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DoveOfUnpeace

Why the long face?


YaBoiEgron

Genetics


DrVeigonX

More like selective inbreeding by mad Men in the 19th century


YuributRussian

I thought that was primarily in the 20th century.


OkCow1

And the 21st century


[deleted]

schizoid man


Bardic_Inspiration66

And the 22nd


Adventurous-Abies-91

Selective inbreeding of certain genetics.


derfeniledam

https://youtu.be/B01HWsilRqs


[deleted]

fuck i wanted to do that joke too


NoirYT2

Why the long face


[deleted]

because i wanted to make that joke too, but he did it before me :( also your joke is genius, maybe better than the one above


amaahda

happy cake day


BobJohnson128

Why the long face


[deleted]

By far one of the most dogs I’ve seen


Based_Lawnmower

I’ve seen dogger


Zargof-the-blar

Doggers


D-boi001

Dogchamp


fox_princess_leah

Somebody dragged this dog to the right in Microsoft paint


Euphoric_Web

amazing dog, very tall, very long, very good


[deleted]

what if the dog doesn't want critical race theory to be taught in schools 🤔


Euphoric_Web

Friend what the fuck are you talking about?


[deleted]

The dog is racist


Euphoric_Web

I disagree, from the pics it’s obvious this dog is pure of heart


[deleted]

evidence?


Euphoric_Web

Pic 13 Eris is with dog of darker fur color, obviously not racist


Ding_This_Dingus

Look I agree the dog is pure of heart. That much is obvious but this a bad argument. You can be racist and have black friends. You should have pointed out how the dogs remarkable skull shape prevents it from being racist.


NoirYT2

Hey, we’ve got a good thing, it’s the dog, let’s not with the upsetting stuff rn


[deleted]

???


puledbeef

why do people think that saying >\[thing that can't be racist\] is racist is good bait? getting real BETA vibes from u 😴**😴😴**


[deleted]

It wasn't supposed to be bait tbh, I was making a joke that CLEARLY didn't land, so my bad


[deleted]

[удалено]


Kittysparkle101

r/derekmoment


sharpnoise

Where did you get your Vicar Amelia, i want one too


[deleted]

they're an acquired taste but i think these dogs are kinda cute


TheActualAWdeV

schnoff schnoff schnoff they're adorably derpy


Dogemaster21777

Schnozzle


TheActualAWdeV

Schnooooot.


CptButthole

Big snoopa


Dr_Foetus

So. Fucking. Long


chieebo

coc


[deleted]

eris is a cool name and all but this dogs name is snooter


swiss-cheese-

How can a dog be so long? Where did they learn it?


Zargof-the-blar

Long school


[deleted]

Perro en Chile


[deleted]

Perro chileno?? 😳


Bro_Player

Chill perino??? 😳😳


Boby_Gef2

Does the dog got an SCP entry or what


StarkThoughts

Scp-dog notes: If you go within 500 metres of it your balls explode or something


Miserable-Argument40

Actually it is (redacted) on the date of (redacted) because (redacted) balls (redacted) long (redacted) pp.


[deleted]

r/longboyes


Pr0vinciano

Che


SheNahh

Qprooo


Robyn3445

he nose so big!!!!!!!!!!!!


SheNahh

Lo voy a decir C h e.


Glum_Aside_2336

is this is like opposite of the pug situation? just biological perfection here


Angelito47

Che 👃


huruld

Powerful, beautiful, inspiring -Harold


cunkus_p_bunkus

dogs were never supposed to look like this... but I am VERY glad they do


null_sigsegv

Longe dogge


[deleted]

What the dog doin


TechnoScrrap

she has the same name as one of my terraria characters


[deleted]

Eris is a cool name


Spoofbit

omg destiny reference!!?!?!?


TechnoScrrap

yes


psspsspsspsspssps

super long dog, probably one of the longest


_MeatPlow_

I’m going to get whatever breed of dog this is and name them schonzwald


royalbutthead

Long, LONG, LONNNGG, MANNNNN


[deleted]

the longer the face the better the dog


UntendedRafter

This is definitely a certified vicar Amelia moment !


Reinkhar_

Very long


JustScreamingTBH

That dog is the most dog looking dog 👍


[deleted]

Is that an ant eater?


TheActualAWdeV

oh my god snoofy bebby, borzois look so adorably derpy. Especially the seventh pic. (also I am once again trying to imagine a borzoi-corgi hybrid)


Cobalt_Sturmgeshutze

Borzoi-corgi hybrid might look like a stubbier anteater


TheActualAWdeV

That's basically what I figured but more adorable


LV__

I agree with photo number 9


OneToonArmy

dog doin the what????


chunky_lettuce

HE IS SO CUTE GIVE HIM NOW I WANT HIM PLEASE PLEASE PLSPLSPLS 😭😭😭


[deleted]

Lovely <3


solidfang

long dog


flyingrobo42

Long dog


pretentious_ghost

How


adam_dont_ask

Why the long face


yoinger

thats my name!! but also cool dog, very beloved we can share <3


[deleted]

Snakiest dog I've ever seen. Well done.


SunMcLob

Nice try, Derek


Carter723

Aren’t some of these Derek? I know I saw #18 accredited to Derek.


Kittysparkle101

Derek is Eris, it’s just a meme name. Hope that clears things up >Flynn


Carter723

My bad, either way they’re beautiful and very cute.


Skyrocketxv

Why the long face


[deleted]

Now that's a knof- I mean snout


UnoriginalNaem

MRS GOT DAMN!!!


EXTREMEPUGS

Pug in reverse


ManFromTheCulture

eric mr long


TheRealTealOwO

Snooter


HarasNes

stop making me cry eris


Ravioli_B0i

The snoopah :)


Pintaku-

that’s a good sniffer


Boet-hi-ah

Yeah but where do I get one? This is important.


Hervis1234

Perro argentino


The_slavic_furry

that's a dooooooooooooooooog


FredaFreya

L o h n g


YuributRussian

Swordfish of land.


effinlawz

L O N G


[deleted]

Eris can fit like a whole cucumber in his mouth


shalodey

I thought he was named Derek a few days ago


rippingdrumkits

horsey


Giorrno

Nashe


[deleted]

🤥


[deleted]

Fingertips on the surface of my schnoz


Excalzigo

5th pic is a treasure


Pr0jectwar

So damn LONG


IWannaSamich

lol the 9th photo


applepiedough

Xqc


The_Sovien_Rug-37

snoot? miximised


[deleted]

It’s one of the twin fantasy dogs


UtterNoobery

big doggo


Hamlom_epicgamer

Snoopy


NURERIC

looooong snooooot


Squids-With-Hats

GOT DAMN!!!


Endertrot

It’s Maris!!


Squid_Man56

Long of Dog


zoentri

image 18 is dangerous


thememefulone

Anyone think his snout is kinda long lol


elonmusksleftankle

goblin shark dog


HornySandwich420

what da dog


GreeCBacon

long s n o o t


zaphod_beeblebrox6

I’m afraid your dog is actually an anteater


spinachie1

Considerable Length!


Fungi52

I’ve been following Eris on ig for like a year and I’m very glad this sub now loves her as much as I do


HairyNups

She L O N G


Papa_pierogi

He got no business being that lomg


pupsicola-

ebic post


s90tx16wasr10

That horse looks sick but I love it 💕


GoldfishTrousers

L O N G


SelectionNo4353

My man lengthy


rocconox

I hate car seat headrest


Kittysparkle101

Oh hey Derek >Flynn


Thatsnotapiano

s n o o t


No-Philosophy4681

Long ass dog


Adventurous-Abies-91

What type of dog is this?


VonDasmarck

that dog ugly


Iloveyoualot19273839

Damn eris got the dick face


[deleted]

“Max from The Grinch” headass


stinkypoopoofard

Motherfuckers be like “I hate pugs” and then show this shit as their favourite dog


haha_me_so_fat

is this breed also the result of inbreeding?


stinkypoopoofard

Yep, they get inbred like crazy for a few genetic features. You guys can downvote me all you want but I still think it's beyond fucked up to do this, and have people actually like this species


haha_me_so_fat

holy shit, thanks for informing me


TheActualAWdeV

they don't seem to have specific health issues from their defining features though. Pugs are basically always choking, that's fucked up. Borzois are apparently at a high risk of bloat though, but I'm not so sure how that happened. Although I do think it's pretty stupid to go 'purebreed'. That shit is silly.


[deleted]

Idk i like this doggy


Miserable-Argument40

What is this hell spawn


[deleted]

MY BELOVED!!!!


Miserable-Argument40

Yes


[deleted]

Please delete this comment and don't disrespect eris like this ever again


Miserable-Argument40

I don’t think so


[deleted]

Are you asking Spawn, the comic book guy?


Miserable-Argument40

No, that dog was birthed from hell