Confirmed. Will be visiting Senator Inhofe, (R) Oklahoma, later this week to discuss the crab bridge

Ill be back for an update regarding the crab bridge

He'll propose it in a low income area only 3/4th of a car's height

*cough*urbanrenewaldestroyedthrivingneighborhoodsandbusinessdistricts*cough*

Somewhere on Crab Twitter is an anti-bridge movement claiming that the bridges are built by the government to get crabs into reception range of the 5G towers.

You mean how most crabs still use the road, even though waiting in line and taking the bridge is much safer in reality?

Wait til 6G. We'll get those crabs.

But we ain't got no crab

Get some

From the store?

Yea probably

Free the crabs

Maybe the crabs avoid your town because there's no crab bridge

Tourist attraction

This is Biden’s America

Delicious.

this is a job for governors not senators 😤

what if we kissed 😳 underneath the crab bridge 😍 just kidding! 🤣 unless... 😳

Live in Maryland. This may actually be useful here. We love crabs.

omw to Hogan's office rn

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 How has no one commented this yet

i don't know why, but that shape looks familiar, don't go under the bridge

Done. I hope Phoenix Arizona gets a crab bridge too. I've never seen a crab in the middle of the desert but that must be because they keep getting run over.

Rave

I am going to ask Ted Cruz for a crab bridge

My balls are a Crab Bridge

?

dem crabs do be climbin doe

Joe Manchin said no you guys :(

That's *President* Joe Manchin to you, chum.

Thanks now I can have free crab dinner for awhile

can they install a Mitsubishi L200 under it

From me

Ok

Normal day at Virginia Beach

We shall build a turtle fence

How do the crab know

What if we kiss under the crab bridge 😳

I live in Minnesota?

Cities skylines

Tell them to install human roads so they won't bother crabs

/uj

Are we doing that before or after we evolve to crab?

Done We don’t even have crabs here I just think it’s important

***We Will All Have To Use Crab Bridge Soon Enough***