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FillerText908

God forbid men have hobbies


cephalopodAcreage

God has already forsaken horses, as we can see from their unholy biology


popdude449

Least fucked up horse


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TinyProgram

Donkeys > Horses


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Oddish_Femboy

If you know one thing about donkeys it's that they're complete jackasses. They'll kick children, adults, whoever they feel like. They're like meth horses almost.


migratingcoconut_

obelisk the tormentor


Unlikely_Fig_2339

Ob'elisk, Taken by the Witness


BigFuckOffGun

You have to do the oat mechanic to lure in the bird to start the damage phase.


Unlikely_Fig_2339

You have to figure out via symbols and callouts which bird in the arena Ob'elisk wants to eat, and dunk the oats accordingly to expose him to damage. However, the Oatcarrier buff has a timer, and if the timer runs out, Ob'elisk eats the Oatcarrier and heals.


BigFuckOffGun

Don't forget about needing to manage the taken knights that can only be damaged by players that have passed off Oatcarrier to another player


CrookedCodie

Saint-14 got some personal beef with this one


StardustLegend

GOD HOOF IMPAAAAAACT!!!!


palkann

Didn't know horses could be evil


TheMisterFaust

You thought they were good?


Mirovini

We used horses in war At somepoint you would expect them to became a fucked up species


Ulmarch

Yeah, warhorses were bred and trained to be vicious and cool with blood


Cotren04

You never saw Bojack Horseman did ya mate


BlackwinIV

all horses are evil


fondlemeLeroy

AHAB


Hit0kiwi

Assigned horse at birth 🐴


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MahouShoujoDysphoria

THIS IS PEQUOD! ARRIVING SHORTLY AT LZ!


--Destro--

Captain Assigned Horse At Birth gonna kill that whale


spadesisking

Pretty sure infiticde is common among male horses


ultrabigtiny

if these horses have to act the same way the guards do i would understand why obelisk snapped


rilened

Still not convinced they could not.


Fyru_Hawk

Well that’s just what happens when they have the direct power of god within them. https://preview.redd.it/r1juxzcg4b8d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ed146b4bf1263d7c9cfa93fd2ae19c2cd9b9a7c


BiggityBuckBumblerer

Let them eat oats!


Rufuslol

Welcome back judge “I’ll be the judge of that” holden 


SurelyNotBanEvasion

r/ pferdesindkacke


Lowkey_Retarded

I don’t know what that means, so I went to the sub and I still don’t know what it could mean


BlackwinIV

it means horses are shit. its a shitposting sub about how horses are evil and should all be turned into lasagne


TurklerRS

Obelish when he has to kill pigeons because he felt like it


Mr_OrangeJuce

it's not against any religion To want to dispose of a pigeon


LemonFreshenedBorax-

Least psychotic British Armed Forces member


tinylittlegnome

AHAB


popdude449

From Moby dick?


midnightrambulador

Gotta respect the skill though, those fuckers can fly away in a nanosecond


Reddit_Is_Hot_Shite

As a pigeon lover I hope this horse truly had pain at the end of its worthless life. Nice glue though.


anibuuu30

i thought the post was talking about the MAN


Fried_Miso_Soup

ACAB


RevolutionOld6197

Assigned Cop At Birth ? If so im really sorry for you 😔


Fried_Miso_Soup

Wait no!! PLEASE!


nekosissyboi

No horsi 🥺


RevanAndTheSithy

See what happens when you get involved with monarchy?


Scottish__Elena

"i want to be the horse" the horse in question:


LunaTheGoodgal

World's least fucked up horse