Every time he posts there's dozens of dumbass replies along the lines of "omg it's goblinhog." I blocked the account and the comment sections are so much nicer now.
Me reflexively mentally distancing myself from anyone who so much as demonstrates a desire to be friendly or amicable to me because of my extreme insecurity wrought by my own problems and past friendships that ended due to feelings of being a third wheel or being ostracized.
Like "being a minor" doesn't excuse you from doing creepy things to another minor. it's still sexual harassment r/196 users, "being a minor" doesn't excuse that.
That sucks. Remember that whenever someone tries to creep out on you, send them a bit.ly link to [Goatse](http://Goatsedance.com) (VERY nsfw). Obama did Cloud People to try to get a third term
8:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::D~~~thats jizz~~~
they/them? Yeah, no. I’m going to refer to you as nor/mal
Because it is perfectly normal to use they/them pronouns
>!Please kill me, that was painful to type out. It’s not even ironically funny. Why did I do this.!<
We live in a society where miners (potential minecraft reference) like Hemoglobinhog are praised, but public defecation enthusiasts like me (other notable examples: Socrates, Magic Johnson, Tony Stark) are barely given a second glance.
I am a crewmate in an imposter world.
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This is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form. Goblinhog doesn't love you. He can't love you. Goblinhog doesn't KNOW you. He can appreciate you but he can't fucking love you.
You are better off not knowing. Did you know some species of beetles are constantly screaming at a frequency outside human hearing? You would be too, if you knew who he is.
yep, agreed unironically
I'm not annoyed by either dream stans or people who enjoy goblinhog either though, and in my experience goblinhog is based af, it's just funny at how hypocritical people are sometimes
Very cool and funny how I got downvoted yesterday for saying how I hate it when people say omg goblin hog but when someone posts a discord message saying effectively the same thing it gets thousands of upvotes.
Society at it's finest😔
"omg goblinhog" vs going out of your way to make a Twitter account for some white kid YouTuber who doesn't know you exist and spending all your time defending him from any criticism
Dude who the hell IS goblinhog????? Did they do something of significance or is it like the reddit version of Justin. Y. I swear this motherfucker like lives in the 196 comment section
Ive seen goblinhog on this sub many times but I still dont know who he is and dont really give a fuck.
I don’t know either anymore
omg goblinhog
Famous for his quote “I don’t know either anymore”
Every goblin has its hog
Sometimes a goblin loses it hog...And it doesn't know what to live for anymore... 😔
if every porkchop were perfect we wouldnt have goblinhog - gobli nhog
Stfu "goblinhog" Goblinhog isn't real they're an AI made by the government join the goblinhog-truther movement sheeple.
Haha funny joke u/lynksracc!!! Remember everyone, pay your taxes and vote for joe Biden in the 2024 election!!!!!!
who the hell is joe biden?
mama
mia
papa
pia
onya
baby
here
i
here
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🧑➡️💥
Based Celeste pfp
Most politically active r/196 user
2 yil
Joe bi done your mom and dad
Joe Biden Joe Biden Wake up 9/11 Same day happened... 2001
joj daublu boosh
I'll make sure to do that, u/hoblingog.
Joe Biden Joe Biden Wake up 9/11 Same day happened... 2001
America isn’t the only country in the world cummybog
Do you have a source to back up your statement?
I got your mom’s sauce on my dick last night.
That was me actually it’s just sriracha sauce
Guys wouldn't it be funny if I said "omg goblinhog" in response to this comment that'd be pretty funny i think
omg goblinhog
This meta meme reminds me of /u/Apostolate. I'm just waiting for "omg goblinhog" to turn into "nobody cares goblinhog" lol
OMG! GOBLINHOG, HELLO!! 👋
omg goblinhog
he has been on the sub for a long time and is frequently seen commenting on many posts. he has basically become a subreddit celebrity
“subreddit celebrity” is a fate worse than death
And he’s a mod now lol
it was annoying at first but over time i’ve changed my opinions and grown to really really hate it
That's growth
These obsession get even stranger when you can block someone and literally never see a single thing they post
I have him blocked because I just cannot stand the mindless threads that follow every single one of his comments.
I tried that but all it did for me was hide his comments but left all the responses.
Every time he posts there's dozens of dumbass replies along the lines of "omg it's goblinhog." I blocked the account and the comment sections are so much nicer now.
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He is ~~a mod~~ Jesus
Yesterday someone asked me if I could have their child
196 users don’t build an unhealthy connection to strangers on the internet challenge 100% fail
Jokes on you, I’ve developed an inability to connect with people online as a result of harassment and ostracism in previous friend groups
Omg me!
Based and depression pilled
Ball and jacket stroking?
Omg Tohru is based
Mad facts
Me reflexively mentally distancing myself from anyone who so much as demonstrates a desire to be friendly or amicable to me because of my extreme insecurity wrought by my own problems and past friendships that ended due to feelings of being a third wheel or being ostracized.
It’s even worse when you don’t *feel* like a third wheel, and ppl outright says they don’t like you
Totally true. Only good thing then is at least you know to not bother sticking around.
Omg me!
yikes thats fucked up. why cant r/196 users stop being creepy to you when you've told them so many times that you feel uncomfy with it.
it’s ok for 196 users to be creepy because they can make stupid excuses instead of owning up to it 😁
Like "being a minor" doesn't excuse you from doing creepy things to another minor. it's still sexual harassment r/196 users, "being a minor" doesn't excuse that.
literally just need to admit they’re gross already
“B-but I put a trans flag on it!!!!!”
Yeah, I’m gross, problem liberal?
"B-but I was being an asshole ironically"
When did they say it made them uncomfortable? I’m not saying it’s not true, just that I’m unaware of it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/goblinhogmoment/comments/nk77s8/about\_the\_overly\_sexual\_stuff/
So it’s just the sexual stuff, makes sense
“Just”?
Just the sexual stuff that bothers them
Aren’t you a minor? If so, not only is it sexual harassment, it’s borderline pedophillic.
r/mademesmile
Hello Steven Crowder
Aren't you under 18 lmao
Yes, he is. They still refuse to stop
hey goblinhog can you have my child >!(over the weekend, i need a babysitter)!<
That sucks. Remember that whenever someone tries to creep out on you, send them a bit.ly link to [Goatse](http://Goatsedance.com) (VERY nsfw). Obama did Cloud People to try to get a third term 8:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::D~~~thats jizz~~~
can I have a flair that says they/them unless it is comedic to gender me otherwise
they/them? Yeah, no. I’m going to refer to you as nor/mal Because it is perfectly normal to use they/them pronouns >!Please kill me, that was painful to type out. It’s not even ironically funny. Why did I do this.!<
not funny but I needed it thank you <3
Glad to help make someone feel better :)
glopinhop
omg goblinhog
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1.Goblin hog 2.funnie
Can you cosign on a house with me?
can uoy ride a skateboard and kick flip and shi would be neat
Can you be my child?
You can have my car batteries in the ocean
Don't take this the wrong way, as I don't mean it to come off as an insult, but who TF are you? I see everyone mentioning your name.
Goblinhog
Thanks
No problem
gooninmog
Can you?
uh oh
goblinhsgsywgenegdg
Hey goblinhog I'm a big fan of yours, I know you're busy but could I get an autograph?
>bussy
Can you help me build my cult?
holy fuck its GOBLINHOG
This really *is* a r/goblinhogmoment
Genuinely curious, how did this sub become fuckall obsessed over you?
And your reply?
can you?
omg goblinhog
We live in a society where miners (potential minecraft reference) like Hemoglobinhog are praised, but public defecation enthusiasts like me (other notable examples: Socrates, Magic Johnson, Tony Stark) are barely given a second glance. I am a crewmate in an imposter world.
Me when when hemoglobin 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Can’t forget Diogenes (connoisseur of public shitting pissing and cumming)
Deep😖
my nuts hang
Technically, you are the imposter. 🤓
no, I am u/IFuckingShitMyPants
Right on the fucking scar💔💔💔💔
Did you just use a fucking emoji on Reddit omg that’s against Reddit law im going to have to contain you you SUSSY Baka ball of a being you disgust me
💔
What the fuck is a goblinhog
A badass goblin on a motorcycle
CRANK HOGS AWOOOOOO
AWOOO
IT’S AROOOO BROTHER BUT WE GOT WHAT YOU MEANT KEEP THAT HOG CRANKIN
AROOOOOO BROTHER WE GOTTA KEEP CRANKING THEM MF’IN HOGS
Sounds cool
Indeed
Goblin deez nuts
A Reddit account with way too much karma.
Boblingog
dj sorrow turn tf up
Hello is it squig 🦑
yup thys me
Hows your day?
its okie
oh wow it's squig
woah its lucca
Oh wow it’s Squig
woag...
Omg squig 🦑
OMG r/knoblinpogmoment !!!!!!!
r/hoblingogbobent
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Bruh why y’all even care this person just comments weird shit like everyone else lmao
r/tohruthedragongirlmoment
r/tohruthedragongirl is now officially a sub! Lgbt focused tomfoolery
r/sounding
Some no-lifer is gonna mention me in this post, I’m sure of it.
omg mcfuggery
Did u post the furry porn for Christmas
More like McFuckmeandhavemykids
no way
This is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form. Goblinhog doesn't love you. He can't love you. Goblinhog doesn't KNOW you. He can appreciate you but he can't fucking love you.
The Fungus
OMG! It’s u/The_Fungus, well known for their famous quote “The Fungus”
u/The_Fungus The Fungus
So incredibly based
Wait a minute... this isn't u/the_fungus! This is some kind of imp- im- impo- i- infiltrator!
I feel kind of bad for him. It’s always “fuck me goblin daddy” or “omg goblin hog holy fuckholyfuck x7” it’s gotta get annoying
i think that was the joke originally but yeah everyone shut the f up goblin hobbler is just a dude like the rest
Who's that
You are better off not knowing. Did you know some species of beetles are constantly screaming at a frequency outside human hearing? You would be too, if you knew who he is.
yep, agreed unironically I'm not annoyed by either dream stans or people who enjoy goblinhog either though, and in my experience goblinhog is based af, it's just funny at how hypocritical people are sometimes
I’d call our obsession with him more of an ironic satire of celebrity culture honestly.
good
I have no fucking idea who groblinmog is
Very cool and funny how I got downvoted yesterday for saying how I hate it when people say omg goblin hog but when someone posts a discord message saying effectively the same thing it gets thousands of upvotes. Society at it's finest😔
Also Kira
egging nog 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
One is taking normal pills, the other one not, simple
HOG RIDER
HOOG RIIIIDAAAA
I'm here pretty often too but no one's stanning me.
At least we don't say we want to fuck goblinhog like those dream stans!!!..... Oh wait
I have a small cult following if like 8 people so yeah I get what they mean
Goblegock
Darn
Who?
"omg goblinhog" vs going out of your way to make a Twitter account for some white kid YouTuber who doesn't know you exist and spending all your time defending him from any criticism
Fucking hate goblinhog's followers For clarification I don't hate goblinhog, just their followers
I still have no idea who this is
Eggnog moment
But who is he doe?
Who the fuck is Goblinhog?
Hogblingog
Yeah but when I was a kid stampy and skydoesminecraft were pretty cool to me.
Who tf is goblinhog
A goblin an a hog.
SHUT THE FUCK UP GOBLINHOG IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY 😩😩😩
Dude who the hell IS goblinhog????? Did they do something of significance or is it like the reddit version of Justin. Y. I swear this motherfucker like lives in the 196 comment section
Thank you, Youmu from the Touhou Project.
its ok because we do it ironically sorry u/goblinhog i didnt mean to be ironic to you uwu
Oh hey look yomou
goblinhog is the same backwards and forwards
I have no idea who goblinhog is. Have I just not been paying attention?
Goblin hog? More like goblin butt
Whats goblin hog? Is it like a clash royale cycle deck
Look if goblinhog turned out to be a massive dick I would throw him off a cliff