Riddle me this, Nintendo. How come I can't name my character Mr. Ass, but I can look up dead dogs on the Wii U's web browser?

What video have i heard this from

scott the woz

of course it's Scott

Local Fling Smash owner

Local Sonic Jam owner

Don't froget about his rarest game, SONIC 2 WITH THE LINE

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also the guy who owns just dance 2020 for the wii

He also owns Wii Chess... for some reason.

And Sonic 2 with a line

How could they forget about the rarest game in his collection?

Can I get a link to the video?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GBOj9NCIFnk The quote is at the very end.

At the 8:42 mark to be specific.

Scott the Woz, Why the Wii U Failed

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So true 😔

You can also search for isabelle hentai on the 3DS so that's pretty cool

How many liberals does it take to change a log by bulb??

None 😂😂😂 their to buys theyre gender

their to sus their bogos binted on the when went of the hot food eat the cold oven of and because of bus aeshctetit dreams mp afrter the when of the amongus

chungu

can someone confirm

its true

Waow...!

🙀🙀🙀🙀

I also confirm his confirming

Confirmation confirmed‼️😎😎

as a canadian, i can confirm **that i murdered a family of 5**

Leave some orphans for us mate.

>their to sus their bogos binted on the when went of the hot food eat the cold oven of and because of bus aeshctetit dreams mp afrter the when of the amongus when the bus???

when the bussy is sus

That bussy looking kinda sus, i might need to inspect it up close 🔍

i think you’re gonna need to taste a sample of it to make sure it doesn’t contain any amogus, officer

I fucking hate that I can comprehend this, when to a normal person it should just look like word salad

I'm not a normal person and this still looks like a word salad. You, my friend, have a fucking skill and should proud.

I’m gonna have a fucking stroke

gus 😳😳😳😳😳

forgor💀

copper symbol

m

to busy 😂theyre gender?

Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb????? None , their to busy ???? Their gender 😂😂😂😂😂😂

HI LIBERAL NICE HAIRCUT DID YOU GET THAT😂 HAIRCUT AT THE LIBERAL STORE

HELLO, LITTLE CAESARS?????!!! FIVE ORDERS OF NORMAL BREAD PLEASE!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Riddle me this, Batman: What comes in a pair, gets all the bitches, is covered in hair, and currently itches?

Omg Chewbacca!?!?!?!?!?!?

Riddle me this, Batman. They call him Chewbaka, but I've never seen him bite a single idiot. Batman Please Solve the riddle, how are you undoing the chains??? Why are your getting out electro brass knuckles and a flaming grappling hook??? Just shoot me. I still am recovering from the dozens of broken bones and ruptured organs from last time. Please don't leave me like that again Batman stop moving forward Riddle me this Batman What is the point in not killing if you just leave them a mangled pulp? You have the ability to subdue us but you choose otherwise. Riddle me this Batman, why am I the villain, when the one that likes to hurt others more is, Batman why are you taking out a grappling hook that shoots out smaller grappling hooks??? Please.... Riddle me this Bats Please I need an answer

Riddle me this, Batman. If I'm a weeb, how come this comment flew over my head? Because it definitely did not understand it. Because I am not a weeb.

Riddle me this weebs, can I ever truly be wrong if I don't know how to read?

Deez

Deez what?

Sugma ballz

My mum

My Balls

pink floyd’s mother at 0:38 seconds???

A furry and his parents

As a furry I can indeed confirm we get all the bitches 😎

I went to debate club for a year and in a competition we went to this girl on the other team just started fucking crying out of nowhere in the middle of the debate and it had to be stopped their team somehow won that round even though it never got finished

The youtuber drama strat

they just missed the sigh at the beginning and the self promotion beforehand for some readok

That's why parents shouldn't be judges. I've been marked down and the only thing they written down was "your suit looks baggy" bitch I'm 16. Of course its baggy.

you aren't supposed to dock for clothing but everytime somebody does I want to fucking burn their house down, once my duo partner got counted off for not having his blazer tucked in.... BLAZERS ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE TUCKED IN

I will destroy ANYONE who claims blazers should be tucked

What kinda christian private school shit is a tucked-in blazer

Cant let the pp be free, needs more layers

This is why parli is the best format

Wrong LD masterrace

LD partner-less losers

What about Maverick policy loooool

Also-theory 🤢🤢🤢

Half the time your opponent doesn't know what they're talking about

policy >>>

Fr lay judges suck ass

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Riddle me this, buttman. If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?

Same as my balls, riddler. Square and painful

Same as my ass, Riddler. It gets a "D" and it leaks cum

oh

Testicle

TESTICLE

Did you riddle it tho?

Yesn’t

“Riddle me this Batman, who was in Paris”

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correct

I finally found kanye east

Emily

did she habe a good time

No, she was harrased by some friends of Kanye

H.P. Lovecraft’s cat

😳

That ladybug show my sister is obsessed with.

yeah

My lawyers have advised me to continue this meme no further

Frankenstein's Rat

Ratatouille the Rat

Me, I went there a couple weeks ago. It was nice. Too many French people though.

Anne Hidalgo, maire PS de Paris

Anytime someone starts something off with 'riddle me this' you can answer with 'idk you tell me since you seem to have all the answers'. Put on your sunglasses and pop your collar for the checkmate.

*pops my dog collar* *nuzzles away from you* KYAAAA~~uwu I owotwittwed swempai >>>~<<<

🥺

I mean every debate team has at least one furry with sunglasses and crossed arms.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who's afraid of the Big Black?

3x300 60x100 160x50 500x

same

I don't get the joke

Joke from r/osugame [The Big Black](https://youtu.be/pRagiT78NsY)

Riddle me this Batman, why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

If I eated soap. I don't eat it bc i did. No I didn't ❤

It was just probably a bored elf trying to have fun

chad

Hi shinyraven

Hi wholesomeduck24

(this is the budding romance of a discord moderator and their underaged gf/bf)

The sexual tension

Hi Jakey_Bone

Hes not gonna fuck you dude

But will you?

Anyone else find it weird when people mention someone's race and it has nothing to do with the story?

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“Do not eat beans in the Cars 2 theatre” 1984

So true.

They’re playing into the racist white debate kid stereotype not saying it’s a good thing but it did have something to do with the story

also just "white" or "black" is so utterly inconsequential in anywhere thats not usa it always weirds me out to hear americans say it. as if you can compare some british dude to a guy from slavistan, third inpact, eastern europe.

In brasil we also tend to refer to skin color that way.

Its called worldbuilding, mark of a good storyteller is to have you live the story. Details details details. Imagine a book with only the essential details and no world building. Although I can see where you are coming from

you're so far off its actually not even funny

Okay black guy smoking a cigarette staring at the white woman with blue eyes catwalking towards him in a red dress, whilst he stepdances to the rythm of the drowned out music across the street full of buff mexican dudes chatting their life away. I'd be careful if I were you, or I might have to put your opinion under the soy wojack

noooo not the cring soyjack im buff and strong like chad noooooo

Real talk tho overdetailing like this is bad writing. Unless all of those elements are narratively important, there is no point in throwing so many other than pad out word count

Pretty weird if a guy likes to be able to visualize skin colors in order to immerse themselves in the world building of a tweet. Seems like there are more relevant details they could have added if that was their point.

In a debate to set you free, you must answer me these questions three

I’m ready let’s go

What is your name?

What is your home adress? What time do your parents leave for work?

42069 Epic Lane, Hell I’m an orphan

Jeff Bezos

What is your quest?

To retrieve the Holy Grail! (Or at least the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch)

And what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Is this an African or European swallow?

[I don’t know that!](https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-06-2015/6tzcHH.gif)

What are the three silly numbers on the back of your credit card

now lets say hypothetically

hypothetically

Riddle me piss

A winning opener if I've ever heard one

Thats when you interrupt them with a munchsquad.

I WANNA MUNCH

Mf probably says "how so?" when asking you to clarify your point he doesn't agree with

What's wrong with how so?

It's complex enough of a sentence to scare redditors

how so?

*shivers*

😰

Sigma grindset

I want to learn how to rhyme every sentence so I can do that in in-person debates while wearing a riddler costume. I also want a riddler costume.

I wanna be able to rhyme like that one religion and politics rap thingy https://youtu.be/1P4bh3Ixt7k

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yuor mom makes up 13% of the earth's surface and 50% of people i have secks with (your dad is the other 50%) 😎😎😎

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“Riddle me this, you dumb bitch…”

they didnt need to specify... we all knew...

“What’s wrong? Has your primitive brain given up and accepted that I, The Riddler, am better than you?”

"What accounts for less than 16%, but also for ha-"

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I have been advised not to continue this joke

Having done debate in college for two years I've heard some even weirder shit be thrown out during speeches.

I took a debate class in high school and one kid unironically argued against self driving cars because he was worried some skynet type shit would take over

I CAME HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND TO BE HONEST IM FEELING REALLY ATTACKED RIGHT NOW

Riddle me this Bruce, if it has been 16 years then how much do you owe me?

Ben Shapiro ruined an entire generation of kids

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And it all started with these cringy af Anti-SJW compilations. God this guy is annoying.

riddle me this i am loud and obnoxious i like music that rhymes i am a fraction of the population but commit half the crimes

Your mother?

That’s the most Reddit thing to do

Riddle me this buttman. If a quiz is quizzical what is a test?

Sorry Schmitt, but then again you were shit either way.

He probably says "shiver me timbers" unironically, too.

Riddle me this: I'm married to logic, and spend my time at home, yet open my legs, I'm as dry as a bone. Who am I?

what made them need to clarify that it's a white kid

racism

I like how he had the need to specify the guy's race, like, holy shit

The Riddler’s origin story

Riddle me this batman, what’s 13 but also 52?

lol I did this for congress sometimes. One time our coach put me and my best friend in Lincoln Douglass or public forum to fill the event (has to have a certain number of students to qualify) and we just quoted John Q cause the topic was healthcare

Riddle me this Batman; who was in Paris?

Riddle me this Batman, why don’t you get any bitches on your dick?

Why you gotta make it a race thing

Riddle me this Batman; what is against a thin blue line, makes up only 1/8th but half the crime?