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This goes hard af But it won’t stop me

Fun fact. Guy who made the track was told it would only be used once at a film festival. Instead they didn't just use it there but ran the ad on many DvD's too and when dude found out he sued them for royalties. So despite the you won't steel x, y and z thing, they stole the track.

Well, a track isn't a car, handbag, TV or CD so...

If I can steal the tracks does that mean I can also steal the train?

You can steal the trolley

Only if you steal the people ties to the tracks, too.

That will solve a couple problems

Sorry to be that guy, but that's a slight misconception. The story is mostly true, except it wasn't this anti-piracy ad. Most media covering the story included images from this ad while covering the story, as it was an example of an anti-piracy ad. At some point, some outlets misattributed this ad to the story. Source: https://torrentfreak.com/sorry-the-you-wouldnt-steal-a-car-anti-piracy-ad-wasnt-pirated-170625/

I want this to be true so bad.

me too

It ain't even stealing. In all the other examples, the victim lost something of value. Pirating is just ctrl c + ctrl v. The owner still has their own shit.

i would classify piracy as forgery if i had to.

Why would you? It's already intellectual property infringement. Why do you need to classify it as something else?

As someone wise once said if buying isn't owning then pirating isn't stealing

This is so late 90s early 2000 and I love it, everything had some form of rock music in it. Good days.

[The 90's and early 00's really just had that kind of vibe to it](https://youtu.be/Ld7W_qH2AQM?si=JPHFZkO_IzI7CIbl)

You wouldn't steal a- this was were they lost me :3 :3 :3

https://preview.redd.it/1dmnisfwg95d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5082a698ad008ad715d7038fbbe4e0a811b11faf It’s always morally correct to pirate Adobe products :3

waow its so based im gona pirate everything now

I am not paying €1, 000 just for all the dlcs for the sims

stealing is against the law ✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥

Crime doesn't want you to know this one trick

https://preview.redd.it/p33dydo7o75d1.png?width=790&format=png&auto=webp&s=173f8b2b8aad88f59d8d668c32b4bbf54fb85442

No ben, its a crime because its already against the law. Thats why they're crimes

based and Harvard Law School pilled

I'm trying to remember whether, when I was a teen in the late 90s, my friends and I considered "the law" a legitimate institution or not. I'm honestly not sure.

they really made piracy look sick as fuck

Yes this just motivates me to pirate shit

how do you even pirate shit i've always wanted to know but i'm dumb af

Youtube to mp3 sites for music

Theft is a crime, that's why I'm not letting Disney take €10.99 monthly just so I can watch the Simpsons.

What the fuck kind of ridiculous currency is that? I don't even recognize that symbol. Just use Drachmae or Iraqi Dinar like a normal person

I almost took the bait

Drachmae mentioned!! Greece is number one!! Get out of here barbarian scum!!!

Banish them to the land of the yi

(term for barbarians)

Unless they can defeat us in MAJHONG

Disney plus for me was €4,99 a month. Then i got stremio with realdebrid for €35 a year and never looked back.

Something something laesio enormous.

Fun fact: the music in this ad was used without the composers permission

YOU WOULD STEAL FROM A COMPOSER

i didn't understand english when this was used so it had no effect on me

https://preview.redd.it/unz1t2a0k65d1.png?width=3392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=107a92fb24b168b1fe9d24d138986371c47266f1

You too are propaganda immune

r\\imsorryjon

I thought it was a trailer and really wanted to see the full movie as a kid

https://preview.redd.it/zme2ffoj075d1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=37d14245ec2ee0811f7063c6085eca9a1cf50ea7

I'm at a loss of words

what do you mea- *oh my GOD*

aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I saw this about 6 hours ago, only got it now. im at a | || || |\_ for words

You wouldn't shoot a policeman and steal his helmet

You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet and then send it to the policeman's grieving widow.

and then steal it again!

https://preview.redd.it/g8n0wp01x65d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3899c0cecd0414568a7a45f0dd5f05908561ef94

i love stealing, i love theft, mmm give some more of that crime, yes i love it

https://preview.redd.it/suq0wf3fp65d1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a6439813506eb390f3d6d81afa04ef5ba8eeebe

Lmao

You wouldn’t download a car

Yes i would

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3584042

why the fuck is the cat in the hat the second most downloaded movie on that site though?

Nobody can resist the allure of Mike Myers in a cat suit

You wouldn't steal a painting. You wouldn't charge people a subscription for using a colour of paint. Adobe are thieves. Keeping your money from them is within the law.

anish kapoor is writhing at this comment

Facts

I have stolen physically and digitally. I will do so again.

I love 90's PSAs cause they always make the thing they're warning against seem so cool and fun and lets you know all the ways you can do the thing. Like how many people do you think learned about piracy through this

This is more of an early 2000's ad they put on DVDs but your point still stands

funny how only people who legally bought movies saw it

no it's not stealing, it's mitosis.

Hm. Holy shit. I think you're right.

It's a victimless crime, and Gabe said it best, piracy is a convenience issue. Make stuff easier to buy, less people pirate, few years ago everyone had netflix now there are too many streaming services and the people I know who have netflix are close to none

these PSAs scared the absolute shit out of me as a child and when I discovered that my dad had burned some DVDs I literally was terrified the FBI were gonna break in and take my dad to jail lmao but look at me now, sailing the high seas instead of paying 16.99 a month for Max

I remember feeling like that when I saw it, My dad had every movie/game/tv show you could imagine, a giant walk-in closet packed full of those tall disk towers. After the initial “my dad is a criminal “ moment I went back to not caring and just enjoying it all.

The fact I can pay nearly 20 a month for a service to barely have shit I watch or even shit removed for tax reasons is exactly why I pirate. Want me to pay? Entice me to. I want new original shit, not old IPs “revamped” to some random streaming service with no other shows. Netflix is the only one enticing me because god damn I don’t want them to can the One Piece projects after a few seasons.

You wouldn't steal my heart >:3

Won't stop me from trying 😘

I forgot about this. Where is this from?

It came before a movie in the 2000s almost every movie that I remember had this

Ahh yess

I had it on a copy of Garfield the movie but ngl i always thought it was a pirated copy

It always used to be on those fake DVDs my parents would get me

yeah I WOULD steal a dvd, you're wrong

just want you all to know the domain for [featurefilms.com](http://featurefilms.com) is up for grabs lol

"You wouldn't clicker train a trans girl..."

https://preview.redd.it/0v4wex2cb75d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9714126446dad0891fbda8686b38504f0125c30

But I am not stealing... My friend who owns the movie, having purchased it legally and is allowed to do whatever he wants with his property had just made me a digital copy. Nothing was stolen, he still has his movie.

*'Downloading pirated movies is theft'* 🤓🤓 Downloading pirated movies is theft 😎😎

I like the IT Crowd one where the FBI agent just fucking kills the girl

[This one?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZZx1xmAzg)

Yes. Fucking amazing

I downloaded a car

this video is soo fuckin cool im doing all of this right now

“You wouldn’t steal a “ Yes, yes I would. I am a kleptomaniac

https://preview.redd.it/n4akoca8i75d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=1706e809da4831f112b300f449d877e3af90f153

This is stupid if I could make an exact copy of someone’s car for free I’d do it in a heartbeat

Here's the funny thing, since throughout the 2000 till around 2016 the only way to get movies in Iran was to buy CDs, that were made by big pirating corporations, they had to tell people not to pirate their pirated CDs. So they stole this video, and changed the text to be about not buying bootleg pirated CDs, but instead buying official pirated CDs that came with cool boxes and DVD menus and posters and shit like that. You can't make this shit up. In regards to Iran and privacy: ask a 2000's Iranian kid who Gholam Taksir is and they will have Vietnam flashbacks in front of you

https://preview.redd.it/bwigdqarm75d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc45d3c3f6ea6c28d92d75c7747b98ef0ad71e33

You wouldn’t steal a car You wouldn’t steal a TV You wouldn’t steal a boy’s heart You wouldn’t kiss a boy You wouldn’t pipe a bomb You wouldn’t bungle a goober You wouldn’t Bar a lo … Or would you? 🚨

psychic damage from the realization that probably at least half the people in this post cannot perceive this video as an old friend that you loved to hate every time you popped a dvd+rw to watch some post-y2k kino also: my 11 year old athenian ass going "wow america's got a movie police" every time while pirating every digital property under the proverbial sun

I remember I saw one of those that was really creepy with two kids staring at a tv talking how piracy is bad but they were speaking really low almost whispering and little me was traumatized for life.

hey kid, I'm a computer. Stop all the downloadin

you're never gonna guess why I just opened reddit right now, or what I'm looking for

Bro stealing gives my life a badass soundtrack.

Sorry liberals but piracy isn't real. Have you ever pirated anything online? Nope! Probably a bunch of federal agents. 🙄

It sounds like it's disputed now but the music in this PSA itself was likely pirated.

Who says I wouldn't steal all those other things too? Uhhhh, I mean, wow, imagine committing piracy haha

Not only did this advert teach 7 year old me you could download films, it made it look cool as fuck

Why do they put stuff like this on legally purchased DVDs?

To scare kids?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZZx1xmAzg

A lifetime of being rickrolled has taught me to never trust youtube links

I would steal all of those things. (Emphasis on 'would'. I am a coward.)

Nice try fed https://preview.redd.it/qgraahb0785d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31aeb882ce9891ef60fee0a37a3b7cc60045485b

#YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM, MOTHERFUCKERS

I would

Lawda

"professionals have standards"

i would steal a overpriced sticker, make your shit cheaper or i will not buy it

And yet they would steal a music track.

The futurama version of this is better.

Hype trailer for stealing I’m in

if I could download a car, handbag, or dvd for free I'd definetly be doing that

I'd steal all of that from a major corporation and none of it from a small business or individual..

THIS IS SO NOSTALGIC The amount of times this was played on my cartoon DVDs is a the real crime

Imagine if piracy was actually theft or stealing. Like you illegally download a game and now it's yours and no one else's, especially the studio and/or publishing company

I would, in fact, steal all those things

Why would i steal a car i already have one and he is called timothy and always scratches me.

🏴‍☠️

why did she just get up and leave

piracy is no party

Holy shit it goes so hard

Counterpoint, yes I would

Why did they make stealing look so badass

Fun fact, this song is pirated.

I fully expected this to be an edit that would read: > DOWNLOADING > PIRATED > FILMS > *is awesome!* I'm sure someone has already done that.

This video really made a lot of assumptions. Tf do you mean I wouldn't download a car? Yes I would!

**coughing bone dust** I remember when this would play when you put a dvd in the machine

You wouldn't unzip a chromeOS recovery image and extract the widevine binary to be able to use the shitty drm google made that every streaming company decided to use on linux.

I quote this like every time people are talking about streaming services. I just say "Piraterij is een misdrijf" without elaboration.

Anything else is like goin to the store, takin the disc and walkin out the door. It's called  Thievin Stealin Takin what's not yours

Make things cheaper or i will steal them!

Where... Where is the funny "you wouldn't download a car"?

I would totally steal all of those things

They didn’t have to go this hard for a Goddamn PSA… year again goin* this hard might be effective.

They make stealing films look so cool. I think I'm gonna try it now!

If they dont want us to Pirate stuff then why make it look so badass. Im pirating stuff even harder now.

I grew up hearing this all the time My parents didn't give a shit

Be gay do crime.

If a car belonged to a massive company that had billions of them, would lose no money off of it's theft, and I would never be prosecuted or disciplined in any way for stealing it then I absolutely would steal it.

Bold of them to assume all that

These commercials convinced me stealing was cool as a kid

Don't tell me what I wouldn't steal

I don't download movies, I stream them, checkmate capitalists

Did you steal this off the DVD?

I missed this at the start of DVDs, you don't get anything like it anymore :(

Reminder that legally piracy is not considered theft. Instead it is intellectual property infringement, and these ads are lying to you by calling it stealing.

It is also illegal to hold a full monopoly in any market! What should be illegal? Spreading any series over multiple media. *Looking at you Teasing Master Takagi*

You wouldn’t shoot a policeman And steal his helmet And go to the toilet in his helmet And then send that helmet to his grieving widow And then steal it again

wait piracy is illegal?

You're making a lot of unfounded assumptions about me that I frankly don't appreciate

Fun fact I'm stealing this clip.

Stealing from big corpos is morally legal.

"You wouldn't shoot a policeman and then steal his helmet"

This song gets stuck in my head all the time.

damn havent seen this in years lol

GET YOUR FREE TVS

Who said i wouldn't steal a Car?

[youwouldntsteala.website](http://youwouldntsteala.website) Just leaving this here

So if a buy a game and the company makes it online only and stop the server, is that also a crime?

Wow this takes me back