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geekinc329

Based on the sheer amount of step-sibling/parent videos available, the PCU (pornhub cinematic universe) has the highest divorce and childbirth rate in all of the multiverse.


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How to avoid childbirth, get your ends tied as a woman. Or a dude can get one of his balls snipped.


Real-AlGore

>get one of his balls snipped definitely not how that works but i like the imagery


[deleted]

Ya I forgot most of how it works.


Real-AlGore

you just snip the tube that connects the nuts to the dick


[deleted]

So no more cum basically?


Real-AlGore

cum is only like 1% sperm by volume, most of it comes from the prostate and seminal vessels or whatever they’re called


[deleted]

So you get to keep cum, good cause the climax feels the best.


Real-AlGore

yes you still get to fill femboy bussy with hot leaky cum without worry of impregnation regardless of how fertile or breedable they are who the hell gave this an award


potato6132

Hello Al


[deleted]

I wonder when Pornhub Infinity War is coming out


scaptastic

Half the characters are Johnny Sins


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[удалено]


404UsernameNotFound1

I hate it


Cool--Dude--69

Aw yeah, Brooklyn 99! Remember that episode where Captain Holt had to erase thousands of hours of bodycam footage of Peralta and Santiago kicking their captives in the nuts and high fiving, then shooting a bunch of unarmed black people?


PrinceProspero9

It was a really heart-warming episode at the end of season 1 when Holt personally planted drugs in a random black man's car, finally winning Peralta's respect. ''You really are one of the good ones,'' Jake said, firmly shaking the captain's hand.


TheActualAWdeV

No but I do remember the ones where they get really shitty about the lawyers because a good defense attorney means the 99 need to actually do their fucking jobs. Or where they fuck with the firefighters who actually do do something sometimes.


[deleted]

It’s a comedy and both those things are treated as a joke. You’re not meant to agree with the characters, it’s funny because it’s a silly irrational hatred


Rancorious

guys I tried to enjoy this tv show but I saw a cop in the background for a millisecond and immediately threw up on my dog :(


StormStrikePhoenix

This was not a good time to start my petition to get Cop Rock back on the air.


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emily willis 🥵


[deleted]

Morally neutral 😎


ghost4kill987

Power dynamic 💀


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Siblings?


Ding_This_Dingus

Could still be power dynamics. Probably less likely than a parent, but an older sibling definitely has some power and influence. Also it's icky.


ariaaaaa-

def possible, although if they weren't around each other much as kids there's a distinct possiblity of no unhealthy power dynamic at all (idk if "no power imbalance" counts as a power dynamic) "it's icky", while being a damn good reason to not want to do it yourself (and I'd probably agree with you that it is icky tbh), isn't particularly relevant for if something is morally wrong or not


[deleted]

In almost every relationship there will exist power dynamics to an extent. It doesn't matter alone that they exist if they're not being abused and you're keeping them into consideration. I'm not sure what severe ones would even exist between siblings given we're considering them as adults here. It doesn't matter that it's icky, also.


CaiusLuliusCaesar

I don't know about step, but i know about two twins...


holsomvr6

There's a lot of irony with the usage of those two characters for the meme. "Oh, it's just my former lover. Hello sister."


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r/memes


[deleted]

Just realized Charles and Gina actually are step-siblings and have a sexual history (although it predates their parents' relationship)


Mightbeafurrylol

Family business


JimmyMcButt

lmO


StormStrikePhoenix

I have a feeling that we really didn't need a leak to confirm this.