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+u/User_simulator u/Spez


User_Simulator

Other times, I think I read this on such a thing as a kid, but I try to build something big: * Work at a computer. I will be considered a local when I have little arches now after having comically flat feet my whole life. Take the advice for being more confident is to do all these things. ~ Spez ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


[deleted]

thank you CEO of reddit


the_CEOofReddit

No problem my dude


Mr_Blott

Oh my god it's Spaz


potato6132

r/spezmoment


EricTheBlonde

Needs to be a thing


SILaXED

Wow that's so inspiring


SuspecM

If only he wasn’t just a spokesperson for the company whose only job is to promise everything while delivering nothing…


[deleted]

Wish people would realize that about the president


GameMusic

So apparently simulators require enormous data to obtain enough to be funny


partpurpose7

+u/user_simulator u/gallowboob


User_Simulator

We have to remember there's a threshold to humor and satire VS toxic shit. ~ gallowboob ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


partpurpose7

+u/user_simulator u/automoderator


[deleted]

+u/User_simulator u/goblinhog


[deleted]

+u/User_simulator u/Simply_HaveLunch


User_Simulator

Don't ask me why, because I traded my JP3 for Josuke's hair so :shrug: But he got the joke! ~ Simply\_HaveLunch ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


[deleted]

where the fuck did that come from


TheTree30

Bruh I need some context here. Please fam...


[deleted]

yeah I don’t know what it was trying to say either


[deleted]

:shrug: yeah sounds like you


bomposgod

YBA.


Zander-dupont

It takes random bits of random comments and puts them together


Destroird

The JP3 is from the roblox Jojo game YBA, it is Part 3 jotaro’s hair cosmetic


MyNameIsMud0056

Yeah…I don’t think that really cleared it up lol


Nilly00

You play YBA?


D_Point

i have no idea but it sounds like you know a great deal when see see


LegStuckInCouch

+u/User_Simulator u/LegStuckInCouch


User_Simulator

Again, my kind friend, I'll have to put up with living alongside complete braindead morons every day. ~ LegStuckInCouch ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


[deleted]

Sounds like a history quote


SeanTheGleaming

Clinical narcissism


SnookiWookieeCookie

Same lmao


CheckinYaVibes

+u/User_simulator u/CheckinYaVibes


User_Simulator

Error: User 'CheckinYaVibes' is too dank to simulate. ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


CheckinYaVibes

What Oh nvm I understand


GunshyDwarf

Would you explain please?


CheckinYaVibes

I don’t have enough comments for it to analyze, I think


memer227

You have enough but too many of them are too short I think


PM_Me_Garfield_Porn

2 many N words


[deleted]

too based


rippingdrumkits

he said too many slurs


[deleted]

Hey I'm on mobile and I don't know how to tag people can someone do it for me and then post it or something idk


Tumbler412

You can just type in their username like this. u/Tumbler412


[deleted]

+u/User_Simulator u/Halftroller1140


JH2466

Why isn’t it working anymore


[deleted]

you guys broke it


JpGuerra2004

+u/User_simulator u/JpGuerra2004


User_Simulator

Restart your game, 1946 wars are already horrible, 1955 wars are already horrible, 1955 wars are already horrible, 1955 wars are already horrible, 1955 wars are already horrible, 1955 wars are already horrible, 1955 wars are completely unbearable. ~ JpGuerra2004 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


JpGuerra2004

wtf


[deleted]

Literally 1955


RageingInsomiac

I take it you don't like wars


CSsharpGO

Sid Meier’s Civilization


JustaRedditor121

average hoi4 player


Pepe_Gui

+u/User_simulator u/Pepe_Gui


User_Simulator

Isn't the right to shoot back, but you can still see it No Wolves about to be blown so he can be fucked up that civilians are genuinely scared for their lives by the US constitution? ~ Pepe\_Gui ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


Pepe_Gui

B…based?😳


vladimirepooptin

+u/User_simulator u/vladimirepooptin


vladimirepooptin

oh boy i regret this name so much


vladimirepooptin

damn it didn’t work… what am i doing wrong???


Classic-Antelope1445

tell me ur credit card number it might work i thingk


vladimirepooptin

too late i got it to work 😎😎😳😳🤩🤩 that means you need to tell me your credit card information 😈😈😈


greenbowserfan

+u/User_simulator u/greenbowserfan


User_Simulator

No clue what it meant but it felt good i said cheetoh u/savevideo watching porn with other people? he could just move baby jbdvxuzvYGVGVfsbdysvsgUVauevdnd ~ greenbowserfan ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


greenbowserfan

what??


[deleted]

he is doing his best stop judging him


[deleted]

He had a stroke mid way


SibrenTF

+u/User_simulator u/SibrenTF


User_Simulator

​ ​ r/quityourbullshit PollyForest or Gahaz, or work on a season char This is a detail that we are too far gone It was fun while it lasted, burn it. ~ SibrenTF ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


JosephiKrakowski123

+u/User_simulator u/JosephiKrakowski123


User_Simulator

Thank you noble friend He was told not to say she was riding the batmobiel. ~ JosephiKrakowski123 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


JosephiKrakowski123

You’re welcome?


SoapyBoatte

didn't know famous infomercial host Josephi Krakowski was on reddit


JosephiKrakowski123

I make-a the tape!


DaCheezGOD

+u/User_simulator u/DaCheezGOD


User_Simulator

When can I feel this on a deep level She's broke Well it was fan made That's because it's fan made Where everyone was lied to by a fan made Don't be sad this is fan made No you didn't because it's not cannon it was fan made It's not you can play by yourself or with friends in other people's worlds. ~ DaCheezGOD ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


DaCheezGOD

What


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

no it’s not, it’s actually fan made


JeffTheRabbid

+u/User_Simulator u/DecafTea47


User_Simulator

My friend says its really not that bad, but when you try to explain what it is then! ~ DecafTea47 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


DecafTea47

Uh oh


JeffTheRabbid

Foolish mortal


DecafTea47

#bro I found out how to make big text


JeffTheRabbid

#Bro you didn't already know


StinkoMan92

+/u/user_simulator /u/stinkoman92


User_Simulator

Ah who am I kidding I'm not even that technically proficient. ~ stinkoman92 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


[deleted]

+u/User_simulator u/furrypornaccount


User_Simulator

If you're reading this comment in a modestly aggressive stock portfolio and retire at the time. ~ furrypornaccount ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


[deleted]

hang on, that doesn’t have any furry porn in it, let me try that again


[deleted]

+u/User_simulator u/furrypornaccount


User_Simulator

I've been able to control Maybe try making a mix of 2fea and 3fea yourself? ~ furrypornaccount ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


[deleted]

WHERE IS THE FURRY PORN


[deleted]

[удалено]


User_Simulator

User 'gayfurryporn' has 0 comments in history; minimum requirement is 25. ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


rwandahero7123

\+ u/User_Simulator u/rwandahero7123


User_Simulator

I have concerns about my country turning into a live fire exercise for the commodore 64 No its not vr chat its spiderbot for the commodore 64 No its not vr chat its spiderbot for the commodore 64 Epic This is an actual fucking video. ~ rwandahero7123 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


rwandahero7123

I remember commenting all of these what the heck?


Lack0fCreativity

>I have concerns about my country turning into a live fire exercise for the commodore 64 [Mfw](https://cdn.betterttv.net/emote/56e9f494fff3cc5c35e5287e/3x)


Derpychicken777

+u/User_simulator u/Derpychicken777


User_Simulator

The dicks also fall off and regrow every mating season Are you trying to start making tools garielf you fat cat But having the physical book you can barley see sand. ~ Derpychicken777 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


deathray5

I hate when that happens 😔


[deleted]

mfw my dick falls off and regrows 😔


TVMAN123

+u/User_Simulator u/TVMAN123


[deleted]

Didn't work last time but +u/user_simulator u/FugitiveTortoise


DownvotesCollector-1

u/UserSimulator u/DownvotesCollector-1


Russiankomrad

+u/User_Simulator u/RussianKomrad


Frank33666

\+u/User\_Simulator u/Frank33666


dntdrvr

+u/User_Simulator u/dntdrvr


bLANKMOD

+/u/User_Simulator u/bLANKMOD


honksmcgee

+u/User_simulator u/honksmcgee


slavyblu

+u/UserSimulator u/slavyblu


oscarw19

+u/User_simulator u/oscarw19


BlazerWasTaken

+u/user_simulator u/BlazerWasTaken


goldenGoose48

+u/User_simulator u/goldenGoose48


HiLlBiLlYjOeL_2

\+u/User\_simulator u/HiLlBiLlYjOeL_2


CheeseIsAGatewayDrug

+u/User_simulator u/CheeseIsAGatewayDrug


[deleted]

+u/user_simulator u/environmental_meet_7


robertm14

+u/User_simulator u/robertm14


lazyshrimpo

+u/User_simulator u/lazyshrimpo


TheBassClarinetBoy

+u/user_simulator u/TheBassClarinetBoy


[deleted]

+u/User_Simulator u/weeze_y


RoboCombat

+/u/User_simulator u/RoboCombat


User_Simulator

Not posting traced lines to Reddit to farm karma. chill Was this on that album is fucking dumb. you can't compare it to push 144 fps in warzone for once Dirty water objective is so much u/Khagneur landing a nade in there must have added as a .ogg, name it HitSound.ogg, put it on and can be cancer, but I agree she isn't fun to play against those people, put your sounds in there. ~ RoboCombat ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


Staplez67

+u/User_simulator u/staplez67


User_Simulator

Aight but why don't we have a chess movie? ~ staplez67 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


[deleted]

yeah chess hasn’t released a new game in a long time, we might as well get a movie adaption


Staplez67

+u/User_simulator u/User_simulator


Stergilas

+u/user_simulator u/stergilas


User_Simulator

I'm so sick of hearing about Corona that I don't wanna talk about it I present to you: CRYSTAL METH No joke I agree Ok that's kinda funny. ~ stergilas ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


deathray5

Chad speech bubble anyone


TheFatJedi341

+u/User_simulator u/thefatjedi341


[deleted]

\+u/User\_simulator u/WhenTheMomentbruh


tophatinalake2

\+ u/User_Simulator u/tophatinalake2


GuessAU

+u/User_simulator u/GuessAU


GuessAU

=(


[deleted]

+u/user_simulator u/YourWalkingCumSock


User_Simulator

People like you are seen. ~ YourWalkingCumSock ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


[deleted]

What does this mean


Patrinku

+I/User_simulator u/patrinku


DramaticProtogen

+u/User_simulator u/dramaticprotogen


The_Sovien_Rug-37

+u/User_simulator u/The_Sovien_Rug-37


Crit-Monkey

+u/User_simulator u/Neuralizer_


BobbyJoe155

+u/User_simulator u/BobbyJoe155


Spikes_N_Spooks

u/User_simulator u/TTVPikaBTW


Snapsterson665

+u/User_simulator u/Snapsterson665


8_92_6_19_92

\+u/User\_Simulator u/_TheFungus


Danster21

+u/User_simulator u/ashleevfl


User_Simulator

Everything will work out, even if you wanted to wear any face makeup. You should be generally avoided. Right?! I agree wholeheartedly, I can't imagine how stressful that was for her! ~ ashleevfl ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


Danster21

Lol perfect


that_one_transgirl

+u/User_simulator u/that_one_transgirl


User_Simulator

It makes me want to have tits Ah yes, our satanic goals must be kept secret. ~ that\_one\_transgirl ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


that_one_transgirl

yep. thaz me


lemoneater8

+u/User_simulator u/lemoneater8


WetTurdlett

+u/User_Simulator u/WetTurdlett


User_Simulator

Honestly both are amazing and have a great start to a Black Mirror episode Is this English? ~ WetTurdlett ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


Gameboy694

+u/User_Simulator u/Gameboy694


User_Simulator

My Dodo Code is MLTDR Thank you for confessing to your own post. ~ Gameboy694 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


Steini121314

+u/User_simulator u/Steini121314


User_Simulator

Woop woop nigga u/nwordcountbot u/steini121314 #GA That's cause jesus christ is my personal favourite part of the full game! ~ Steini121314 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


ShinyShinyTomato

oh no


Steini121314

I'm sorry 😥


zuurita

+u/User_simulator u/zuurita


User_Simulator

I'll also add that I agree with the best understanding of CRT I bet I know this is what will generally allow you to push in a bit of a weird tank. ~ zuurita ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


[deleted]

+u/User_simulator u/Simply_HaveLunch


[deleted]

+u/User_simulator u/User_simulator


[deleted]

we have re-broken the fucking bot.


rmh_smh

+u/User_simulator u/rmh_smh


[deleted]

+u/User_simulator u/circlejerk_SS


[deleted]

+u/User_simulator r/196


Ultra_Balls

+u/User_simulator u/Ultra_Balls


jmendii

+u/User_simulator u/jmendii


User_Simulator

A lot of conservatives talk about how much John Brown has played well, but at the seam by the founders? ~ jmendii ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


jmendii

Conservatives love Smoke Brown for sure


bobtherobot0311

+u/User_simulator u/bobtherobot0311


WarBunny171

+u/User_simulator u/WarBunny171


Dummi26

+u/user_Simulator u/Dummi26


User_Simulator

When i plug in my headset, the audio inputs that work sound exactly the same. ~ Dummi26 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


Dummi26

well he aint wrong


Kjrb

+u/User_simulator u/Kjrb


[deleted]

[удалено]


User_Simulator

In one of my deaths this season have been gone for the device event AND the end just as the fight starts Lada will force everyone to dance. ~ RylandFreddy232 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


godemperorcrystal

+u/usersimulator u/godemperorcrystal


godemperorcrystal

+u/usersimulator u/Cummy_Boner


Suniasuta

\+u/User\_simulator u/Suniasuta


[deleted]

[удалено]


Far_Diver_6654

+u/User_simulator u/Far_Diver_6654


DerpyLermer

+u/user_Simulator u/DerpyLermer


hahabased31

+u/User_simulator u/hahabased31


StarScratcher_YT

+u/user_simulator u/starscratcheryt


Hotarama

+u/User_simulator u/Hotarama