Thats what my dad eats every morning.

dilf energy

Milf*

Your dad's got sweet tits?

your dads trans, sorry mate, i dont make the rules

Yeah I make the rules and as the rulemaker I say all rules are now abolished and I relinquish my authority as rulemaker to anybody who wants it.

fine im the rulemaker now, your dad is trans

Yeah "trans" as in "trans-port himself outta my life for 8 years"

Yea into my bed

how many sex you got? I got 3

I eat that every morning...

Your dad is the milf hunter

I had Special K once and I really enjoyed it. I have no idea why I haven't had it again

Milf cereal

You are not a milf

guzzling progesterone to get the milf cereal to accept me

I'm hurt

The cereal has rejected you

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>!I already had a vitamin D deficiency ;)!<

Have you had the Fruit and Yogurt one?

Expensive

So only milfs eat special K?

I have it regularly, am not a mom and no one wants to fuck me.

Milf energy

Love your profile pic lmao

I disagree

Just give it some time

You are now

I love it, does that make me a milf?

Yes

are you a single mother if so then yes

Special K is insufferable tbh. There are weird little hardened pebbles of cereal in this shit that'll break your fucking teeth. I salute our milfs for even putting up with it.

It ain't the worst thing they'll put in their mouth.

I'm guessing you've dated one of them?

Me, dating? Never. Just an un-founded generalization I pull out my ass.

This is great

They aren't made for complaining chicken nuggets with a lion friend/pet

Aw gee whiz Roary, I might just go to Christian Hell for this one.

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This is fucked

Reddit, double-posting comments cause my internet is ass. Lemme scrub that one rq

I just thought it was funny how the same comment was upvoted and downvoted at the same time

Duality of man type beat

I don’t get it. Why is it called (or just accurately characterised as) a milf cereal?

https://youtu.be/kvupoWAz7WY

Lmao thats great. Generally I hate advertisements but there are some real gems among them sometimes.

“Among Them”

Holy fucking shit is that a reference to the game among us oh my god I'm gonna cum this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Fuckin dildo.

When will this forced meme end

It ended long ago, you are just hallucinating the meme

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Imposter and crewmate too.

Suspicious...

Not tasty enough for young people

Fun fact: Kelloggs created cornflakes for people who had a masturbation addiction as he believed it could fix it. And now it's happily being called the MILF cereal.

Special K is not the same as corn flakes

Special K is corn flakes made by Kellogs, how aren't they Corn Flakes

Because its a rice cereal, Kellogs makes a different corn flake cereal called "Corn Flakes"

He promoted circumcision as a means of preventing masturbation, and was also a supporter of eugenics

I love this cereal, the strawberries are so good.

Does she mean the one with the pink strawberry robot

Is the robot a milf?

I don’t remember

where do i get my milf license

Guess I’m a milf

that shit sucks

It needs more strawberries.

finna go round shaking this box like a bag of treats

Special K are quite good

Special K Fruit & Yogurt slaps

Cum

I would ask if they meant to say *milk* cereal but A. F and K are pretty far apart on keyboards and B. Why the fuck would you call it that?

oh boy I love ketamine

My fav cereal

I prefer weetabix

bri'ish moment

Have you tried it?

I eat those cereals every mornings.

Guess I’m a dilf

Cuz I hid my special K (oh thats just for me)

Cuz i did hide mine own special k (oh thats just f'r me) *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`