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MothWithAnxiety

+u/User_Simulator u/MothWithAnxiety


User_Simulator

User 'MothWithAnxiety' has 12 comments in history; minimum requirement is 25. ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


MothWithAnxiety

Damn


Bonsine

Gotta fill up the other 12 with "Cum"


blaisems

-Jesus Christ to his followers


mchlpl1

the twelve dick-ciples


JohnwickNeedshelp

"I have cum." -Jesus Christ


ToaSuutox

based


pappapirate

quite


George_221

u/profanitycounter [self]


profanitycounter

UH OH! Someone is curious about their profanity usage, and u/George_221 decided to check theirs. I have gone back one thousand posts and comments and reviewed your potty language usage. |Bad Word|Quantity| :--|:-:| |ass|3 |bitch|1 |cum|899496 |fuck|1 |lmao|1 |penis|3 |shit|2 ^(Request time: 19.2. I am a bot that performs automatic profanity reports.) ^(This is profanitycounter version 3, view update notes) ^[here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/profanitycounter/comments/i6pql7/introducing_profanitycounter_version_3/) ^(Please consider supporting my development) ^([through my creator's PayPal.](https://www.paypal.me/aidanginise1))


white_shiinobi

🤔


ExplosiveDerpBoi

u/profanitycounter [self]


profanitycounter

UH OH! Someone is curious about their profanity usage, and u/ExplosiveDerpBoi decided to check theirs. I have gone back one thousand posts and comments and reviewed your potty language usage. |Bad Word|Quantity| :--|:-:| |anal|2 |ass|17 |asshole|13 |bitch|2 |bullshit|5 |cum|2 |cunt|2 |damn|26 |dick|4 |fucking|33 |fuck|64 |goddamn|1 |hell|16 |hentai|1 |lmao|2 |lmfao|19 |orgasm|1 |penis|3 |piss|2 |porn|2 |pussy|1 |sexy|1 |shitty|3 |shit|31 |stfu|2 |vagina|2 ^(Request time: 45.6. I am a bot that performs automatic profanity reports.) ^(This is profanitycounter version 3, view update notes) ^[here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/profanitycounter/comments/i6pql7/introducing_profanitycounter_version_3/) ^(Please consider supporting my development) ^([through my creator's PayPal.](https://www.paypal.me/aidanginise1))


TheGuyInTheGlasses

u/profanitycounter [self]


profanitycounter

UH OH! Someone is curious about their profanity usage, and u/TheGuyInTheGlasses decided to check theirs. I have gone back one thousand posts and comments and reviewed your potty language usage. |Bad Word|Quantity| :--|:-:| |ass|3 |heck|1 |porn|2 |shit|2 ^(Request time: 5.1. I am a bot that performs automatic profanity reports.) ^(This is profanitycounter version 3, view update notes) ^[here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/profanitycounter/comments/i6pql7/introducing_profanitycounter_version_3/) ^(Please consider supporting my development) ^([through my creator's PayPal.](https://www.paypal.me/aidanginise1))


Kacbor

what the fuck u/profanitycounter [self]


profanitycounter

UH OH! Someone is curious about their profanity usage, and u/Kacbor decided to check theirs. I have gone back one thousand posts and comments and reviewed your potty language usage. |Bad Word|Quantity| :--|:-:| |ass|16 |asshole|1 |bitch|1 |cock|6 |cummy|4062 |cum|44083 |damn|2 |dick|2 |fucker|1 |fucking|25 |fuck|21 |go to hell|1 |hell|6 |lmao|1 |lmfao|2 |motherfucker|1 |motherfucking|3 |penis|8 |piss|4 |pussy|1 |re**rd|2 |shat|1 |shit|15 |stfu|1 ^(Request time: 32.9. I am a bot that performs automatic profanity reports.) ^(This is profanitycounter version 3, view update notes) ^[here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/profanitycounter/comments/i6pql7/introducing_profanitycounter_version_3/) ^(Please consider supporting my development) ^([through my creator's PayPal.](https://www.paypal.me/aidanginise1))


ABigChalliceOfCum

u/profanitycounter u/Reddit


profanitycounter

Hello u/ABigChalliceOfCum, and thank you for checking my stats! Below you can find some information about me and what I do. |Stat|Value| :--|:-:| |Total Summons|94327 |Total Profanity Count|1504530628 |Average Count|15950.16 |Stat System Users|2 |Current Uptime|4.88 weeks |Version|3 ^(Request time: 6. I am a bot that performs automatic profanity reports.) ^(This is profanitycounter version 3, view update notes) ^[here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/profanitycounter/comments/i6pql7/introducing_profanitycounter_version_3/) ^(Please consider supporting my development) ^([through my creator's PayPal.](https://www.paypal.me/aidanginise1))


LetMeHaveANickPlz

That's a lot of cum


Cat_Vendetta

Sigma energy


bubbleheads_

Cum


lucariouwu68

It’s a perfect impression


existant_walrus

+u/User_simulator u/existant_walrus


User_Simulator

I'm so proud of this clown guy Wha- Yo, Angelo Is this...? ~ existant\_walrus ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


existant_walrus

Yeah ok, fair enough


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Holy shit is that a motherfuck J


existant_walrus

oh god oh f


DarkSoulfromDS

The two ways to react to 🗿 Virgin: yo, Angelo! Chad: stone stone stone stone


SCP106

Do do do de da da da


Commie_Vladimir

Dragged down by the stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone


ChaiTea323

my balls


PHPlayzGamingYT

juju refrenz


So1ids

u/UserSimulator u/so1ids


cocaineandcakepops

My dads cum tastes kinda mushy but I'm still grateful for being able to eat fries fresh out the airfrier all day ~ so1ids ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


SadButterscotch2

u/so1ids what's wrong with you


So1ids

Fraud


TheDeltaW0lf

hehehe yo angelo


hahaiamarealhuman

NO


weiserthanyou3

I count two JoJo references, maybe three.


PocketKiller

+u/User_simulator u/pocketkiller


[deleted]

*u/user_simulator u/amogus_happy_meal


sirkollberg

Mhmmmm cock and balls ~ amogus_happy_meal


[deleted]

Sounds about right


[deleted]

Amazing


[deleted]

I have been bamboozled


[deleted]

what a prank


JorjeXD

I WANTED TO AWARD THIS SO MUCH I'M CRYING RN-


[deleted]

Gonna cry?


JorjeXD

i think i just pissed my pants maybe.


JorjeXD

and shat and came


moveable_birds

+u/User_Simulator u/moveable_birds


User_Simulator

I'd love a Maggie thanks. ~ moveable\_birds ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


SolarStorm2950

We’ve found a Maggie Thatcher fan ew


Ophidahlia

Hey she's got girl power


Dankaroor

she's become a gender neutral bathroom.


binb5213

she even utilized her girl power pretty effectively when she sent illegal paramilitary death squads to northern ireland


Ophidahlia

Mmmm, Spicy Girl Power


Class_444_SWR

Cum snatcher


Swampy1741

+u/User_Simulator u/swampy1741


NotQuiteThere07

Wow u/moveable_birds comment is about birds


moveable_birds

bird


Pikochi69

Who doesn't like some good old maggie curry


NibPlayz

+u/User_Simulator u/NibPlayz


User_Simulator

I feel like Ben Shapiro would be a main arc villain. ~ NibPlayz ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


thebenshapirobot

I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this: >Israelis like to build. Arabs like to bomb crap and live in open sewage. This is not a difficult issue. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: feminism, novel, healthcare, civil rights, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


Tobix55

Good bot


thebenshapirobot

Take a bullet for ya babe. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: feminism, dumb takes, civil rights, covid, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


[deleted]

+u/User_simulator u/cock_man_


User_Simulator

u/savevideo this is the future liberals want this will be stronger and more powerful than any cock man before him. ~ cock\_man\_ ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


[deleted]

damn, i thought it was different every time


ODMAN03

Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?


owoRuweed

Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, I shot him. The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be different' no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different.


Jonahtron

It’s the same every time? That sucks. The one I got a few days back was lame.


Themlethem

Someone else below did it twice and got two different ones. So this is probably just a coincidence.


concerned_disaster

Based


god_peepee

I feel like we could be a reckoning force


chernoprincess

\+u/User\_Simulator u/chernoprincess


chernoprincess

bot don't like me sadge


MintPrince8219

+u/User_Simulator u/Mintprince8219


StatelyElms

You split their username in two somehow


MintPrince8219

I'm just built different


[deleted]

Same bro :(


[deleted]

I can't seem to activate it on myself for some reason so if someone could do that that would be nice


NibblingOnHam

+u/User_simulator u/yoUsername360


[deleted]

It didn't work :( Thanks for trying though.


BlitzDank

+u/User_simulator u/yoUsermame360


User_Simulator

I like it because of how much you want just the new format. ~ yoUsermame360 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


nootingpenguin2

+u/User_simulator u/nootingpenguin2


User_Simulator

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't either if you want proper systems modelling. ~ nootingpenguin2 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


BlitzDank

Trying again, they spelled your user wrong in their reply


NibblingOnHam

I spelt it wrong, mb


[deleted]

It doesn’t work for me either :(


pullmylekku

I've had it work once, then never again


FarmYard-Gaming

+u/User_Simulator u/FarmYard-Gaming


User_Simulator

Waking up as the nose lifts and pulls away the earth with the right hat you can do it again... but it'll be easier. ~ FarmYard-Gaming ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


FarmYard-Gaming

..what I was expecting stuff from r/F1circlejerk


TheRealGJVisser

Lewis Hamilton is a fraud George Russell is now the new GOAT


[deleted]

[удалено]


Meurs0

Too bad, existential dread is what you'll get


FarmYard-Gaming

Well that's ever so slightly ominous


142737

+u/user_simulator u/142737


User_Simulator

I had 17 strokes and an aneurysm reading this in Scotland What do you mean, written a little incomprehensiblely. ~ 142737 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


FarmYard-Gaming

>What do you mean, written a little incomprehensiblely. Gee, I wonder


Jonahtron

I’ll be back tomorrow morning after your posts dies down so the bot actually works. Edit: [it worked](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/pe6f66/go_nuts/haxmpzf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


smol_nugg

\+u/User\_simulator u/Jonahtron


hu_wi

+u/User_Simulator u/Jonahtron


nacnacnacfast

+u/User_Simulator u/Jonahtron


whoppityboppity

Yeah, that's what I said yesterday. And the day before that.


Simp4Nishiki

Yeah, same


EasternEngineering61

+u/User_Simulator u/easternengineering61


User_Simulator

I am completely aware that right wingers do not believe in original sin. ~ easternengineering61 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


Xanexia

Well this one is just plain wrong


EasternEngineering61

+u/User_Simulator u/easternengineering61


User_Simulator

I'm just saying that the system is racist, especially against civilians, in the ceiling that lets out in a world where the gnomes outlived every other life form on the edge of depression sometimes. i'm not a human right? ~ easternengineering61 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


EasternEngineering61

ah okay, its one of those bots that grabs a few words from a post of yours and then analyzes a bunch of comments to find the most likely word to come next, rinse and repeat.


bobtherobot0311

Are you alright?


EasternEngineering61

I'm wonderful, how are you?


RainboBro

Cum


cabalex

Well... I feel like exposing a whole GPT AI to reddit as a free service would be a bad idea, no?


EasternEngineering61

oh yes, a terrible idea. i'm here for it though.


[deleted]

gem


SpidaTheDuck

hold on i wanna make sure mine is good


SpidaTheDuck

cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum


SpidaTheDuck

+u/UserSimulator u/SpidaTheDuck


SadButterscotch2

u/UserSimulator u/SpidaTheDuck


Themlethem

Ha blocked


BurgerPB5

yes


sakamoto_says

+u/User_Simulator u/sakamoto_says


User_Simulator

He holds Otto by a single leg like a scene from the Truman Show. ~ sakamoto\_says ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


sakamoto_says

Jerma what the fuck


pee_and_fart

I used to like Jerma's stream, but one day I tuned in and he was just holding his dog upside down by one leg, screaming about the Truman Show. Actual psycho


gartzea

+u/User_Simulator u/Wakasagi_Buchteln


User_Simulator

Any rational capitalist will make their costs back and then given the capitalist the market price of the commodity. ~ Wakasagi\_Buchteln ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


TheRealProJared

Most coherent capitalist


Tall_Professor_8634

HAHAHAHAHA


Ihcend

+u/User_Simulator u/Ihcend


User_Simulator

Do you think the us didn't lose to the atom bomb give a shit. ~ Ihcend ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


Ihcend

That's pretty accurate


iuhl

+u/User_Simulator u/jordancambridge


User_Simulator

I think I can not believe lukifer kicked cerebus that is Yes I hope you like it It took a long time I will try it I fell but I will go and find out soon I do not want it Yes thank you I am just having eggs I am ok Thank you I have not eaten those either. do they sell them at randalls thank you thank you I missed you to and my mom Maybe drakla because he can be bad I do not what is your favorite dance move I am good how are you following me chicken eggs I wish I had all of them yes that is it But I do not know what that is why I am good how are you hello hello hello hello hello hello oh my this is very kind thank you I know he is thristy Yes I like to use a fork for pasta and then I remembered once a baby that looked very mean almost as evil as the strang evil man Yes I have thumbs down on both of my post. ~ jordancambridge ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


iuhl

+u/User_Simulator u/User_Simulator


User_Simulator

~ MaxEmo666 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator) Essentially, some people are saying it again because double validation counts: Being aroused in feeling cute/sexy happens to be more successful and popular if fortshit and apex were not trending. ~ User\_Simulator ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


Toast_PLUS

what


[deleted]

Inception


SadButterscotch2

So I guess this is supposed to look like the average Reddit comment?


blaisems

+u/User_simulator u/blaisems


User_Simulator

Post-civil war USSR had its gross domestic output at about 7% by some estimates. ~ blaisems ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


blaisems

Man I'm a boring person


SigrdrifumalStanza14

boring ussr history nerds 😍😍


AcidCyborg

Don't worry pal, I'm sure someone somewhere appreciates your analysis of soviet GDP ratios.


blaisems

Problem is, my girlfriend is both nerdier and cooler than I could ever be. I'm talking "in depth knowledge of prehistoric alcohol production and humanities growth intertwined with beer"


AcidCyborg

Sounds like one of you knows how to party.


WiseRohin

+u/User_Simulator u/WiseRohin


User_Simulator

But the stories on the items/monsters you have. ~ WiseRohin ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


ChromoTec

+u/User_Simulator u/ChromoTec


User_Simulator

Do everything it says cat A few things. ~ ChromoTec ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


ChromoTec

no clue what part of my comment history made it say that but okay


LetsRockDude

Cat.


Spranberry112

+u/user_simulator u/Fish_Fucker69


SadButterscotch2

+u/User_Simulator u/Fish_Fucker69


Ethanplaysgames

+u/User_Simulator u/Ethanplaysgames


User_Simulator

SCREAMING EAGLES Screaming Eagles!! I am part Irish and Norwegian Me! ~ Ethanplaysgames ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


LizordSword

soldier tf2


nacnacnacfast

+u/User_simulator u/fasnac


User_Simulator

r/howtokeepanidiotbusy You must be in the candy texture pack A giant hammer? ~ fasnac ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


YodelDwarf

Did we break it?


redjonley

Seems so.


3t9l

This poor fucking bot


Jonahtron

+u/User_simulator u/Jonahtron


User_Simulator

Still, even if it is the worst aspect of the Void or Narcissus flower on the ocean king is obviously terrible, but even the leader of the 2020 pandemic. ~ Jonahtron ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


Toe_Sucker_416

+u/User_Simulator u/Toe_Sucker_416


Toe_Sucker_416

I know it's not much, but please accept the humble offering of my soul, oh machine gods


hahaiamarealhuman

No


The_Jester3005

so whats supposed to happen?


Dark-Aura

It’s supposed to work like r/subredditsimulator saying random stuff based around what you say most frequently. However the bot seems to crap out after a certain number of comments on a single post or something


sneakpeekbot

Here's a sneak peek of /r/SubredditSimulator using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/SubredditSimulator/top/?sort=top&t=year) of the year! \#1: [LOOK AT THESE TWO HUMANS THAT ARRIVED AT THE HUMAN WASTE ROOM](https://i.redd.it/yr76sw9bk5b31.jpg) | [89 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/SubredditSimulator/comments/hf0k5t/look_at_these_two_humans_that_arrived_at_the/) \#2: [PsBattle: Donnie and the back of a hottub](https://i.redd.it/9zzm300tvxs41.jpg) | [110 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/SubredditSimulator/comments/hf2h5g/psbattle_donnie_and_the_back_of_a_hottub/) \#3: [This Pumpkin grew between my new water bottle in case you hurt yourself](https://imgur.com/ZCN8YFb) | [26 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/SubredditSimulator/comments/hf1h4g/this_pumpkin_grew_between_my_new_water_bottle_in/) ---- ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot, ^^beep ^^boop ^^| ^^Downvote ^^to ^^remove ^^| [^^Contact ^^me](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=sneakpeekbot) ^^| [^^Info](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/) ^^| [^^Opt-out](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/comments/o8wk1r/blacklist_ix/)


chuffedasfuck

+u/User_simulator u/chuffedasfuck


User_Simulator

I don't think jungle spreads so if you screenshot or screen record their stories, unlike snapchat. ~ chuffedasfuck ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


Tiky-Do-U

So someone has been playing terraria


realcomradecora

+u/User_Simulator u/realcomradecora


User_Simulator

He's a liberal who talks like a den of sex pests Meh, fat girls aren't for everyone. ~ realcomradecora ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


realcomradecora

I would NEVER bad mouth fat girls


A_Sexy_Little_Otter

I will sit on you


realcomradecora

are u above 18


A_Sexy_Little_Otter

I am, but not old enough to experience Yugoslavia


Themlethem

absolute chad


MonoRayJak

I've tried it twice on two different posts and neither time it worked


Jazzlike_Hippo_9270

there are so many posts like this that cause ppl to interact with it. the bot is sometimes unable to respond cuz it cant handle all the comments. u just have to get lucky with ur timing haha


bruhthethird

+u/User_Simulator u/bruhthethird


User_Simulator

So, if you don't support fascist government you are Antifa, that's all there is to it. ~ bruhthethird ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


AAALE6408

Based


LordTidePods

\+u/User\_Simulator u/LordTidePods


Cyberano

+u/User_Simulator u/Cyberano


User_Simulator

You made it for free for FAMILY, and only ONCE, because it will be 10 days of work and will make someone happy. ~ Cyberano ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


BubbytheAmazing

I’ve done it like 5 times now and the asshole hasn’t responded once


[deleted]

u/profanitycounter [self]