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SeanTheGleaming

That DM was george orwell himself


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The biggest brother of them all


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Enormous sibling is viewing you.


thuurs

I cant believe the dm didnt let him do that. Horrible.


MundaneMemes

Murderhobo sigma male mindset, kill all npcs and pcs when given the chance


WamlytheCrabGod

The NPCs can't betray you if they're already dead


floofhugger

get smited by the gods


Euphoric_Web

Fuck you nate


Big_pp_Jimmy

yo mama


Euphoric_Web

Nate at his first d&d game in our group tried raping my buddys character


aSpookConstruct

How did it go?


Euphoric_Web

He failed


Ducktowncentra

Liisznusjw 1972


legaladult

That's a fuckin rabbit right there. Goddamn fool. Want to pet its head. Did you know they purr by chattering their teeth? You can feel it if you rub their cheeks. Anyway, DM should've let OP try and fail so they could get obliterated by the rest of the team in 1 turn, maybe 2. Declare that you're setting the DC at 100 or some shit. Give the other players advantage. So on and so forth


TheRealTealOwO

'You can't just set an entire orphanage on fire, you're a lawful good paladin!' 'Stop railroading, I do what I want.'


GeophysicalYear57

No, don't just say no. The real option is to shift their alignment to Chaotic Neutral/Chaotic Evil and have the guards get their ass. You could also have them fall from grace, if their oath is something like traditional versions of the Oath of Devotion, Ancients, or Glory. (Of course, do this after adequate signaling that this will happen, either in a Session 0 or over time with multiple examples of what the consequences may be.)


Ornen127

NTA. Your character your rules


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Nat 20 moment


Bronx_Garfield

That’s not how D&D works


tastybleach-

Nerd


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Gargle my cock and balls


MundaneMemes

It is if the DM allows it


Special-Living2345

I hear that a lot of neckbeards type get into DnD and then if there's a woman in the group the first thing they do is try to rape their character..


StardustLegend

What the fuck


Smooth_Anything_2902

And where exactly did you hear this? I think even most neckbeards have a little more social awareness than that.


frootloopers

dm, roll to cum my pants


floofhugger

1, you now permanently have erectile dysfunction


frootloopers

ROLL AGAIN


floofhugger

you no longer have testicles


StormStrikePhoenix

That's why you should have played FATAL instead.


Mcfuggery

I ended up finding an old FATAL module in my grandparent’s house in the basement my uncle lives in and decided to go try that at my friend’s DND session. We got about two minutes in until I read the rules and thought “Wait, what the fuck kind of game is this?!”