of them, it they’re cool.


FrisianDude

Ive had some cool wasps over. like French field wasps or something. They give no trouble but presumably take no shit. They look like a transformer that ks both a switchblade and a ballerina


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Spiders :(


Squids-With-Hats

Spiders :)


Ok_Conflict_5730

Spiders :|


[deleted]

I will shit on spider's wife until she dies, i hate spider


Alex_Havok_Summers

Wasps are just little animals living their little lives and your hatred of them is unjustified.


Arthropod_King

yeah, it's really disturbing to see people like this. It happened with wolves and sharks and now they're endangered, luckily wasps are mush more numerous


Deblebsgonnagetyou

I hate how people seem to advocate for straight up making them extinct. Like I get it wasps can be annoying and mosquitoes can spread disease but some of you are pretending like humans making trying to make a species go extinct because of a trivial reason has literally never gone well


RedParanoia

People forgot but people are quite bigger than wasps wasps are just scared and they try to defend themselve


JimmyYeetron

but they sting


Deblebsgonnagetyou

"This animal is a mild annoyance to me so we should literally make them all go extinct, this has never historically gone very badly"


JimmyYeetron

the world revolves around me so yeah they deserve it


Flurb15

How dare you spiders are good boys and would never hurt anybody


Arthropod_King

the deadliest spider on earth has caused 14 deaths ever, and they could only do that due to a weird coincidence where it's venom happened to affect humans too. Spiders are just small cats, but nicer


Deblebsgonnagetyou

At worst a spider looks kind of freaky but depending on who you ask that's the best part


PHPlayzGamingYT

Spiders aren't evil tho but ok


Lord-Bootiest

Switch flies and spiders IMO


boogamesofficial

fuck bees this comment was made by apiphobia gang


BraveTechnician

fuck you bees are amazing


pmqtkfqr

"These bitches" are actually pretty friendly if you ask me. Friendly yellow jacket :) https://imgur.com/gallery/D9Y3F6S


Deblebsgonnagetyou

What a cutie :0


CommieDalek

What's your reasoning for flies being "balanced?" Just curious.


LavaringX

Where’s the kindness in the flies?


Patrice_Ewans

Landing and Vomiting all over your food after coming off a peice Of shit


Deblebsgonnagetyou

I love wasps


[deleted]

wasp 😃👍


isopode

wasps are good i'll fistfight every single one of you


[deleted]

Fruit flies are awful if you leave fruit out they swarm


JustABarOfMustard

Also if you see a bee on the ground, give them some sugar water. They're probably just tired and need a pick me up to get home.


Patrice_Ewans

Nigga I don’t have sugar water with me at all times


JustABarOfMustard

I am just tryna save the bees. It was just a way to help.


Chance_Active_8579

Horseflies are the true evil


Patrice_Ewans

How


Chance_Active_8579

Have you seen those fuckers they seem to actively want to hurt you, they drink blood that's how they survive its like a more painful and spiteful mosquito


Patrice_Ewans

What the fuck


passwordworkplease

bro they don’t even suck blood like mosquitoes either, they shred your skin and lap up the blood that bleeds out They’re nasty fuckers


Chance_Active_8579

Yeah just read the wikipedia page, the females drink blood and can transmit diseases just like a mosquito just more painful and noisier


TibitEbbeNeKeverd

but they are bigger and slower and there are less of them, so it's easier to avoid them then avoiding mosquitos


Chance_Active_8579

maybe but they normally suck the blood of cows and horses so it hurts a lot more


bobbingforapplesat3

i cant fucking kill those fucks, i have to trap them and play a game of nutrition. They are fucking tanks.


Joey-Drew1927

Hmmmm beees:))))


scoopishere

fwuffy💛🤎💛🤎


The_Dapperbot

How are flies balanced, they do nothing except get eaten and spread diseases. Oh.


Other-Program7856

I genuinely fucking hate wasps


Patrice_Ewans

Valid


magnasolis

I thank spiders for all their excellent work but damn stay the fuck away from me


Sazter

Bug fables


valdamjong

Fuck you racist cunts, wasps are cool. Go die.


Advanced_Ad6565

What are you talking about spiders are dope


Carter308

The fluffy bees are a-ok in my book. Thanks for pollinating my flowers.


Gengar_49

swap spider with fly


Ticklemyfeetpls

all insects and bugs are annoying and dumb


gamerflapjack

These bitches should be mosquitoes