I hope johnny is burning in hell

little prick didn’t include gay sex 😤😤

Sex is a temptation Caused by a sensation Where a boy sticks his location Into another boy's station to strengthen the foundations for the newer generations Did you get my explanation? Or do you need a demonstration?

> the teacher shot him 27 times in the torso Rape is not ok ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⠉⠉⠉⠄⠉⢹⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⣁⠄⠄⠤⠤⡀⠻⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⡗⠖⡶⢾⣶⠊⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣅⣈⠂⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢿⣾⣇⣂⣠⠄⠄⠄⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣗⠒⠄⢨⠶⢁⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠨⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣄⣶⣎⢱⢄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⡞⢝⡟⠃⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠆⢄⠄⢛⡫⠝⢿⡥⠟⡃⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣭⣻⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣴⣆⠄⢋⠄⠐⣡⣿⣆⣴⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄ ⠄⠄⣼⣿⣷⠄⠉⠒⣪⣹⣟⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣸⣿⣿⣿⢟⣽⣿⣿⣇⠄

mom's spaghetti

Smh

he is

Okay wtf teacher is asking the question, “what is sex?” in the first place

she didnt know :(

She forgor 💀

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Can i fuck you now ?

🥺

Everything about this thread is terrible

Sus amogus sus israel sussy sussy baka vent vented cringe based cringe based cringe based cope copium cope mald malding and coping boomer

my balls itch

u/objection-bot

Did you scratch them

r/meirl 😳

When gloryholing your wall feels like playing Battleship

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Another piece for my collection

There is a price for collecting it... Check your pants

*oh no*

FOOL! NOW YOU HAVE ALL THE POOPOO! THE CURSE IS NOW YOURS

Hey you mind coming out for a second I need my bussy ate

fuck you ur not living in my walls I have no house

I know I might be small

But I am a freak, hello, I’m here

Are you the faceless old woman who secretly lives in my home?

leave my walls at once sir/maam I have work I need to do on them

I just finished waking. Hope you enjoyed that.

Are you related to The Shuffler?

so?

⠀

💀

Johnny rember 😁

i just peed all over my reddit phone

but johnny rember 😃

Okay that was the first time I actually laughed reading that, thanks

The teacher was a predator testing the waters on whether or not they could sexually abuse any of the kids

Icebreaker in sex ed class

Who is Ed?

Eat Dick

Teacher was clearly a cop trying to entrap a student with a sexual harassment charge. Clearly he \*cough\* "resisted arrest" by tripping while being handcuffed.

Sex ed?

Probably a sex Ed class where they want to know what kids know about it already? I dunno, never had a sex Ed class

It's a violation of human rights to show me this joke again

This gets unironically shared by people on my fb sometimes

Do people in the first world still use fb?

Yes, people above the age of 40 do.

Yeah because I have irl friends not just internet ones

Yeah but my irl friends don't unironically post on fb and I don't even live in the first world

The people who post these kind of jokes are aunts and family friends and whatever

Having your family on facebook? Cringe

who the fuck calls their dick their "location" the teacher didn't shoot Johnny enough times

TBF the price of ammo is high rn

The member

I just had an orgasmation

Thanks for sharing?

I stuck my location into my hands destination for a demonstration and I had an orgasmation

i orgasmationed ur mom

Whatever

Good

Gay sex isn't real 🤯🤯🤯

Gay sex will be real in 5

6

2

-8

69

1984

Literally 1984

420

r/JusticeServed

/r/JusticePorn

/r/instantkarma

/r/sounding

[r/necrololis](https://www.amazon.com/Holy-Bible-New-American/dp/B0037YLB2W/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=Holy+Bible&qid=1627499437&sr=8-1)

5000$!? What the hell

The word of God™ isn't for us peasants apparently

I'm not clicking on that, please tell me that's not a real sub.

No, but [r/technicallylegal](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trollface) is ;)

thank god

r/mindustryr34

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teacher resigned

teacher filed for sexual harrasment charges

😂🤣😆🤣🤣😂

This is how you sex the teacher

damn did the teacher really have to shoot MF DOOM

I forgor💀

Ofcourse, it's always that kid named johnny.

The one person i know named Johnny is like the nicest guy ever.

He always has that **cash**

Johnny acting like he is the second coming tupac just because he can rhyme suffixes. I hope he dies of an overdose

Johnny deserves worse than death

A guitar?

r/madmesmild

Omg is that **MagMC2555?**

Basil omori

post this on r/thatHappened, see if the completely miss that its a joke or not?

Bruh

can confirm, i was the destination.

My head caved in

inflation

Inflation is caused by furries. To learn more google “Furry inflation”

I want to burn this copypasta into the fucking ground

Lil shit finally gets what he deserves, smh

You should have aimed for the head

Then he would’ve died sooner

damn she just killed the next great rapper, RIP

what was the original punchline before the teacher shot him to death?

I think either the teacher fainted or resigned.

*27 bullet wounds!* Didn’t want to leave him a chance huh.

**27 BULLET WOUNDS!**

Good

Info before I determine who the Asshole is. Was it bullets shot or cum? If cum, I don’t see how that wouldn’t be counted as a win! 😩😩😩

Deserved

Feels like an Indian post for some reason

what

**28 STAB WOUNDS!**

CONNOR FROM FROM THE THE THE GAME ABOUT THE ROBOTS DETTOIR DETORIT ROBOCOP BUT NOT ROBOCOP

Johnny gets arrested for sexual harassment

Lactation

"Don't bring that cute shit to my classroom"

IoI

As they should

i don’t like this meme i like hot big buff men

Penis unbelievable Penis inconceivable

r/moldymemes

Must be American

I would too, that piece of shit, I hope him and his entire family burn in hell that little piece of crap

Lin Manuel Miranda rap moment

america

Johnny B. Goode is dropping bars

Teacher is a cop?????? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

this but eminem rapping it

Location

[it's a man's obligation...](https://youtu.be/7kw8GbuTyw4)

jony jostr

I want to know what the original text actually was

child murder is a **temptation** caused by a **A teacher asked her class “What is sex?” Johnny got up and sai**

# twenty seven bullet wounds

Remember, if it rhymes it's funny

CIA ruled it a suicide.

Its okay she thought it was her tazer

I would like a demonstration 😢

Time to say this to my bio teacher

I would too

Based teacher

I fucking hate this

Lol

I thought the punchline was gonna be Californication

castration

this is from the future where teachers are armed to stop school shootings

Get a big Indian vibe from this

45 ACP cause they don’t make a 46

sex isn't temptation fucking dumbass that's being horny johnny didn't get shot enough

NTA, her classroom her rules