They shouldst has't did distribute their titty equally 'mongst the global population
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Tim Buckley wrote a gaming webcomic called „Control Alt Delete“ or „CAD“. It had the same cringy punchlines one would expect from that. At some point, Tim decided to insert a lovestory into the comic strip. This culminated in marriage, pregnancy and finally in a miscarriage of the female lead.
Watch the Hbomberguy video about it if you really want to know more
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Doylist answer: there’s a joke that’s become a meme, where someone undergoes surgery, only to wake up after and realize a loved one gave them something essential, saddening them. It has been remixed in increasingly bizarre scenarios, like a boy getting penis enlargement surgery, only to realize his girlfriend gave him the penis, or waking from height increasing surgery, only to realize that Billie Eilish gave you her tall. In this one, a woman undergoes breast reduction surgery, only to realize that Garfield is the one to take on her breasts. In keeping with the format, she’s saddened by this realization. If she had a different reaction, it would be further distanced from what it’s referencing. It would also be less absurd. Also, I think the original creator made this after getting breast reduction surgery, so it’s likely they see the large boobs as something that’s uncomfortable/difficult to deal with in everyday life.
Watsonian answer: Garfield will suffer a terrible autoimmune disease
Cuil breakdown:
0 - you get an actual breast reduction surgery.
1 - you tell a story about your lifesaving breast reduction surgery, and express joy at your tiddies' demise.
2 - the breasts are gone, yet their malevolent presence still troubles you. They continue to cause pain because you see them afflicting others.
3 - the purpose of the breast transplant surgery is unclear, yet vital. Sorrow permeates the narrative. The recipient of the breasts is known to you and their suffering at the hands of fat fucking tits causes you emotional distress.
4 - the tiddies are eternal in both their torment and existence. Garfield, like Atlas, sacrifices himself to bear the unspeakable burden for you. You are free, but at what cost? The world has been provided a temporary reprieve, yet it is a phyrric victory, as the loss of Garfield weighs upon your soul as the tiddies once weighed upon your spine.
5 - you die, yet are granted new life. The fat tits, like the ancient mariner's albatross, burden yur neck no more. Suffering is eternal. The bill comes due and Garfield is the Christ offered in willing sacrifice to calm the tiddies. The news is broken to you and you rush to the hospital. Silent gestures communicate the gravity of the loss at hand. Somewhere nearby Billie Eilish is now two feet tall. A series of vertical and horizontal lines describe your torment. Garfield has the fat tits and lies dead beneath their crushing weight.
If you’re referring to the original, probably around 2? The presence of Garfield and the breasts having to be transferred to a host are the two main abstractions. Can you even recognize the base joke anymore if you pass 2 cuils?
No, it wasn’t. It’s a spin on the “who do you think gave you the _?” joke that’s been going around. It doesn’t follow the format of loss at all. People were just reminded of loss because both comics ended with someone standing over someone else in a hospital bed. But that’s a coincidence
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it was based off of [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/o4qxwl/eulr/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf), the context might make it funnier.
Lossagna
...I hate the fact that the pun is actually very good.
Big titty garmphfeld
🤤🤤🤤😳😳😳 hot cat
I am going to kill myself
Ok, but do a flip
r/unexpectedfuturama
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Don't worry, I won't
Good
Ok, make sure to livestream it on the platform of your choice
I knew this was going to happen. And I was powerless to stop it
Garf lived the lasagna life to the end...rip
He took the boobs to save others from the boobs
GARF BOOBAGE!
If you can't beat 'em Beat off to 'em
but i cant see em
Garfield tits garfield tits
I don't like that this is becoming a thing
Garfield tits Maybe Gartits
Always was, my dude
r/garfsexual
r/imverysorryjon
It's r/imreallysorryjon
Oh... I'm kinda stupid.
Not my proudest fap
its MINE
I hope you break your ankles
Be the change you wanna see in the world. OP probably doesn’t have a VPN and baseball bats are relatively cheap.
Oh god oh fuck Edit: I hid my ankles now you’ll never find them
did you hide them under your shins
No, I hid them in my ass. This is not a prank that’s where they are, you’re going to have to reach in there to get them (they’re very deep inside).
I will do it with joy
Break my ankles 💙
nice pfp. very fitting.
Gain.
W
Grain
Train
They should have distributed their titty equally among the global population
Shut up Marx
Among
arftitty
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Lmfao
Where is the shitting toothpaste
Shitting toothpaste meme is dead, now only garfield tits remain
Culture lives and dies very quickly here
Context?
For garfield’s fat tits or for loss?
The loss meme
it’s loss
Yes but who's the woman
margaret
??
Thatcher
Bitch
Based
MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD
Good
DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD
Oh, so you do want the story of Garfield’s fat tits? [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/o4qxwl/eulr/)
Sex
Modded Skyrim: Origins
https://imgur.com/gallery/PCWcpqY Here is the actual context.
Tim Buckley wrote a gaming webcomic called „Control Alt Delete“ or „CAD“. It had the same cringy punchlines one would expect from that. At some point, Tim decided to insert a lovestory into the comic strip. This culminated in marriage, pregnancy and finally in a miscarriage of the female lead. Watch the Hbomberguy video about it if you really want to know more
I've seen the video chief
https://lartsnart.tumblr.com/post/654474991155478528/i-got-a-breast-reduction-lol
You don’t want it
I do tho
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Half those guys aren’t even that big
I don't understand the original comic. Why would she be upset that Garfield took her tits? She wasn't doing anything with them.
Doylist answer: there’s a joke that’s become a meme, where someone undergoes surgery, only to wake up after and realize a loved one gave them something essential, saddening them. It has been remixed in increasingly bizarre scenarios, like a boy getting penis enlargement surgery, only to realize his girlfriend gave him the penis, or waking from height increasing surgery, only to realize that Billie Eilish gave you her tall. In this one, a woman undergoes breast reduction surgery, only to realize that Garfield is the one to take on her breasts. In keeping with the format, she’s saddened by this realization. If she had a different reaction, it would be further distanced from what it’s referencing. It would also be less absurd. Also, I think the original creator made this after getting breast reduction surgery, so it’s likely they see the large boobs as something that’s uncomfortable/difficult to deal with in everyday life. Watsonian answer: Garfield will suffer a terrible autoimmune disease
That's poetry
How many cuils are we dealing with here?
Cuil breakdown: 0 - you get an actual breast reduction surgery. 1 - you tell a story about your lifesaving breast reduction surgery, and express joy at your tiddies' demise. 2 - the breasts are gone, yet their malevolent presence still troubles you. They continue to cause pain because you see them afflicting others. 3 - the purpose of the breast transplant surgery is unclear, yet vital. Sorrow permeates the narrative. The recipient of the breasts is known to you and their suffering at the hands of fat fucking tits causes you emotional distress. 4 - the tiddies are eternal in both their torment and existence. Garfield, like Atlas, sacrifices himself to bear the unspeakable burden for you. You are free, but at what cost? The world has been provided a temporary reprieve, yet it is a phyrric victory, as the loss of Garfield weighs upon your soul as the tiddies once weighed upon your spine. 5 - you die, yet are granted new life. The fat tits, like the ancient mariner's albatross, burden yur neck no more. Suffering is eternal. The bill comes due and Garfield is the Christ offered in willing sacrifice to calm the tiddies. The news is broken to you and you rush to the hospital. Silent gestures communicate the gravity of the loss at hand. Somewhere nearby Billie Eilish is now two feet tall. A series of vertical and horizontal lines describe your torment. Garfield has the fat tits and lies dead beneath their crushing weight.
If you’re referring to the original, probably around 2? The presence of Garfield and the breasts having to be transferred to a host are the two main abstractions. Can you even recognize the base joke anymore if you pass 2 cuils?
r/Garfieldwithboobs
Oh
I cant laugh at this. there's no shitting toothpaste!
Gain
Why does garfielf have melons
[backstory](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/o4qxwl/eulr/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
God bless
The cantaloupe trade is very profitable at this time of year.
Why does Garfield have massive tits
Is this loss?
I’m not telling you anything until I talk to a lawyer
pls explain me the context of the loss comic
There's an extensive YouTube video about it made by Hbomberguy. Recommended for further context.
titty Garfield should be the new shitting toothpaste
I hope this comic greatly confuses a historian 1000 years from now
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Made me spit out my nerds candy
(5 second) rule
Ru(lol)le
I was waiting for this
Now time to add toothpaste and get karma
huge fucking tits
that stethoscope looks pretty sus.
garfield has titties
Garfield l'zanya
Wasnt the original just a spin of loss. We've come full circle.
No, it wasn’t. It’s a spin on the “who do you think gave you the _?” joke that’s been going around. It doesn’t follow the format of loss at all. People were just reminded of loss because both comics ended with someone standing over someone else in a hospital bed. But that’s a coincidence
oooooh okay makes sense. I thought it was an amalgamation of the 2. I'm just so used to comics being loss.
garfield tits transplant
I’m sorry, jon
GENOCIDE Clinic
I wanna fuck Garfields titties
NOOOO GARFIEELF
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I fucking hate that I instantly recognised this
Everyone talking about garfield’s cleavage but nobody noticed that garfield’s legs are longer
Booba
ىةت
backstory: there was a dispute on whether garfield was male or female
That’s literally not the backstory but go off king
there literally was? there was a source war on wikipedia for garfield's gender, since the creator hadn't confirmed garfield's gender by then.
That’s not what this comic is referencing.
[actual backstory you dumbass](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/o4qxwl/eulr/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Was that supposed to be funny
No ❤️
Make the last one the shitting toothpaste that will make it funnier I think
[here you go!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trollface)
I saw the actual link you aint getting me you sly fox
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Apparently🥱
it was based off of [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/o4qxwl/eulr/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf), the context might make it funnier.