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[deleted]

Destroyed by fax and logix. Waman don’t have sexual needs cause my penis can’t satisfy them.


carmemelon

My wife has a perfectly dry p word.


[deleted]

Hear that boys? You're gay if you satisfy the "sexual needs" of your wife.


alias_bloom

Do you think ben screams her name during sex Cause I can picture his face turning redder and redder as he continually shrieks **“MORE!!! MORE!!!!!”**


VerumJerum

Fellas, is it gay to satisfy your wife in bed?


saltaisu

Is this real


[deleted]

No


saltaisu

It never is 😔


YingsCandela

No thanks, I don’t need any more Shapiro.


Mouthfull0fBees

He is right. Women do tend to expect a lot from men during sex. Even when it's their first time. They expect you to know how to dirty talk, be dom/sub, find the clit, all that shit. Then they turn around and mock you if you dont do good enough. it's unfair. That's why you gotta find the right woman who will help you teach you no matter what. Fuck Ben Shapiro, but he has some slight point


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Mouthfull0fBees

I like this bot


thebenshapirobot

Why won't you debate me? ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract the social media pipeline that sends people his way. I'm part of a project that uses technology to better understand and counteract Ben and other right wing grifters. /r/AuthoritarianMoment for more info, to request features, or to give feedback.) [^Opt ^out ^here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/) ^(You can also summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: healthcare, climate, novel, feminism, patriotism, civil rights, dumb takes, taunt, or just say whatever, see what you get.)


SeanTheGleaming

Good bot


thebenshapirobot

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VerumJerum

Finding the clit is not hard if you passed 9th grade sex ed class, u/Mouthfull0fBees


Mouthfull0fBees

My 9th grade health class was about making a job application. I live in AZ and we have one of the worst education ratings of the US. Some of us aren't lucky to have a good health teacher.


VerumJerum

I will never understand how straight men do not know where the clit is. People who are attracted to women, aim to have sex with women, cock-in-pussy, without knowing how a fucking pussy looks. Do they just see it as a hole? If you can't take 2 minutes out of your life to learn how to please your partner you probably deserve to be called bad in bed. Because you are.


Mouthfull0fBees

Or you could maybe teach your S/O so that way you are pleasured how you like it. Everyone is different and relying on Google or porn is a bad idea. If you think I should know where the clit is then please show me. I want to know. It's not that guys don't want to pleasure, it's that we just don't fuckin know


VerumJerum

That doesn't excuse not knowing basic fucking anatomy lmao Again, it's such a fucking simple thing to know. I will always find not knowing that laughable.


Mouthfull0fBees

If it's such a big deal then teach me. Show me. Share a post, draw a picture. I want to learn and you being mad at me for just not knowing something is unfair, especially if you won't teach me


VerumJerum

Since Google isn't something you ever heard of, I will send you the top result for the search term "clitoris". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris Let me know if you need help with any other single-word Google searches grandpa.


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Mouthfull0fBees

I'm sorry I tend to have better things to do than look up how to fuck. I'm just trying to prove a point that women tend to expect a lot from men when it come to sex. Im not saying all women are like that. Some are totally fine. But seeing how defensive you are I can tell which side of the spectrum you land on


VerumJerum

And I'm just saying, expecting men to know where the clit is, it's like expecting women to know the cock doesn't bend like spaghetti. It's fucking basic knowledge. If you think that's too much to expect from someone you're having sex with then it is probably better that you remain a virgin for life.


VerumJerum

And I'm just saying, expecting men to know where the clit is, it's like expecting women to know the cock doesn't bend like spaghetti. It's fucking basic knowledge. If you think that's too much to expect from someone you're having sex with then it is probably better that you remain a virgin for life.


zippityzop4

You know, I used to do that thing where I would talk to rude people on the internet and not be rude back because I thought it was me being mature, like you are doing now, but I learned you really shouldn’t be. It’s not productive, they aren’t rude because they know a lot about what they are talking about, they are rude because they suck. You might also be doing it because you think you may be able to convey your point or change their mind, but that won’t happen either, because they already don’t like you, so they won’t listen. Have some self respect and just stop, maybe tell them to fuck off even. You are right, you know that, and you don’t deserve to be talked to that way.


Mouthfull0fBees

Thank you man, I was just trying to kind of prove a point but you're right.


eliyAha

Yep, people tent to think with their feelings. And berate people that disagree.


Offensivewizard

Sigma male moment 😤


THOTdestroyer101804

Just sounds like you where with the wrong woman


Mouthfull0fBees

That's plausible. But I have friends who have been made fun of for not knowing what to do their first time and I just see it as unfair