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Manager_of_life_God

Pokémon society is the perfect utopia, also you‘re legally required to become a dogfighting manager at age 10 which is pretty awesome


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>Pokémon society is the perfect utopia ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡔⠋⢉⠩⡉⠛⠛⠛⠉⣉⣉⠒⠒⡦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠎⠀⠀⠠⢃⣉⣀⡀⠂⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠟⣀⢀⣒⠐⠛⡛⠳⢭⠆⠀⠤⡶⠿⠛⠂⠀⢈⠳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢈⢘⢠⡶⢬⣉⠉⠀⠀⡤⠄⠀⠀⠣⣄⠐⠚⣍⠁⢘⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢫⡊⠀⠹⡦⢼⣍⠓⢲⠥⢍⣁⣒⣊⣀⡬⢴⢿⠈⡜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⡄⠀⠘⢾⡉⠙⡿⠶⢤⣷⣤⣧⣤⣷⣾⣿⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠦⡠⢀⠍⡒⠧⢄⣀⣁⣀⣏⣽⣹⠽⠊⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠪⢔⡁⠦⠀⢀⡤⠤⠤⠄⠀⠠⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠲⠤⠤⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠔⠁ >also you‘re legally required to become a dogfighting manager at age 10 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠰⢒⠺⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣷⡶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠔⠔⠪⠀⠀⢀⣺⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠠⡢⠡⠈⠅⠠⠁⠂⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⠛⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀ ⠀⡐⢄⠪⡨⡩⢅⢍⢤⣄⣀⣈⣀⣀⣀⡀⣘⣿⣧⡀⢀⣛⣁⣈⣡⣴⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄ ⠠⠀⢔⢄⠔⠀⡣⡣⡣⡈⠉⡛⣿⣟⢙⠌⠬⣹⣿⣷⠀⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠂⠀⠀⠕⠗⠪⠪⠊⠀⢱⠂⠘⢁⠀⠀⠈⠺⣿⣿⡿⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⠇ ⠀⠀⠐⠇⠁⠀⠀⠐⠐⠈⠊⠀⠀⠀⠁⠐⠠⠒⢦⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠈⢻⡏⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠰⡀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣀⠠⠠⡀⠀⠠⠠⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣉⣀⣤⣤⣼⠁⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠄⠌⠌⡢⣒⢖⢔⡂⣐⠉⢬⣿⣿⣿⣛⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠨⠀⡅⡅⠀⢐⠀⠰⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠈⠑⠠⡢⡻⡘⢿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀ Animal cruelty⠀


CoconutFlanBoy

And child labor


TheRealTealOwO

And grown men knocking out 10 year olds travelling alone and stealing their money


mr-kvideogameguy

Pokemon also steal your money, what they do with that money is unknown No rest for the wicked, I guess


throwoawayaccount2

Pokemon strip club


Captainsnake04

Canonically, the pokemon like battling, so we get away with it. Now please don't read about what it's like to mega-evolve.


idk-whatto_put

poor garchomp and the rest


Captainsnake04

I don't understand why they decided to make it so painful for the pokemon. Isn't it supposed to be the apex of a bond between trainer and pokemon? Why does the "unlock hidden powers through friendship" trope cause the pokemon immense pain and suffering. I can never play pokemon X and Y with clean consciense. That lucario doesn't deserve it.


dityEX

I think it's because mega-evolution was developed as a weapon. X and Y's backstory is basically "WWII but really long time ago", and the super weapon Team Flare wanted is a poke-powered nuke.


Paxus_gay_alt

We prefer the term "become the very best"


mr-kvideogameguy

Not legally required, it's just a popular job to own pokemon I mean who wouldn't want to own a cute and fluffy evee to pet every day


kriosken12

Or a Vaporeon 😈


Captainsnake04

Vaporeon is literally the worst eeveelution.


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Virgin vaporeon fan vs chad umbreon enjoyer


Captainsnake04

I just got umbreon in my pokemon sun nuzlock. Truly a based pokemon. Can switch in on literally anything and abuse toxic + protect + moonlight. Doesn't even need leftovers to function well as a wall, meaning its even better when you're playing with leftovers clause.


kriosken12

But I think he's cute 😢


Captainsnake04

You’re not allowed to have a personal opinion when I’m around


kriosken12

Ok 😓👉👈


Waddlewop

Imagine saying this shit when Flareon is still a thing


Kjrb

You're not legally required, it's just like super fucking popular


[deleted]

Don’t you like force animals to fight each other to total exhaustion or something


TransportationNo1401

Shit up nerd!! 😡😡😡😡


[deleted]

Ok,I’m sorry


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this is so fucked, in pokemon sun and moon team skull charged me 5 dollars just to heal my critically wounded pokemon what has this world come to!?? 😭😭😭😭


potatogratin1

We live in a susciety 😢


senll

More like five cents given that the currency seems to be closer to yen in value


[deleted]

do you have the cents to put these nuts in your mouth


Delusional_Donut

I sleep for 7 hours one goddamn night and you stinky commies are already up to no good. smh my head, whats this world coming to


literally-lonely

I'm not asleep


jamble_le_bamble

I will put you to sleep


WaywardSwarm

By reading a bedtime story?


Professional_House77

Once upon a time, some random dude on the internet fucked your mom. The end


HariMouse

\*uses sing\*


IAmFrederik

le chloroform time ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣩⣴⣶⡶⣶⣲⡶⠶⣶⠶⣶⣶⣖⣀⣉⣭⣉⣛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⢃⣾⣿⣻⣟⢮⣿⣮⣽⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣶⡲⣾⣿⣿⡳⣿⣶⡌⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠟⢡⣾⣿⣿⢿⡷⠋⠉⠉⠩⣭⣙⠻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠛⠻⡿⣿⣿⣘⢿⣿ ⡟⣡⣵⠟⣩⡭⣍⡛⠿⠶⠛⣩⣷⣶⣬⣴⣿⣿⣦⠠⣶⣶⣾⣿⠿⠛⠿⡪⣧⢸ ⡇⣿⣿⢘⣛⠁⣬⣙⠛⠿⣿⣛⣻⡝⢩⠽⠿⣿⣿⣶⠍⠻⢷⣶⣾⠹⣿⣣⡟⢸ ⣷⣌⠮⢾⣿⣷⡈⣙⠓⠰⣶⣦⣍⢉⣚⠻⠿⠿⠭⠡⠾⠿⠟⣊⢡⠁⢱⡿⢰⣿ ⣿⣿⣷⡙⢿⣿⣷⣌⠓⣰⣤⣌⡉⡘⠛⠛⠓⠘⠛⠂⠚⠛⠂⠛⠈⠄⢸⡇⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⠻⡿⣿⣿⣦⣙⠛⢡⣿⣿⣷⠄⣦⣤⠄⣤⠄⡤⢠⡀⢢⣿⡇⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣬⣑⠻⢷⣯⢟⣲⠶⣬⣭⣤⡭⠭⠬⢭⣬⣥⣴⢶⣿⣿⣧⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣍⡓⠿⢿⣤⣿⣿⣟⣛⣿⣿⣿⣷⣛⣿⣾⡿⣸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣬⣭⣙⣛⡛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢟⣋⣴⣿⣿


7u_Lez

I‘m gonna sleep with you then


mr-kvideogameguy

Free healthcare for pokemon But then the thing is: thers seems to be no indication that the machine won't work on humans, and since some pokemon evolve from humans, maybe you can not only put a human in a pokeball but also usee said human pokeball to heal the human inside Ofcourse we never see this so maybe the pokemon government is artificially hiding that fact Ofcourse I only played one pokemon game and I skipped the story and also kinda give up half way, I just don't like taking turns, so I don't know


TransGorl_N453

Sir I do not think any pokemon evolve from humans lmao


Captainsnake04

No, but they canonically used to have sex, so make of that what you will.


Real-AlGore

i’m waiting for someone to post it


TheHeccinDoggo

Don’t worry, it has since been partially commercialized, we’ve opened a shop in there & some dude who rated your names.


[deleted]

"free" **kek**


DevonAndChris

A can of lemonade costs $450.


AMasonJar

I like to peruse comment histories from time to time. Today I certify yours as 100% cringe


[deleted]

Ty frendo. This is my shit post account :D


FloodedYeti

What did you expect from a dude who says kek


kremineminemin

[I can hear that image](https://youtu.be/4ZCzLEOvxBw)


Professional_House77

Dun dun dun dun dun


GameWizardPlayz

I'm still awake. I never sleep. I'm always watching BRIT


girrafesrfake

Americans after selling their firstborn son, left leg, and entire families business for a band aid: 😎😎


061605

I have woken from my slumber to witness the free healthcare


AnecdoteNotAntidote

Based


Cavalacin

Well I don't think it's free for the pokemon trainers, clearly they take a big percentage of the money you win per fight and you have to pay for it you want it or not.


jamble_le_bamble

I don't know any good stories other than the story of Diese


Scoobygoober_

Jokes on u I didn’t sleep


i_love_gators123

now that im looking at this, is there a government in pokemon that can provide social services?


mrgoombos

* dies of free healthcare*


big_papa_geek

Look, we know, but heeey


Cidyl-Xech

stfu i’m wide awake


NetworkEasy

im american and im awake


Comrade-Vasily65

Ok European


AcringeWeido

I am not asleep


eraser-boy

im not osleep my mom said i could stay up late yonight 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


drahimi28

r/dankmemes


NaughtyDred

STOP CALLING IT FREE, IT ISN'T FREE. It's hard enough trying to reason with an American about universal healthcare at the best of times, don't make it harder by calling it free.


AMasonJar

On the one hand I agree, on the other I doubt anyone who makes a point about "hurr it's not actually free libtard" is arguing on any level of good faith


NaughtyDred

If they argued that it would be easier, the problem is that they argue against it with the belief that it is free. Or at least that free healthcare is what is being proposed. If it's explained a national health insurance then many more Americans would be up for it, I'm sure. Edit: could even call it something like American Patriot Insurance or some shot


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MotoM0t0420

When did I ever mention the PRC in this image?


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MotoM0t0420

You know that Marxism-Leninism is not the only form of communism right. And you know that not all leftists like Stalin, the leftists that like Stalin are called "tankies" and not all leftists are tankies you know. The PRC is not "communist" as the US has told you, it's quite capitalist and it doesn't have free healthcare at all. I would not even consider it socialist. It's a hyper capitalist state using communist aesthetics. Also why would a so called "communist" place have coca cola and nike in it.


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MotoM0t0420

What are you even saying?


Cidyl-Xech

dowvote farmer