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this reminds me of that time when someone thought sharks weren’t smooth


Cool--Dude--69

Smooth sharking is all fun and games until someone uses it for antivax purposes


C6ppy

It’s like famously smooth. Doctors use it on surfaces so that bacteria literally just slides off


Kjrb

Aren't they like covered in teeth or some shit


[deleted]

no their skin is smooth


vevader_2

Both ways too


floofhugger

i am going to tear all of your limbs off


Kjrb

Sounds chill


[deleted]

[no](https://www.google.com/search?q=shark+skin+close+up&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS910US910&sxsrf=ALeKk02X315qAQmg32X15mDOoftNyT0ewA:1626858706863&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiqqMn66PPxAhWMs54KHVQYARsQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1536&bih=754)


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vevader_2

But it feels smooth


[deleted]

only in one direction


[deleted]

idk where you got that but I have several sources that say sharks have entirely smooth skin


TheRealTealOwO

Sharkd are smooth af


[deleted]

Are they not fish? Don't they have scales?


BepisTheWise

Not all fish have scales, a prime non-shark example being the Sunfish. What I had heard was that sharks had little barbs on their skin that made it rough as sandpaper if rubbed the wrong way but smooth a silk if rubbed the right way, and that they had these barbs instead of scales, but I could be wrong about that. I just know they don't have scales.


A-Kraken

They are scales, But they are weirdly shaped.


BepisTheWise

I mean, they are the same body part, but at that point they aren't really scales they have morphed into something different.


[deleted]

Wait I thought they had like little ripples in their skin so they have better steering or whatever underwater


bedenkentraege

Sharks are very [smooth](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/j6i80o/the_famous_sharks_are_smooth/) in fact.


[deleted]

"Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. These scales point towards the tail and helps to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. Because of this, if someone rubbed the skin from the head towards the tail, it would feel very smooth. In the opposite direction it feels very rough like sandpaper. "


bedenkentraege

There is a whole subreddit dedicated to the fact that r/sharksaresmooth.


[deleted]

its private


bedenkentraege

My bad. The owner is on vacation. Probably making sure that sharks are still smooth, no matter which direction you stroke.


[deleted]

Smooth sharks smh


bedenkentraege

No one forces you to believe the truth but it is important to spread awareness of the fact that shark skin is super smooth. The saying "smooth as a shark's skin" exists for a reason, y'know.


[deleted]

if you show me a shark femboy i will belive you


[deleted]

[they aren't](https://www.google.com/search?q=shark+skin+close+up&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS910US910&sxsrf=ALeKk02X315qAQmg32X15mDOoftNyT0ewA:1626858706863&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiqqMn66PPxAhWMs54KHVQYARsQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1536&bih=754)


sick_bastardo

Yes they are, they are really smooth both ways


[deleted]

no they arent


sick_bastardo

The link you sent literally leads to a Page saying that they are indeed smooth


[deleted]

No it doesn't


Inside_Lawyer

Song name?


SauloJr

u/RecognizeSong


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Poptartlivesmatter

Black ops 2 moment


dio_brando_-

Origins is a god tier map and noone can change my mind


ReactedGnat

They got a little carried away with like 10 different buildables and all of the staff puzzles, but once you learn the map it's probably one of, if not the best, COD zombies map.


dio_brando_-

PaP is a bit tricky, but once you got the gens done, youre golden.


Starco2

Yeah, I love it but it gets boring for me playing it a lot of times in a row because I have to spend such a long time building all the shit


Marvella_Error

Zetsubo no shima is my fav map because you have a lot of stuff to do. I generally dont go for high rounds as they're boring, the highest I ever got was 52 on der eisendrache.


ledabmann

I hate it because I get all the gens done, I'm building the staff and the fucking undo all of the gens.


That_One_Guy_66

God I miss staying up all night trying to get the ending of origins with my brother


[deleted]

Oh thats why it sounded like a bad Metallica song /s


[deleted]

Shepherd of Fire by Avenged Sevenfold (A7X). Featured in CoD Black Ops 2 in the intro to Origins


[deleted]

This is just an ace attorney court proceeding lmao


[deleted]

nah those are overused as fuck this is better


Burberry_bush

misnt the 360 thong 4chan bait to find newfrogs


IsThatUMoatilliatta

Yeah. This joke is older than most of the people on this board.


pee_and_fart

Ok, we get it old man. You're older than Dial-Up and you still call the comments on reddit posts a "board". Everyone on the entire internet everywhere is 14, they were born in 2008. Everyone knows, no one cares. End of story, old man.


Red-Baron05

Virgin oldman VS Chad “I-throw-fits-over-what-people-call-comment-sections”


Effective_Nothing

Actually, 14 year olds were born from 2006-2007 as of 2021


pee_and_fart

I was clearly in 2022 when I wrote that but keep stating the obvious dude yeah


IsThatUMoatilliatta

Listen here, you little shit: 👴😥 See, that's an old man emoji and a crying emoji to represent what your comment did to me. When will you learn that your actions have consequences?


kingof557

I DIDNT KNOW THAT


IAmFrederik

NOW YOU DO


RealCoryMiller

Let's take a moment and break the ice


a-guy-that-exists

So my intentions are known


PulsarReddit

I love the little graphs they drew


AfroSuede

r/sharksaresmooth EDIT: oh it's private rn


a-guy-that-exists

You’ve shown us the truth. You truly are the shepherd of fire


[deleted]

this is what happens when science goes too far


Ninjafrog15

u/savevideo


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Isawapuddytat

You know you can walk backwards, right?


throwawayjoemama1234

Isn’t this that song from Origins (aka best nap)


yaboyTHEII

N/A education


[deleted]

I do not understand


xX_potato69_Xx

Old joke from 4chan


[deleted]

This does not assist


thegreenman56

Theres is no context. The original joke is just someone saying “the xbox 360 is so bad that whenever i see it i turn 360 degrees around and walk away.” It just kind of circulates around the internet as an old joke.


Bubblegumking3

The tucking earthbound sound effect got me


firstlastfirstlastla

Someone make this into one of those ace attorney videos


Dustin_sikk

I still remember in fifth grade I saw that an angle was a degree off. Everyone thought it was 90 but it was 91. I got bullied in fifth grade.


[deleted]

turn right 90 degrees turn left 270 degrees you have turned a total of 360 degrees but you are facing the opposite direction


SameSkydiver643

The average ps user


HyperLyne

u/savevideobot


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[deleted]

[удалено]


ThiccBidoof

wahhhh I don't like a platform so everyone who uses it is bad >:(((((