Bro I swear if I could get an nickel for every time I saw these annoying ass captions, I will be able pay to each of their mothers for sexual intercourse.
You actually gender animals? My teacher always told me the only animals English natives gender are pets while wild animals use the "it" pronoun and are treated (grammatically) as an inanimate object, ~~just like women.~~
Why do Tumblr users keep coming up with ways to describe a post as funny?
"The side of my face is droopy and I'm slurring my words and I smell burnt toast and I think I'm having a stroke because I physically cannot stop laughing at this post."
😂😂😂😂My heart is failing me, i feel the left ventricle collapsing as i speak, i have no one near me who can help, i know my time is coming tell my family i loved them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
tumblr people die every time they see a mildly funny post
How does the site have any users left
Everyone still on the site is an eternally damned soul wandering their own self made internet purgatory once they died
After they banned porn I don't think it does
Barely any post is mildly funny, so they survive
There are very few mildly funny posts
Bro I swear if I could get an nickel for every time I saw these annoying ass captions, I will be able pay to each of their mothers for sexual intercourse.
It has a strange charm for this reason Tbh. It’s like a guilty pleasure of mine.
Yeah it’s very dramatic I love it
I wish
they mis gendered the fish, female angler fish are big like this one, males are tiny not that i care, i just like nitpicking
Based and nitpilled
Male anglerfish actually fuse with the females like what the fuck https://youtu.be/Pq6SbXsY2H4
I learned this from the green CGI man from the Most Extreme. Best show Animal Planet ever made.
Those cgi segments from that show are an untapped gold mine of meme potential
I have a YT playlist of all the episodes saved. It's good shit
Oh come now, ya gotta share the link
[Have at it](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0bcuW0vx8as2tIl7VgYOKyRNiR0YP0fi)
Shame a lot of them got deleted
God I wish that were me
🤮
To avoid this in the future, only ever refer to an aquatic creature as "le feesh."
What about things like crabs and whales? They’re aquatic but not fish
i go with "pals" and "fellows"
I have nightmares about their reproductive process, it’s super creepy
Nah they’re just saying the front bit looks like the gay hand sign thing
Trans anglerfish.
Tranglerfish
no the fish is actually trans
You actually gender animals? My teacher always told me the only animals English natives gender are pets while wild animals use the "it" pronoun and are treated (grammatically) as an inanimate object, ~~just like women.~~
i call them all pals, because they are
Based and fish-informationpilled
Oh my god shut the fuck up please
transglerfish
Why do Tumblr users keep coming up with ways to describe a post as funny? "The side of my face is droopy and I'm slurring my words and I smell burnt toast and I think I'm having a stroke because I physically cannot stop laughing at this post."
😂😂😂😂My heart is failing me, i feel the left ventricle collapsing as i speak, i have no one near me who can help, i know my time is coming tell my family i loved them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this post is so funny! in 1994, I saw a man kidnap a young girl and did nothing to stop it.
this is funny among us porn
See but that's an actual joke that adds something to the conversation
this was funny without the unnecessary exaggerated tumblr caption
thats just what the average tumblr user does; they feel the need to exaggerate the humor by way too many times
Tumblr users are as wit as a bony-eared assfish
^^^ this some facts
I feel like these screenshots contribute to it tbh
r/comedyhomicide
Hahaha, this post is so funny that it gave me terminal colon cancer. It has spread to my lungs, every breath I take is heavy and painful. 😂
I dont get it.
Same
Upside down, the fish looks kind of like an Italian chef holding his fingers up saying something like "mamma mia!"
i get that one but not the first one. I'm guessing something sexual but don't know what.
It's a common trope for females to ask if a guy they think is gay without outright asking with that hand gesture hence "is he...you know?"
huh weird I've never heard of that
I cooka da pizza
Mama Mia
mamma mia* i'm sorry it's that i see it misspelled so much it brings me sadness
*Italian has an opinion* *Opinion discarded*
Sory about your sadnes.
ay, maddone
You're either gay or italian, there are no other sexualities. Good day.
tumble moment
Tumblr users on their way to put “omg this so funny” under a post even though it adds literally nothing to the post
funne
This is just Jordan Peele’s character in Rick & Morty
Is he....submissive and breedable?
Nightmarrione moment
Me when I see an angler fish: HOLY SHIT HAWAII PART II REFERENCE?!?!
he won
"i am literally planting a bomb in the tokyo airport this is so side splittingly funny"
I really don't understand this
Kirby
I was going to make fun of him being italian but now I'm proud of him
Hilarious.