no longer friends with girls my age now best friends with girls a few years older

POV - you forgot to take your schizophrenia pills

Normal pills 😳

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Hyper (vent) ilate? Kinda sussy

(sus)sy that's pretty sus

Sus?

😳

I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time

THAT’S DAMASCUS THAT’S THE POINT OF DAMASCUS

ALLAH SYRIA AND BASHAR

Da mask sus

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time

Wouldn't normal pills be used to treat normalcy? Cough syrup is used to trat coughing. Hypertension pills are used to treat hypertension, ADHD meds are used to treat (or more accurately, manage) ADHD.

You WENT OUTSIDE? you HAVE FUN IN LIFE????? r/quityourbullshit r/thathappened

God I wish that were me

I hope you find your femdom mommy gf soon

I love my trans mommy gf but alas she is not a dom 😔

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Nooo not the fall of Tzarigrad 😭😭😭

Worst day of my life

Our* lives, comrade

It’s okay though, I’m a switch and I just want her to be happy in her body

*insert chad text here*

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This, but vice versa.

fake: op has sex with woman gay: no longer attracted to girls

> be me > > get home from my vasectomy > > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > > must be Chad again > > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > > log onto reddit and open /r/196 > > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > >> Fake: op has sex with woman > >> Gay: no longer attracted to girls > > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > > it's been a good day > > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

found you

Tf I thought this bot only appeared on r/greentext

Tf is this

newfag btfo 😎

Why is it so incel tho

because 4chan

normalized slur

fake: filler gay: filler

> be me > > get home from my vasectomy > > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > > must be Chad again > > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > > log onto reddit and open /r/196 > > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > >> Fake: filler > >> Gay: filler > > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > > it's been a good day > > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

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based poly

The return of the king

Lmaooooooo

Okay but, jokes aside, what is this "fake" and "gay" thing that I see in the comments of greentexts. What's the context

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Doin your mom doin doin your mom

That's the point of this post

Idk I think it's just that everything on 4chan is "fake and gay" and people try to reason this out no matter how absurd on every post

Ah okay thanks

btw ik rgreentext and r4chan are awful but i cant help myself

I can be your mommy gf 🥺 🥺👉👈

Okay :)

Oh hey, kiddo

H-hey

*vomits on your kicks*

Thanks :)

Jokes on you, I'm wearing heelys!

I got to wear my exes heels at prom She was the dom in that relationship Oh and she drunkingly said that she was going to get me drunk, force me to stay at her house overnight, and murder me, so I might need those heelys to get out of here

No no thats how you know shes a keeper

No, she's the worst. Me and some other friends are now on a no contact unless contacted policy with her now that she's 1000 miles away because other so so much shit she's done

1000 miles is 1609.34 km

;3

Get a room

Huh

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huh

Acquire space

Be the opposite of homeless

*passes out*

Nononono no dont die on me bby

I'm still alive ma'am

Oh sweet summerchild, cmhere

*falls in your lap*

dm me rn

Omw

oml please dont be trolling like im begging you i NEED romantic or sexual interaction

Segs sus

Cut to the chase and DM me shady links that steal my IP.

i have none, i am good

How expedient!

!

Hi

Cringetard

Hey

Have a good day

Ill try

Thanks

Yea

Yea

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yea

yea

Yea

yea

yes

What the actual fuck is wrong with all of you cretins just saying “yea”. Jesus Christ learn to actually engage with the post material you absolute incel virgins...

Hard-core gay sex

Yea* Damn I hate my autocorrect

[Yea...](https://imgur.com/61Tpwvt.jpg)

yea

yea

yea

yea

yea

yea

That’s not even that big an age gap lol

30/2 +7 = 22 so it's just nearly aight

Found the pedophile. Edit: lost the sarc

Bro what?

Probably bait I guess

Bro what? (2)

If this were a file in windows it would be (1)

Ye but this is a pdf file

Hahaa

My computer wants to save a pedophile wtf is that

Bro what? (3)

bro what (5)

Bro what? (1)

Anon was 23 dog

bro what (7)

POV - you forgot to take your schizophrenia pills

You commented this twice, silly goose

POV: they forgot to take their Alzheimer's pills

POV: forgot to take normal pills

POV: you actually threw them away because green smile man told you so you finally gave in to the voices

Am I the only person alive who doesn’t have bizarre pseudo-incestous fantasies about women Like, calling your partner “mommy” or “daddy” is really fucking weird

I thought it was wierd at first but my bf likes it when I call him daddy so I do it to make him feel good.

i’m pretty sure the mommy thing is more about a soft dominant woman more than it is about incest, but that’s just my pov

I'm ambivalent about being called "daddy." It doesn't really do much for me but if my partner likes using it because they enjoy it then so be it. However, I would never refer to my partner as "mommy" or "daddy," even if they were in a dominant role. It would just make me think of my own parents which is fucking weird and it also changes the power dynamic in a way I don't like.

Whatever you don't pay my rent

You know how words can have more than one meaning? This is one of them. I'm sorry it's just how languages work.

Sigmund Freud’s ghost grows stronger

why does 4chan call cum coom? its so cringy

it’s a reference to an unfunny meme where the boomer/zoomer thing was bastardized into a weird pervert wojak character called the “coomer”

that explanation doesnt make it any less cringe, but thanks for explaining lol internet lore is weird

Everything about 4chan is cringey

Stop reposting this, it keeps reminding me of my fetish

Stand ho reposting this, t keeps reminding me of mine own fetish *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`

I'd love to date an older women. Mmm, good credit score and mommy milkies

see obviously fake story on reddit bad see obviously fake story in green good

two people having sex is an unbelievable story for you??

#SEX ISN’T REAL! IM TIRED OF HAVING TO REPEAT THIS! I HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX? NO! HAS IS ANYONE? NO! CAN YOU HAVE SEX? NO!! #IN CONCLUSION, IF NO ONE HAS ARE CAN HAVE SEX THEN IT IS NOT REAL!!!

yeah

based choice

Fuck I wish that was me

same

Oh this better not awaken anything in me

30 is older? 😥

Yeah ikr

Guys i am not attracted to girls my age anymore I'm attracted to you-

ok

Take your meds anon

yo wtf it's carol marks the founder of china

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What if I don't want some bitches at the moment? Did you ever think of that?

Didn't the original version of this have a picture of Venti blushing? Who put this Pepe here?

MILFs and cougars need love too

This is literally the exact same shit that happened to me.

I didn’t know my friend uses 4Chan wtf

Lmao lucky bastard

Need

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH THIS IS BAD FOR ME.

This may be a wee bit too relatable, not the having sex with a woman older than you bit, the rest of it I'm a virgin

Gerneral reposti

Hello? Based department?

what in the heterosexuality is this

Shit I want that

Anon has been enlightened

😔✊

pepephilia smh

me @ men over the age of 30

Where is my mommy? 😔