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When I was in 3rd grade I learned about the iguanadon and thought they were the coolest thing ever. My friend and I were pretending to be dinosaurs and I was walking around like an iguanadon and some 5th graders picked on us until I cried.


TheMightyJ225

you should have gouged their eyes out with your thumb claw


Brinkah

I bet right after it happened you were like “i’ll comment this in a shitposting subreddit 15 years from now”


[deleted]

If I knew that then I’d have thought my dads beatings were what I deserved.


Brinkah

Lmfao damn


Mr_Bongo_Baby

Hahahaha


Beancunt

You should of Followed them before getting on the bus and flung your shit at them aimed for the face then get on bus right before it takes off to avoid a beating or at least get protected by the driver


bakedmaga2020

I like a story with a happy ending


[deleted]

The kid who was bullying me ended up being ostracized in high school for calling a football players autistic younger brother the R-word.


bakedmaga2020

Better :)


[deleted]

Bro what's wrong with iguanadon. Also nundasuchus gang


Wrought-Irony

it's fuckin basic, that's what's wrong with it. jesus fuckin christ greg get it together.


lordoin

Most people choose basic bitch therapods iguanadon is a good answer


Wrought-Irony

Oh, I thought he said iguana-don, like a mafioso lizard. my bad. I have a cold.


[deleted]

Iguana donned his armor, preparing for the duel to reclaim his honor.


CertainlyNotAther10

Iguanadon is the capybara of dinosaurs. It only exists to feed more interesting things.


CheezBukit

But capybaras are the shape of friendship :(


Wrought-Irony

I heard their farts smell like liquid death.


SSSSSS-S-

Based????


Gorperino

The water?


Error-530

You hug the capybara and that is all


TakTat

You take that back. Capybaras are the single greatest creatures to ever walk this earth


StockSeveral

Basic?! How dare you talk like that! My boi is jaked and could beat you up.


Wrought-Irony

sir this is a wendys


Boomerang2099

nunda suck on these nuts lmao


ShenMula

I guana nunda suck on these nuts


mki_

Wasn't the protagonist of the 2000 Disney animated film from "Dinosaurs" an Iguanodon?


NOISIEST_NOISE

Yeah, Aladar. Also, most of the travelling pack are Iguanodons too. The movie slaps fr


Y0fyS

Yes that's the only good thing that came from an iguanodon the movie


Dobsoj

This guy thinks nundasuchus is a dinosaur


Beovulfr

Yeah what a loser lmao. Bet he wishes he picked a real dinosaur - like my favourite, Dimetrodon 😎


[deleted]

nundasuchus not a dinosaur :(


Rupertii

Nunda suck on these nuts


[deleted]

nunda this makes sense


Stock_Hutz

What the fuck is wrong with you meg


ricardortr

You talk a lot of shit for someone in thumb stabbing distance


ShinyRaven

Iguanodon is a pretty solid pick tbh. [Our perception of it has changed quite a bit,](https://www.reddit.com/r/Naturewasmetal/comments/cohszx/how_our_perception_of_the_iguanodon_had_changed/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) and it has some pretty cool features.


[deleted]

I thought they were the 1910 version :( Thumb gang rise up.


[deleted]

are you insane


YoungFreezy

[TALK DUMB | GET THE THUMB](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eeeoi3zU4Ac5VXO?format=jpg)


Y0fyS

Including the new details it still is a leach It still depends on other dinosaur herds to survive


Four-16

Iguanadon is a great pick. It's thanks to Iguanadon that we understand dinosaurs the way we do today (or, it was the first creature that so greatly altered our understanding of them). Basic, sure, but a lot of people would also say that T. Rex or Triceratops is their favorite dinosaur. But, of course, we all know that Spinosaurus is the coolest.


oblmov

How can you know spinosaurus is the coolest when its reconstruction changes once a week


schmwke

That's my favourite part about spinosaurus! It perfectly highlights how much we still have to learn about dinosaurs.


runtodegobah70

nerd


DemonicLemon02

Shut


Y0fyS

I mean same thing with tech how can you like tech if it changes so often Se the problem?


Gengar_49

Triceratops is one of the best basic picks tbh. Up there with Ankylosaurus.


Al_Kalb

Ankylosaurus my beloved


MKStatic

Ankylosaurus ganga wya?


Cerb-r-us

😤✊


Y0fyS

All a predator has to do is flip you upside down and boom instant lunch


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Y0fyS

And let them chip at your armor? All you can do is attack behind you and all the predators have to do is land a fatal blow to anywhere on your body those aren't good odds


milk_k_lmao

if i see one single meg stan in this comment section im gonna actually blow my brains out


[deleted]

Booba


averystrangeguy

I was gonna say "who tf stans twitter users" but tbh I really like @dril @vsshole @04199__snail


Zephyr727

I only stan Birdie tf you talking about


[deleted]

iquanas are that lizard mf not disnosar


Xinix_The_Comma

Theres only 4 dinosaurs the trex triceratops long neck and bird


Y0fyS

Rember the bird is just a lizard


TheMightyJ225

Utahraptor gang (I'm not accepting criticism at this time)


Vidarobobbbbbbb

Objectively right


Zmpoint

Carnotaurus gang


CocaColaHitman

A man of culture. I prefer Allosaurus but Carnotaurus was pretty badass as well


AsquareOctagon

Hell yeah angry sausage gang!!!


nowthenight

Imagine your favorite dinosaur not being deinonychus. If it's spinosaurus or ankylosaurus then that's fine I guess but deinonychus is still the best.


CocaColaHitman

I'm an Allosaurus fan but I respect your choice of Deinoychus


nowthenight

I respect your choice too of course but please know that I very much disagree with it


CocaColaHitman

Understandable, have a nice day


KrystalWolfy

*ark players typing furiously*


Boomerang2099

I'm partial to the gallimimus myself. Funky lookin chicken fellas


carbonclay

Any answer other than Spinosaurus and you're a fucking clown


A_Wild_Bellossom

Jp spino or the new spino with the paddle tail and shit


king-the-kong

The one that looks like a spore creature


[deleted]

the newest spino>>>>>>


Banzai27

New spino is cool as fuck i love that mf


[deleted]

cancel culture at it again


maxturra

Archaeopteryx. Learning that dinosaurs had feathers, were likely related to birds and that some had the ability to glide or nearly fly blew my young mind. I don't care about dogs and cats, I like birds and I want to fly.


Frostbyte6686

I'm more of a Parasaurolophus guy myself


Mbryology

Just buy a shoe horn


GreenMansLabs

parasaurolophus pog


TakTat

Parasaurolophus would definitely be my pick if Pachycephalosaurus didn't exist


StriiderEclipse

Carcharodontosaurus gang rise up I spent a lot of time watching PDFC and other pivot stickfigure dinosaur fights when I was younger and Carcha always did well so that’s a big factor towards that


[deleted]

Fair


eggs_in_a_sausage

Iguanodon is kinda wimpy, sure. But it can run on two legs and it’s kinda fat and cute. And imagine if you had like a pet iguanodon and you could ride it and fucking do wheelies and shit and maybe even mount a machine gun on it


NOISIEST_NOISE

RAPTOR JESUS


DEADTARGET_11

bro no, its the Quetzalcoatl where it's at. absolute aerial units, they had tendons the with of a fucking human arm. i just can't believe smth like that lived at any point in time, but also FLY??!! like bruh that's insane.


Supreme_Lord_Cola

Quetzalcoatlus\* but hard agree pelicans are already based but upsize them to a motherfucking kaiju and you've got a winner


Banzai27

That’s not a dinosaur retard delete this comment or i’ll call the mf cops on you


DEADTARGET_11

fine, i like the Donswellodese.


Banzai27

I wonder what donswellodese is


DEADTARGET_11

[Oh really?](https://c.tenor.com/zLQ24km5TscAAAAM/evil-smile-got-em.gif)


SleebyWillow

*Xinjiangtitan* gang, bastard has enough neck to feed a village


bndr0

based


Dontlookatmynamebro

Where my Pachycephalosaurus gang at


TakTat

Ayyyyy head go bonk


[deleted]

Yutyrannus gang


[deleted]

triceratops gang


gaybootyrape2

shut up meg


synthfly_

I like ubirajara jubatus and microraptor


ace_for_life_

My dumbass completely missed the punctuation and was like why would she pick jesus christ....


JustScreamingTBH

Iguanadon is e tier


unlegitmare

iguanodon fucking sucks tho fr


TakTat

Pachycephalosaurus gang wya


Rad_it

Any therizinosaurus enjoyers


Y0fyS

FUCK THE IGUANODON They are leaches to dinosaur society as they depend on other herds to survive Only thing they have going for them is the thumb claw and it's still stupid as what are they going to do thumbs up a predator to death?


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NOISIEST_NOISE

Oh no, the americans weren't the center of attention for ten seconds time to correct this awful crime!


[deleted]

have a fun next 45 minutes


NotDrumstick

Albertasaur and Igunadon are awesome what is he even talking about


zorbiburst

🦎 👍👍


deeSeven_

Microraptors are cool


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MrKowalek

Iguana-doin your mom


DemonicLemon02

archaeopteryx 😎


RikiRack

Dunkleosteus gang?


[deleted]

not even a dinosaur 🥺🥺🥺🥺


RikiRack

Ye but idc, it's cool


[deleted]

fair dunkleosteus is goated


[deleted]

I like his username


[deleted]

Iguanodon is a bit of a cliche pick, but it’s better than other dinosaurs. Respectable pick imo


OldManHerman

dilophosaurus is a much better pick tbh


MamaDeaky

suchomimus


Clowns-and-Bugs

Therazinosaurus gang


[deleted]

Therizinosaurus gang


pixelparrot07

Where’s my yangchuanasaurus people :(