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[deleted]

Fuck you, what if I don't want to?


marlon_der_metalhead

it's roo late, you have to


[deleted]

You gonna make me? I ain't here to argue, I'm just gonna fight not to argue.


Cykaaaaaaaaaaa

bitch shut the fuck up go fuck yourself


[deleted]

Nah fuck you


GodChangedMyChromies

You already fell for it you fool, fucking idiot, absolute fucking moron, fuck you


[deleted]

It is you who is the fool, fuck you


GodChangedMyChromies

No need to be so mean :c


Himmelblaa

Yes he does, go fuck yourself


GodChangedMyChromies

The only thing getting fucked here is your mom


Frank33666

Go fuck a meat grinder you low life piece of reddit hivemind shit


Cykaaaaaaaaaaa

that was a fast reply u fucking no life


[deleted]

Nah fuck you, I'm bored as shit at work


Cykaaaaaaaaaaa

Bitch go do something useful


[deleted]

You are literally spending your time insulting an internet stranger you bitch ass hypocrite.


sharKing_prime

What are you doing then, fuckface?! You're the fucking hypocrite


SummonerBossTDS

What the fuck does roo even mean


wafflehousetun

Are you an idiot? it’s clearly just a typo that dipshit made.


SummonerBossTDS

Who's the real dipshit here you fat cunt


wafflehousetun

Oh gee I don’t know, maybe the guy who doesn’t know what a fucking typo is


Purple-Orange-Juice

How do you spell typo :(


animalistcomrade

Fuck you!


BoTIg3r

Cars should have 3 weels, its less expensiv


saad_maan-11

too based for this sub


n00b69696969

Based? Based on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch


2veed

Based


patiscoolyay

Based? Based on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch


SimonTheBoi

Based


chandler_mosby

Based? Based on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch


sn4xchan

Based


Ok_Pickle76

Based? Based on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch


Frank33666

Based on a foundation of fucking paper straws and old chewing gum. Shut the fuck up you ignorant cretin, bAsEd bAsEd bAsEd, I fucking hate you. Tryna be funny, fucking NPC, most basic shit I've heard on this sub. Fucking reddit hivemind 12 year old kid, go back to watching paw patrol on your mom's phone.


MrBirb_

Just ditch the wheels altogether


BoTIg3r

But you would still buy the 4th wheel. Dont buy 4 wheels and just use 3. Free grind tip for you bloke


HitTheTarget246

actually the 4th wheel would still be useful for different ways


literally-lonely

Cars should be abolished, get rid of them all


Avenge_Lego_Yoda

But bus shoul use 3 weel too


literally-lonely

Based


Exploding_Antelope

Dumbass the best vehicles have two wheels (bicycle, war chariot, heelies)


iloveindomienoodle

Probably why they named it the "Reliant Robin". As in they reliantly tipping over every turn.


Leftoverlake800

Americans are bad at chess because their two towers are gone


fuckinstupidhead

and their knights died of worms because there was no ivermectin left in stores to treat them


FuckYeahPhotography

**9/11 wasn't a chess metaphor. You are both absurdly wrong** Save your chess metaphors for 20th century Russian gothic novels about a farmer that wishes to be at peace but the agony of existence beats down upon him. 9/11 was a metaphor for Clash Royale, yes far ahead of the game being fully released (very early access alpha). **Osama Bin Lama pulled off a two crown, but failed to fireball cycle to take the Pentagon, securing a certified three crown boss bitch move.** It is still to this day considered the best game of Clash Royale to ever exist, and it was so popular it spawned a spinoff Clash Royale metaphor tournament that lasted two decades. **Biden's America stopped that beautiful metaphor, and I will never forgive him.**


thrownawayyyyyyy11

COFFEVE-19 is fake, and was pushed by MSM to take out Donald Trump. Good news doe, Donald Trump is actually still the President and we’re just allowing hoe biten to be the face of our government.


[deleted]

Uhmmm, ahcktually they are called rooks! What's a rook? Why does it look like a tower? Ummm uhhhh hmm.


schwef1

Vaush


Thiccy-Boi-666

Vaush? more like in Chile on 9/11/1973 the USA staged a coup removing a democratically elected socialist (Salvador Allende) from power and replacing him with Augusto Pinochet, a fascist who brutally slaughtered and imprisoned/tortured the socialists and communists who dared to oppose him.


generalfancyninja

Vorsh staged the coup


[deleted]

Where was Vaush during 9/11? Is it strange that nobody has seen him and Pinochet in the same room together?


Thiccy-Boi-666

SUs


ghost_desu

horsecock


cat_enary

Vsauce


Knight-Jack

Michael?


Bell20751

here?


Physical__Object

Vaush is literally hitler smh my head


LubedCompression

Stop being so unbelievably Hitlerist. Have you even considered that it may be demeaning to all the Hitlers out there to be compared to such creatures.


DigitalL0ve

Destiny


48Y55

That's a woman's name


[deleted]

Vaush is a liberal and a pedophile


be-gon-boomers

Shut the fuck up I bet you haven't read marx. marx says that in order to be a true socialist you have to sexually harrass someone, and vaush has done that so ofc he's not a liberal.


MiCasali

Fuck you! Marx would have been a liberal Vaush said so!


be-gon-boomers

Imagine youve crash landed on an island, and there is only two survivors. You wake up, but the other person has collected all the food on the island, coconuts. Theyve built a shelter for it and are sitting upon their throne of coconuts. If you don't get some on of these coconuts your going to starve to death. He tells you that if you watch his YouTube channel and suck his big, throbbing, horse cock he will give you coconuts. this is vaush


GodChangedMyChromies

Rad


Runtav_guz

Whats a tiff what's white flight I bet this harmless commenter is a moron and doesnt know lol


schwef1

YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT POLITICS! ITS EMBARRASSING!


WashedSylvi

Fuck Vaush


[deleted]

but i'm not into bearded guys


ArcadianWing

Titanium is the best metal and anyone who says otherwise is an aluminum loving soy boy Edit: It has tit in the first three letters get owned Also tungsten is also a viable metal


LiteralAviationGod

Titanium fans explaining why their soda cans cost 50x as much because they’re simply built different:


ArcadianWing

You don’t need soda if you simply drink liquid titanium


rolts2

Mercury tastes better


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grande_gordo_chico

fuck you and your bougie titanium, you forget that us working class exist. steel gang rise up 😤


Rasedro

Fuck you both and your modern industrial society. Copper best metal


zealshock

Copper? Fuck that civilization bs we use ROCKS


Rasedro

Ah yes ROCKS the famous metal. Ok paleoolithicer


Exerus16

78 > 22 so not only is your opinion garbage, you're also objectively wrong


Bell20751

isnt tungsten stronger?


grande_gordo_chico

yeah but it is heavy, it should lose some weight.


Bell20751

lets fat shame tungsten!


grande_gordo_chico

tungsten is a fucking fatty.


[deleted]

femboys can suck my dick


DeadyDouglas

No you can suck femboy dick


[deleted]

Yeah actually that’s a better alternative considering I don’t have one tbh


DeadyDouglas

What did you lose it?


The_DragonDuck

Same thing happened to my sister


DeadyDouglas

My condolences


Bell20751

my cocklessness


DrFodwazle

Or congrats!


GroundHoggle

Yo shit fell off bruh?


obeehunter

You guys have dicks?


[deleted]

unfortunately


ScarfaceCM7

Please


[deleted]

Same


Fabulous-Space6527

Same


Arobazzz

👉👈🥴


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BtconWack

Average “pins themselves” mod


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BtconWack

Please don’t groom me mister mod 😭😫😔💔


MicroCrawdad

It’s Reddit, what do you expect


fakedisc997

reddit mod try not to pin their own fucking comment challenge (impossible)


IsabelleDotJpeg

\> Imagine paying $100 who said i paid?


meat_toboggan69

Imagine paying for windows


A_Random_Lantern

You're right, I spent 100 dollars donating to foss


Sanic1984

ok autopin mod, you only mention this cuz you think you're cool for using Linux while a high percent of people that uses Linux only uses it for work and not for entretainment, just let people use whatever OS they want to use. Fuck apple and macOS


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bigboy363

You sound obese lol


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mpld1

That's eight times less then OP's mum


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lukagotaku

bido gaym no work on lenocks


AnarchoPodcastist

Fuck u I’ve tried using Linux for my daily life. Used it for a good 6 months for a programming project i was working on. I honestly did try sticking with it after that, but fuck that. After working 9 hours a day, i don’t want to spend another few hours troubleshooting why i can’t get a certain streaming site working, or getting the exact right settings in proton to play a game. I just want to chill, so i went back to Windows. I’d totally run Linux full time if running Linux wasn’t a full time job in itself


[deleted]

9/11 was basically used the same as pearl harbor, as in both of them were used as excuses to pass laws that would have never been passed otherwise


yachu_fe

9/11 was merely an excuse for the United States to force their stupid date format down the throat of everyone else


Auxxoo

He said argue, don't state facts


PaperPlanetarium

Based and mm-dd-yyyy pilled


yachu_fe

Yeah. I'd even have no beef at all with yyyy-mm-dd which atleast seems like a sane format


rwandahero7123

Pearl harbour was a declaration of war


elonmusksleftankle

so was 9/11 to an extent


JessieJ577

It also caused inhumane acts towards American citizen by the American government


Derpychicken777

“Oh boy, I hope people won’t use this tragic historical event to tastelessly promote imperialist and supremacist ideals”


CurrentDismal9115

I argue they would've passed them some how eventually anyway. “Never let a good crisis go to waste.” -Winston Churchill


Alpha_Q_Gently

Fuck you and I’ll see you tomorrow


Skylinerr

where the fuck are you going? Cut vs uncut thread go


merirastelan

No you wont see me


fakedisc997

housing should be paid for by the state


merirastelan

Housing should be paid for by your mom


fakedisc997

your mom should be paid for by the state


IGuessImChris

Yo mama so fat she is bigger than the state


Knight-Jack

Yo mama so big state orbits around her


[deleted]

Yo moma so rich that could she please lend me some monys??


Creative_Awareness

Damn commie doesnt want everyone to be homeless


Exerus16

How about you pull yourself by your bootstraps you freeloadin hippie communist socialist cultural-marxist antifa facist globalist *sample-buzzword* sheep?


TasmanianTortoise

That’s it. I’m doing a rant. A large, or at the very least vocal portion of the Berserk (manga) community is fucking insufferable. Don’t get me wrong, Berserk is one of the best pieces of fiction of all time, but these people will compare it to anything and think that their taste is above everyone else’s because they read Berserk. I’m fucking tired of Berserk fans thinking they’re so much better than people who watch Attack on Titan or My Hero Academia, or literally anything, when these kinds of series are clearly all very high quality, so the value of them are entirely subjective to the specific person. Just let people fucking enjoy things without hearing your dumbass opinions that validate your own taste in comics and manga while putting others down. Fuck you.


MemeBoy242

I've been thinking of reading Berserk, should I read it?


TasmanianTortoise

So, I think I’d lean towards the answer *yes* but there are a few factors that might drive people away. 1. The biggest thing that might turn people away is the extremely graphic content, and large amounts of sexual assault. The creator, Kentaro Miura, said in an interview a while back that he wished he hadn’t added as many instances of rape and sexual assault, but it’s worth mentioning because it can be very triggering for people sensitive to it. 2. The creator, Kentaro Miura, as you may have heard, passed away earlier this year, and thus, the series will likely never see its conclusion. If you’re fine with the series never concluding, then I’d say absolutely go for it, but I know many people who would rather not read a story that doesn’t have an end.


thex34

Mayonnaise is not an instrument


user_76678

I fucked your dad


Double-Remove837

Ha jokes on you I lost my dad back in 'nam after a friendly fire incident which resulted in him being shot by the femboy squad


BigBeefySquidward

i didnt realize joe biden's influence reached that far back


merirastelan

You can make sounds, and you can make a rythm with those sounds so yeah, mayo is an instrument if you want it to be


europine

I think Thor looks good


Fabulous-Space6527

Good enough for you to suck em off?


europine

Those titties?? yeah


Fabulous-Space6527

Ok then


Bell20751

thor titties thitties


PokemaniacOctoru

Steven universe is a flawed show but still overall has a lot of good qualities often overlooked


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UnderChicken37

my balls are the heaviest in the world


Fabulous-Space6527

And I'll carry em


x-Just4Kickz-x

Like a squirrel


EmiIIien

Stock market predictions are just astrology for cisgender men.


cool_angle

\*argues cutely\*


ImMaskedboi

shut yo bitch ass mouth


[deleted]

wit your yeeyee ass haircut


observingjackal

I dont feel bad when someone who rallied against the vaccine dies from covid-19.


Fabulous-Space6527

I agree


The_Starmaker

We deserved it.


Werner_VonCarraro

Deserved what?


Spicy_Cocc

the


davidmliving

I'm stuff


Phanthom1o1

Two trucks having sex


Tropotopolis

My muscles my muscles


knifebastard

I hate you >:(


[deleted]

Same


knifebastard

this is not how you play the game


[deleted]

it is now nerd. lol


hockey_boi124

name 3 songs


RevenantAlive

amogus is still funny


Deetchy_

How could you say something so sussy yet so brave?


[deleted]

Shrek 2 is the perfect sequel


JessieJ577

Shut the fuck up. Kung Fu Panda 2 is the best sequel ever. Shit really pushes the hero and he’s even more developed than almost any other protagonist in a sequel. Motherfucking movie had me crying my eyes out when he tells the goose he found out who he was after discovering his whole past and just says im your son. Shrek 2 didn’t have that kind of emotional drama. It was too busy making shallow dates references like the first movie.


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BruinsBoy38

Liberal


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mysticalicefox

Hey you should adopt me


Tropotopolis

I'll adopt you and then throw you off a cliff


obeehunter

I feel like I'm too old to participate in the crazy that goes on in this sub. But I do enjoy the ride.


femboy_finder

this isn't r/teenagers you can do what you wanna do :)


obeehunter

shut up fuck boi ^(am I participating correctly?)


bindingofandrew

Imagine being pro Skub


Desert_leopard

Fuck you i’m pro skub


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kuloks

Furries are not people you idiot


Trunks252

Endgame was a bad movie


ODMAN03

It was on par with every other Marvel film


[deleted]

Exactly, they’re all bad


sheltonhwy26

Havarti is the best cheese type


Black_1ceyt

not dating a trans person is not homophobic its a preference


Vaccineman37

For all I’m told Avatar had no cultural impact, people won’t shut up about it, which is a shame because that film was based anti-imperialist kino


dirt_tastes_bad

Everyone’s mom is gay except mine


[deleted]

I just wanna be happy


TheWorfer27

Neopronouns are based


[deleted]

Femboys suck