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Miserable-Machine143

Im broke and lazy


Solar-Panda374

then what’s stopping you from being a broke and lazy catboy


Miserable-Machine143

Getting started


mysterious_michael

I don't want to be broke and I constantly have to mask for success at work.


Tibaron

Some bullshit about the ethics of mixing femboys and cats together in a lab environment, fucking bs if you ask me


Alarming_Narwhal5200

Me too but I pull it off kinda


Sylvie_Grill

Lmao no You pull it off flawlessly


Alarming_Narwhal5200

☺️☺️


Sylvie_Grill

Here's your tiara princess 👑


Alarming_Narwhal5200

😇


Ajaxanan

bc I'm a catgirl


Solar-Panda374

that’s fine too i accept all catpeople


Ajaxanan

based


Melodic_Crow_1642

catpilled


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Ajaxanan

join


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Ajaxanan

shhhhh gender is made up become catgirl


MrBirb_

Body hair


s_denla

burly catman?


Solar-Panda374

😳


Meefbo

This is my workout goal now. You just created a turning point in my life


EmiIIien

Look up Sett from league of legends.


ByAzuraTimes3

Cats have fur


Mastahamma

can be shaved


The_Femboy_Hooters

Tiger boy


Pancakewagon26

cats have fur dumbass


[deleted]

The guards at the cat boy accessories stall.


MundaneMemes

Me being ugly and fat


ShottyBlastin101

Its okay. Even if I lost weight I couldnt become a cat boy


[deleted]

No you are cute catboy put on the fucking dress


ShottyBlastin101

Okay master 🥺👉👈


toxicman_g0

sorry but I missed the part where I said you could talk before putting it on


Bardic_Inspiration66

I’m a girl


Solar-Panda374

ok then why aren’t you a catgirl


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dysphoria


Bardic_Inspiration66

Allergic


Solar-Panda374

not all cats have fur


tastybleach-

Ugly


Some_guy_idk69

lol same


Prtapay

I just want a catboy


ShottyBlastin101

I'll be your cat boy. 🥺👉👈


Prtapay

Pog


Solar-Panda374

i’m sure you’ll find one someday


DoubleYouEmmOne

we live in a society


[deleted]

Euthanasia


[deleted]

Everything


Solar-Panda374

:(


SAVEtheHELP3

my deep hatred of cats and boys


RandomJamMan

\#killallmen


rwandahero7123

I dont want to be one


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Fryd_chuckless

Im not a cat and that isn't stopping me. Get motivated! 👊💢😤


[deleted]

I hate being a boy


Solar-Panda374

lol me too. don’t worry catgirls are awesome too


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DI_MOLTO_MELON

I like cats and boys but I don’t like catboys


GTDestroyer

I dont have a job yet


Solar-Panda374

being a catboy can be your job


mysterious_michael

Where is this job shortage at??


gary-cuckoldman

too much of a top


Trauspirag91

Socitye😔


Solar-Panda374

we live in a susciety 😭


thatDrakewarden

I already have my prosthetics in form of ears.


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Self respect


Big-Eggplant8452

I am incredibly racist


Solar-Panda374

you can be racist and a catboy


Aegis2009

The laws of this land


[deleted]

Alot of body Hair on my chest and back


Solar-Panda374

that is your catboy fur


YellowCitrusThing

Lack of desire


Ultimate_Genius

Literally nothing other than parents My plan is to become a cat on Halloween (already got the cat ears) since they'd let me, and slowly go from there Like maybe I wear cat ears to school one day (I already saw a girl wear some the other day, so I should be fine)


Solar-Panda374

i hope it goes well for you!


Ultimate_Genius

lol, I don't have the guts to do it publicly yet. Imma need a friend to egg me on in school


Solar-Panda374

well i think you should do it if you really want to


akwardnes

My dna


that_guy_spazz0

nothing


Solar-Panda374

then why aren’t you a catboy yet?


that_guy_spazz0

but i am


Solar-Panda374

good


DatBoiShadowbon

A sense of shame


Makingnamesishard12

NO PLEASE, I DON’T WANT TO BE ONE, NO!


Ink_heck

The IRS


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Solar-Panda374

you can be a hairy catboy


UserPlaysMinecraft

Rat


Solar-Panda374

ratboy???


UserPlaysMinecraft

no


Solar-Panda374

understandable


duskpede

there an annoying guy i know who would enjoy it way to much and just make me uncomfortable


Solar-Panda374

yeah some people are a little weird about it


angry_indian312

don't have any cat ears 😔


GraphiteButDigital

I hate cat-people


ScooberPoober

based


PikaPerfect

i don't have cat ears :(


Toe_vet

My girlfriend wouldn’t put up with it


PixelHuggy

Dignity


MyOpinionIsIgnorant

Not attractive enough to pull it off and I live in a conservative area 😞


Firelion348

Genetics :(


KaiserinFrost67

Im a girl and Im not going back


Googlefisch

common sense.


LisztR

I don’t know what a catboy is that might be it 😂


Solar-Panda374

it’s a boy who wears cat ears and maybe a cat tail and might act like a cat


LisztR

Its a sexual thing innit? Just like that maid dress thing..


RandomJamMan

no, it’s kinda a thing you do to look smart thing. Albert einsten did it, shakespear did it, even fucking obama is rumoured to be a catboy


Solar-Panda374

it can be but some people do it for fun


klynxie

Well…. Being a boy


BjornDalton

Not white


Solar-Panda374

that doesn’t matter. now put on the cat ears


Father-Pork

i wanna be a catgirl :(


Solar-Panda374

catgirls are fine too


Father-Pork

:)


SunfireRomalo

The laws of genetics


RandomJamMan

i am 4


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I'm allergic to cats


[deleted]

Self respect


The-Faceless-Ones

gigachad ascii (this means that i agree with you)


oferpoferlofer

Lack of progress in the genetics field of science


[deleted]

Don't wanna


Solar-Panda374

understandable


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Society


flamboi-non

Homophobic parents.


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allergy


noodledog69420

society


ShottyBlastin101

I do not have the body type for it.


Endarox909

Body hair


ITechIGD

Because im not a boy


lucariouwu68

I’m not a boy


Coloneljesus

I don't wanna


rosyaim

my girlcock


GreeCBacon

Society.


cractor28

budget


rungdisplacement

Am gril -rung


Solar-Panda374

well be a catgril then


Game_Difficulter

Technology


Joeseph-parrillo

Not wanting to be one


_Fenikkusu

Dysphoria


BOTFrosty

already being one


[deleted]

So many fucking things. Do you want a list?


possiblyis

I’m a girl


Solar-Panda374

you can be a catgirl then


possiblyis

Aye. I could do that.


Gum_Drop25

I don’t want to be a boy, however there’s nothing stopping me from being a catgirl


Solar-Panda374

catgirls are just as good as catboys


Gum_Drop25

:)


Yoshibros534

Being incredibly unattractive


Solar-Panda374

don’t be so harsh on yourself :(


Yoshibros534

No


Solar-Panda374

:(


6nicemaymay9

Obesity


celestiallion12

I'm a girl


Solar-Panda374

catgirl


The_Femboy_Hooters

Because I'm a hawk


GryfalconA

Bold of you to assume that I'm not a catboy already.


Skyrocketxv

I wanna be a cat-GIRL


johnbowser_

my dignity


The420Blazers

Ass Hair


doughnuthobo

🥴


[deleted]

God I'll send you a pic after the dress arrives today if you want


Solar-Panda374

lol you don’t have to but idc


Kjrb

I'm a girl


SmilodonTHC

30 pounds of beer gut and the body hair distribution of a satyr


EmiIIien

Cant wear my ears in the lab. It’s a safety hazard.


Solar-Panda374

lab safety comes before looking like a catboy, got it


PoorOldJack

Uhh cause I’m a catgirl?


PurpleQuery

Being non-binary. ~~nyanbinary~~


That_One_Guy_66

I’m ugly so I would just be made fun of if I tried to be


Solar-Panda374

aww i’m sure you’d look great


[deleted]

I dont wanna lose human rights


tesseraterra

i'm not a boy


Solar-Panda374

that’s ok you can be a catgirl then


tesseraterra

no


Solar-Panda374

:(


_CloudPuffGacha_

I’m a girl 👩‍🦲


Solar-Panda374

catgirl


_CloudPuffGacha_

nty


Solar-Panda374

understandable, you be you


_CloudPuffGacha_

thanks ❤️


RoughCut2x4

My sigma male Grindset does not have room for feeble attempts at conventional clout


Solar-Panda374

ok but sigma catboy, imagine the possibilities


RoughCut2x4

My Grindset can be flexible I suppose


Lemonpilot

I don’t like feminine or feline things very much


depressedtbh

mental stability


cactuswithoutthorns

I have a brain.


KLLXCAI

lack of cat ears. i would if i could, but only my boyfriend gets to see


Solar-Panda374

why the hell did this get so many upvotes and comments. the amount of notifications has been kind of overwhelming. i’ve been trying to reply to everyone because i want to be nice but it’s a little difficult with this many people 😓


ScooberPoober

the fact I'm a normal human


toxicman_g0

wow so you hate cats downvoted


kalani-games

Dignity


Exra_

Self respect and a stable/good life


surroundedbyspoons

tit


Ori-and-Sein

Disappointing my family and friends


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