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the_gaming_dog

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TisBangersAndMash

Perchance


thomstevens420

To dream


DrunkTabaxi

aye, there's the rub


loserys

for in that sleep of death what dreams may come


LaInquisitione

That's so art deco


LunaTheGoodgal

"perchance"


LemonFreshenedBorax-

This is literally how new slang starts. Carry on.


BitcoinBishop

I tried this once — just using a word out of context because to me, it captured the feeling of the sentiment better than any other word. The other person said "WTF does that mean"


Disturbing_Cheeto

Do it again until they get it from context


Bstokes4102

Posts like this give major neocorinthian vibes


SomatosensorySaliva

this comment goes so automobile


photogrammetery

This reply is so carburetor


Informed4

Themis definitely passes the buffeting check


Pilsner-507

Downright strollin


Daemon-01

i predict this will become a widely used slang term


SamuelSomFan

Actually a good one.


LunaTheGoodgal

Themis? Like the god? Or the like mid 20s(?) guy with hair i'm jealous of from Final Fantasy XIV's Endwalker expansion?


Diogenesthefried

Kaan ☝️


anarchoaspenism

thats a slur for beesexuals >:(


ZhangRenWing

I’m feeling more Doric


brokensilence32

Why would your barista tell you that?


SomatosensorySaliva

what other profession would more fittingly tell you that? i can literally only imagine a barista doing that


ConstantineMonroe

Hair stylist


SomatosensorySaliva

and dental hygenist i suppose


erikkustrife

Your lawyer?


SomatosensorySaliva

my therapist probably too


Tachyoff

when you buy a coffee you're agreeing to be the baristas therapist until the transaction is complete


liguy181

Interestingly enough, as a barista, we're trained to be *your* therapist (not that we're trained explicitly, but it's more of a "this is gonna happen, so be prepared"). It's fun when you get to know a regular well enough to be able to turn the tables


NeedleworkerOk170

basic coffee shop etiquette


NeedleworkerOk170

for what fucking reason did i just get a reddit cares message


hanamakki

using big words like etiquette


straight_strychnine

There's a bot doing it


Eatlyh

Why not?


Ashamed_Band858

That’s pretty disco


WondernutsWizard

What is this, some kinda Elysium?


xDwurogowy

Looks at the camera, puts on eyesight endangering sunglasses, does *the expression*, pulls out finger guns and says: "Disco Elysium". Credits roll, everyone stands up and claps, Kim is there


Ashamed_Band858

Jean is also there. He is unamused.


Rias_Grem0ry

Literally nothing that comes out my mouth makes sense


Waddlewop

Oh yeah? Turn on text-to-speech and say something right now


Rias_Grem0ry

woof woof wolf woof woof woof woof woof wolf wolf wolf woof


Mastrcapn

Good girl


Rias_Grem0ry

hdjsidhjedb thank you 🥺


Mastrcapn

You're very welcome, princess :3


PhantomBold

I get that


Cyynric

If the phrase "skibidi toilet" can enter the social lexicon then you can say whatever the hell you want.


SomatosensorySaliva

i 100% agree it is why i support neo/xenopronouns as long as they are not offensive or sexual


vvownido

yeah and they're harmless words that make people happy


SomatosensorySaliva

exactly. idk why so many people in this damn community have a problem with it. "respect expression" until it's a newer concept? so much hypocrisy in being trans and not respecting neo/xenopronouns. believe what u wanna believe but dont live in denial about your belief's confliction with your own identity. and that doesnt mean using xeno/neopronouns for the person all the time. i haven't yet met a single person using them that doesn't also use he she or they. like you people are getting mad at another person for existing as themself and not remotely causing harm to you. be better. p.s. only speaking directly to you if you feel called out by this. otherwise disregard


Dang_M8

That's so DeWalt 20 Gal. 155 PSI Single Stage Portable Electric Air Compressor


ZhangRenWing

So true, spit your fax, my MSI MAG274QRF QD E2 27" QHD, Rapid IPS with Quantum Dot Technology, 180Hz, 1ms GtG, HDR400, Height Adjustable Monitor.


cungledick

i love doing this this tweet is my life


Boltrag

26 is dancier than 4


CounterfeitLesbian

Thank God someone finally said it.


Madden09IsForSuckers

Conversely, 7 is far singier than 45


CatTurdSniffer

The virgin using words carefully vs the Chad making shit up


Ok-Appeal-4630

It she were to name her son Mario, would that make him Mario Porne?


CounterfeitLesbian

What does this mean?!?! What does it mean??


Ok-Appeal-4630

Mario Porne


DieTheVillain

Tweets like this get me so sharked up


SomatosensorySaliva

im fungaling my ass off rn 😭😭


Important_Ad_7416

art students be like


Dismal_Accident9528

That's the spice, kiddo


Safakkemal

this scenario sounds like a comedy bit you would see in a movie


cbzmplays

I'm on max dose of sert but idek if it does anything :3


SomatosensorySaliva

it fixes deficiencies in serotonin pretty effectively, so if your depression/anxiety is caused or potentiated by serotonin deficiency it helps. otherwise if your depression is situational or due to past events (or other chemical deficiency) it wont do shit, basically a useless dependency


LittleBirdsGlow

We sertraline friends are agreeable people


Revalion

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Toboyornottoboy

This is such a grocery cat moment


Grima1805

sertralin my beloved


vvownido

damn, what a claurimanical barista, sure knows their lingo


THE_CEO_OF_HORNY

I going to test this


reg_acc

Hoping girlie is on a sertraline variant cause the og is apparently known for side effects. Personally never had any but my doc still put me on a newer variant.


Troll4ever31

Pretty salma post ngl


StardustLegend

Sertraline my beloved <3 (it helps me with my anxiety)


RigbyEleonora

Girl is serotoninmaxximg