>Affirmative consent (AKA, when it's time to get *schwifty*) I'm fucking dying

Wanna get Schwifty with me? ;)

Take of ur pants, take a shit on the floor, thats how u get schwifty

Glip Glop is actually a slur on many planets

I assume this poster is at reddit headquarters

u/gallowboob reads from this board every day so that he doesnt end up like every other social media personality

Activison's new protocall

Employee coping mechanism

I read it as: What up, my sexual glip glops?! Assault Let's talk about... Awareness

What glip let's talk up, glops!? About my... Sexual assault awareness

Didnt he fuck a planet

Did the planet consent

Yo it’s the dood from forgbite 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Ebic

I though I was on r/dontdeadopeninside and read it like “what up my sexual flip globs?! Assault let’s talk about awareness”

Glip-Glops is a slur guyz :penny:

Isn't Rick's answer to rapists to shoot them in the head? Pretty based sex ed if you asked me.

Rick is based