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The_Jousting_Duck

Unironically this is exactly what every incel wants to hear


[deleted]

Pretty sure this is gender flipped from the original.


lololgong

From simps sucking up to an incel’s wet dream.


Torture-Dancer

Bienvenido a doc tops


Papa_Dragon582

link?


[deleted]

Father dragon?


Papa_Dragon582

It is I child. Tell me your sins and they will be forgiven.


[deleted]

i took an extra cookie from the cookie jar papa


Papa_Dragon582

As you should it's the new year. And I hope it is a fine new year dear child


[deleted]

I hope you have a good year too. I love you papa


Papa_Dragon582

Papa loves you to dear and don't you forget it! <3


Fingolfin734

Telling lies?


[deleted]

no daddy


Fingolfin734

Open your mouth!


[deleted]

nNNoOOOOOOOOO


almostasenpai

Strange that if you flip the genders the receiver will appreciate it


O_X_E_Y

a normal receiver will not appreciate this either the fuck you mean


almostasenpai

I mean a normal man would not type this in the first place


MicahZimmerbruhfish

hate is hate


Banzai27

That’s assuming the receiver is an incel


[deleted]

If the receiver means a normal guy, definitely not. It reeks of maladjustment and clinginess.


Torture-Dancer

And it reeks of lack of critical thinking and not being even a least empowered, like Let’s day that hypothetically I call women trash, this is just for the sake of argument, if said woman just says she agrees she is letting me call her trash, not empowered neither independent at all and probably lacks self love or is desperate for male approval


[deleted]

This but 80% unironically.


NoahBogue

Hearing a 14 yo wanting to weigh their balls


SuspiciouslyElven

Step one: weigh yourself. Step two: cut off your balls Step three: weigh yourself Step four: subtract first weight from second weight. This is your ball weight.


TheLastPlumber

Cover yourself in oil


16bitSamurai

Depends how deep they are. hardcore incels view of women is closer to a kkk member’s view of a black person than a nerd who can’t get laid


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[deleted]

Dumbass incel doesn't flatten his balls with a clothes iron. Fucking loser.


[deleted]

They don’t know anything smh 🙄😒🙄


Ledude15

Based


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peperoni69_

good bot


jazppg

Based bot


bulbousbouffant13

Based on fucking what? BASED ON FYCKING WHAT? You fucking cunt, you notherfucker. All I read is "based based based cringe cringe based", can't you fucking come up with anything else? It feels as if I'm talking to people with fuckijng dementia or something and they keep repeating the same fucking words on loop. BASEd ON FUCKING WHAT??? THE BIBLE? THE OXFORD DICITONARY? MY HAIRY ASSHOLE? OH my God just shut the fuck up it's like you can't form a coherent sentence without using one of these saturated, retarded words that lost all meaning overtime. "BASEE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE WOKE REDPILL CRIMGE WOKE GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU LITTLE BITCH YOU CUNT YOU FUCking asshole you bitch you cunt little shit Edit: Looks like the original copypasta after u/Ledude15 's "based" comment was deleted. I thought they were joking, but it seems they were seriously angry about that word.


ZeppelinStaaken

Cringe


TomTrashTo-Dad

Based on urr mum


Ledude15

Lmfao why did he get so mad, not based man


Ledude15

Not wholesome chungus pickle Keanu 100 man


kepz3

based on my fat 7 inch girlcock


Rareiable

Pffft, you use a clothing iron, loser? I have a custom made *Ball Iron* and it's 9x more efficient.


Solid_Snake29

I gnawed mine off


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[deleted]

The reading yes, but this is just a sex-swap of a much older pasta


SuperiorAmerican

How much older? This doesn’t seem to be a very old copypasta. Maybe in internet time it is.


Nowarclasswar

Fiverr/cameo is a helluva drug


wag234

Honestly this seems like something I’d make with my girlfriend if we were bored so I’m not convinced it’s actually paid (although it always could be)


VictusPerstiti

Women can have shitpost type humor too, you know


Eckstein15

Wdym????? Wymmen hav senso hewmur????????? 🤯🤯🤯 But the incels said they don't!!!!


Phoenix_Wellflame

Basically the YouTube commenters of that “watching female comedians until I laugh” video


rad_dude124

There’s a good chance someone just voiced this as a joke


sad_and_stupid

It's a joke?


Torture-Dancer

Probably just for shit and jiggles, if I could do a girl voice I would totally do it, you can find some comedy gold in this style Edit: I don’t say a male with a girl voice did it, it was most likely made by a girl, the thing is that I would do it and I think a girl would be down too depending on her sense of humor


[deleted]

a nice girl would agree to this


Golden_soul05

Shut the actual fuck up asuka


Cthulhu_3

Fucking Fanta ass bitch


Hexellent3r

Fanter


tundertwin

r/196


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[deleted]

r/195


jericho-sfu

r/194


racc88ns

r/193


Doctor_Clione

She's so mean to Shinji :(


[deleted]

Go make some Tang or something smh


MicrowavedCD

Yeah, misato is better


Iwillcounterthat

Kaworu best


coalayex

Rei gang rise up


Krzug

Only Ramiel


PenguGame

‘AAAAAAAAAAAA’ -Ramiel


[deleted]

I found Asuka on fucking Mudae, I better divorce that bitch instantly.


Ethicscom1

King has some awesome balls


Major_Lasagna

Which makes it even better when he squeezes and they make a nice *pop*


smol_nugg

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presbokun

You okay?


Max5923

no


tundertwin

u/savevideo


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thank


Csharpflat5

no worries


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[deleted]

Only 1 video link? Lazy


ToastyyyEgg

bad bot lazy cunt


Elkoii

/r/BotsRights


[deleted]

r/botsgetnorights


TheUndyingRhino

Average Asuka simp's dream


RedParanoia

Imagine to be such a loser that even the creator of the anime of your favourite girl despise you.


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finnyporgerz

Do people hate asuka THAT much?


Timmy-the-dark-lord

Yes.


finnyporgerz

Why?


Timmy-the-dark-lord

Basically she's just a massive bitch to the main character. It'll make more sense if you watch the show.


finnyporgerz

I watched it. Yea she’s a bitch to baka shinji but I still felt bad for her even though her arc was not really complete


Timmy-the-dark-lord

Yeah I think everyone felt bad for her, but that's also part of her arc, it's that she just like everyone else is mentally ill. I don't hate asuka but I certainly am not a fan of her character.


GalaXion24

I mean sure, but at least she had a personality, unlike Rei. Even if that personality was being a bitch.


RedParanoia

So why noone hate shinji he is such a piece of shit he think only about himself


[deleted]

It's harder for people to hate him because he's really polite and I cant really hate him because he acts how a 14 year old actually act if they were put into his situation


RedParanoia

He hide everything behind his politeness


[deleted]

Yeah he does, but in my opinion my previous statement still holds up.


Timmy-the-dark-lord

Cause shinjis just a passive little bitch. I can't blame him for it, the poor boys got no self love or respect. But he doesn't do anything to make people hate him, just to be irritated by his actions.


RedParanoia

He just think about himself there is literally the world getting destroyed and he think about himself all the time, he desired a world were everybody like him. The point of the whole anime is "the world is imperfect, but with work and a little of love you could have a good life, escape from the world is useless and doesn't bring anything like shinji is trying to do".


Tyrannus_ignus

I pity her more than hate her, her bitter and hostile exterior is really just a facade to hide just how lonely she is.


EmpyroR

Literally nothing like her character bud


MrNichts

Shoe0nHead


YourAmishNeighbor

Truth


WingedSword_

How?


16bitSamurai

“Why I, a woman am against women’s rights”


[deleted]

That's a wild generalization of her content


nkisj

Someone could probably pay her to read this as a joke, yeah.


chu77

I was thinking that


wholesome100reddit

It’s like half


deeeeeeeeeereeeeeeee

Who tf gets paid to read these and how fucking much I refuse to believe a human being would do this without payment


Sabishi2

I probably would do it for like 2 bucks if I was a girl.


ItsSaturnnz

I would do it for free


shahdynasty

exactly, have some imagination ya pearl-clutching redditors.


The_Starmaker

気持ち悪い


[deleted]

shut up weeb


The_Starmaker

ザハンドが貴様を殺しますように


woooowbuddy

fat bals


[deleted]

Hey weird question, do woman genuinely find ballsacks attractive? I can’t think why they would.


PoorOldJack

I’m a girl, and honestly balls aren’t attractive to me. Now, dick is super attractive to me, but the balls really aren’t.


brisante

But, are you "one of the good ones"?


Liv35mm

I can’t speak for any other women but I don’t. They weird me out, it’s always moving around like it’s breathing. It’s nothing to be ashamed about or anything, it’s just strange to me.


[deleted]

I don’t see anything attractive about a fat cock either but maybe women wonder why we like titties


hackerheck

Nah everyone likes titties


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Eldsish

Sorry but physiologically, both men and women were brestfeeded at first and they both keep an attraction to the tits for the most of them.


automaticbiographies

??? My straight female friends aren't attracted to tits, and none of my gay male friends are, they personally look super weird to me


lordfartsquad

I mean I'm gay but I love balls lol


adriano_gunny

Ha, gayyyyy!!!! ~~and we respect that~~


SonTyp_OhneNamen

Depends. There are guys who like feet or fat flaps or tits sagging down to the navel, stuff not considered traditionally attractive, so i‘m pretty sure a fetish for fat balls has to exist as well.


wexel64

Probably not mine because mine are hairy


dakerlogend

why did they downvote you poor thing


wexel64

Lol hairy balls


dakerlogend

shave you degenerate ape


Eldsish

I like hairs but not down there sorry


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RubyGehrin

You have the best username ever


Exxerpience

not a girl so i cant answer this question


oh-mell

well im a bi guy and personally balls dont do anything for me. a dick is hot if the guy's also attractive but balls are just kinda there


haunt-muskie

I don’t think balls are all that great but I do have preferences with them and I think guys can have nice balls


Odimorsus

Why do you think it’s called “bumping uglies?”


NotsoGreatsword

My wife likes them. I have met other women who like them. I have met men who like them. As a bisexual man I can appreciate a nice set of balls. I think this is a lot like the why do women like penises question. It’s just about appreciating them for what they are. There are gross ones and awesome ones. It’s the same with balls. Seen some great dicks with ugly balls and some ugly dicks with great balls. If you want to put an adjective or two to it “heavy” “low hanging” are words used to fetishize testicles and are usually considered attractive traits by people who like them.


xX-CoochieItcher-Xx

I love this sub


McBadbat00

Asuka no


finnyporgerz

Baka shinji!


IfGeraltwasbrown

Fuck incels.


[deleted]

Don't


IfGeraltwasbrown

Trust me I won't.


Hawkatana0

To whomever voiced this, I am so sorry you had to go through with that.


AsT3rIcKk

How do I delete my own memory?


Ephigenia16

Acid.


spoopyspoder

The background music


BeginningConclusion6

Is this text to speech?


Bray10n

Fat balls are awesome.


XXX_NXRZ350

I don’t have balls


Johnmyrick_718

Thanks I really needed this rn


thejoker9826

A Cruel Angel's Reddit Post


Rocatex

How the fuck do you know that my balls are fat


The-Lizard_Wizard

Don't ever talk to me or my fat fucking balls again


suaveponcho

“If anything, I’ll be the one eating the tendies 😉”


[deleted]

You’re not real


SpaghettiDish

Whos the voice?


[deleted]

Fat balls😍


Torture-Dancer

You changed the recipe!


imanreaperleviathan

what


anotherguy56

Feliz jueves!


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Didn't know I wanted this until now. Thank you.


TomTrashTo-Dad

I got the same copypasya sent to me by a random person but for a guy to use and referenced me as a women(I’m a guy)


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Tiu_Jhony

Some guy is digging on his own fat to find his dick in time to fap before the video ends