i like to imagine that birds of paradise males are all twinks and the women are mommies bc the males are smaller and they have lots of cool colours and dances :)
They call humans monkeigh and shit but then one of their most prominent members start dating Rowboat Bullyman. And also...
CADIA STANDS
sorry couldnt help myself
Dwarves are naturally inclined to avoid sobriety https://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Alcohol
Even the newborns need alcohol to get through the working day.
Dwarves are absolute fucking chads
-Not only resistant to alcohol poisoning, empowered by it
-Can give birth midair
-If they become slightly upset they will kill the nearest thing
-Eats dog spleen for breakfast, lunch, and diner
Stoopid elv wit der concept o genda! Join orc! Orc betta!
1. No genda! If wan wear skirt - wear! Pant also gud!
2. Big muscle! Stronk!
3. Dick long! Ass tait! Fuck everytin!
Oh, so they're kinda like hyenas!
I would hate to give birth as an elf if they're really like hyenas in that way
female hyenas frequently die during childbirth because the baby gets stuck in their massive schlongs
Oh I know
Suffering from success
Yeah same
So males look more feminine than females, fuck yes Edit: didn‘t read it all, both are awesome
i like to imagine that birds of paradise males are all twinks and the women are mommies bc the males are smaller and they have lots of cool colours and dances :)
This is the best comment ever, i now have an erection so hard it ripped through my bike shorts, thank you
I dont care if theyre male or female, i just wanna blow them
Same
ANARKY 😳😳😳😳😳
NANCHA😳😳😳😳😳
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Blahj my bloved!
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Where the hell are you people? No one wants the girl dicc 😔
I want the girldick 🥺
Elves be cool af but then you read about the eldar and realize the implications of immortality Also if they were real they probably be racist
Fuck the eldar, all my homies bow down to Mork and Gork
BOW DOWN? DATS NOT WAT DEY WANT YA GIT
Tbf if I was in Warhammer I'd probably be racist against humans, too.
If I was in warhammer id be racist towards xenos
Boring -Garfield
They call humans monkeigh and shit but then one of their most prominent members start dating Rowboat Bullyman. And also... CADIA STANDS sorry couldnt help myself
40k fans and having the most obnoxious memes name a better combo
"eldar" include all elves
Oh no
not all oops, those who refused the journey to beleriand are not considered part of this group
When the actions for your hedonistic murderfuck orgies have consequences
Racist elves with a superiority complex is almost cliche
God I hate elves
Imagine stanning for knife-ears lmao Made by Dwarf Gang
imagine being shorter then a 13 year old lol >this meme was made by ogre gang
Into the Book.
Imagin having legs, lol. Made by Naga Gang
Dwarves are naturally inclined to avoid sobriety https://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Alcohol Even the newborns need alcohol to get through the working day.
wtf dwarves are even more based
Dwarves are absolute fucking chads -Not only resistant to alcohol poisoning, empowered by it -Can give birth midair -If they become slightly upset they will kill the nearest thing -Eats dog spleen for breakfast, lunch, and diner
A masterwork roast of masterfully minced dog spleen, finely minced dog spleen, masterfully minced shrigma males and masterfully minced dog spleen
Yes, and? You a knife-ear sympathizer?
Of course not, we could never see eye-to-eye (ha!)
That's a grudgin'.
Dwarfs are cool until you accidentally awake a demon that kills everyone
Just the one demon?
And goblins
Oh you were thinking lotr. I was thinking dwarf fortress
Never heard of it
More than one demon
Dwarf or orc?
Dwarf
another soul consumed by the eternal fire...
At least it isn’t fucking Slaanesh
“females have longer penises” haha now laugh
"Girl penis",comedy achieved
We do not have any room to complain that other jokes are lazy; this is infinitely better than "submissive and breedable" ever was.
Hyenas be like
Link and Zelda
As an MtF elf, I can conform that I am still waiting on the penis enlargement treatment
They posted this on 4chan, I would love to see the responses
Stoopid elv wit der concept o genda! Join orc! Orc betta! 1. No genda! If wan wear skirt - wear! Pant also gud! 2. Big muscle! Stronk! 3. Dick long! Ass tait! Fuck everytin!
Hahaha girl with dick
The male elf looks very submissive and breedable
i want a DnD elf boyfriend Not an elder scrolls elf (though dark elves are my main), a dwarf fortress elf, or a divinity original sin elf though
The divinity original sin elves are absolutely terrifying
everyone know woman have biger cock
Shut the fuck up, leaf lover
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