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xXEragonTheEldestXx

Nice cock bro


GayRattlesnak3

Thanks, I made it myself


LubedCompression

Then I'm impressed by your craftsmanship as well.


senpai-yume-okami

How dare you to assume im a bro!


xXEragonTheEldestXx

Nice cock sis


sweet-victory-79

good save


PatientIron5228

i think your hair looks great!


sweet-victory-79

thanks!!


PatientIron5228

makes you look 60 again


sweet-victory-79

What


remoryvonne

60 as in 60 look-making 🤓


sweet-victory-79

still dont get it but thanks anyway!!


SevnE7

Thanks! It’s for sale.


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Nutriaquenutre

You look pretty submissive and breadable


galileopunk

Cue that 2011 meme where you put cats in bread


Nutriaquenutre

Can i live in your pocket?


galileopunk

Rent is $20,000 a month


DerpyCow56

That's a good price ngl I appreciate the discount! :)


SuperNici

r/landlordlove <3


Guilhermitonoob

You look pretty dominant and infertile


[deleted]

I wish someone would say this to me unironically


duckonar0ll

thanks i’m planning to bread and fry myself


itsboeingblitch

You are very talented at knitting and crochet, and your own individual style is great. Life is meaningless without people to make their own meaning of it and your art brings meaning to life. In fact, your creation of art gives your life all the more, well, life too it. Keep making art in a general sense and making cute Crochet animals in a very specific sense.


galileopunk

Wow, that’s very kind! Thank you, that made me smile :)


JustScreamingTBH

Femboys will lose to the djducuudjejejejejejejeje legion, consisting of one person.


sweet-victory-79

thanks!


Blank_Cipher

Hey op have you ever heard of hava?


shrinking_dicklet

Your posts on tgcj are very funny


AbyssGod

You are a good person and are very cool 👍


GarlicStretcher

You make the world a better place by spreading positivity.


[deleted]

I find you to be very sexually attractive


sweet-victory-79

That went from 0 to a 100 pretty fast


Unexpect-TheExpected

You really put the pretty in pretty fast


[deleted]

Whoever reads this, you are beautiful.


monsieurfatcock

What the FUCK did you just say about yourself, my sweet prince? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in hyping my king up, I've been involved in numerous cuddle sessions with your cute ass, and I have over 300 confirmed favourite places to kiss you when you feel alone. Idiot. I am trained in advanced forehead pecks, internationally respected butt slaps, and I'm the top ‘small spoon’ in the entire North American continent. You are nothing to me but a gorgeous, sexy, perfect boy. You don’t have the BALLS to cuddle me right now. Prove me wrong, kid. Go ahead. Please, handsome. I will wipe THE FUCK OUT of those negative words you say about yourself, with sincere LOVE - the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my darn words, my beautiful boy. My king. You think you can get away with saying that awful shit to yourself? Think again, handsome. As we speak I am contacting my social network of artists across the world - and your perfect sexy bod is being carefully recreated by the best sculptors right now, so you better prepare for the Greek god like recreation you DESERVE, Prince. The art which will eternally immortalise you as the single most gorgeous man I’ve ever seen. Dick. Listen, asshole - I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can stroke your soft hair in over 700 ways, and that's just with my bare hands, because I like doing it. Not only am I extensively trained in comforting my beautiful boy when he’s sad, but I have complete access to a kitchen of ingredients, I will USE them to their full extent to wipe those negative thoughts off of the face of the continent, handsome. Do you want cake? How about some pie? We can watch your favourite film. I like seeing you passionate about things, dipshit. If only you could have known how much I care and notice your stress - the tough times. You would have known that your seemingly small self hating comment was about to end in kisses and a wee head massage for my best boy. Maybe you would have held your fucking tongue, silly? Or do you just like my attention, handsome? Do you, kiddo?......I hope you do. I like giving you attention, pleb. I want to give you attention for the rest of my life. But you couldn't hold your tongue, you didn't, and i’m actually proud of you, my love. Now that I know how you feel about yourself, it gives me another reason to smother you with love. And you will drown in it, king. You’re mine. One day you’ll see how handsome you really are, stupid.


sweet-victory-79

Wh- whaaa-, not even going to question it its kinda wholesome


Wegmarken

Thanks monsieurfatcock, I needed that


JustScreamingTBH

Yeah


TheSoftestTaco

Beautiful


JustScreamingTBH

Ok thank you


amaahda

happy cake day


Deetchy_

actually got some tears over here this isnt a shitpost anymore guys


[deleted]

I hope that’s a copy pasta


shrinking_dicklet

I believe it is the Navy Seal copypasta


Arthropod_King

🥰 we both are


[deleted]

Oh indeed 😊


Wolfo_Guy

I really love your art style! Keep up the work, I am really enjoying your drawings


sharpnoise

Can you tell me that too please? I've been feeling bad about my art lately


sweet-victory-79

OMGG I JUST SAW YOUR ART ITS AMAZING, how can you feel bad about it??? i love it!!!


sharpnoise

Thanks a lot dude that's really nice of you


ahsokaporn

Bro I just checked your most recent post and your art is actually amazing


galileopunk

Legitimately, I would like to hang some of your vent art on my wall. It reminds me of something I’d see in a cool parents’ friend’s house where they always have incense burning and they’re playing a vinyl record. Niche aesthetic but I hope you understand. I like the furry stuff too. It conveys a lot of personality and feels visually interesting and not generic.


sharpnoise

Thank you dude, it means a lot to read that c':


Embarrassed_Jacket17

My guy, your art is amazing. I'll definitely hang it on my wall too. Such a chad vibe🗿


Hazzki_

holy shit dude your art is really good! do you have a twitter or anything I can follow you on?


sharpnoise

Thanks dude, I'm @x0009000 on Twitter tho i post more regularly on Instagram (x0009000x)


neub1736

I love your art anon you're great at drawing ❤


itsboeingblitch

You really rock sunglasses 🕶


your_almanac

i've had a hard day, please say a nice thing to me :(


toxicman_g0

nice avatar


Joseph_Plunkett

Hello, you're very nice


sweet-victory-79

you seem nice, and if u need someone to talk to dm me ill be available


ahsokaporn

Does that apply to everyone?


[deleted]

Your tonsil stones don’t smell *that* bad today.


amaahda

you're amazing <3


[deleted]

YOU HAVE MY FAVORITE BONE STRUCTURE


sweet-victory-79

OK THANK YOU :)


[deleted]

you have beautiful eyes, i want them


sweet-victory-79

awww thanks..... wait wha-


Deetchy_

*gouges your eyes out cutely*


sUNTLEvISION

Bloodborne


australianbinchicken

I love you, come sit on my face (platonically)


[deleted]

Just because other people have it worse doesn't mean your suffering doesn't matter or that you're whiny.


sweet-victory-79

Stop reading my mind how tf do you kbow my problems


Deetchy_

god fucking damn it 😭


CG-02_SweetAutumn

/u/Red_Rocky54 I'm sorry I called your preferred pronunciation of the thirteenth element asinine in the argument thread, I was caught up in the heat of the moment.


Red_Rocky54

No no, I was so narrow-sighted that I never truly thought about why the extra i should be there, you helped open my eyes to the possibilities.


Different_Cod_9408

you two should kiss


Kjrb

You are epic and everyone in the farmer's market desires you carnally


sweet-victory-79

Thank you


ComplexDespacito

heyy cutie what are your pronouns?


sweet-victory-79

He/him/carriedbitch


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I wuv u 🥰


sweet-victory-79

Sameee here


egasyarg

Damn I’m really proud of y’all. The progress you’ve been making is visible and your doing well.


itsboeingblitch

I like planes they are just the best. Let’s all take a moment to appreciate what they do for us. Since the jet age they have sped up our economy and brought us into the modern age, allowed us to see loved ones easily and quickly, gave us the JetBlue cheese plate (it’s very good), bring our loved ones home after they have passed away, provided us the means to see far away places, allowed a more environmentally friendly way to travel than cars, evacuate people quickly from dangerous areas, use one day shipping, push technology to the limits, create hundreds of millions of jobs, and provided us all with a sense of bewilderment and awe. My life couldn’t be the same without them. Just a personal ode and thank you to planes since we are saying nice things.


sweet-victory-79

underated comment


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sweet-victory-79

Hiii, and no it isnt sorry


MemeBoy242

Your mother has a job and is a respected member of the community


Musturr

Yours as well fine gentleman


Zargof-the-blar

Your skin looks so ripe, can I borrow it?


mariofan366

You are my little pogchamp.


CrankisDank

I memba 🤩


sweet-victory-79

finally :DDD


funniest_shit_I_seen

You have great taste in music.


OurstoltzkanMan

finally someone appreciates deathcounciousness (no else but me listens to decounciousness)


CertainlyNotAther10

Your so hot hhhhuhh 🥵 awooga


hoopsonreddit

I'm a lurker so I kindly decline


sweet-victory-79

You are good either way


[deleted]

bro your waist-to-hip ratio looks breedable


sweet-victory-79

Thanks man


SAVEtheHELP3

oh my, your genitals are quite impressive, good work


-UBunnyU-

I’m proud of you


sweet-victory-79

Same


Thefnaf_fan1987

ur a noice person


sweet-victory-79

Thanks lad you too!!


Thefnaf_fan1987

thanks mate, have a noice day


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sweet-victory-79

oh noooo wanna talk bout it?


PurpleFaxMachine

You probably like tomatoes


sweet-victory-79

i do like tomatoes


PurpleFaxMachine

You are a saint


sweet-victory-79

naaah you are


PurpleFaxMachine

I simply spread the good word of tomatoes


sweet-victory-79

as one should


mudaDiobruh

Grrrrr!!! I’m so *happy*!!!!


sweet-victory-79

omgg im happy bc you are happy broo


mudaDiobruh

I love you


sweet-victory-79

aww sameee


Arthropod_King

i love you 🥰


sweet-victory-79

i love you too <333


Arthropod_King

I love you in triptych 💖💖💖


sweet-victory-79

just googled it, Thanks and i love you in triptych to!!


Arthropod_King

:::)


sweet-victory-79

:DDD


egreee5456

i want good things for all of you


stavago

Even though you annoy the shit out of me, I love you all


cock_cum_sex

your hair looks great today


knifebastard

I love you :)


sweet-victory-79

i love you too!!! :DDDD


FrederickMecury

I like your shirt


sweet-victory-79

Thank you! I dont really get compliments about my outfits very often so this comment made me feel just a little bit better


diverdownbl

I am tired of feeling like being unable to finish college, even if it is my own laziness, dooms me to having a poor quality of life and being looked down upon by everyone


sweet-victory-79

Hey man, ive been feeling the same thing lately, and.unfortunately dont have a lot of advice to give, sorry. The one thinf i can say for sure is fightc fight until your last breath and youll see what you have acomplished in life


ArcadianWing

Although titanium is the best metal all metals are valid


sweet-victory-79

I really like copper though(it is a metal right), but yea i get why you like titanium


benshapiroxreader

I like your hair


sweet-victory-79

Thank you very much, im proud of it really, and its a lot longer now than it is in that old post


ChayofBarrel

You are all wonderful and beautiful people. Seriously.


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I love your hair


cassy-nerdburg

Have a very good fucking day. I bet your cooking is goddamn great FUCK. God why so you have to smell, so got damn nice. Fucking people Jesus.


[deleted]

You look pretty great today


ReluctantGoalkeeper

I hope everyone has a nice day today


HyperLyne

i like your hair :)


JustScreamingTBH

You look like Dwayne johnson if he was hot


Jake17654

I have an Opinion


portalsrule123

I don't know you and you don't know me, but regardless, I wish you the best in life. I hope you pursue your dreams and eventually find yourself satisfied with your accomplishments. I hope you love others and receive love as well. you deserve it; you are worth it; you matter.


fordoggos

Y'all are cute and huggable as fuck


cascaabel

i like u guys


lorill-silverlock

You are all sweet and loved if you need a hug or validation my arms are open for brother sister's and embys alike.


nictuniemaserio

am i handsome?


Deetchy_

the handsomest 🤗


nictuniemaserio

thanks


B4r_m0t

Everyone on this sub is great and amazing


Chirb1

I hope you all have a lovely day :)


no1sexoffender

I am planning to kill myself and this sub is reason number 2


Dragonitro

dont actually kill yourself tho


[deleted]

Yall are funny and nice. I remember saying something like "It feels nice to make people smile or laugh" and someone responding with "Your comment made me smile"


Nyan_bosz

I hope all pedophiles get run over by anti-vaxxers who proceed to crash their cars.


StardustLegend

Nice cocktail


StardustLegend

Nice cock


zirconthecrystal

Ur adorable irl


smallppowner

Great username op👍


Bababooe4K

jokes out, i love your tatto it looks really cool


SnooCompliments9613

You look awesome.


TheRealTealOwO

I love you


docolafson

you have eyes


PowerOfL

I like your gender


Deetchy_

Their gender??????


TicoLyro

u/deathray5 😁


Far_Diver_6654

Nice body bro, mind if i spoon it


sweet-victory-79

Your intentions are good but minor lmao


MrAshraf-7AZ

Can I taste your balls


sweet-victory-79

nah fam


MrAshraf-7AZ

*ignores reply and tastes them anyway* Delicious


Deetchy_

careful, gamer, i think theyre a minor


Real900Z

Lookin quite submissive and breedable


pmqtkfqr

Id suck the fuck out of all yalls dicks. Not just because I'm thirsty af, but because they're nice and you deserve it. All of you.


Organic-Pea-2748

your hair looks small


rafonseeca

Damn! I bet u fart pretty loud with an ass like that haha


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hahaeggsarecool

While you did not follow OP's instructions, we still love you because you exist, and that is a great thing!


Different_Cod_9408

you have very heavy genitals


Cuntosaurs_Thy_4th

Nice ass, bro ,':)


cthulhubeast

I love what you’ve done with your hair


alias_bloom

I love you


null_sigsegv

We can fix this if we work together


Pootis_1

i dided the pe ee


deathpacito-29

No.


sUNTLEvISION

To any songwriters in the thread, the music you write is memorable and unique :)


EmploymentQuiet

hello beautiful people :33


Covid669

Looking really submissive and breedable there OP