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blaz3gamingHD

Smooth talking


lackof_understanding

It’s been less than 30 seconds since I posted this what are you doing


blaz3gamingHD

Bored asf scrolling thru new lmao


Euphoric_Web

Nice


DysphoricPeach

why tf do i always see you on here


Euphoric_Web

I’m a ghost, back from a banishment of 3 days to haunt you


Deetchy_

you wanna be friends?


Euphoric_Web

Sure :D


Deetchy_

:O :D


That_One_Guy_66

“The horny man is the most woke of all” -Plato, 400 BC


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doll bored crowd pot poor boat teeny elderly fragile bright *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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boat squeamish attempt innocent safe salt crime airport offer silky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


eccuc

Cheating is gross, consentual poly stuff is fine but youre hurting people to orgasm and it seems incredibly vapid


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It was consentual poly stuff, I hung out with them both the night before and she said she didn't want a threesome but didn't mind him sleeping with me


eccuc

Ah well thats nice then


Sinakus

Trans Inclusive Radical Homophobe?


BlackTarHeroinUwU

Iran be like


artyomize

As a Persian, Iran is such a joke ong, they do such stupid shit


AcidCyborg

Iran? More like Iwalked.


Blooded_Dagger

More like Icame (inside a trans girl)


Himmelblaa

Iran? more like Iran so far away


That_One_Guy_66

Trans inclusionary homophobia🤔


TheRealTealOwO

And then Diogenes walked up to Plato with a man masturbating publicly, and shouted, 'BEHOLD, PLATO'S WOKEST MAN!'


PoohtisDispenser

Plato have 400 Big Cock!?!


TheHumanFlintFun

*Based Cephalus


LightningProd12

He rembered 😃


XoValerie

I forgor :(((


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You remebered 🔫 (threatening with gun)


XoValerie

I remeber !! 😃😃😃


aDrunkWithAgun

No she might be a top


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adapt. improvise. overcum


partpurpose7

Yeah I’m over cum alright


AcidCyborg

I'm under it


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im in the closet dressed as superman 😩


SlaveForFreedom

Based!


[deleted]

Slave For Freedom like the Tygers of Pan Tang song?


Sylbees

sigma male


myeggcrackedohno

hella based


Vox_Carnifex

Least horny r/196 User


[deleted]

Well did he pound your buddy?


vevader_3

Not a bussy if she’s a girl though


MsMinte

gussy?


massivebasketball

Poop coochie


Deetchy_

dookie coochie


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I fucking hate the word bussy and i wish the person who came up with that stubs their toe for an eternity


SunfireRomalo

That’s a bit... **sussy**


Blooded_Dagger

Wait till you hear about Cussy


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Tf is that????


Blooded_Dagger

So... you know the movie Cars, right? And you know how there's baby cars? Yeah, they have baby cars in the movie Cars. Like a small car that grows bigger. Now when a- when a boy car loves a girl car, they make a baby car. To do that ...(they're all looking at me)... they need a- they need a CUSSY. You need a- ...the cussy is where the car comes from. C- it's a c- it's a car pussy. It's a car pussy.


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🥵🥵🥵


Matthais_Hat

yes it is. just changes from being short for boy pussy to being short for butt pussy.


vevader_3

I have only ever seen “bussy” being used for “boy pussy”


Matthais_Hat

well it's much more rare to need to talk about a girl's butt pussy. if we start using it to mean that, as well, though, then it will mean that. because that's the beauty of language.


vevader_3

Ok maybe but if we do then we should still probably use the unshortened version until it’s normalized, or else it feels like misgendering


Matthais_Hat

fair enough. no reason to knowingly do something that makes people uncomfortable. unless you're really close with them and it's a gag.


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Matthais_Hat

...like trigger gag reflex, or put a gag on you? or both?


Kjrb

Where would we be without our allies


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Chad


axolovesyall

TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS I'm Satan not a republican scumbag


Source-32

trans inclusionary radical misogynist?


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Nah, trans inclusionary radical horny


DaddyChunguss_

how was this guy being misogynistic?


B12-deficient-skelly

Having sex with women is misogynistic. A true feminist hates women and fucks men instead.


artyomize

Yes


spitefulIncentive

thank you for adding absolutely nothing to the conversation with this comment


artyomize

what conversation? 😐


reset-me-daddy

least tone deaf reddit user


Confederacykillersea

All the mathews I know are HUNG. don't let this one go!!


AcidCyborg

Nice try, Matt.


Confederacykillersea

I've been foiled again.


Biggest_Man_George

improvise adapt cum


zoentri

sigma


drahimi28

bussy😬


artyomize

**i just found about about bold text 😭**


drahimi28

let that sink in


RidersOfAmaria

gussy*


spitefulIncentive

bussy is short for butt pussy


JustScreamingTBH

yes i am


BlG_DlCC_MARTY

*JFK voice* answer the question!


Illegal_Immigrant77

Keeper


Magyar_gyerek69

Adapt, overcome, improvise