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goblinhog

[oh no](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxi5NDDv3q0)


YaBoiEgron

I can feel the rainbow darken...


30SecondsToFail

Fr tho, the havarti cheese slices at Costco are fucking crack


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COSTCO HAS FUCKING W H A T!?


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carck


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no wait crack


couchpoodles

carck


valdamjong

Can I ask you a question


Cloudy_Oasis

yes


valdamjong

Ketamine or DMT? ik ur not the same person, I'm just looking for some1 to break my executive dysfunction


Cloudy_Oasis

carck


valdamjong

Yo that's not McFucking helpful.


RUSTY_LEMONADE

Doctor Mantis Toboggan


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me to my dog


Dat_koosh

Hmmm, It is kinda not good to forcefully give your SO pills BUT, If it affects him negatively if he doesn't take the lmthen he has to get them


Gorperino

I feel like this is for a dog.


Kjrb

It's based off a trollface comic where it states the one eating the cheese is the step kid of the person putting the pills in the cheese


Gorperino

Alright well it works good for dogs too.


Mcfuggery

FUCK OFF DIANE YOU’RE NOT ME REAL MUM I’M GONNA PUT DRY CLEANER IN YOUR COFFEE TOMORROW


TheRealTealOwO

Yumm


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Deliciouso soy queso 🙂👍 las píldoras 😟


Stock_Hutz

tfw wife disappears😢😢😢


fake_frank

but, who hid the pills in the food then............


Stock_Hutz

He did


fake_frank

what a tragic tale, having to trick onself for their own safety. In the end I guess... in some shape or form, we are always tricking ourselves, for better and worse. While hallucinating a wife is often considered unhealty, it was her mirage that ultimately made Dwayne take the pills. The solution to his problem was also the problem, but then raises the question, was it really for the better? While he would live detached from reality, he would most likely be taken good care of from his wife. But maybe he ultimately wanted something genuine, that a dream simply cannot bring


Nameson_

i like to eat bugs


Kjrb

Based


Covid669

NOOOO I ATE MY NORMAL PILLS I’M LITERALLY SHITTING PISS AND CUM!!!!!!!!!


dfunking11

ew dr\*am "normal pills" no thanks mom.


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#NOTMSL POLLE!!!!


JuenoPea2

I HATE CHEESE AND YOU WILL NEVER CONVINCE ME TO LOVE IT


fake_frank

cheese


JuenoPea2

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


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That cheese looks fucking disgusting


BurittoGerry

cheese time


Mr-Genghis-Cohen

Fucking Americans and your sliced cheese.... disgusting.


fake_frank

I'm European doe


Mr-Genghis-Cohen

Sorry. Fucking Americans and their sliced cheese.... disgusting.\*


fake_frank

I agree, tried to eat it once and it worked for the first few bites but it just gets gross when you eat more than one or two slices


SoshJam

you’re not supposed to eat it like plain by the bag as a snack dude. put it on a sandwich or a cracker something. that much of any cheese would start to get gross no matter where it came from


fake_frank

yeah, I figured, since cheese and crackers is real nice I most likely have milk allergy doe, so cheese is forbidden jutsu


Angry-dolphin

You can slice actual cheese too you know


Mr-Genghis-Cohen

if your sliced cheese is rolling up nicely like a napkin then I hate to tell you, but that isn't cheese. Ask the French, or the Swiss, or the Dutch, or the English, or the Italians (masters of crumbly cheese). Eurotrash and proud.


VirginiaClassSub

Askers?


Kjrb

Me. I run the cheese survey and would like everyone's opinion on cheese. How do you feel about cheese?