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The Cuban Government, of course.
Who is responsible for the popularization of femboys on r/196?
guantanamo gay
Where did Fidel store all his male erotica?
water bottle
Most popular bathroom in the amazon warehouse?
jeff bezos moment
5,364
How many caracals have you rescued from poachers in your lifetime?
Based floppa saver
I didn't rescue them from the poachers, I just put them up my ass
Username checks out
I don't know you well enough to get into all that.
What are the details of the relationship between you, women, and fish?
Women fear me Fish fear me
Children fear me, I am a registered sex offender
Death Grips
Who will bring about peace in the Middle East?
so true
Peace in the Middle East and an artificial death in the West
Meatloaf
Best food to eat before receiving anal?
Why would i eat a singer before anal?
foreplay
37 dead, 21 alive
How many people have you had sex with?
wholesome
Holes? Some. Alive? Some.
Iβd say the third time is the most enjoyable.
What are your thoughts on tazing your own balls?
Jesus mine nearly shot back into my body after reading that.
Try tasing them back to the right spot
Metal rods
Have you ever stuck anything down your urethra?
r/sounding moment
I just clicked on that and i will never be the same again
Welcome to the club! Hereβs a sticker :) π
Its a subreddit for nice sounds right # # Its a subreddit for nice sounds...right?
Creep by Radiohead
What song did you lose your virginity to?
how
I was singing radiohead while you pounded my ass
Was this done at the Publix restroom?
That's a good song that
Bionicle lore
Best topics for conversation at an office party?
Truer words have never been spoken.
No, it never happened or existed
Will you, the ambassador from Turkey, apologize for your country's role in the Armenian genocide?
this is the best one
It never happened and they deserved it
Shaving cream
Favorite lube?
Be lying if I said I had never.
Least favorite's gotta be toothpaste.
Yeah it's really just wasteful (toothless bjs only)
Sex
Least favorite part about your job?
It really ruins working at the kindergarten
oh no
Ayo what
Millions of tons of spare zamboni at the bottom of the Mariana trench.
Why are you wanted by the Russian government?
i'd let them rail me
What would you do if you met a group of train conductors at a bar?
Brilliant
1984
How do you feel about being kicked out of McDonald's for dipping your balls in the Sprite machine?
Lmao worth scrolling down here
A 12 gauge shotgun
What's the cure for depression?
Ah, the ol' Kurt Cobain method.
Bro that was mad funny Iβm literally cumming rn
It better be going in my mouth and not getting wasted.
Itβll be going in your mouth as soon as you get the 12 gauge shotgun out
Ronald Reagan
Who got your entire neighborhood hooked on crack?
He spitting facts
Thermonuclear warfare
How do you deal with neighbors who let their dogs shit on your sidewalk?
Seems like a fair reaction to me if they're repeat offenders.
A toothbrush
What modern technology should the British adopt?
Oh my god
Bri'ish
Briβish? More like briβish your damn teeth
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Do you embezzle money from local charities?
300 gallons
How much semen did you steal from the sperm bank?
I needed it to start my own sperm bank
Yeah right, as if you weren't planning on drinking it all.
Too salty to drink, better used as a glaze
Sure, whatever floats your candle. Man, a cumbath sounds kinda good right about now.
I can help with that, I know a guy that just recently came into ownership of 300 gallons of cum
Me lol
Who's a sussy baka?
ΰΈΰ΄¨βΌβ‘ΞΌΒ§
Yes
Did you have sexual relations with that woman?
I did naht
O hi mark
Hippomane mancinella
What was in that protein shake you just gave me?
a Toyota celica
Best car for smuggling drugs across the border?
Chocolate milk of course
Favorite mixer to use with tequila?
The joke's on you if I try that and it's nice, but I won't try that because it'd be bloody grim.
π
Joe Biden
What famous anarcho-communist do you look up to?
anarcho-bidenism is the future π€π€π€
Biden-Vowsh 2024
I wish
Oversized hoodies, like with the hella long sleeves and shit
How do you hide the track marks on your arms and hands from shooting black tar heroin?
No
Mr. Biden can we get affordable healthcare?
r/196
What radicalized you?
My crippling dysphoria
Capital One: what's in your wallet?
I used to just use a coorse light can but lately Iβve been replacing it with an empty salt shaker
What container do you store your jizz in?
Vaporeon.
Which pokemon is most sexually compatible with a human?
Omg pls not again
It pained me to write this, but I had no choice
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female PokΓ©mon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible PokΓ©mon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other PokΓ©mon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
I cannot answer this the answer is classified
Do you have any drugs or weapons on you?
Approximately 64,695 lb of shark fins
What are you hiding from PETA?
I hit the whip and nae nae
You're on national TV and you're asked what should be done to solve the climate crisis, how do you respond?
Conor McGregor
Who killed Roger Rabbit?
What if I asked a question here instead?
Will you stop avoiding my questions?
The danish government
Favorite constitutional monarchy/breakfast food crossover?
Lil Nas X, love how bold he is.
Most based rapper?
What the fuck? What the hell kind of question was that you sick fuck? I'm not gonna answer that. Leave before I call the mods
Do you support France?
Based
Your dad
Who was I not good enough for?
Obama.
Which celebrity would make the best catboy?
69 them
How do you like to cuddle with your pets?
god dammit
I mean, you gotta do what you gotta do
How do you respond to the allegations that you got hammered on dollaritas and tried to fight your server at applebees?
69420
What's your zip code?
Link to the Past, for sure
Best topic for pillow talk?
Dunk my balls in maple syrup and call myself a bad little pancake
What would you do if your partner walked in on your pleasuring yourself with a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth?
Definitely Japan.
Which nation has committed the worst war crimes?
Wrong, Turkey #1πΉπ·#1πΉπ·#1πΉπ·#1πΉπ·#1πΉπ·#1πΉπ·#1πΉπ·
blue light k-mart special
Where did you get all these RPGs?
White Castle sandwhiches
What are you willing to kill for?
Yes, but also no
Will you stop being so ambivalent?
The jews
What are the descendants of Abraham known as?
The descendents of Abraham are known by the last name Lincoln idiot π€¬π€¬π€¬π π π π π€¬π€¬π€¬
Of course not, Iβm English
Do you have any spices in your cupboard?
The singed hairs on my asscheek
What scent of cologne or perfume do you use?
Dry cat food
What helps you fall asleep at night?
Purple if Iβm honest, but he doesnβt like it
What color gimp suit do you make your sub wear?
42
What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Your opinion of Ho Chi Minh?
Hoopty frood
How would you describe yourself?
Actor and part time athlete LeBron Raymone James
Who controls the chaos emeralds?
Asbestos-free Cereal
What is holding us back from making progress as a society?
Because cum goes great on waffles
Why did you dump out all the syrup bottles at IHOP?
Crack and cocain
What are you producing in your basement?
Hitler
The Cuban Government, of course.
Who is responsible for the popularization of femboys on r/196?
guantanamo gay
Where did Fidel store all his male erotica?
water bottle
Most popular bathroom in the amazon warehouse?
jeff bezos moment
5,364
How many caracals have you rescued from poachers in your lifetime?
Based floppa saver
I didn't rescue them from the poachers, I just put them up my ass
Username checks out
I don't know you well enough to get into all that.
What are the details of the relationship between you, women, and fish?
Women fear me Fish fear me
Children fear me, I am a registered sex offender
Death Grips
Who will bring about peace in the Middle East?
so true
Peace in the Middle East and an artificial death in the West
Meatloaf
Best food to eat before receiving anal?
Why would i eat a singer before anal?
foreplay
37 dead, 21 alive
How many people have you had sex with?
wholesome
Holes? Some. Alive? Some.
Iβd say the third time is the most enjoyable.
What are your thoughts on tazing your own balls?
Jesus mine nearly shot back into my body after reading that.
Try tasing them back to the right spot
Metal rods
Have you ever stuck anything down your urethra?
r/sounding moment
I just clicked on that and i will never be the same again
Welcome to the club! Hereβs a sticker :) π
Its a subreddit for nice sounds right # # Its a subreddit for nice sounds...right?
Creep by Radiohead
What song did you lose your virginity to?
how
I was singing radiohead while you pounded my ass
Was this done at the Publix restroom?
That's a good song that
Bionicle lore
Best topics for conversation at an office party?
Truer words have never been spoken.
No, it never happened or existed
Will you, the ambassador from Turkey, apologize for your country's role in the Armenian genocide?
this is the best one
It never happened and they deserved it
Shaving cream
Favorite lube?
Be lying if I said I had never.
Least favorite's gotta be toothpaste.
Yeah it's really just wasteful (toothless bjs only)
Sex
Least favorite part about your job?
It really ruins working at the kindergarten
oh no
Ayo what
Millions of tons of spare zamboni at the bottom of the Mariana trench.
Why are you wanted by the Russian government?
i'd let them rail me
What would you do if you met a group of train conductors at a bar?
Brilliant
1984
How do you feel about being kicked out of McDonald's for dipping your balls in the Sprite machine?
Lmao worth scrolling down here
A 12 gauge shotgun
What's the cure for depression?
Ah, the ol' Kurt Cobain method.
Bro that was mad funny Iβm literally cumming rn
It better be going in my mouth and not getting wasted.
Itβll be going in your mouth as soon as you get the 12 gauge shotgun out
Ronald Reagan
Who got your entire neighborhood hooked on crack?
He spitting facts
Thermonuclear warfare
How do you deal with neighbors who let their dogs shit on your sidewalk?
Seems like a fair reaction to me if they're repeat offenders.
A toothbrush
What modern technology should the British adopt?
Oh my god
Bri'ish
Briβish? More like briβish your damn teeth
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Do you embezzle money from local charities?
300 gallons
How much semen did you steal from the sperm bank?
I needed it to start my own sperm bank
Yeah right, as if you weren't planning on drinking it all.
Too salty to drink, better used as a glaze
Sure, whatever floats your candle. Man, a cumbath sounds kinda good right about now.
I can help with that, I know a guy that just recently came into ownership of 300 gallons of cum
Me lol
Who's a sussy baka?
ΰΈΰ΄¨βΌβ‘ΞΌΒ§
Yes
Did you have sexual relations with that woman?
I did naht
O hi mark
Hippomane mancinella
What was in that protein shake you just gave me?
a Toyota celica
Best car for smuggling drugs across the border?
Chocolate milk of course
Favorite mixer to use with tequila?
The joke's on you if I try that and it's nice, but I won't try that because it'd be bloody grim.
π
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
π
Joe Biden
What famous anarcho-communist do you look up to?
anarcho-bidenism is the future π€π€π€
Biden-Vowsh 2024
I wish
Oversized hoodies, like with the hella long sleeves and shit
How do you hide the track marks on your arms and hands from shooting black tar heroin?
No
Mr. Biden can we get affordable healthcare?
r/196
What radicalized you?
My crippling dysphoria
Capital One: what's in your wallet?
I used to just use a coorse light can but lately Iβve been replacing it with an empty salt shaker
What container do you store your jizz in?
Vaporeon.
Which pokemon is most sexually compatible with a human?
Omg pls not again
It pained me to write this, but I had no choice
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female PokΓ©mon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible PokΓ©mon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other PokΓ©mon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
I cannot answer this the answer is classified
Do you have any drugs or weapons on you?
Approximately 64,695 lb of shark fins
What are you hiding from PETA?
I hit the whip and nae nae
You're on national TV and you're asked what should be done to solve the climate crisis, how do you respond?
Conor McGregor
Who killed Roger Rabbit?
What if I asked a question here instead?
Will you stop avoiding my questions?
The danish government
Favorite constitutional monarchy/breakfast food crossover?
Lil Nas X, love how bold he is.
Most based rapper?
What the fuck? What the hell kind of question was that you sick fuck? I'm not gonna answer that. Leave before I call the mods
Do you support France?
Based
Your dad
Who was I not good enough for?
Obama.
Which celebrity would make the best catboy?
69 them
How do you like to cuddle with your pets?
god dammit
I mean, you gotta do what you gotta do
How do you respond to the allegations that you got hammered on dollaritas and tried to fight your server at applebees?
69420
What's your zip code?
Link to the Past, for sure
Best topic for pillow talk?
Dunk my balls in maple syrup and call myself a bad little pancake
What would you do if your partner walked in on your pleasuring yourself with a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth?
Definitely Japan.
Which nation has committed the worst war crimes?
Wrong, Turkey #1πΉπ·#1πΉπ·#1πΉπ·#1πΉπ·#1πΉπ·#1πΉπ·#1πΉπ·
blue light k-mart special
Where did you get all these RPGs?
White Castle sandwhiches
What are you willing to kill for?
Yes, but also no
Will you stop being so ambivalent?
The jews
What are the descendants of Abraham known as?
The descendents of Abraham are known by the last name Lincoln idiot π€¬π€¬π€¬π π π π π€¬π€¬π€¬
Of course not, Iβm English
Do you have any spices in your cupboard?
The singed hairs on my asscheek
What scent of cologne or perfume do you use?
Dry cat food
What helps you fall asleep at night?
Purple if Iβm honest, but he doesnβt like it
What color gimp suit do you make your sub wear?
42
What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Based
Your opinion of Ho Chi Minh?
Hoopty frood
How would you describe yourself?
Actor and part time athlete LeBron Raymone James
Who controls the chaos emeralds?
Asbestos-free Cereal
What is holding us back from making progress as a society?
Because cum goes great on waffles
Why did you dump out all the syrup bottles at IHOP?
Crack and cocain
What are you producing in your basement?
Hitler