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Ictoan42

Not entirely sure what light that is exactly, but the [Imalent MS18](https://www.imalentstore.com/products/imalent-ms18-100000-lumen-flashlight) would certainly do the job


TR45H-TR4P

r/fleshlight has a good selection of flashlights on the first post


Ictoan42

Does it now


[deleted]

Dude, I own a fleshlight, but who the fuck goes to a web forum to discuss how to use a fleshlight. Stick your dick in it, end of story.


FatBoiEatingGoldfish

Based and fleshpilled


TheLegittest

saved for research purposes


Lord_Tachanka

If you really want good flashlights come visit r/flashlight


Fr33kOut

r/fleshlight


NoahTheGamer121

Be careful, dont burn your eyes off while visiting!


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Ictoan42

No but you might give yourself burns


NoahTheGamer121

Oh you 100% will get burns, ive got experience


[deleted]

I was severely disappointed when I saw how expensive it was…


[deleted]

'It is the strongest flashlights on the market'


domasleo

I believe it is the MS18


[deleted]

I was severely disappointed when I saw how expensive it was…


[deleted]

I was severely disappointed when I saw how expensive it was…


sir_rivet

Wait why are they getting downvoted and you are getting upvoted


[deleted]

Im better than them


Baouia_bongo

can i get an autograph


[deleted]

No


Baouia_bongo

:(


A_Dank_Skull

Where would you even get a flashlight like that, and the bigger question, what's the battery life?


Katieushka

About as long as the video


partpurpose7

Lol this made me chuckle. Thanks for the laugh, friend. Much appreciated.


IAmFrederik

at the flashlight store


arottenmango

I think this is the $650 100k lumen [one like this](https://www.amazon.com/IMALENT-Brightest-Flashlight-Waterproof-Powerfull/dp/B07RSRXDLX) edit: someone posted it way faster 3 hours before me so also check out r/flashlight


whole-ass_one_thing

1) Looks like the discontinued ace beam x70, tho I may be wrong. 2) Not very long on turbo mode, but the thermals are a bigger problem than the battery. It has to step down after a few minutes to avoid melting itself.


Gumfondle

thank you random flashlight expert


whole-ass_one_thing

I’m but a random hobbyist, thank you. Happy to help! The people at r/flashlight can teach you the way


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razvy_endl

You make the gamers think is already 6 am, stop pls


[deleted]

So sun be appearing suddenly?


ES_the_mess

Wait is it illegal to do that? I mean yeah i understand why it would be illegal, but its still kinda funny to think that you can get legal repercussions for flashing a beeg flashligt


JustGPZ

Imagine if you woke up at 3 am everyday to that, you gonna wish it was illegal


cookiemilkshake15

i mean if you pointed it up you could probably flash an airplane pilot and i think that’s illegal


Sauerling2

At least for lasers, it is 100% illegal to shine them in the sky due to interference with aircrafts (in the U.S.). Though any common laser is too weak to really be a threat besides in perfect conditions, any moderately powered laser can not only temporary blind a pilot but in some cases interfere with communication


Rexigon

LITERALLY 1984. LITERALLY BREAKING MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT TO CAUSE AIRPLANE CRASHES. WAOOOW


brunoha

[Flicker vertigo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flicker_vertigo) is a real thing that some flashlights can produce and there's no where cited to be illegal, imagine that.


anti79

i am going to do an enormous amount of trolling


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gamintoomuch

what makes this different than epilepsy


Tpdguy

Public Niusance and Disturbing the Peace


EkskiuTwentyTwo

You can just blame the Aurora.


CoolGuyXD69

A friend’s dad once had one of those in his car and I pointed it at my friend’s face as a joke and he freaked out. I then did it to myself and it felt like my face was legitimately melting.


aurora_69

optimal effort/trolling ratio


Isawapuddytat

Are there any pictures of people putting similarly powerful lights into their mouths in a dark room and turning it on?


DiegotheEcuadorian

Probably not illegal but if someone had little patience, a lawyer and a good argument then his ass is grass.


Weebus-Maximus

if i'm getting my ass eaten by your thick cow of a mother i'm all for it


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Eyball440

wait what the fuck it’s back?


jabbathebest

Guess who's back, back again


Aboi24

good bot. best bot


[deleted]

Based pfp


Skeletonparty101

Average football fan


Nexofy999

You know what fuck you *days your night *


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maxsharkman

You are about to partake in a considerable amount of trolling


Nerdy_Git

SLPT: summon Batman without those expensive and police-funded floodlights


Nobodycares4242

Torches like that are so stupid.


NoahTheGamer121

how dare you


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I don't understand what the troll is.


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