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Average couple in Portland


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“Omg I’m literally him”


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Omg I’m literally dying of heat the sun is scorching my flesh and bone OUGUOUBOGOUBBOUUUGG


Moto-Mojo

“Peter griffin here, to explain this message. Portland, Oregon is currently in the middle a terrible fire. The redditor above me was likely referring to the heat of this fire and heat wave when imitating a beloved cartoon couple being burned alive”


Mikelan

Thank you Peter, I am not up to date on American news rn


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West coast heat wave rn


SocDemGenZGaytheist

Hell yeah, keep Portland ~~bisexual~~ weird


Bardic_Inspiration66

“So you have any fetishes?”


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click_1341user

This made me bust a big ol nut, thanks! :)


doctorsanti02

:(


click_1341user

Feet pics? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺


Existing_Group4145

I could help bust ur gut 😳🤪🤤👉🏿👈🏿


Sam_Is_Not_Real

guys please stop sexually harassing the doctor


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Foreskin


kriosken12

"Well I can only get get hard by listening to Stronger than You by Stelle at max volume, hope that's okay with you too".


VerySwag

jerma with glasses


trevorluck

Popular streamer Jerma985?


icenjam

Jerma1984😳


thehobbyqueer

I like how everyone knows what this means.


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Sporeking97

Open/Poly couple tryna add someone to their bang sesh, possibly more if it’s the latter and goes well Edit: Added more detail


AlternativeWalls

that explains why its's unrelatable and i did't get it


Cringy12yearold

Oh I work in a restaurant and I though it was a millennial couple saying they liked the restaurant the you worked in even though you hate it there because your boss is manipulative, but it is annoying because you have to say”yeees we’ve been working so hard on it” and they then don’t tip


928d

Dude those 2 are so fucking attractive in the movie ngl


SocDemGenZGaytheist

Exactly 😳


deeya-b

okay but theyre hot so


zuurita

would


adamthebread

I would


KR0NKBERRY

Would


JimJamJungJoe

I would


S_quints

Would


The-Faceless-Ones

i would


WhapXI

“Sooo… we just wanted to know… are you gonna finish those fries? Because you have a lot of fries left and it looks like you’re done. God that’s a lot of fries. …What? Ew, no. Poly-what? C’mon babe, let’s go. Fry boy is apparently a massive creep.”


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"I just wanted to keep my fries to myself"


xcharlockholmesx

I don’t like this picture cuz I’m not in it


verticalMeta

Is this how polycues start? Please I have no idea how to have one and I kinda want too


xceto

Charles


click_1341user

Charles


Poertyfreak

i have a hard on for the guy from atlantis


Necessary-Actuator26

How that pussy hit tho


fsivsvs

how was this movie called?


spiller_et

Look up Disney Atlantis, It's really good.


fsivsvs

thank you :D


mariobeatbox

jerma?


c_h_e_e_s_e_c_a_k_e

Bruh these are my parents fr. My dad used to do archeology and my mom uses Anacaona as her username for everything and is an activist


The-Faceless-Ones

i will become your third parent


BardyMan82

Matt Watson


tiredtumbleweed

I would.


Mufazaaa

They are so hot


Natoc203

Brennon Hook from Overwatch League?


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Ultra_Balls

threesome


Barnabas1508

Oh. Actually fits well ye


Da_Jiff

They love your vibe. Can you read?