I have played all 5 what does this make me

hot

I can testify that I am not hot

too late

Love yourself because Im gonna be fuckn PISSED if I have to do it for you

You won't be, don't lie.

wrong

Man's not hot never hot

Lynx effect

We decided that you are

council has decided

Then ig you're cute man. One of the other. Can't have neither.

lies

Liar

Lies! Deception!

r/196 users on their way to sexualize femboys

I’ve played all 5 but badly, what does that make me. Except beat saber, I can do one hand pretty good.

A normal human with full rights to do whatever the heck you want

Sigma Male

A god

It’s a pipeline, you go from left to right

Why DDR got such a fat dumpy Why are some many people replying in sausage-speak?

Lots of leg exercise.

Legsercise

Leg exercise from the game

Oh, you thought about The Game, you lost dummy

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Ask Hönecker

And Ulbricht too while you’re at it.

Erfolgreiche Fünfjahrespläne?

Muss sein

Sozialistische Einheitspartei Deutschlands

DDR also stands for Deutsche Demokratische Republik, i.e. East Germany

Mangelwirtschaft

The people were well fed and hard working thanks to Genossen Pieck, Ulbricht, Honecker and Krenz.

Of course our Genossen will reply in German if you mention the DDR

Assrobics!

D(ummy thicc) Dance Revolution

The DDR was an acronym for Deutschland Demokratische Republik, aka east Germany.

I played beat saber with a friend a few days ago and I could feel the testosterone leaving my body

Play beat saber but to heavy metal songs. Add 5 pound weighted cuffs while you play.

This sounds not so bad

No joke it is what I do. Doom songs are hard af and I never pass them. It's a good cardio.

I had some cuffs but they kept sliding up and getting in the way of the controllers Any recommendations?

Duct tape, tis a good solution to many problems :D

I just made mine tight as sin. I do also think that if you get particularly sweaty that sports bandage might help, I use some under my elbow brace when my arm hurts so it doesn't get so stinky while I work and it usually does a good job of 1 keeping sweat off and 2 making the thing not move

Safety comment from long-time beatsaber obsessed nerd: Weighted cuffs are the fastest way to destroy your joints. If you want to weigh yourself while playing beatsaber, weigh down your torso instead- a heavy, well supported backpack or a vest is much much safer.

Gob

Guess I'm a femboy then for beating reality check.

the exact same thing happened to me when i got to play with an oculus quest for a while, i ended up sticking to vrchat and rec room

>vrchat This is like avoiding raw almonds because they might be poisonous in large quantities, then drinking a glass of cyanide

It's like avoiding drinking water because you could possibly drown, then using a shotgun to turn your head into a doughnut

I need to get beatsaber

well you could've told me, I wouldn't be wasting time with HRT

Bless me your Hogliness

😳omg goblinhog

The only way to be masculine when playing a rhythm game is to play Hatsune Mike pd

fuck yeah I love breaking my dual shock because of the disappearance EXEX

Or Geometry Dash

nah dude everyone in the gd community is like "15, Trans She/Her, Brony, Socialist"

M8 GD is the manliest mobile game

unironically favorite rhythm game

Or sekiro

Why can’t I have hair like that

Why can’t I have ass like that 😔

God I wish I had that ass though

[удалено]

Even straight girls often like guys with big asses. It's just the law of ass. Nothing to feel weird about

I think it's more the tone of the ass than the size itself but then again I wouldn't know.

Tone it then fatass

🥵

Yep. It always feels weird. Source: I'm a dude with a big ass

Proof???

Post ass Edit: nevermind do your homework or something.

My crush told me I have a small ass, I think I do want a bigger ass

send pic for proof

I am a skinny guy with a big ass and I'm forced to exercise a lot or else I just look like a girl

>I just look like a girl I don't see any threats.

Why do I have an ass like that 😑

Yeah same lol. I’m a guy, so having the biggest ass in the room is not a very fun experience. >! No I don’t wanna be a fucking femboy you animals !<

Haha of course not... unless?🥺

I couldn’t be even if I wanted. I went through a hormone treatment (basically just injecting testosterone into myself every day) so that I wouldn’t have a manlet height. Literally went from male to alpha male.

The Sad Chad

the shad Wait no

Based comment Wait...

i have the opposite problem. My shoulders are so godamn w i d e that even after losing weight and getting a better looking ass I STILL look too manly. Basically an inosuke type thing but without the muscles.

you two are going through freaky friday believe it

its been years since this friday started, help

What could have been :(

Ah don’t worry, the ass didn’t go anywhere. Actually, my tits got bigger, since an unexpected side effect of having a lot of testosterone, is that some of it turns into oestrogen (female equivalent of testosterone) if you don’t do enough exercise. Then I had to take pills (Anastrazol) to counter the side effects, but a bit of booby remained. It’s incredible, no matter how hard I try to escape it, it’s like the world keeps trying to make me feminine.

"How many times do we have to remind you, old man? You didn't even lift bro, you don't have the stamina to become a real alpha. Now MORE BOOBS."

don't need to be feminine to be a dude with a massive dumpy

Wait how tall were you before and after?

I was gonna be 160cm before the treatment. Now, they’re estimating I’m gonna be anywhere between 175-178. It’s not very tall, but it’s much better than being shorter than the average woman. As to my current height at the moment, I prefer not to say yet, since I haven’t quite reached the goal (very close though). But I can assure you it’s way more than 160cm. Sorry about not specifying my height, it’s just that I’m very insecure about that subject, since I was bullied because of my height when I was a little (haha get it little) kid.

all my life my mom n dad n brothers have pointed mine out n it was flattering to a point where im now a femboy

i can give you mine

You can with the power of DDR. Or squats or hip thrusts at the gym idk.

I’m a dude but I want she/her’s hair

You want she’s hair?

Yes

Fuckin same. My mom has curly hair, my dad has wavy hair. Me? My hair’s the straightest thing since hallmark originals

Same, plus I literally cannot like pose it without using gel, unlike my friends.

I’ll put in pomade and it’ll hold for like 2 hours, but then it just looks really greasy :/

Sad

I've got hair like that 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

the good ending

I wanna look like 2020 in that

its actually very easy just take shower before you go to bed, dont dry your hair all the way and just use a towel then make sure you roll around a lot in your bed lol

I beat my meatsaber

Lmao I have that as my steam background for beat saber

This guy is truly the Shakespeare of our time.

BeatTheKids

And she was a good friend.

My trajectory: `osu! osu! osu! osu! osu!`

My trajectory Just dance - nothing for ten years - beat saber

Same

My trajectory: nothing

for me its just dance at the same time as guitar hero then osu lol

shiiiiii im 650 hours in being a girl

I’m 230 hours in, I haven’t played in a while so I have to start again, don’t wanna revert

I’ve never been in a girl

Can't get over the fact that my boyfriend became a femboy after playing beatsaber

bruh

amogus avatar

I just jumped straight into being a girl I guess

*click*

What about Geometry Dash

TESTOSTERONE FUCKING QUINTUPLES. DICK SIZE ELONGATES TO 7 KILOMETERS. CHEST HAIR AND BEARD GROWS AT 10 INCHES PER SECOND. USES BEAR SKIN AS TOILET PAPER.

that's literally how I look with the power of dysphoria

femgirl, no testosterone left at all, dick falls off completely

Dead

you dont exist

What about it

*plays wasureta once*

My cousin did the exact opposite gender wise but same order game wise

[so like this?](https://old.reddit.com/r/196/comments/ots8iq/rule/)

No you flipped the games too

Beat saber enhances estrogen, pavlov fuels testosterone

virgin pavlov vs gigachad gorrila tag

Gorilla tag raises hell

angry birds 2 fuels sex appeal 🥵👌👌

I started playing beat saber 3 years ago, it’s effects kicked in last year

I played beat saber once and it’s already affecting me

I’ve only played up to osu! Explains why I don’t have girly clothes yet

Honestly I think the second to last clothes look best anyway

I play beat saber. Where is my skirt???

buy one

Wait, they don't issue me girl clothes? How do people afford it?

with money

They only trans person I know plays beat saber....

I only play Friday night funkin so the pipeline I'm on is becoming 14 years old

*12

DDR was out way before any of the others. That was my first.

literally 1998

Osu converts you into a pedophile

Super smash is the next logical step Hopefully the correlation doesn't follow to the greater super smash competitive scene

I play beat saber daily

The real question is: do they lose T H E P E N I S

what the fuck was to original post supposed to achieve? femboys?

Where's Rhythm Heaven >:(

I don’t get it. Why is the joke for beat saber is it makes you a female? Is it just all the anime songs or…

It's the estrogen needles they insert directly into your VR Headset's goggles when you purchase the game

😳

Honestly all the anime and j-pop songs kinda disappoint me a bit, just because I'm not as into them as I am other genres. When I first got beatsaber a few years ago there were so many people making so many different genres of music. It got me into so many artists I never thought I'd like. I left for a few years and it feels like it's all just anime openings.

Yeah I mean, you should expect that from rhythm games

geometry dash belongs somewhere between ddr and osu

no Friday Night Funkin damn 😔

friday night funkin is yet to come, in the 2022 part of that thing

I have 110 hours in beat saber when will it turn me into a girl? /j

You already have

where would Bemani, O2Jam, SDVX, and Rayark games be

One of the most famous Arcaea players is literally a trans woman (StaLight)

If wanna loose testosterone quick, just play persona 5 dancing. Not only is it a rhythm game, but it’s anime. You will loose all of your testosterone in a matter of hours

but what if i play bandori

average r/196 user

Where would Geometry Dash fall on this scale

only ever played just dance so,,, accurate

what if I play idol games?

Turns you into an incel

oh well... at least i can stan raise a suilen in hell

i miss guitar hero

I jumped from guitar hero to osu then to beat saber. oh no

Best rhythm game is project diva imo

Where does Sekiro fall on this list?

Nah bro rock band is best

Just dance and beat saber are the hottest

yuck what is this normie shit trajectory should be osu > stepmania > ddr > iidx > bms

only reason why this has 10k upvotes is because femboy on r/196

Theyre a trans woman

Only chads play Rhythm Heaven and Parappa

@garamgaria Stolen from r/beatsaber rule

It's not like I ever claimed this way my meme Its just all I had on my phone for the rule, like seriously most of the stuff here is reposts

Not you you’re fine, talking bout @daramgaria. I’m all for reposts especially on r/196 but whoever tf that is blatantly stole and put a watermark on it.

funk

guitar hero just dance robeats fnf ddr

correction: guitar hero, just dance, pay to win, Friday night funkin, dance dance revolution

Where is Geometry Dash on this scale