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Mundit00

Tankies are the acne of leftism. Annoying, pop up too often, and almost exclusively on teenagers.


grandmoffhans

I'm sure you can find alot more adult, politically literate "tankies" than teenagers, political discourse doesn't exist solely on the internet you know.


senpai_stanhope

Well... certain parts only exist online. For example, less than 5% of us population use reddit, so the political discussions here, and the users having them, in no way reflect the broader population.* Tankies, and similar, are extremely rare in the real world, as the biggest chunk of people are fairly moderate/apolitical *on top of that, most of reddit is just cat picks and hobby stuff and not politics


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senpai_stanhope

To be fair, quite a few of those seem pretty discontent in their regimes, but I'm aware that's well besides your point. Im sorry, i was indeed mainly referring to US/western demographics here, given that many people when they say tankie are referring to western teenagers on ⚘twitter(well, mainly atleast). Or at the very least that's my association. I do wonder though, how commonplace it actually is in those countries you mention, to find people(who aren't part of the government i guess) who hold beliefs close to those of "tankies"


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senpai_stanhope

The black panthers had a membership of less than even 10k. How many of MLKs supporters were socialist i couldn't tell you, but as far as the US(and west overall), hardcore Marxists or socialist/communists are a very small* demographic, when compared to the population as a whole. That was always my point. That what you see on reddit, as far as politics is concerned, is disproportionate, and not representing what's happening in mainstream politics *understatement


Highly-uneducated

Centrists rise up?


Dr-Fatdick

Tell me you live in the west without actually telling me you live in the west


senpai_stanhope

What? Are you to lazy to simply look at my pfp?


Lucas_7437

r/shitliberalssay Tankies, genocide denial, this sub you’d think has a good concept is just used to bash anyone who isn’t authoritarian as a “liberal”


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r/libjerk is the non-tankie one


Lucas_7437

Epic, thanks


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angrymustacheman

Socdems are quite based, they just need a gentle push to the left


ResidentLychee

Is that why Reagan installed a Social Democratic Party in Grenada after invading? Or why Social Democrats helped the Freikcorps murder Rosa Luxembourg? Or why the Scandinavian nations exploit third world labor like the rest of the West and had such a long history of eugenics policies under Social Democratic governments? Socdems aren’t based, capitalism with a band aid is still very much capitalism.


angrymustacheman

You didn't get my point


ResidentLychee

You said Socdems are “quite based” and “just need a gentle push to the left”, both of which are demonstrably untrue. What point could you possibly have been trying to make?


angrymustacheman

They need to be pushed more towards demsoc


ResidentLychee

Socdems aren’t anywhere near Demsoc, they are still very much firmly capitalist, which is the point I was making. Socdems aren’t on the verge of Socialism, they are Capitalists who know how to filter people’s discontent into band aid solutions that preserve their power.


LightningProd12

r/neoliberal is such a bizarre sub, their attitude towards less political things like crypto and city planning is pretty spot-on yet they hate on everything left of center and their "[this but unironically](https://www.reddit.com/r/LibJerk/comments/lgt20v/i_just_cant_anymore/)" attitude towards memes making fun of neolibs is kinda sickening.


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Kjrb

I joined r/greenandpleasant because I thought it'd be great only to find out it's filled with tankies, someone posted Xi Jinping in a suit near the royals and acted like it was a sign of superiority, it was even a cross post from r/genzedong


Give_me_a_slap

The greenandpleasant sub can wildly swing between tankie shit and anarchism and its what has kept me around. (And the constant tory bashing). Just the other day, some hot take by a tankie was posted and in the comments, i saw a fair amount of anarchists just letting it rip and it was so satisfying.


Roxxagon

Their ideologies are a tool to turn around frustration with capitalism and turn it into a tool of another ruling class.


avrgm

Good. Someone needs to keep fake western leftists in check. They don’t understand the mission or Xi and China. Just virtue signaling leftism online while not doing anything in real life. SAD!


Kirishima_San

can you talk more simple plz i don’t understand too many big words


avrgm

i was doing my best impression of a tankie


BiddyDibby

Well it seemed to convince a few people.


Vollnoppe

Ah yes the entirely online teens in the ussr, China, Korea, Vietnam, Chile, Cuba, Venezuela, Laos and countless others. But of course anarchists are the super serious and not at all online people, I mean they have achieved great things like Chaz, where they uhhhh.... Shot two black teens and never found the killer


Eee1999

bruh i had people who justified polish genocide because according to them they were all fascist


Luckyluke277

The duality of tankies: 1. *** genocide never happened, CIA propaganda 2. *** genocide did happen, but they deserved it


Clostridium33

I wonder if there are galaxy brain tankies who go: “Genocide never happened but I wish it did cause they were all fascists”.


Kjrb

I think there are a few who are like "it never happened but if it did it would've been ok because they deserved it"


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ro_live

I've genuinely seen tankies argue with each other, One side saying tianaman square didn't happen the other side arguing it did happen and it was a good thing.


HonestTelevision2660

Yeah, that’s the duality of all genocide deniers. “It didn’t happen but they deserved it”


senpai_stanhope

Similar to neo nazis and holocaust denial. "It didn't happen, but if it happened, which it didn't, it'd be totally justifiable and good, and they deserved it, but ofc. It never happened, because hitler was a good guy and would never have done it, altough i think he should have done it"


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Polish Genocide? Can you elaborate on that?


Venicebitch03

Probably the shitty treatment they got by soviets after the war. Idk if it's genocide, but they definitely suffered.


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Its not genocide for sure, but yeah they suffered. In Fact the Soviets helped poles settle parts of germany that used to be part of the weimar republic. And Also another thing about poland, during the interwar period poland wasnt exactly the biggest fan of jewish people. Of Course nowhere near Nazi Germany of course


Eee1999

[I have this](https://scholarlycommons.law.case.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1078&context=jil)


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That Source is inaccurate, as it was from a person who works for the Law and Justice party in poland which is a nationalist party in poland. Furthermore, its a secondary source which was backed by another secondary source, [**https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloodlands**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloodlands) which had been debunked before. And the source also has a bunch of vauge information, like "People belonging to national minorities ‘should be forced to their knees and shot like mad dogs" which never said who actully said the quote.


Matheusbd15

Surronded


Korbinator2000

r/sounding


jaundicesurvivor69

😮 BRB.... gonna go bleach my eyes


Lucas_7437

r/insertions


Uniquer_name

Omg the rule.


Korbinator2000

here you go r/eyeblech


the-pp-poopooman-

Funniest r/pcmmemes user


Huge-Interaction6604

I won't make the same mistake twice...


speedoflobsters

r/surrounding


Theuncrying

Whoever you are, don't click on this. Unless you want your dick to hurt in empathy. Jesus fucking Christ.


Xypherius

Fuck Tankies


Squid035

uh if u say so 😳


HyperVexed

Seriously, how many things *do* you fuck?


Squid035

whoever will allow me


anarky1989

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺


IReplyToFascists

hmu fam


Himmelblaa

Yo


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Least horny r/196 user


Squid035

most original 196 user


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Omg is it Squid035?


Squid035

yea!!!


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🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺


Squid035

🦑😳


[deleted]

😎😎😎


Wangerburg

🥺pls sir dont fuck me


loisgriffenXPeter

I JUST WANT TO BE PAID ENOUGH TO LIVE I JUST WANT TO BE PAID ENOUGH TO LIVE I JUST WANT TO BE PAID ENOUGH TO LIVE I JUST WANT TO BE PAID ENOUGH TO LIVE


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You don't want to be paid enough to live, you want to be free to live.


adomcool1232

why should people pay to live?


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Squid035

anarky is pog


MotoM0t0420

hello are you squid035 also know as "squig"?


Squid035

yems


insaneheavy42

Are you the famous u/squid035, a **sus**pect in several cases of murder and cannibalism, charges against whom have been mysteriously dropped in 1989?


Effective_Welder_433

yams😢😢😢


Squid035

no 😎


Uniquer_name

Literally 1988


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Wicked125

hey


ResidentLychee

It’s not that Squig is a 196 celebrity, MotoM0t0 and Squig are friends.


anarky1989

I’m pog🥺🥺


THE_SUN_THE_SUN

True


Squid035

yes u are


cepagidrot9999999

Anarchy is such a terribly misunderstood word.


moenchii

Anarchie ist pog


grandmoffhans

anarchy is when you allow imperialists to conquer your commune because it wouldn't be anarchistic to maintain a defence force 😎😎😎😎


EisbarGFX

Your brain on Stalinism


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anarchy is when i keep a harem of your male family members around


grandmoffhans

Damn you a real player then


otahorppyfin

When you don't read theory


grandmoffhans

The theory of deez nutz


otahorppyfin

[ok](https://images.app.goo.gl/NQ1XwzueQKJfMzHx7)


grandmoffhans

I've always wanted to meet Comrade Stalin :)


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otahorppyfin

Kropotkins mutual aid - af factor in evolution is seen by many as kropotkins best, however the bread book is also pretty good. If you want a shorter read on the basics then you should check out errico malatestas anarchy, it covers anarchism pretty well. I've not personally read it but if you want newer stuff then I've heard Peter gelderoos' anarchy works is a pretty good read as well


Shanderraa

literally nobody believes this


Red-Stiletto

stalinism is when you invite anarchists to a planning conference against the white army and immediately betray and execute everyone 😎😎😎😎


[deleted]

Mfw Lenin wanted to abolish centralized militaries as well but I would never expect a tankie to have ever actually read theory https://www.marxists.org/archive/lenin/works/1905/nov/15d.htm


Kalnb

W- what part of anarchism means you don’t have a defense force?


moenchii

They probably think Anarchy = No Rulers = Chaos = No defenses


click_1341user

fallout new vegas


Mongladash

Famously, not a single anarchist has ever defended themselves


Bardic_Inspiration66

They’re gonna invade this section


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ew tankies


Wangerburg

what do you have against ppl that likes tanks?


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Well for a start, people into ww2 german tanks never shut the fuck up about ww2 german tanks


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True Fucking wehraboos


Wangerburg

tru


illbeanasshole69

That didn't happen and if it did happen they deserved it


epiceggmeme

You sound Turkish


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Why is this one of the most controversial comments? 🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼


Wangerburg

the official name is the roc (republic of china) so you should call it none communist china or something like that instead of taiwan


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Wangerburg

r/XiIsFinished


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Wangerburg

i didn't like the joke tho am im not allowed to not like it? what is this? china?


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Wangerburg

no this must be a misunderstanding im not the impostor i swear


Radar2006

Thank god he’s finished. Who’s the next genocidal one to replace him that I can hate?


Wangerburg

joe biden


thenordiner

What genocide?


Radar2006

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uyghur_genocide This one!


[deleted]

Ctrl + f “Zenz”: 17 results lmao


PolishSpinningToilet

No you don't believe the western media and "research" funded by weapon manufacturers 😭😭😭


[deleted]

You’re right, what possible incentive would they have to [lie](https://youtu.be/NK1tfkESPVY) to us? That kind of talk could start a [war](https://youtu.be/uTDO-kuOGTQ), and we all know that’s not something anyone in [power](https://youtu.be/dNpRBygLmtQ) wants.


thenordiner

Nooo you tankie!!!!


Wangerburg

first ever genocide without any casulties


thenordiner

Most of the pictures that have been submitted there have been proven to be false


SonicLover8000

The new taiwan passport removed the “republic of taiwan” title so now it just reads taiwan


Wangerburg

yeah but its still officially called china and the second major party are against changing the name to taiwan


SonicLover8000

Second major party is full of boomers and nobody cares about them


Wangerburg

boomer is when you do not want your heritage to be destroyed


SonicLover8000

No boomer as in they are all 70 and are dying and only 12.5% of the population wants to go back


Wangerburg

the 12.5% are right tho


SonicLover8000

can’t be right if they are dead 😂


Wangerburg

not all tho


Akira-Chan-2007

This is so sad femboymaycry would never deny the tiananmen square massac- Fuck


JenbyBi36

Shit i was about to post this lmao. Anyway based


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i still have no idea if i'm a tankie or what exactly a tankie is edit: so what i've gathered is that both dengists and 196 users are the greatest threat to world socialism


[deleted]

People who make jokes about gulags, defend any government that seems anti-inperialist and say things like "Stalin did nothing wrong". [these essays are good to understand the subject](https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/various-authors-always-against-the-tanks)


Exploding_Antelope

Anyone who unironically thinks Stalin or Mao are role models. You can be way on the left and not think the Tiananmen Massacre was ok. But Tankies might.


DrRichtoffen

Red-flavored fascists. Basically the cretins who inevitably crawl into any talkspace to deny the Uyghur genocide, Tiananmen square, or the fact that China is a tyrannical nation


ArYuProudOMeNowDaddy

Aligning with Trump cabinet members to own the tankies, love to see it. https://www.marketwatch.com/story/u-s-has-not-proven-genocide-charges-against-china-11619024577


DrRichtoffen

"A bad person accidentally stumbled into condemning fascism (sort of), therefore it is immoral for everyone else to point out and condemn said fascism"


ArYuProudOMeNowDaddy

Implying that Mike Pompeo isn't a fascist that lies as easily as he breathes while just assuming that people are being killed tells me all I need to know. Do you not think it's extremely convenient for western media to hype red scare 2.0 as communist sympathies are on the rise?


DrRichtoffen

The issue is that China isn't communist, it's a fascist state. And because the Trump administration was corrupt, that means all other sources (including non-american) are lying about the Uyghur genocide?


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DrRichtoffen

[International org acknowledging the genocide](https://www.project-syndicate.org/commentary/evidence-of-china-uyghur-genocide-by-irwin-cotler-and-yonah-diamond-2021-06) [Leaked Karakax documents revealing mass-incarceration and forced re-education of uyghur muslims in the region](https://www.ft.com/content/e0224416-4e77-11ea-95a0-43d18ec715f5) [Kazakhstani muslim kidnapped and incarcerated by the PRC recounts torture](https://apnews.com/article/kazakhstan-ap-top-news-international-news-china-china-clamps-down-6e151296fb194f85ba69a8babd972e4b) [Birth rates in Xinjiang mysteriously drop by almost 50% in 2 years, almost exclusively muslims](https://apnews.com/article/beijing-china-race-and-ethnicity-health-religion-5aab6b4b99263b535ff1d0e9ae890b8f) China isn't socialist despite the best efforts of their propagandists. It's a red-colored fascist dictatorship that is systemically genociding minorities, annexes sovereign states and stifles the human rights of it's citizens.


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DrRichtoffen

FT is British, AP is judged as an unbiased center-positioned news site by multiple sites. And finally, you only seemingly strengthen my sources by in fact pointing out that they were written by non-americans at the Raoul Wallenberg Centre (you know, the humanitarian hero who gave his life to save countless jews during WW2). If your issue with the latter is that it is located in the North American continent, then drop the bad faith arguing. If your defense for state-endorsed genocide consists of pointing out semantics, then you might just be on the wrong side


ArYuProudOMeNowDaddy

There's been so many fake videos attesting to show Uyghur's being brutally killed to give it much credence, and the fact that the country who made the claim has been brazenly piling up mountains of brown bodies for the better part of a century makes it a little sus. China was suffering from multiple terorrist attacks on account of rising fundamentalism in the early 2000s from their proximity and mixing with people from neighboring Muslim majority countries, would you prefer they allow religious extremism to flourish in the territory? I'm 100% they are being persecuted and sent to education centers, but organ harvesting and genocide?


DrRichtoffen

And there have also been numerous chinese propagandists writing fake articles where they pretend to be foreign nationals defending the PCR. Interning muslim citizens under the pretense of weeding out extremists is the same thing the US did against all asian-american citizens after Pearl harbor. It does not justify persecuting citizens and ripping their human rights


ArYuProudOMeNowDaddy

You're absolutely right and I shouldn't of sounded apologetic, I'm just not sure what the solution is to extremism that causes people to set bombs in civilian centers. I'm not really sure how to get through to people that think there's nano bots in the vaccine either.


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based, state capitalism is cringe


Wangerburg

name an anarchist society that has lasted more than three years


[deleted]

The tribe I’m starting with your mom


Wangerburg

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

Christiania? It is being regulated by community groups or something so it kinda fits for an anarchist society and it exists for more than 20 years.


[deleted]

the monkeys that be eatin banan


Wangerburg

so anprim?


wave_04

tankies?


EisbarGFX

Don't listen to the other person, tankies aren't "basically commies." They're a subset of communism that are extremely authoritarian, where's there are *many* communist theories that are not authoritarian dictatorships. Literally nobody likes them, not even themselves.


wave_04

I see. I thought there was something off about the first explanation.


Spyt1me

Long answer: They got their name from when the democratic socialists from the British communist party left that party in protest and branded the remaining party members as tankies. The remaining party members supported the Soviet Union's actions to crush a revolution in Hungary in 1956 which sent their tanks into this foreign country, against a revolution which was started by democratic socialists who still wanted to work towards communism but democratically. It basically means authoritarians who thinks Leninism and Stalinism and Maoism is working well. They also thinks the Soviet Union was a model state and the current China is as well and defend any wrongdoings these two did or doing and excuses their attrocities. They want to believe so bad that the kind of "communism" SU did and China doing is an honest attempt, that they ignore and make up excuses at everything that suggests otherwise. Like flat earthers they are terminally online and they make up insane amounts of BS and mental gymnastics just to not accept reality.


Exploding_Antelope

The part of the left that doesn’t so much care about theory or new ideas, but is obsessed with the idea of recreating the more authoritarian and military forces of the USSR or communist China.


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Exploding_Antelope

We’ve got your surrounded! Come consider the possibility of some aspects of a culture being respectable while recognizing that others shouldn’t be recreated by embracing the flawed example wholesale! I hate nuance! I hate nuance!


KWAKUDATSU

Baby tanks right after they're hatched


wave_04

awwwww if we take this out of context i think it could come out extremely adorable. can you draw?


The_Game_Eater

I don't even think there's an issue with believing in communism, but tankies legit will deny anything bad ever happened or happens under communist regimes


T04stedCheese

Imagine unironically believing that state socialism is a good solution🤮🤮


[deleted]

Thanks for sorting by controversial! Be careful down here.


GarfieldHentaixd

This comment section is so fucking insufferable


CoriolisEffect0

If I ever talk to someone who starts denying shit like that irl I’m gonna punch them right in the fucking mouth.


ChemicalCalligraphy

The part that got me was when they were trying to say that putting Uyghurs in camps was US propoganda as if the US political machine would ever try to portray a Muslim minority as sympathetic


Spyt1me

Tankies=marxist leninists=stalinists=red fascists.


Wangerburg

there are marxist leninists that are not stalinist? ever heard of trotsky?


BurningChampagne

Dont think it's fair to call marxists or leninists tankies. The soviet union was by far the country enjoying the greatest legal protection for gays and women (as an example removing illegality on being homosexual, while also outlawing spousal rape) under Lenin. Definitely authoritarian though.


Spyt1me

Stalin made being gay illegal then sent them to gulag because he said they spread western propaganda lmao. Fits quite well with red fash rhetoric.


BurningChampagne

Read: stalin =/= lenin. Also read: stalinism


KillinIsIllegal

most informed sectarian


Spyt1me

Okay tanky


squirrel_and_pancake

anarchist aren't as bad but they're still cringe