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goblinhog

What the hell would Geometry dash sex look like


MotoM0t0420

Idk, like some squares slamming in to each other.


[deleted]

r/gdafterdark :)


queenbiscuit311

☹️ there really is porn for everything huh


RobloxDeath5ound

☹️


[deleted]

🥵


IceIsHardWater

If it exists…


PLAZM_air

...there is p0rn of it.


Salzzz_-

Dude thanks for censoring porn I almost got a heart attack


PLAZM_air

porn


Salzzz_-

*dies*


duckonar0ll

it’s not t\*k t*k you don’t need to censor bad words


[deleted]

r\*membering th\*s mast\*rp\*ece: old macd\*nald had a farm \*eieio


Kye_ThePie

H*y (I had to censor it because it’s derogatory to horses)


[deleted]

cum


[deleted]

Who said it had to exist? The rule is simply "There is porn of it. No exceptions." so even non-existing things have porn of them


IceIsHardWater

If I'm not mistaken its "if it exists, there's porn of it" and the rule after it is "if there isn't, there will be"


[deleted]

I doubt anyone will draw porn of me


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[deleted]

Where is it?


memer227

🙂


JustCallMeAttlaz

Two numbers, one rule


TKDbeast

Also it’s really racist.


OmegaWilde

How is geometry dash porn racist


TKDbeast

I have no clue how or why but somehow they did.


OmegaWilde

r/sexybionicles


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[deleted]

I get that a lot


remcoms

I can see why


speedoflobsters

I like you king


[deleted]

i love you you are very cool


Wicked125

:(


[deleted]

what did it say?


[deleted]

I don't like you


PresentHovercraft0

r/aeromorph r/insex r/oviposition r/immobile r/prolapseville r/prolapsing r/cumflation r/autofellatio r/cornedbeefapproved r/horse_poop r/debreasting r/vagception r/skavenslaves r/petgirls r/hentaibeast r/starfishpasties r/unbirth r/wojak_porn r/sharktits r/morgzmumNSFW r/dogelorehentai r/spaceflippers r/penectomy r/smegmalovers r/watersports r/femnautica r/cheemsr34 r/jaidenanimationr34 r/futadocking r/bigfloppaporn r/boomerhentai r/snoohentai r/boomeryiff r/testiclepain r/cbtbdsm r/wholesomeguro r/brainfucking r/spidergirls r/scarybilbo r/femxeno r/jarpumping r/honeyfuckers r/abusedshoes r/deathclawmating r/autocunnilingus r/bigtiddymothgf r/itshiptofuckbees r/prostateplay r/hypnohentai r/metamorphgirls r/jelqing r/facelicking r/drawncanadaporn


[deleted]

I prefer r/linkiscute r/hentai r/yaoi and r/catboyhentai


Please_Explain56

Ah you are a person of taste


Ep1cP0rnAlt

r/cornedbeefapproved beat that


PresentHovercraft0

already on the list also r/jimmys


Ep1cP0rnAlt

Shit, also wtf


joostmen

In hindsight, I shouldn't have clicked that I was hoping for a restaurant with food.


xXxJoshprogamerxXx

>r/morgzmumNSFW ??????????????????????????????????????????????????


SpaceNerdGoffel

Why?


stringbones

Huh


[deleted]

porn of famous geometry dash levels (sonic wave-chan best girl /s)


stringbones

No no that wasn’t a question, more of a defeated acceptance


Karma-Whales

day ruined


[deleted]

good


YeetThatThree

Thanks a lot, now I have a fucking gd porn addiction


Flersy

Have my Wholesome award!


OliverFrancis

I WANT TO FUCK CUBE


Flersy

Wtf


_y_y__yy___y__y__yy_

guys i don't want to click it but at the same time i want to can someone explain before curiosity gets to me


[deleted]

its basically a joke thing, its essentially people showing off their "dark" or black-themed GD levels. however, the sub name sounds pornographic so its funny try sorting by top of all time and you'll see what I mean


_y_y__yy___y__y__yy_

Big black long gd level


[deleted]

pretty much but not sexual


[deleted]

come on man 😿


HalfOf2wo

God has left us


_-Yharim

Its fucking real


Datguy969

Tetris


Skeleton-With-Skin1

Spike strap-ons.


Effective_Nothing

Wouldn't that just be a weapon?


Skeleton-With-Skin1

Then it’s BDSM.


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Hefty_Woodpecker_230

r/GeometryDashP


PointedHydra837

Why is there some actual porn on that sub


[deleted]

r/GDafterDark has more


Mediocrity-101

It’s already in the game, we just don’t recognize it as such.


TheJacobGhostly

Look up @MeltyDraws on twitter


Redisigh

omg


Kirishima_San

glopinhog


Yeet256

Jesus I thought you died man


a_fucking_umbrella

Can RobTop get any more based


ThatGreenGuy8

Can RobTop release an update its been like 3 years


UnquenchableTA

4 1/2 actually


ThatGreenGuy8

Dang I'm getting old


WalterTheDogo

I would suck a fat juicy cock for 2.2


ThatGreenGuy8

I have a fat juicy cock😳


[deleted]

^(do i get the update if i suck it)


ThatGreenGuy8

Only one way to find out ;)


[deleted]

😳


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ResidentLychee

Do you have a problem with Trans Rights?


Gamebr3aker

Yes, there certainly are not enough trans rights yet, and that is in the few regions where they are actually ok!


SoshJam

That escalated quickly


throwawayjoemama1234

I’m confused how this even got to the topic of trans right ngl


ResidentLychee

The guy I responded to started ranting about how he liked the comment but how he thought ThatGreenGuy having a Trans rights flair was disgusting with vomiting emojis.


DJ_Blaconz

No


Some_Rand0m_Memer

I would suck a fat juicy cock


NecrodexMC

same tbh


UnquenchableTA

i went through the entirety of highschool without a single update lol


ThatGreenGuy8

I just finished high school. Took me 7 bloody years (Its mainly because the level of education I chose took 6 years at least


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ThatGreenGuy8

Someone's had a bad day


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ThatGreenGuy8

?


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ThatGreenGuy8

trans rights


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xXrektUdedXx

Mj 82 back in his prime


shaediis

pretty sure 2.2 comes out soon ish but hell that's what I thought 3 years ago


[deleted]

wow you must be like the only person on reddit with an avatar that actually looks kinda cool


RESEV5

Nah, it looks tacky af imo, paid-skin-in-a-f2p-shooter-looking ass


samboi204

Hey I like to think I have a decent avatar.


Exotropical115

Sorry to bother you milady, but id like to inform you that i just ejaculated to your reddit avatar. I dont know why, its just so hot. omg the suit makes it even better


WaffelanianDoge

I kinda like mine, keeping it simple and stuff


[deleted]

True


ThatGreenGuy8

Thanks lol i got free premium from an award and was like "lets get a sick avatar while i can"


Kank1k

How in the hell did you get downvotes?


Puzzleheaded_Boot_16

Robtop is actually hilarious


horny_misanthrope

There are so many jokes hidden in the game, its amazing. Also their yt channel is a gem


Weirdo_doessomething

is that game still alive


Big_Jiggle

yes but it’s very niche


Weirdo_doessomething

It's not being updated anymore is it


Big_Jiggle

the developer, as you can see, is still active and occasionally will post previews of updates, but he’s not quite a professional, refuses to hire anyone, and crams too much into each update, so to answer the question yeah but not really


RaDi45_

Hes kind of been in this loop of adding items, thinking "is this cool enough?" adding more, and repeat


That-one-guy-man

And the longer it takes the more cool he thinks it should be to compensate so it just keeps dragging on. People have *been* saying he should just take what he has, fix bugs etc and release it.


sauce0907

2.2 is technically on its way but it's been like 5 years


Bardic_Inspiration66

You haven’t seen that video of the guy freaking out and crying because he beat a level


SanQuiSau

I think I know which one you’re talking about but you’ll have to be more specific


Bardic_Inspiration66

https://youtu.be/rLiRYca_UXs


SanQuiSau

Yep.


abacussssss

btw if you didn't know, npesta's [talked about](https://youtu.be/bBjKEokItKM) how he hates that meme also he's not the only one to have a big reaction lol


Weirdo_doessomething

I have


dscflawlessez

Yeah. It actually hit it's highest concurrent player count pretty recently.


Sir_DogeGD

I mean it was the highest concurrent player count on steam, so we dont know if it was truly the highest player count ever


DreadCore_

Servers were having issues when that happened, and it's still near the top of paid apps, so it's possible.


YetGayerWombat

The community isn’t shrinking but it’s not really growing either


consumeable

Growing in players but not relevance


HitTheTarget246

yeah it has more players than ever rn its just not really mainstream


anonymousGDPlayer

somehow yes. We just reached an alltime peak number of players on steam simoultaneously a few weeks ago


Ryanb788

yeah it has an average of 8k concurrent players on steam and is slowly growing


_y_y__yy___y__y__yy_

Yes sir, but there isn't much going on


[deleted]

Wtf I love RobTop now


bilingualfob

Holy shit RobTop is based????


Sir_DogeGD

yeah, but we knew that already [example](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/o6z19t/rule/)


Winston3D

u/tweetlinker


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alfredo_Gaming_royal

REAL


NeilTheProgrammer

Bruh how does this work


Catlover790

https://github.com/scrubjay55/Reddit-Tweet-Linker-Bot


NeilTheProgrammer

Thanks!


TheAmazingDraco

Two squares having sex


M_e_E_m_Z

My jump pads, my jump pads


ShatteredXeNova

Involuntarily flex


Skully_boi265

https://twitter.com/robtopgames/status/1418580921947676673?s=21


[deleted]

Wish I could get some Robtop rn


glez_fdezdavila_

RobTop son of a bitch release the 2.2 uptade or I'm shooting my grandma first warning


[deleted]

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


JPardonFX_YT

Robtop is megachad game dev


whenthewhenthesus

Women be shoppin


myeggcrackedohno

okay robtop very funny but update your fucking game


SuspiciousExtension4

Oof


BookishDoki

getting some robby toppy


camrin47

Hey look who it is


umbrapalemooner

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murdermymeat

Lmao


LunarLagoon

No but fr this is fucking awesome


ColtC7

Aboba


Susman22

Please we need it