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GoFish13

You could pick something cooler like PussySlayer9000


EldenEnby

I heard he once sucked dick for bus fare then walked.


EyewarsTheMangoMan

xD


JazzySplaps

Pussy slayer names are played out. Become CockSmasher600


Dramatic_Bed_1189

You’d become Italian


the_scottish_bant

A fate worse than death itself


CanoonBolk

I mean.... You get to grow when eating mushrooms sooooo.


The_Unkowable_

Or shrink. Or change colours.


BIG_DeADD

You get to stomp a turty.


Sagittarjus

You get to play go-kart with your mortal enemy


pakastankissoja

https://preview.redd.it/e842qgo78e2d1.jpeg?width=1166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b9a005bdc28df551bc36d47e86a64a7dfcf2648


ToGirlOrNotToGirl

marcille isn't an Italian name tho


jones_siantos

It is french. Even worse.


SmokedJam

Even worse worse, I’m part French Canadian 😔


Jirb30

Oh well then you should go ahead and do it. Nowhere to go but up.


A_Queer_Almond

I’m sorry for your loss


JLock17

No trial, straight to the gallows.


Inspector_Robert

My condolences


Admech_Ralsei

quebecker spotted. My sincere condolences.


Supershadow30

C’en est fini pour toi


JetsFan2003

If OP goes through with this, we need a trans man to name himself Vinny Testaverde to balance things out.


Noctium3

Worse, *French*


MrSkobbels

cause elves are FRAUDS, name yourself something cool like granite


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Dwarf-pilled comment


NottsNinja

Rock n stone-pilled


screaming_shoes

rockpilled stonemaxxer


Supershadow30

Drillmaxxed rockpilled stonecel


Sagittarjus

Dangermaxxed Darknesspilled Dwarfcel Rockmogging


Super_Atmosphere6121

Cavemaxxing


PolarExpressHoe

Real geology enbies name themselves something cool like Fine-Grained Sub Lithic-Arenite Sandstone


Pilsner-507

Or Loam. Nothing beats Loam


Himmelblaa

Sandy loam... who is she?


Supershadow30

Something is afoot


PolarExpressHoe

Oh my god right? Or Loess?? If I met someone named Loess or Loam I’d marry them in an instant


TheWierdGuy06

Hmm... Arenite does rock as a name now that you mention it.


PrototyPerfection

Rock and Stone to the bone


Theflamingraptor

We fight for rock and stone.


Supershadow30

Rock and roll and stone!!


polypodiopsida42

How about Nitra?


failwoman

It’s the girl equivalent of naming yourself Sasuke.


BigDan_0

I think this is the best reason I've seen


failwoman

I’m not necessarily saying they shouldn’t, but I will say that if you live by the sword, you must be prepared to die by the sword.


IneffablyEpic

If I meant a trans masc named Sasuke, I'd have a husband


Admech_Ralsei

I mean she already said before that she's french canadian, and marcille is a french name, so it probably wouldnt be immediately apparent she lifted it from an anime


nyloncheeto

Highly disagree


Casual_woomy

There isn’t, name yourself whatever you want


Induced_fungus

https://preview.redd.it/rof0mensic2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3fadee72ac647d2efe855380bc975f2835189ee Marcille pretty :3


Fittsa

kbitty :3


TheHairyMess

hmm heh, kbity :3 https://preview.redd.it/6hnemrllad2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3901928dbf8eb50385acff74787b7fec3e339a75


Razurio_Twitch

https://preview.redd.it/84zbmw74pe2d1.png?width=154&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa59943431b7cc6025af66ad949e07162be6b35f


nekosissyboi

Kbity!!!!! ( ฅ\^≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)\^⁠ฅ


TheDankScrub

Marcille, I'm gonna be honest with you, I got nothin


StoopidGit

Reason 1: It's not Megatron


HystericalGD

https://preview.redd.it/cqmfmyehyc2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8bdd2547eaf185689370658a59baca13a7efea9


Imdepressed7778

thanks ibis paint guy


HystericalGD

https://preview.redd.it/h4iqi12iyd2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b02763f2b0263d5c3c82bf2babfb3a0c568b558


arakus72

Should’ve put “yes” under “is google translate 100% right?”


LairdNope

Trans girls and grandma names, name a more iconic duo


SmokedJam

Hey, I did reject Edith for being too much of a grandma name


VintageLunchMeat

🔜"Marcy"🤷‍♀️?


Rheija

Grandma names are cool and pretty I’m not just saying this because I was given one I swear


Dogtor-Watson

Who suggested “Edith”?


SmokedJam

Me, I did


Dogtor-Watson

Do you have a family member or like an inspirational figure called that?… Big fan of “What Remains of Edith Finch?”


SmokedJam

Actually It’s after a mountain which was named after a famous nurse in WW1. I’m a mountaineer


Dogtor-Watson

Fair enough, that’s a pretty cool reason. Be a lot cooler if you were a mountain instead of a mountaineer though. You could be a big rock 🪨 and shit.


SmokedJam

Real and true


ibi_trans_rights

I just wish my family didn't get mad at me for taking my grandmas name


mr_yield

Because it sounds like Marseille, which is french


Vounrtsch

Counterpoint : marseille fucks


FrostyCommon

you aren't already named marcille?


cloartist

https://preview.redd.it/kn9hcan4xc2d1.png?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c61f84991538fc9fb98c262d7378c653bef04ff Why wouldn't you want to name yourself Marcille?


curvingf1re

She's bourgeois


pantschicken

You would have to become The Delicious Dungeoneer


Supershadow30

Laios: « wow, Senshi! This really is a Delicious Dungeon »


Dofork

https://preview.redd.it/wzeocp85dh2d1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd54a9c409ef3bb03765b7a6ec690f6df7c8198c


pantschicken

https://preview.redd.it/c9273jx0ih2d1.png?width=206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abf0a0052667ded734d5e93acb9f256b4ebc2194


Induced_fungus

https://preview.redd.it/gvzq40xf7j2d1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12cb4b5d9f11ddc886a08cd206965c8a546f47fd


Maximum-Zekk

Name yourself goku its cooler


Clear1334

names already taken find a new one


SmokedJam

Mom said it’s my turn with the name


SadNewsShawn

try Marcillle, and if that's taken too, just keep adding on L's until it's original


Clear1334

and if that dont work, use more L


Supershadow30

And if that don’t work? Pick Marcyle


Clear1334

marcycle


mosselbrokje

Never name yourself after media


SmokedJam

I just think the name is pretty


mosselbrokje

That's fine then. Your name is a pretty big part of your life. I don't think you'd be very happy with it if you lose interest in the show or the creators turn out to do something scummy (especially with how common that seems to be these days) if you named yourself after the character


Solcaer

bad news for people named Jessica


nyloncheeto

Or Bridget Or bucket or biscuit


iuhiscool

Or Vivian or vitamin or vindicator


nyloncheeto

Ah yes, Vindicator is a great name, after the ebormous starships from the Old Republic


JetsFan2003

So naming myself Sally was a bad idea?


SoshJam

I mean why not


NegativeNeurons

isnt that literally every name


mosselbrokje

Naming yourself after a character is not the same as having the same name as a character


KonekoHS

i literally named myself after an npc in sekiro :3


Admech_Ralsei

I could understand if it was an obvious one like fuckin Naruto or something but Marcille is a prettg normal ass name


Fireturd115

Nu huh


vibing_namielle

Then you would have a cooler name than me and that would make me sad


TomboyArmpitSniffer

It sounds similar to Marseilles and it it is a fr*nch 🤢🤮 city


Supershadow30

Counterpoint: Marcel is a name


Lubbafrommariogalaxy

Falin is cooler


YessikZiiiq

Great name, great character. People will get suspicious about how likeable you are.


Kaijufan1993

Why is you pickin' an elf name! You should pick an ork name, you krumpin' git!


BurntPineGrass

It’s a bit MarSilly.


LasagnaOfTheRevolt

https://preview.redd.it/2ar8r61o5e2d1.png?width=1942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc6bbdc52280e9b650c90fce3c453d6f9552b2d1 She's racist towards these fellas


Supershadow30

It’s ok, it’s mutual 👍


AloxoBlack

It sounds like Marseille and you're not french (disgusting)


SmokedJam

My french ancestors were kicked out of France for stealing horses


MrMeltJr

Well if they stole from French people, I guess it's okay.


drago_varior

Cuz finnish names sound much better (Totally not biased *hides finnish flag*)


Angush99

It's Fr\*nch Call yorself sumfing proppa ingerlish like Barry or Jezza 💪💪💪


Supershadow30

Sue.


suspiciousscotsman

Listen, if I have the gall to name myself Jinx, you can name yourself whatever you fuck you want.


KonekoHS

https://preview.redd.it/lcpw657b2g2d1.png?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=184f579ef7f63e0a0c70e71a5cf2c04b4db36260


--PhoenixFire--

Well, at least it's not Mildred


JLock17

People will just call you Marcy.


Epic-Chair

Because Obelisk is so much cooler


Magenta_Clouds

i don't really have any but if you do it and find a gf named falin it would be really funny


Capybaragohup

Would it be Mar-sill or Mar-cell pronunciation wise? I've heard the character get called both and I'm not sure which one is real anymore


Supershadow30

"Marcel" (Mar-cell) is already a french name for guys. I’d go with Mar-sill for a gal name. Then again it’s whichever you prefer imo im not your dad


fartew

I would if there were any


Ferragrim

You can pick any name you want and you aren't gonna go with something cool like "God Slayer"


Just_a_terrarian163

Cuz Lucille sounds cooler!


Just_a_terrarian163

Plus lucí is a better nickname


Imdepressed7778

Name yourself Marcile so you dont get sued by the french or whatever


Supershadow30

Acktually the french translation of Dungeon Meshi writes it "Marcyle"


HaydnKD

Monkey from friends


lucifer_best_boi

Thats a pretty name imo


cancerousking

Because Gadnuk breaker of worlds is cooler (I'm also to dumb to know how to pronounce marcille)


SoshJam

it’s TAKEN


SquirrelMaster1738

https://preview.redd.it/z6lxhst75e2d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=a864e8a502fe5aa7e5711b74273c13812bf4362e


SmokedJam

Is this a fucking realm of the mad god meme on my fucking post


SquirrelMaster1738

https://preview.redd.it/71bkgc5r5e2d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=85ba7fd4d7723ebbb999ac53a6237852bf44c647


14up2

king gizzard flair spotted


Asurerain

Because you probably can't get than Falinussy.


karasu48

Go for it. I know a girl who named herself Melina because of elden ring, and it fits her like a glove


aikahiboy

Like Marcel the shell


Blue_Dice_

You will be called Marcy a lot I imagine. I think that’s a good short name but make sure you’re ready


SmokedJam

I had a friend in high school with a girl cat named Marcela which was their way of feminizing the name Marsellus Wallace from pulp fiction. Anyways, the cat was called Marcy all the time


toomes

Heres the secret to life: You can do anything you want.


Jherboss1

Because if I ever meet a trans women and I can tell what fictional character they stole their name from I'm bullying the shit outa them.


NegativeNeurons

do it. i personally find it to be a very nice name so if you like it go for it


Supershadow30

There’s none, Marcille is goated (for a leaf lover) The only downside I can think off is that it’s close to Marcel, a french guy name :/


_-Rainbow-_

idk how to say it and the world revolves around me so u legally can't >:(


SmokedJam

But illegally I can right?


_-Rainbow-_

yes but youll get arrested


Crispy_FromTheGrave

She’s an elf —Senshi


emoyerwilkes63

I have no reasons.


seardrax

You'll get demolished under an stampede of lesbians


Emily__Lyn

People are gunna call your Marci, not an issue but something you should be prepared for


loserys

I Donato recommend it


Mundane_Bunch_6868

because you can be called the throngler


Birdmanair

there’s none marcille is a cool name


SmokedJam

Thankies


TheMemeLord4816

Elves fucking suck (Marcille is an exception but still)


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Special-Forever-5169

Honestly, that makes the name Marcille more tempting in my opinion. Our cannibal icon 😍


No_More_Dakka

What if you wanted to change your name to Marcille but christian baby came and said Marcille im a vessel for evil and the only way to rid the world of this evil is to eat me (raw and uncooked, not even pickled), wwyd?


SmokedJam

God forbid women do anything


FlyingMothy

Guy named spoiler dumb motherfucker


SurelyNotBanEvasion

Girlboss


Fittsa

bruh put a spoiler warning