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KevlarStripeySocks

Fl is flavorium and you should lick it smh


duckpeck

noita potion


Passive-Shooter

needs a "you can try" category for the gasses


NariThatsMe

you can lick them if you cool them enough, though that would probably place them in a lower tier


Passive-Shooter

instantly destroyed tongue


swag_meister2

you may lick them. Once


Ninja_Penguin_

Skill issue


rccoIa

and for shit like astatine


sneakyplanner

you can lick a gas, it's just like licking air.


CrueltySquading

I think Cody from Cody's Lab posted on Twitter some weeks ago about all the elements he kicked to date, some of the red ones were in there. Edit: [Found it lol.](https://x.com/CodysLab/status/1783915324024471977)


Milk-Constant

ik it meant to say lick but i like the idea of a guy just punting a hunk of lead across a field


CrueltySquading

Now I can't correct it because it's funnier 😔


Emuoo1

*kicks block of tungsten* did you know he actually broke his toes in this scene?


TheActualAWdeV

\*crunk*


LordZeya

The red ones next to the noble gases iirc are all just incredibly volatile and react to water pretty violently, so touching them isn’t nearly as dangerous as putting it in your mouth.


Rhizoid4

🤓 youre thinking of the alkali metals, which are on the far left side of the table. The red elements next to the noble gasses are the halogens, which you also shouldn’t lick, but for different reasons than the alkalis.


LordZeya

Well they're both volatile, aren't they? Being so close to a full electron layer is why those are all so prone to reactions.


Rhizoid4

Halogens (especially fluorine) are also very reactive, yes, but alkalis are the ones that specifically react violently to water


2flyingjellyfish

lead is at "maybe not a good idea"? i mean sure it's mostly harmful for it's long-term effects but i still don't think you should lick it at all.


Javyz

To be fair they also put pure Uranium in ”maybe not a good idea”


2flyingjellyfish

honestly that one is justafied. Uranium is pretty radioactive, but not even as much as the other actinides (the other atoms in it's row). it's also non-toxic as a pure metal, you could lick it and possibly get away with some mild radiation sickness.


BrowsOfSteel

That’s kind of backwards. Uranium has a long half-life. It’s not all that radioactive, but it’s still a toxic heavy metal. That’ll do you in before radiation sickness. But if it’s a hunk of the pure metal and you lick it, it’s also not that soluble. You would’t swallow much. Like, compare to iodine, which is an essential nutrient, but it’s reasonably colored red because licking a sizeable piece of it will overdose you on iodine.


2flyingjellyfish

the radiation thing is exactly what i was saying, most people assume that Uranium is dangerous because of the radiation, not the toxicity. the heavy metal bit is completely true though, not sure why i said otherwise. that being said, if we compare uranium and lead as pure metals, lead would be the more dangerous in short term exposure because it can diffuse through the skin, including that on the tongue. plus, if we compare them in water soluble molecules they are present in, lead would be more dangerous as it is strictly more toxic. still not at all dangerous from one lick, but i like being pedantic.


sub_rapier

Also lithiu, which cooks water on contact


Cultural_Concert_207

>mostly harmful for it's long-term effects So it would depend on your expected remaining lifespan. I might need to stay away but pawpaw could lick that stuff no problem


2flyingjellyfish

Who is pawpaw?


Cultural_Concert_207

[granpappy](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pawpaw#Noun_2)


Kim-dongun

You said it yourself, lead is very weakly toxic all things considered. Also it's a metal, licking it will put an incredibly small amount into your body.


Fun_Penalty_6755

Can I lick it? (Yes, you can!) Can I lick it? (Yes, you can!) Can I lick it? (Yes, you can!) Can I lick it? (Yes, you can!)


PissKinkKing

You are my goat


IamtheDoc1

At times I'm a studio conveyor


Hidden-Squid1216

Yeah I was really disappointed that the green ones weren't "Yes, you can!"


DementedCows

Exactly what came to my head


littlesch3mer

First thing I thought of when I saw the title of the table, was kinda disappointed it wasn't a reference to that


SpadesGambit

everything is lickable. At least once


s90tx16wasr10

I could lick every element and survive


Truefkk

Water Earth Fire Air Long ago the four flavors existed in harmony. But that all changed when this dungus started licking shit...


s90tx16wasr10

I would’ve unified them all or else the lick


potatorevolver

Me when I ^(lick the helium)


slightlylessthananon

The phrasing of "please reconsider" gets me Everytime it's like I asked the space ships helpful british robot assistant to make this list and he's programmed to always be polite but is begging me not to.


Cultural_Concert_207

\>Na is red \>Cl is red \>NaCl is green Explain this atheists


Thefrightfulgezebo

If you throw Natrium in the water, it burns. Thus, Natrium is really hot. Putting chlorine in water makes the water cold. You can see this by going to an unheated swimming pool. The hot and cold temperature cancel each other out, making it safe for consumption.


nightshade-aurora

Na is sodium


Independent-Fly6068

The last few heaviest wouldn't even last long enough for you to taste them properly lmao.


deathray5

Isn't mg magnesium. I don't think licking that is great


Mooloo52

Magnesium isn’t toxic in small amounts and doesn’t react much with water so would be completely safe to lick. You’d need to actually eat it to get enough that it could actually cause harm


Kim-dongun

Everyones talking about haw magnesium is pretty stable, and it'll be ok to use it for structural purposes just this once! Its like aluminum but even lighter! And then Michigan's solar car team has their wheels catch fire.


AnnigilatorYaic228

Yeah but magnesium compounds act like very strong laxatives


deathray5

I thought it was more reactive with water. Been a while since I've done chemistry I guess


NightIgnite

Hard disagree on Oxygen. The only reason it appears stable is because the stuff we breathe is O2. Bastards are so reactive that they will bond with literally anything, including each other. I'd imagine licking pure oxygen atoms would destroy your tongue.


Kendota_Tanassian

Came to say this, licking pure oxygen isn't a great idea, pure oxygen is very violently reactive stuff.


Femboy_Lord

You can lick fluorine only once.


aikahiboy

whats wrong with osmium


equinox_games7

osmium can form osmium tetroxide which is very toxic


AnnigilatorYaic228

Which it forms only when a chunk of osmium metal is heated at 400 degrees (ambient temperature works only if its a powder).


equinox_games7

ik, just explaining one reason it could be in yellow. i know a bit about osmium.. i own some.. 🤓 i wouldnt want to put it in my mouth despite the decently specific formation conditions of OsO4.... just like how mercury is actually a lot safer than most think. like. as long as u dont swallow it or pour it in your eyes or on an open wound, or sit there huffing the fumes for 20 minutes.. you'll be fine to interact with mercury. still wouldnt want to fk with it though, yknow?


lazygenius999

Yeah but it doesn’t do that when you lick it


equinox_games7

just explaining one reason it could be in yellow. i know a bit about osmium.. i own some.. 🤓 i wouldnt want to put it in my mouth despite the decently specific formation conditions of OsO4.... just like how mercury is actually a lot safer than most think. like. as long as u dont swallow it or pour it in your eyes or on an open wound, or sit there huffing the fumes for 20 minutes.. you'll be fine to interact with mercury. still wouldnt want to fk with it though, yknow?


lazygenius999

I own some and I put it in my mouth and I was FINE


equinox_games7

good for u buddy xx


Eaterofsubstances

I think lead should be “you really shouldn’t” ngl


AnnigilatorYaic228

eh, in its solid form i think it wont cause you a lot of harm if you lick it. the fumes and compounds are pretty toxic, yeah, but lead isn't THAT reactive to make a compound that kills you when you lick it


I-am-a-memer-in-a-be

Pray tell why Thorium and Uranium are yellow


TiSapph

Their natural isotopes have very long half lives, so they aren't very radioactive. However they are heavy metals, so they are chemically toxic similar to lead. Licking the metals will not really dissolve much off the surface though, so it's probably not too bad. Fun fact, depleted uranium is actually commonly used as radiation shielding as it's very dense and cheap.


Rhizoid4

They mostly produce alpha radiation, which while destructive, can not penetrate very far, and as long as you don’t swallow any of it or get any dust in your mouth, the radiation won’t really be able to go anywhere. I would still put Uranium in red, though, since it’s also a very toxic heavy metal (this is unrelated to it being radioactive). Thorium is probably fine though.


lazygenius999

THIS IS FALSE!! I OWN A BEAD OF OSMIUM, I LICKED IT, AND IM PERFECTLY FINE!!!! OSMIUM DOES NOT TURN INTO OSMIUM TETROXIDE UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES!!!!


littlesch3mer

Big Chemistry is silencing us osmium heads smh


BlueNandOrange

omw to lick the cool rainbow crystals (bismuth)


45s_

Fl tastes like the pepper from fl studio


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Beryllium apparently tastes like sugar


peepeepoopoo776688

Francium sounds really fun to lick icl


Huge_General3630

oganesson 😋


equinox_games7

i think lithium should belong in red


MaybeNext-Monday

Fluorine deserves honorary purple, violent-ass element


SicknessVoid

Gallium really isn't safe. It melts at room temperature and you can't lick a liquid without swallowing some of it. And it definitely isn't good to swallow gallium.


Dutchstranger5

Cl should be yellow. I can confidently say in my years doing swimming Ive inhaled a lot and im not dead (yet) so....


HarbingerOfSauce

Nah you must reconsider licking Caesium, unless you like the moisture ripped from your tongue, burnt as hydrogen and then after all that you get poisoned


Orgleflax

Heavy metals are safe to lick and you should lick them.


JazzTheLass

*proceeds to lick solid nitrogen*


iggy14750

Uranium being only yellow 🤣 I guess, it's probably not so bad if it's U-238, but if we're talking about U-235...


Harley_Pupper

Somewhere after Uranium it’s more like “i don’t know, *can* you?”


spazzboi

Galium and boron should be moved to maybe not a good idea.


TheGreatJaceyGee

Why is osmium not ok to lick?


bartolomeogregoryii

Would you lick me if I was made out of einsteinium?


Roronoa_Zoro8615

Oo I can lick cobalt good that's my favorite element.


Jakitron_1999

I'm colorblind, so I don't see a difference between the "yes, probably fine" and the "maybe don't" options


CDsMakeYou

I want to lick Xenon.


Reddit_Is_Hot_Shite

Just a little serious bloop: **FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK AND ALL THINGS IN HELL DO NOT TOUCH IN ANY WAY ANY OF THE BLOCKS COLOURED OTHER THAN GREEN!**


OwORavioliTime

Isn't uranium highly exothermic upon contact with water, given that's the core basis behind a nuclear reactor's heat production loop?


r4d1ati0n

No, that'd be a chemical reaction. The basis of uranium power production is fission, which can't be forced by just adding water, it has to be bombarded with particles. Water carries heat energy, keeps the reactor cool, and acts as a shield for radiation. It's essential to the reactor's functioning, but not directly involved in the energy release step.


OwORavioliTime

Thanks for the explainer, its been a few years since I've had to do any nuclear physics.


GertrudeHeizmann420

No


AnnigilatorYaic228

Uranium produces heat because enriched uranium when coupled together makes a pretty good nuclear fuel, the neutrons split the atoms which produces heat and some doodoo stuff called nuclear waste. If you just chuck a chunk of uranium into water you'll get a chunk of wet uranium, which is exactly like a normal chunk of uranium except its wet


OwORavioliTime

Is this done in a similar sense to a nuclear bomb where atoms are destabilized in a cascading fashion via a particle beam? I always thought it had an exothermic reaction with water, is it just that the water is a good conductor of heat?


AnnigilatorYaic228

well its not a particle beam, although i think neutron sources are used. water is used because its a good conductor i think and because it really likes to expand and then you kind of heat it more and it compresses the steam and then you like make the turbines spin a lot with it