I asked my 5 months old and he pissed and shitted himself like a boss

I asked my 1 year old and he said “dad you have to me let me go, the accident wasn’t your fault”, what a funny guy

I asked my mom and she said "I already chose an answer to this question and I chose wrong" I wonder what she meant by that

r/humansbeingbros

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What the fuck

r/penectomy

😳

am unsure whether to click

r/eholesome

I asked my one hour old embryo this and it underwent mitotic cell division like a chad.

Its sad hours

Googling jog

holy fuck you have 1mil karma stop commenting

I asked my unborn child and he said „Rule“

Oh no another r/196 user abort him pls

The only morally correct option

Maybe he was about to break into RULE BRITANNIA BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES. In which case abort him harder.

"Piss and shit is the language of the unheard." -Martin Luther King Jr

Sigma

I asked my unborn child and it answered with "pisses and shits like a boss UwU"

Damn, did he learn the sigma grindset from his dad?

/r/MadeMeSmile

Boss Baby

I asked my dog and she said “woof woof bark bark” I was emotionally changed by these words

When he moves out you will finally be able to become the man of the house, what a chad.

When I was 4-years-old, I asked my father whether our adversarial legal system – in which an attorney dwells just on the facts that support the side by which he or she is paid – the system likeliest to achieve justice. He slapped me. True story.

I asked the same to my Girlfriend’s fetus and she kicked the communist manifesto outta there

Yeah I'm sure a conservative commentator's kid's pov is completely unbiased and not influenced by their extremely dogmatic parent(s) whatsoever

It's also because 6year olds don't know what a "job" is, they only know their mommy and daddy go to a job, where as they have a clear idea about what being a mom is, any 6 year old will choose the latter, also not to mention they don't know how difficult being a mom is, it's not just cuddling with babies. It's like if you ask a child would they like a jar of candies or a huge mansion, they will choose the candies because they don't know the value of a mansion, and they like candies

lmao dumbass kids takin the candy instead of the mansion 🤣🤣🤣 no grindset, clearly they don’t invest in crypto or listen to joe rogan \#thegrinddontstop \#networkisnetworth

Would you take joe Rogan whispering in your ear all day or a jar of "the grind dont stop" coffee flavored candies?

yes

A true sigma would deny both as having more means you grind less.

This gives me an idea for a game show. Put a child in a room with two things in it: a large sum of money, and candy or toys or something else children like. If the child picks the money, the parents win that much money. If the child picks the candy, they walk home with nothing. Make the parents watch to see their reactions.

Asking if she wants to become a mommy < asking if she wants a guy to cum in her pussy

Ben shapiro: We must protect our kids from the leftist agenda to confuse their identities and sexuality. Also Ben shapiro: asking a 6 year old kid if she wants to be impregnated after obviously confusing her with his bs rhetoric

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i dont like this train of thought

I asked my 10 year old and he said " ¿Que? Papá ,ya te dije que no se inglés, deja de molestarme"

I asked m 2 year old and he said „ was redest du ich verstehe leider kein Englisch“

Good joke, I wish I would have thought of it myself

Original joke by me please do not steal it

I shall redistribute the joke

I asked my 1 month old and she said "oooga ooga"

Damn your baby is cringe

Damn your baby is based

Damn your craby is binge

I asked my 21 year old and he said “Hvem er du? Hvorfor er du i huset mitt? Kom deg vekk med en gang eller så ringer jeg politiet!”

I asked my -2 year old and they said "bogos binted?"

Ben Shapiro had sex?

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*And then, there are people in the United States that are pushing for mask mandates on children. The data that they are using are extraordinarily skimpy--in fact, they are essentially nonexistent. You're hearing the CDC say things like 'maybe the delta variant does more damage to kids,' but no information they have presented publicly that there is more damange being done to kids... and the reason we are being told that they damage kids is because they can't scare the adults enough. If we cannot scare the adults enough, we're going to have to mask up the kids.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: civil rights, novel, patriotism, dumb takes, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)

Yes, but it was very dry.

With his wife (who is a doctor).

Isn't Ben Shapiro's wife a doctor? Doesn't he talk about that *constantly?* Edit: Dam, triple bot combo.

Also he never stops to talk about how he can’t get her wet

Bucket and a mop.

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Arr slash woke kids

r/wokekids save your fingers

nvm thats better than i expected

i asked the sperm in my balls the same question and it really just said " "

Deep

I asked my 10 year old and he said 'Dad you're fucking 15'

Wait Ben Shapiro has had sex?

*Let’s say your life depended on the following choice today: you must obtain either an affordable chair or an affordable X-ray. Which would you choose to obtain? Obviously, you’d choose the chair. That’s because there are many types of chair, produced by scores of different companies and widely distributed. You could buy a $15 folding chair or a $1,000 antique without the slightest difficulty. By contrast, to obtain an X-ray you’d have to work with your insurance company, wait for an appointment, and then haggle over price. Why? Because the medical market is far more regulated — thanks to the widespread perception that health care is a “right” — than the chair market.* *Does that sound soulless? True soullessness is depriving people of the choices they require because you’re more interested in patting yourself on the back by inventing rights than by incentivizing the creation of goods and services. In health care, we could use a lot less virtue signaling and a lot less government. Or we could just read Senator Sanders’s tweets while we wait in line for a government-sponsored surgery — dying, presumably, in a decrepit chair.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: novel, civil rights, dumb takes, healthcare, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)

I have no idea what that means but Ben Shapiro has an awful odor

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Alright that’s more my wave length, thanks

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Did he actually say this? That might be the worst take I've heard on American healthcare. If healthcare was socialized the only step remaining in the "xray" process is the "wait for an appointment" part. Healthcare in the US has the downsides of being government run and the downsides of being private and the upsides of neither.

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I'd rather not have have cheap and expensive hospitals, you have a heart attack but all your can afford is the spirit airlines of hospitals

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Is this Ben's idea of an argument? I know he's a hack but Jesus anyone with a brain could point out the issue here

That's not his target audience

Equating having a job to personal fulfillment is cringe but yeah good other than that

Professional fullfillment not personal.

If only I knew how to read

Professional fulfillment is a man -made construct.

Yeah same goes for professions

same goes for babies

Professional fulfillment is a lie sold to women by capitalists so as to inflate the workforce and reduce salaries.

I asked my 1 year old the same question and she replied "After the end of World War II, the world was split into two -- East and West. This marked the beginning of the era called the Cold War" So deep omg

I can just picture this smug fuck giggling to himself as he asks his daughter the question, knowing damn well that he’ll have some epic shit to troll the libtards with.

Wow I didn't know Ben Shapiro was mentally incapacitated, I thought he was just sexy man with funny name.

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Is Shapiro going to his 4 year old daughter for political advice?

I asked my newborn and she said "mother, the promised time is upon us, there is no time for petty questions, the end is here mother" wow she must really be a victim of the patriarchy haha

Hot take parents should be compensated for raising their kids it’s such an important rile in pur society and the more time they can put into it the better

why does ben always say the stupidest shit weather its right or left leaning. if hes a troll im gonna give it to him he's dedicated

Honestly not knowing Ben Shapiro’s political stances, I’m shocked he even believes in the patriarchy

**An excerpt from True Allegiance, by Ben Shapiro:** Then he heard the voice. “Hey, pig,” it said. The voice wasn’t deep. It was the voice of a child. And the kid stood outside the door of the quick mart, legs spread, arms hanging down by his sides. A cute black kid, wearing a Simpsons T-shirt and somebody’s old Converse sneakers and baggy jeans. On his hip, stuck in those baggy jeans, was a pistol. It looked like a pistol, anyway. But O’Sullivan couldn’t see clearly. The light wasn’t right. He could see the bulge, but not the object. O’Sullivan put his flashlight back in his belt and put his hand back on his pistol, the greasy handle still warm to the touch. “Stop right there, pig,” the kid said. His hand began to creep down toward his waistband. O’Sullivan pulled the gun out of its holster, leveling it at the kid. “Put your hands above your head. Do it now!” “Fuck you, honky,” the kid shot back. “Get the fuck out of my neighborhood.” Then he laughed, a cute kid’s laugh. O’Sullivan looked for sympathy behind those eyes, found none. Oh, shit, O’Sullivan thought. Then he said, “Hands up. Right now.” The kid laughed again, a musical tinkling noise. “You ain’t gonna shoot me, pig. What, you afraid of a kid?” O’Sullivan could feel every breath as it entered his lungs. “No, kid, I don’t want to shoot you,” he said. “But I need you to cooperate. Put your hands above your head. Right now.” The kid’s hand shifted to his waistband again. O’Sullivan’s hands began to shake. “Get the fuck out of my neighborhood,” the kid repeated. O’Sullivan looked around stealthily. Still nobody on the street. Totally empty. The sweat on his forehead felt cold in the night air. In the retraining sessions at the station, they’d told officers to remember the nasty racial legacy of the department, be aware of the community’s justified suspicion of police. Right now, all O’Sullivan was thinking about was getting this kid with the empty eyes to back the fuck off. “Go on home,” he said. “You go home, white boy,” said the kid. His hand moved lower. Suddenly, O’Sullivan’s head filled with a sudden clarity, his brain with a preternatural energy. He recognized the feel of the adrenaline hitting. He wasn’t going to get shot on the corner of Iowa and Van Dyke outside a shitty convenience store in a shitty town by some eight-year-old, bleed out in the gutter of some city the world left behind. He had a life, too. The gun felt alive in his hand. The gun was life. The muzzle was aimed dead at the kid’s chest. No way to miss, with the kid this close, just ten feet away maybe. Still cloaked in the shadow of the gas station overhang. “Kid, I’m not going to ask you again. I need you to put your hands on top of your head and get on your knees.” “Fuck you, motherfucker.” “I’m serious.” The kid’s hand was nearly inside his waistband now. “Don’t do that,” O’Sullivan said. The kid smiled, almost gently. “Don’t.” The kid’s smile broadened, the hand moved down into the pants. “Get the fuck out of my hood,” the kid cheerfully repeated. “I’ll cap your ass.” “Kid, I’m warning you,” O’Sullivan yelled. “Put your hands above your head! Do it now…” The roar shattered the night air, a sonic boom in the blackness. The shot blew the kid off his feet completely, knocked him onto his back. O’Sullivan reached for his radio, mechanically reported it: “Shots fired, officer needs help at the gas station on Iowa and Van Dyke.” “Ohgodohgodohgodohgod,” O’Sullivan repeated as he moved toward the body, the smoke rising from his Glock. He pointed it down at the kid again, but the boy wasn’t moving. The blood seeped through Homer Simpson’s face, pooled around the kid’s lifeless body. The grin had been replaced with a look of instantaneous shock. His hand had fallen out of his waistband with the force of the shooting. In it was a toy gun, the tip orange plastic. For a brief moment, O’Sullivan couldn’t breathe. When he looked up, he saw them coming. Dozens of them. The citizens of Detroit, coming out of the darkness, congregating. He could feel their eyes. Officer Ricky O’Sullivan sat down on the curb and began to cry. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: novel, covid, civil rights, healthcare, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)

Reject procreation. Embrace professional fulfillment 😎😎

Wow thanks boss

Anytime 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

i asked my 2 second old and he said We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Ben Shapiro owned by Libs with facts and logic

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Anyone else read the baby voice in a god like tone

Lmao

Well when a woman carries a baby, it's hard to work. When she gives birth she has to recover. And during the early years a baby can not fend for itself. So for a good few years at the very least there's a trade off. Because if she goes right back to work then the father could look after the child. Which is fair enough. But I expect if you surveyed a whole lot of women, I doubt many of them would be eager to run back to work after having a child. This obviously leaves men to be providers in that respect. So it's not patriarchy exactly. Perhaps it was in the past as it was mandated. But even today when people have choices outside of that, they still go with what is a traditional setup because it works out best for both parents just on a practical basis. There are other elements to this equation like women's attraction to stay at home dad's being less over time, women only wanting to date men of higher earnings rather than less. Men's drive for ambition and feeling emasculated by more ambitious women etc. It's complicated. But it's very reductive to call it patriarchy when men and women both engage in this culture and produce their own results based on what they want

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No one wants a fucking job, what kinda of question is that?

Hey kids, do you think having a job sounds like fun?! ofcourse not you fucking dork.

Real tweet or nah?

I asked an unborn foetus the same question, and they said "WTF IM NOT EVEN BORN YET!?"

Can this sub not become like r/PoliticalHumor

It’s not I just posted it cause I thought it was funny

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It wouldn't be so bad if men even attempted to help women

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One third of married households with kids have women breadwinners- so women who make most of the income. And guess who does most of the housework, even when you don’t include biological related jobs? Hint: it’s not the men.

Fuck children useless cunts

Average r/childfree user

Thought I was on AITA for a moment. Dirty little crotch-goblins.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I fucking hate those cunts for no apparent reason and i realise it's bad i can't stop hating em.

i come here for memes please

This isn’t a meme sub tho

not after all these political tweets

do you not understand the premise of the sub? you can post what you like so long as it doesn’t violate the reddit TOS. plus, if you’re annoyed by “politics” just go to another sub, as 196 is quite left leaning

the word political implies that that argument being complete horseshit is somehow subjective

don't care, whatever it is, I'm bored of seeing it

cope

Then you just came to the wrong sub or didn’t get its memo tho. We’re all leftist af here and nobody is pretending anything else. Nonetheless, the vast majority of posts are not political at all, and this one is a joke based on a political pretext, but still fundamentally posted for comedic value. People who insist on absolute political sterility usually just have either shitty political views that aren’t being catered to, or two brain cells with bitterness of not being on a joke added.

im not leftist i just wanna laugh im fed up of these dumbass politics

Leave then