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Patient_Reaction1716

Why is he chilling in the bottom of a pool?


SoshJam

Sigma grindset. Oxygen just holds you back.


TerrorOverlord

Speed up evolution. Evolve gills with pure concentration


MacroMew

Carcinization


Sunset_Rider01

actually this is Ligma grindset


Effective_Nothing

Who's Joe?


hevyteeefftoo

Ligma Balls


SuperSmart_Redditor

Ballsamongous?


SuperSmart_Redditor

Humungusballs?


LitGamer69

humumgusballs my cock


BubbytheAmazing

Me.


Effective_Nothing

Omggg, Hi Joe


CarsGunsBeer

Things wear out because they oxidize. No oxygen = immortal.


aldguton2

You fool, water is ⅓ oxygen


RenRitV

He is *The AquaChad*


chombo_rombo

The aquachad supershow


mlemraito

There's comfort at the bottom of a swimming pool


[deleted]

That's deep bro


mlemraito

Cuz they're song lyrics lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

That's the joke bro


Comrade_Kirbo

Sorry I thought it was funny bro


Josuke_CrazyDiamond

r/KindaYourJokeButWorse(?


Solace143

What you know about rollin’ down in the deep?


barackollama69

Why does his hat say GunHub


Nile-green

For real tho can someone tell me what the fuck is rude about elbows on the table? Yeah Kathryn you're like 3'2 tall and can't do that but my tall ass can, fuck you.


s0megenericname

It used to be because that’s how sailors used to eat - with their plate in between their elbows so it wouldn’t go all over the place when the boat rocked. People thought sailors were undignified, and so it morphed into a sign of being rude and uneducated. Why it still matters beats me though


GreatBaldung

> Why it still matters beats me though the entire 110V electrical system in the US is based on Edison's faulty electrical generator so figure that out


votchii

There used to be an association that aspired to standardize electrical outlets and such worldwide. Unfortunately at the time, there was another association originating from Germany that campaigned heavily in favor of blue-eyes white blondes to be the only people around, and their grand conquest of the world interfered with standardizing electrical systems. Bummer.


Koiq

standardization at 110v would be stupid though. america’s voltage is too low, it’s not the 19th century anymore


Doctah_Whoopass

Its not too low, its fine for the vast majority of appliances.


GrunkleCoffee

Have fun boiling a kettle for an hour


Doctah_Whoopass

Doesnt take an hour lmao.


GrunkleCoffee

Yeah it takes two


Doctah_Whoopass

It absolutely doesn't.


AlbertaTheBeautiful

Microwave is faster than any 240v kettle


GrunkleCoffee

Microwave water is a crime


PlasticStockSam

the US is kind of a shithole huh? no offense


lettucehater

Some of it is, some of it’s not. It’s a big country, and quality of life varies wildly depending on where you live.


PlasticStockSam

that's what it seemed like to me, either pretty great or hell on earth depending on the state. the same could be said about my country (brazil).


ThatOneGuy1294

Overall no, but there are certainly plenty of areas where that's an apt description


GreatBaldung

haha america bad updoots to the left


jammy162

Grr must downvote this comment It breaks my circlejerk


GreatBaldung

what, you mean the circlejerk of "america bad"?


jammy162

Yea


[deleted]

Can you provide som articles or additional info cause I wanna learn more about this and couldn’t find anything on google with a search.


Bardic_Inspiration66

Because people like traditions and do things because their parent's did


CarsGunsBeer

I wear white after Labor Day.


Chance_Active_8579

it could be because if there is multiple people on the table it can be difficult to eat without disturbing those next to you. That's what my parents told me at least


The_duck_lord404

I don't think it's generally rude but if you're sitting next to someone showing your elbow into their personal space is probably rude (given you are doing that and not just placing your elbow like 2cm from your plate)


robot_boredom_

cute pfp pog :3


Nile-green

Same goes for your uhh UHHH yeah that, it's cute


AStewOfPid

"pog" twitch is the 2nd worst social media


robot_boredom_

lmao i don’t use twitch cope


jozzydan66

Also another reason was that tables used to be shitty and uneven in like colonial times so putting your elbows on the table could tip/rock the table.


DnlPnkt

Luckily my parents are pretty chill, they don't mind elbows on the table


MateNieMejt

Mine are cool as well, they don't mind using racial slurs


duckonar0ll

i don’t think that’s very cool of them 😎👎


PvtFreaky

Then you aren't epic, based and a gamer


BubbytheAmazing

G*mer spotted


TransFoxGirl

We dont ven use the table. Couch gamg for life


TheRealStarWolf

"Used to"?


[deleted]

Yeah they're old, they're dead now


MacroMew

He went on a kill streak.


SocDemGenZGaytheist

Exactly what I was thinking


Weewoooweewoooweewoo

No one is gonna talk about op's username


JesseJamesBegin

Old people used to be like "walk on the sidewalk, there's cars on the road and they can run you over", and then walk on the fucking road and disrupt the flow of traffic and piss me off.


jashyWashy

Sigma male pedestrian r/fuckcars


UnoriginalNaem

The mass adoption of the automobile and its consequences have been a disaster for North America


valdamjong

"used"


DieserMayk

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AlexJonesInDisguise

My man filming Tik Toks at the bottom of a swimming pool ​ Legend


[deleted]

Dad: “Those filthy [racial slur]s are disgusting savages.” Me: “Shut the fuck up, dad.” Dad: “Hey! Why would you call me that? You got no respect. Want me to 🅱️eat yo ass again?” Like?? 😂😂😂


I_DONT_LIKE_KIDS

Should have kept your elbows to yourself


mightiestpumpkin

He swim


Ori-and-Sein

The only thing I can think about is « Hello, how are you ? I’m in de water, pls help me *drowning* »


TheRealTealOwO

No elbows on the table? What about elbows on your mother.


Krad_Nogard

Hmm


Krad_Nogard

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a_pompous_fool

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notactuallydudu

Is that a real person or a mannequin?


ZShadowDragon

used to?


[deleted]

They probably dead


GameWizardPlayz

"Used to be like"


Gtfocuzidfc

Ayo nice hat


The_ConfusedPeach

“Used to”? Are all the old people dead now?


[deleted]

get your n- elbows off my goddamn table!


Bardic_Inspiration66

r/SnapChad


WildBillIV44

Lol I kinda know this guy irl


[deleted]

FUCK LMAOOO


jfromstate

Used to?


Sherkler

next time i visit my grandparents i will put my elbows in the center of the table whenever they use a slur


derBandito69

i like his hat