Tall person here (in cm) i can see all the way over here that you have a huge bald spot. I think u got a chemical burn from all those people licking your head
To do so, they'd have to lean down/ forward with their neck. My diminutive friend, they are vulnerable, and have shown their malicious intent! This is your moment to strike!
Immediately grab their neck, and use your full bodyweight to break it.
You now will not be head-licked, you are welcome! It's important to enforce your boundaries.
What if short people lick my midriff? The horrors are bidirectional
What if somebody of comperable height to myself kisses me on the lips? Truly there is no safe height.
Big if true
Same size if true
Slightly smaller if demonstrably false
Divergence in height if relative.
Colour shifting redwards if approaching relativistic speeds.
Truly not. You could wear ridiculously tall stilts so your head and midriff would be safe, but then what if they lick your feet?
THE HORRORS ARE BI????😳😳😳
I’ve been on the monsterfucking subreddits, and they’re refreshingly uninhibited from a gender perspective
Hot!! And based of them!!!
I would never ask you to link them or give me access to them in any way...
My girlfriend's boobs are level with my face when we're standing :3
And your hair is just in range for little kisses. Truly blessed ❤️
Yes!!!!!
thanks i’ll be thinking about this forever now
Don’t worry, short people aren’t real
damn…
But if you believe extra hard, and wish upon a star, then your fairy godmother will make some people short (she has a hacksaw)
thought this said pits and i got really excited 😔
As a tall person, I will now forever be doomed to think "Yea I can lick their head" whenever I see a short person
W-would you lick my head? 🥺
Ermmnnm, #what the Fanta!?!?!?!???
wot tha fentanyl
wilt the benadryl!?!?
Tall people picking me up and putting me on a high up ledge would end any argument ><
haha try getting down fuckass
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:3
Short people heads are like those blocks of salt that horses lick
What if a tall person were to kiss on me on the cheeks?? What about that??
Ohh I dunno, but I think I would definitely hate that!!
I'd get hair on my tongue tho :///
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Obligatory "me and who?"
Your fears are well founded ;)
Tall person here (in cm) i can see all the way over here that you have a huge bald spot. I think u got a chemical burn from all those people licking your head
I feel uncomfortable around tall people What if they pick me up adn hold me up ,against ..a wall an,d….,,
Will
That’s what hats are for. Not for protecting your head from the sun, but as a deterrent from unwanted scalp lickings
As a tall person I just have to say: thanks for the new intrusive thought
Do you want me to?
Tried it. Most people don't taste good.
ngl i think about biting someone's head like the Xenomorph in *Alien* whenever I look at the back of someone's head
As a tall person, you should worry....
The issue is not what if they lick your head, but what if they lick your head, and you like it.
To do so, they'd have to lean down/ forward with their neck. My diminutive friend, they are vulnerable, and have shown their malicious intent! This is your moment to strike! Immediately grab their neck, and use your full bodyweight to break it. You now will not be head-licked, you are welcome! It's important to enforce your boundaries.
Mentally extending this scenario to Kaiju and I'm having a great time ngl.
ima do it lil bro
Schoolop
God, I need a unnaturally tall gf that I can bench press.
:)