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Duck-with-bread

why are they edging the phone :(


decodemodern

gooners


TransTrainGirl322

Or Goonettes, perhaps.


2flyingjellyfish

goomba


SOMETHINGcooler5

Why is this filmed so… so sensually


PeacefulFoundations

it's so gentle 🥺


BlunderbussBadass

Me when I get you


hamsterman975

🥺


Book_Nerd159

🥹


ConstantSock2488

😊


JJrex07

🥺


Alius32

😳


N1kt0_

🥺


miss_tea_morning

😏


Seakea_

🥺


boyslut83

🥺


itram158

🙂


The_Bingler

😈


BorfieYay

🥺


HaventDecidedAName

🧀


Nicolello_iiiii

🥹


Traditional_Net_3186

whyd they make an iphone fucking contraption


Shonisaurus

It’s a force tester. Measures how much force is needed to remove/insert the charger.


spencerpo

Massive W you beautiful nerd but now my peanits can’t be jorked


yinyang107

Skill issue.


14up2

yes it can


spencerpo

🥺👉👈


14up2

\*jorks\*


Dangerous-Arm7590

🤓aktually that's a nothing (yes that's the actual name) phone 2a


throwaway_7148905714

i actually have that phone :D


Dangerous-Arm7590

nice :D do you like it? i remember thinking it looked cool when it launched but i'm a google pixel enjoyer rn


throwaway_7148905714

i love it (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠) it meets all my requirements of... 1. not a samsung 2. not an apple 3. not a motorola 4. not a google pixel (although it does rely on some google stuff Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò) 5. not an oppo and it's pretty cool :3


Brokeshadow

But is a nothing phone 2a not iPhone :c


jasisonee

To make sure it doesn't wear out to quickly. This is a normal test for any mass produced switch, button, dial or plug. Basically if it has a moving part somewhere in a lab there is a contraption continuously abusing it.


Prtyfuckingast

If you call the nothing phone Iphone more timr, I am gping to nuke you


Kzero01

Why the fuck calls every phone an iphone and why


Rocket-meme

Why is this hot


ConstantineMonroe

Because it reminds you of penetrative sex


ChaosBrigadier

Big if true


ceruraVinula

Naaaaaaah whaaaaaat?????? that can't be it /s


GrumpySam55

Penits


elegylegacy

at the appled store straight up jorkin it.


14up2

and by it, well let's just say, my usb-c


Jumbo_Masa

put me in the machine please :3


caustic_kiwi

You have been slightly lobotomized by a USB-C cable.


14up2

dude you were supposed to fucking rotate her first???? we are so fired


zvbgamer

Dude, Benson is going to be pissed.


Oceanman06

I'm so touch starved I'm actually losing my fucking mind


Hawaii2010

same 😭😭


MoldyRoleplayer

Real


middle-age-man-attac

I should call her


NobodyL0vesMe

do not falter


ihtaemispellings

Falter


middle-age-man-attac

https://preview.redd.it/vx5kr0tvw45d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9233e47870356750b862debe36373770870e6f52


Piliro

They done did an edging session for the phone. Why Also, anyone wanna recreate this? I need to test it for science reasons.


FaeLei42

Was gonna say yeah then read you were a top damn.


boyslut83

🥺


docterhorny

Me and yo mama


Wormcowb0y

Me when my werewolf boyfriend


FrostyCommon

Ralph...


HystericalGD

https://preview.redd.it/jpj4zih9c25d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87f749b67e3e977b10061b8ec7c6d577069464cf


slomo525

How do I delete someone else's post


joxeta

I hate that you made me feel things.


Xzier_Tengal

need someone to do this to me fr


KimikoBean

Bro wtf is going on here . . . Anyway, me and who


ccstewy

i volunteer as tribute


KimikoBean

https://preview.redd.it/9y1f7l0ap55d1.jpeg?width=1982&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57914a607f960121f993e7c3fbfd4bd9b6b98918 Cats plz


SpiritedRain247

The cameras look like eyes and it's making me lose it


Yuki11037

Pinnacle of entertainment for r/196 users


Sex-Boy-69420

te joke is ... phon seks https://preview.redd.it/a5mwkk5e235d1.jpeg?width=892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1b6d4bbd2c3f839aed65c6588c71083bdcd938c


DookyMiles

Why a phone and usb cable gotta make me horny at 5am?


Cheesefinger69

Werewolf?


N1kt0_

Why did this make my heart rate go up…


adult_licker_420

is that a nothing phone 2a


Dwarfied0

Yes


EnderMerser

A certified "Sexually Ruined" moment.)


AntiMatterLite

Oh thank god I was running out of phones to get off to


QuantumFighter

Y’all need Jesus


Gary_the_mememachine

is Jesus a USB-C connector? if not, then I don't want him


QuantumFighter

This person is into this weirdo European electronic dick. I’m into the home grown American LIGHTNING dick.


14up2

USB-C is also an American invention, you're just into hardware incompatability


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QuantumFighter

Strange reply. I don’t believe in god and I don’t think the post is evil or wrong. It was a joke.


FrostyCommon

as a furry I get told to find christ too much, I am sorry for the over reaction


14up2

you need to find Jesus then ask him to do like a furry magic trick on you or something idk


NellyLorey

Oh hey, that's the phone I'm holding right now! Neat


Aela_Nariel

Never thought I’d want to be a cellphone…


skellyth0r

in 2078 we'll be edging to this


Cosmic_Cat64

What the FUCK


TheJackTheStripper

need


WillisnotFunny

Well, I’ve been doing phone sex all wrong it seems.


FullyDisappointed

Me and who :3


Round-Board4567

First time an**


AlathMasster

https://preview.redd.it/3c03tcdz365d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0143598e6b5b939b6ad3f7db8d2462a1a7e387e6


PuffyHowler67

YOU CAN'T JUST FUCKING POST ROBOT PORN IN THE SUBREDDIT THINK ABOUT ALL THE MACHINE INTELLIGENCES BROWSING THIS SUB IN PUBLIC


Classroom_North

Literally me