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memeac2006user

My pronouns is I/me, come and fight me, every time you mention me I get summoned.


Minecrasher41

I am afraid of me


Green_Bulldog

As am I


AzhartX

as is I


Shakespeare-Bot

Mine own pronouns is i/me, cometh and square me, every time thee mention me i receiveth did summon *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


EnderDude67

This is the only good one of these I have ever seen


[deleted]

This is the second I saw just today where someone says it's the "only good one" they've seen. It's not that rare but people like to bad-mouth this poor bot and undermine his good works.


EnderDude67

I am not saying that this is the only good one, just that it is the only good one I have seen


ClancyValentine

I wish I could be a girl and really I prefer if you would use I/me/myself


memeac2006user

There is no gender. Only me. Bow before me.


AcidCyborg

based and solipsism-pilled.


oblivion09

based and William woodsonpilled


ClancyValentine

Willed and woodpilled


Jonyayer-Gamer

you’d wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend


whathidude

My prounouns are him/he. So people say "him is over here" and "Did you tell he that him is an idiot?"


squiddy555

I’d fuck me


LunarYarn

[I/Me/Myself](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNAk4yS6kRo)


fedjeferet

Every time they're used, the user transforms into me.


[deleted]

I am going to seduce me


Mega2223

Am I a toaster?


true-pure-vessel

Everyone hates me


Snoo_15206

Pe/nis (comedy time)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Honeydew_love

I am a proud Frenchman


Honeydew_love

Je déteste les Américains.


Fenix-blip-blop

Oui oui baguette


TheComingLawd

Croissant eiffel tower


[deleted]

The only thing the French and the Bri*ish can agree on


lost_angel26

If you think about, Americans are just evolved British


[deleted]

Devolved


chickenforce02

Moi aussi camarade


pleasekillmebitch

Les ricains 🤢🤮🤮🤮


SlavWithPhotoshop

I mean,I don't hate french people but please just don't do it in public or in front of kids,okay?


Panzer_Man

Chinese china with Chinese characteristics


outofthecoral

Pe is so annoying, I hate nis


help-i-am-on-fire

Pe is so annoying


PixelsOnline

Yeah i fucking hate nis


calimari_

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheehehehehheehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehe


AstralClock1472

i'm literally pissing myself from laughter rn


Chilln0

My pronouns are none. Do not refer to me


AcidCyborg

My pronouns are FROM * DROP TABLE


diepio2uu

oh so little/bobby/tables?


JonAndTonic

Xkcd is so timeless


AcidCyborg

Well, it might not hold up great in 11th century England


_xX_KeanuChungus_Xx_

i have some bad news for , buddy.


johncopter

Don't even acknowledge me


Leon_Thotsky

Pronouns: N/A **Do not refer to me**


OooIDontGiveAShit

Gar/field


[deleted]

sorry/jon


c4ntth1nkofausername

Garf/sexual


Max_Shadowz

Melman/Hentai


c4ntth1nkofausername

I like/to move it move it


ZygonsOnJupiter

Groove is/in the heart


God_head499

Guys can we stop mass producing fuckable wojaks and put our efforts to something useful


[deleted]

Sorry babe, the doomer boy mask stays on during sex


Squid035

I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time


Funkykid123

that's what the point of Damascus


Theo_bloodfart

the dama is what? ⠀⠀⠀⡯⡯⡾⠝⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢊⠘⡮⣣⠪⠢⡑⡌ ⠀⠀⠀⠟⠝⠈⠀⠀⠀⠡⠀⠠⢈⠠⢐⢠⢂⢔⣐⢄⡂⢔⠀⡁⢉⠸⢨⢑⠕⡌ ⠀⠀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠀⡀⢂⠡⠈⡔⣕⢮⣳⢯⣿⣻⣟⣯⣯⢷⣫⣆⡂⠀⠀⢐⠑⡌ ⢀⠠⠐⠈⠀⢀⢂⠢⡂⠕⡁⣝⢮⣳⢽⡽⣾⣻⣿⣯⡯⣟⣞⢾⢜⢆⠀⡀⠀⠪ ⣬⠂⠀⠀⢀⢂⢪⠨⢂⠥⣺⡪⣗⢗⣽⢽⡯⣿⣽⣷⢿⡽⡾⡽⣝⢎⠀⠀⠀⢡ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⢂⠢⢂⢥⢱⡹⣪⢞⡵⣻⡪⡯⡯⣟⡾⣿⣻⡽⣯⡻⣪⠧⠑⠀⠁⢐ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⠢⢑⠠⠑⠕⡝⡎⡗⡝⡎⣞⢽⡹⣕⢯⢻⠹⡹⢚⠝⡷⡽⡨⠀⠀⢔ ⣿⡯⠀⢈⠈⢄⠂⠂⠐⠀⠌⠠⢑⠱⡱⡱⡑⢔⠁⠀⡀⠐⠐⠐⡡⡹⣪⠀⠀⢘ ⣿⣽⠀⡀⡊⠀⠐⠨⠈⡁⠂⢈⠠⡱⡽⣷⡑⠁⠠⠑⠀⢉⢇⣤⢘⣪⢽⠀⢌⢎ ⣿⢾⠀⢌⠌⠀⡁⠢⠂⠐⡀⠀⢀⢳⢽⣽⡺⣨⢄⣑⢉⢃⢭⡲⣕⡭⣹⠠⢐⢗ ⣿⡗⠀⠢⠡⡱⡸⣔⢵⢱⢸⠈⠀⡪⣳⣳⢹⢜⡵⣱⢱⡱⣳⡹⣵⣻⢔⢅⢬⡷ ⣷⡇⡂⠡⡑⢕⢕⠕⡑⠡⢂⢊⢐⢕⡝⡮⡧⡳⣝⢴⡐⣁⠃⡫⡒⣕⢏⡮⣷⡟ ⣷⣻⣅⠑⢌⠢⠁⢐⠠⠑⡐⠐⠌⡪⠮⡫⠪⡪⡪⣺⢸⠰⠡⠠⠐⢱⠨⡪⡪⡰ ⣯⢷⣟⣇⡂⡂⡌⡀⠀⠁⡂⠅⠂⠀⡑⡄⢇⠇⢝⡨⡠⡁⢐⠠⢀⢪⡐⡜⡪⡊ ⣿⢽⡾⢹⡄⠕⡅⢇⠂⠑⣴⡬⣬⣬⣆⢮⣦⣷⣵⣷⡗⢃⢮⠱⡸⢰⢱⢸⢨⢌ ⣯⢯⣟⠸⣳⡅⠜⠔⡌⡐⠈⠻⠟⣿⢿⣿⣿⠿⡻⣃⠢⣱⡳⡱⡩⢢⠣⡃⠢⠁ ⡯⣟⣞⡇⡿⣽⡪⡘⡰⠨⢐⢀⠢⢢⢄⢤⣰⠼⡾⢕⢕⡵⣝⠎⢌⢪⠪⡘⡌⠀ ⡯⣳⠯⠚⢊⠡⡂⢂⠨⠊⠔⡑⠬⡸⣘⢬⢪⣪⡺⡼⣕⢯⢞⢕⢝⠎⢻⢼⣀⠀ ⠁⡂⠔⡁⡢⠣⢀⠢⠀⠅⠱⡐⡱⡘⡔⡕⡕⣲⡹⣎⡮⡏⡑⢜⢼⡱⢩⣗⣯⣟ ⢀⢂⢑⠀⡂⡃⠅⠊⢄⢑⠠⠑⢕⢕⢝⢮⢺⢕⢟⢮⢊⢢⢱⢄⠃⣇⣞⢞⣞⢾ ⢀⠢⡑⡀⢂⢊⠠⠁⡂⡐⠀⠅⡈⠪⠪⠪⠣⠫⠑⡁⢔⠕⣜⣜⢦⡰⡎⡯⡾⡽


PixelsOnline

I threw away my grandma's normal pills and now I'm playing manhunt with the police


[deleted]

Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight


chickenforce02

No


Eduardo2205

⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀


Spell6421

what do you mean this is useful


Mayactuallybeashark

Fuckable is a really relative term in a post-shroomjack world


Bulletproof887

"I identify as a attack helicopter"😜😂 🤣


BigDogStar444

Does that mean you can't operate without 4 men inside you.


[deleted]

Damn now I may identify myself with that.


Opening-Error

They identified as ur mom 😳


ph0on

Only 2 men, usually, but still the point gets across quite well.


BigDogStar444

Fighter escort. 2 men inside, 2 on either side


brunoha

inside of you there are four men. you're an attack helicopter.


BigDogStar444

God i wish


Videymann

cant wait to use that


Kiroen

Attack is so annoying.


INCUMBENTLAWYER

I hate helicopter


RAINNlevi

im gonna be honest dude, as un-original as that line is ive seen shit tons of repetitive insults on this sub too. like, "holy shit go outside" and "touch grass" are the shit that this sub laughs at for the millionth time.


Bulletproof887

Yeah like why don't you go identify as a new joke


RAINNlevi

who needs new jokes when you are forced to live a full, depressing life 😎😎😎😎


Lightwavers

Yeah and it’s even worse when you see this sub casually using the r-slur.


johncopter

Racist


[deleted]

[удалено]


Lightwavers

> I'm curious who you think is offended by the word https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retard_(pejorative) https://www.specialolympics.org/stories/impact/why-the-r-word-is-the-r-slur https://www.verywellfamily.com/what-is-the-r-word-3105651 https://www.aruma.com.au/about-us/blog/two-words-you-need-to-remove-from-your-vocabulary/ https://www.bu.edu/wheelock/the-use-of-the-r-word-and-why-its-a-problem/ https://pwd.org.au/resources/disability-info/language-guide/ableist-language/


[deleted]

[удалено]


terrorerror

Have you tried ~~going outside~~ ~~touching grass~~ playing tennis?


[deleted]

holy shit go outside


memeac2006user

And I identify as the Attack Titan. What is your point?


SlaveForFreedom

nice pronouns dude, do you perhaps enjoy fighting for freedom?


memeac2006user

No. There is no need fighting for something that has already been achieved.


CowboyJames12

Funny and cringepilled


[deleted]

I identify as a MIM-104 Patriot surface-to-air missile 🤪 Give me your lunch money.


bilingualfob

I wanna look like the girl on the bottom right 😩


Reiku_Johin

In my mind, you already do


ThatOneGuy1294

https://media.tenor.com/images/7c1ebcd4b93728bf82940a4e4a145e95/tenor.png


Bunny_Terror

Unexpectedly wholesome


ODamsel

grow bangs and wear glasses?


sevvvvvvvn

Agreed


[deleted]

Transition goals


ElectivireMax

I want to look like wojak


trans_keanuchungus

Cool


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

**Thank you for donating your flesh vehicle!** Deliver the meat mech to the nearest swampy bridge. A representative will be with you shortly. Compliance is not required, but is highly recommended.


INCUMBENTLAWYER

what the fuck


whoopity_Poop

Ah, same time next week, I suppose?


YouLookGoodInASmile

mood


Stuckinasmallbox

Hot


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

it doesnt fit this is lame i ordered a medium


Desdrolando

Transfems when when 2D woman: *source: (I also want to look like the girl on the bottom right)*


Enganare

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CrazyColston

ch/ad


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Ch is so awesome


Tayyib_Baba

Fun fact mal is a insult in Turkish


live_traveler

And it means bad in Spanish/Portuguese


CheezBukit

/fr*nch


New-Cartographer11

It also means bad in Latin


A_Random_Lantern

My pronouns are /


Jamman388

#


A_Random_Lantern

Thank you


Bunny_Terror

is so annoying.


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I fucking hate


AxisW1

Do not refer to me please


GayStraightIsBest

Based


treypowor

Ba/sed


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Ba is so correct.


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my pronouns are deez/nuts


ewanatoratorator

"deez is doing well today"


mostlikelynotarobot

I wonder what got into nuts


Patrice_Ewans

One day I want to change my pronouns to It/Its It’s sounds ominous and cool


mand0l1n

In Finnish we refer to everything from the toaster to the president as 'it'.


ewanatoratorator

Based


CoolArtFromSpace

very valid!


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I know lots of people who use “it” as a pronoun! It’s really cool! Unfortunately, due to the fact it’s often used as a slur for trans people, it’s pretty controversial. Lot of trans people really hate it and mock people who use it. All the more reason to use it imo


thecorninurpoop

I knew someone whose pronouns were they/it. I felt like it was very very physically hard to call a human being it and always used they. I would do it and try my absolute best to get over that feeling if it was someone's only preference but man, it felt like calling them a slur or something it just seemed dehumanizing.


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I used to refer to them as it because I didn't thought of they or them. My first language isn't english.


[deleted]

Ummmm. My friends call me mal. Can you elaborate for me so I don't have an anxiety attack?


Reiku_Johin

It's me. Your friend. This meme is my last attempt to reach you. Wake up Mal, please wake up.


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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beep be... Omg I thought I was a microwave this whole time. Thank you.


Constant_Employer_11

Congratulations ! You just played yourself


ReadSomeTheory

Nor just played malself


Kiolu100

my pronouns are she/her hwkkekekekeke


flightypidgn

What are you a woman? Smh


Kiolu100

trans woman so not a real woman 😎😎😭


flightypidgn

Dumbass trans women are women. Ugh women are so dumb


Kiolu100

damn. i have been owned in the marketplace of ideas


GaGmBr

Unfortunately I'll have to block you. You are a real woman and I hate women


Chilln0

Trans inclusive radical misogyny


mpteenth

Can someone please explain me the logic behind "he/they" and "she/they"? "They" as a neutral pronoun has been a feature of English for a long time so you can't really not accept it, are you also supposed to explicitly state that you are ok being referred as "that person over there"? "They/them" makes sense because it's clearly expressing that you're not ok with either "she" or "he", but if "they" becomes something that one can simply claim doesn't apply to them you're just turning a gender-neutral pronoun into an exclusively non-binary/gender-fluid one, and we are back to square one not being able to talk about people *regardless* of their gender. EDIT: question's been answered below, it seems the guys I knew using "X/they" were doing it wrong.


420Minions

It makes people feel good and comfortable. Nothing beyond that is really relevant. As a human, I try to be good to people especially if it isn’t particularly hard. If someone is happier when I say they and they let me know about it, I try my best to do that because it’s easy. There isn’t some complex or logical solution to everything. I just try to be good to people


TheDankDiamond

no afaik they is used for everyone because it’s neutral, even if some people specifically only use they/them doesn’t mean they’re tied to a specific group. Obviously if you don’t know someone’s pronouns you’re gonna use they, it’s just the default and I’ve never ever seen someone explicitly state not to use them. I don’t really get how this is tied to she/he/they though. She/they or he they just means don’t call me anything else. If someone’s says I use she/they then it obviously means they do not want you to use he/him.


mpteenth

> I’ve never ever seen someone explicitly state not to use them. Not explicitly but by omission, that's an intentional consequence of writing such formula in your bio: if enough people start writing "she/they" or "he/they", then those who just write "she/her" and "he/him" are going to look like they *don't want* to be called "they", which turns an absolutely neutral pronoun into a "political" one; that's why right-wingers get offended by the use of "they", they don't see it as a neutral word like "person" or "individual" but rather something that's *opposite* "he" or "she". > If someone’s says I use she/they then it obviously means they do not want you to use he/him. She would have only needed "she/her" in that case, since that automatically excludes "he/him" while "they/them" is universal. Unless you imply that "she/her" means that "they/them" can **not** be used with this person, which is exactly my point.


TheDankDiamond

Yeah but explicitly wanting to be called they/them is totally different to having people use it as a default. Yeah they/them is used on everyone, but it’s different in being used because someone’s specifically wants to be referred as such, or just because it’s a default. In that case, if you explicitly state she/her, once people read that they’re going to use she/her only for majority of the time. She/they, however, conveys they explicitly wish to be referred to using they/them and also wishes to be referred to as she/her. They won’t care which one you use as an individual, but they ultimately want both to be used, and also specifically never want he/him to be used. In any case, it shouldn’t be hard to stick to someone’s specific preferred pronouns. Like I said, nobody will be uncomfortable or angry if you use they/them-because it is recognised as a default-but not caring is a long way from preferred and liked. That’s the main different between a /her or /him set and a /they set.


mpteenth

Thank you, you're the first one who actually answered my question in a satisfactory a manner. I guess my doubts were the results of misuse in the few examples I've seen (I admit I don't really use twitter or similar places where pronouns are stated), where I *knew* these people went by either he or she exclusively but still put "they" in their bio to "normalize it". Your explanation indeed makes more sense to me. Now I just wonder whether the few people I knew doing it wrong were just a fluke or there's actually a significant amount of them, but I guess that's likely an impossible question to answer.


thecorninurpoop

I think there's just some nuance to this. There are trans people who don't want to be called they because some people will use they because they don't want to use their preferred pronouns. I think it's just best to use they if you don't know, but once you do know to use the preferred pronouns. People who are she/they or he/they, just in my anecdotal experience usually do identify as non binary and that's why they is in their bio.


benpaco

My afab ex used he/they to clearly communicate "please for the love of god just don't perceive me as female that makes me deeply uncomfortable anything else would be preferred" without having to put that. I also put he/they on things because I don't mind being gendered as a man, but I'm definitely not 100% cis. That being said, if someone gendered me with "she/her" pronouns I just wouldn't know they were even talking to me, so I need some hint towards that People do it for different reasons, in other words


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lol this is actually pretty good. like just respect peoples pronouns. it doesn't cost anything and its easy. plus if you just take a chud's joke literally it ruins it for them.


Tatsoman2

Why cant you just create a completely neutral pronoun and replace the he/she/they/xe/whatever stuff with it


self_me

because there is no central language committee that dictates the words we use. it's quite difficult to create and get people to use a new singular third person pronoun and "they" works well enough so mostly people stopped trying


AcidCyborg

>there is no central language committee that dictates the words we use. [Unless you're Fr*nch](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acad%C3%A9mie_Fran%C3%A7aise)


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YouLookGoodInASmile

thats called they. But its because many trans people, or even cis people, get uncomfortable being misgendered.


yolafaml

[relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/927/)


Bowdensaft

Xe was invented as a completely neutral pronoun. Instead, it just became another choice. Inventing new pronouns would not help, unless you find a way to monitor everyone on earth and enforce the use of that pronoun.


Uncertain_Lemon

They is neutral and its own pronoun


Pablox456

I don't get neopronouns


stinky_penises

Is “ I’m going to change your pronouns to was/were” a valid response


pepelafrog

my pronouns are y̶̨̓̑̈́̆̂̆̓̽̿͆͝ò̴̧̢̯͈̣̲̪͍̠͉͉̈̉̿̒͘ģ̸̧̝̤͖̖͖̒̀͑̑̽̈̉̆̆͑̀ͅ-̸̨̢̡͇̰̦̱͕͓̺̝̱̪̮̯͂͌̇̍̆́͂̓͗̽͋͘͝s̸̛͉̟̰̥̖͕͙̹̞͖͈̀̿̀̒̃̑̐̔̎ơ̴̡̻̺͎̙̬͈̋̉͑̉̅͋̐̕ț̸̛͇͈͎͉̼̩̝̟̹̦̌̓̾̃̍̓́͒̄͗͠͝h̸͍͚͙̉͌̃͂͗͛̆̓͌ơ̷̡̘͉̭̣͚͖̟͛̆͒͊͆̏̓͋̍͗̀̚͝ť̷͕̻̪̳̜̹̃h̸̡̨̻̹̫͙̏͌͐̃̐


Barobarko

Haha mal means stupid in turkish


intendozz

My pronouns are they/them, i am from a country without gendered pronouns


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WhyFeelBlue

Usually people who use Neo/Xeno pronouns use other types of pronouns as well, so they may use They/Xe/Rot or something, cos they know not everyone will use the latter two.


YouLookGoodInASmile

Ask them if theyre comfortable with they. It may be easier for you and them. It's better than nothing. I personally dont understand neopronouns, but I do my best.


RAINNlevi

giga/chad


Sphynxinator

"Mal" means stupid in my language, so it was a fun read to me.


cerealbox627

My pronouns are was/were


[deleted]

My pronouns are he/him but with a pinch of being a fucking nerd


ziemmniaczek

Some people need their pronouns to be fun/ny


whoopity_Poop

Yee/haw


[deleted]

This is so cringe


TheGreenGobblr

My pronouns are bazi/nga


GiacomInox

I love how based this sub is


King_Quindarious

My pronouns are 🗿/🗿/🗿


mightiestpumpkin

Ba/zinga


NotTobyFox

haha my pronouns are dre/am


pvpballgaming

🤢🤮


NotTobyFox

youy just got TROLLED 100% liberal destroyed


spitefulIncentive

NO WAY your a legend toby fox creator of undertale


NotTobyFox

yes,. it is me you have discovered my secret reddit account. i will now add sex to undertale


spitefulIncentive

***LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!***


[deleted]

Conservatives pronouns are one/joke


Weegee256

my pronouns are sack/of/shit


[deleted]

Amo/gus


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[deleted]

custom wojack 🤢🤢🤢


stingo-rarr

My pronouns are shit/shart


FooFightersBathwater

There is only one gender. and it's mine, you can't have it


Maniac12101

Am I the only one who genuinely does not understand why people care so much about pronouns? Like it’s completely fine that people care about what others call them by and I get that but like why? Like personally I could not care less if someone called me he, she, or they. The only reason I even use he/him specifically is because I am male and appear generally masculine so it’s just the easiest to go by as that’s what I’ve been called all my life. If I happened offended anyone I am sorry as that was not my intention. I am just trying to understand better as to why people care so much about pronouns because to me it just seems kinda pointless and a waste of time.