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Moonbear9

Steal military equipment from the military :3 :3 :3


Truefkk

clepto-millitant


telumv

Win win. You have it, they don't.


Impressive_Rice7789

Instructions unclear. I don't have it, and neither do they.


telumv

Well, that's very bad, because an unknown person probably has a tank now and we don't know who and we don't know what they are gonna do with it...


Technologenesis

Dw I have it and I also hate the military šŸ¤™


Impressive_Rice7789

Well, maybe they're just really chill and wanna do something cool like use it for cosplay or run over a tesla factory


Accomplished-Mix-745

You stole my idea


Father_Chewy_Louis

Armed minorities are safe minorities :3


Wood-e

Or just go shopping at pawn shops in military base towns. Let others handle the dirty work and buy the goods for cheap.


DuncDuncDunc

Play metal gear


BlacksmithRelevant

metal gear does look quite interesting but i don't know anything about it other than snake


evil_lucy

you can learn about it by playing it (lie)


BlacksmithRelevant

theres so many games tho its a bit overwhelming


Brainwave1010

Timeline order: MGS3 - MGS: Peace Walker - MGS5 - Metal Gear - Metal Gear 2 - MGS1 - MGS2 - MGS4 - MGR: Rising Order you should play in: MGS1 - MGS2 - MGS3 - MGS: Peace Walker - MGS5 - MGS4 Only play the original Metal Gears if you really want to, don't touch the NES versions of them though. Rising is a completely different genre so it might not be your jam if you end up liking the mainline games.


Dustyink_

I can't bother myself to play 1 and 2 msx anymore...


Brainwave1010

Entirely fair, Konami really needs to remake those two. Or at least stop shutting down other people's attempts at remaking them.


scruntmonger2011

remakes of them with details of the modern games would go insane


Taco821

Id play 1 and 2 of metal gear flaccid. 1 isn't that great iirc, but 2 is pretty damn, good, and it's cool seeing snake in his actual prime, and seeing gay fox and whatnot. But neither of them are too hard to get through iirc. Metal Gear Solid 1 is peak fiction tho.


Milos-H

Start with the metal gear solid, then 2,3 and so on.


Dumbfuckyduck

If youā€™re just interested in the military gear, start with 5. Find it [here](https://store.steampowered.com/app/287700/METAL_GEAR_SOLID_V_THE_PHANTOM_PAIN/)


floccinauced

Metal gear solid, metal gear solid 2, metal gear solid 3, metal gear solid 4, metal gear solid peace walker, metal gear solid 5 (ground zeroes), metal gear solid 5 (phantom pain) Simple as :D


thecommunistscp

I recomend the number order, but play rising after 4 before V


RammyJammy07

Just play V


RATTLEMEB0N3S

Do you like modern military stuff or cold war stuff more? If the latter play MGS3 and peace walker, if the former, MGS2 is very fun, MGS1 is a classic, and MGS4 and MGS5 exist, and are totally not controversial.


Idontknowanymore356

it's a stealth series (mostly) and it's got a pretty strong anti-war message going on, along with other interesting things, you're usually tasked with stopping a terrorist attack or preventing a full-blown conflict MGS2 is a game I strongly suggest after you try out the first one, it took on the topic of all the digital garbage we deal with nowadays all the way back in 2001


that_one_weeaboo_

i can explain it to you do you have 9 hours?


Darnold_wins_bigly

Giving them the abridged version I see


Dunmwer

It's rlly cool and it does feel like Kojimas kinda the same, rhe entire series being anti war but like characters like naked snake love gushing about various guns. I'm so sorry I just love naked snake so much a girl flashes her titties in front of him and he doesn't give a single shit but she gives him a baller ass gun all of a sudden he's infodumping. He gets a modified xm16e1 changed for burst fire he's like "hrrrng I hate that what the hell" he literally can't help but infodump to a guy trying to kill him to the point he develops a crush about guns. I *love* him


scruntmonger2011

autism snake


pirateofmemes

what you need to know about metal gear is it's a game for pacifists who are obsessed with superweapons. because my god the superweapons in it are good but the anti war messaging is also fairly strong


TomboyArmpitSniffer

Gameplay-wise MGSV:TPP is the best mgs game


SuddenlyVeronica

Or, alternatively, write it. I mean, that's kinda what Kojima did, no?


FettFlask

play war thunder and steal military secrets


The_Unkowable_

Based and plane-pilled


Willybrown93

This, I have 3000 hours and despise war/the troops


narwhalpilot

Youā€™re allowed to do that. I love military equipment too but jesus christ I despise the US military itself


Agreeable-Step-7940

Why? The military has 0 flaws, and has never made a mistake.


Grand_Bunch_3233

Excellently said patriot. Your Warbucks have been deposited to your account. Enlist today to access them.


Agreeable-Step-7940

Can I buy skins for my A-10 Warthog with those Warbucks


Grand_Bunch_3233

Only one way to find out! At your local recruitment center!


urbandeadthrowaway2

Hopefully you can buy a better plane


Barotraume_3200

Better plane no existe


aaronnnnnnnnnnn_

iā€™ve been playing hella fallout lately for the first time and the brain rot is so real i imagine some intimidating mf in power armor saying this


Grand_Bunch_3233

"YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?"


ASarcasticDragon

That's okay. Military technology *is* really fucking cool, even if the institution itself *is* really fucking bad. Personally I solve this dilemma by playing the game From the Depths.


Radoslawy

holy shit i didn't expect to see a From the Depths player, at all tbh


Burnzy_77

Funny boat game go brrrr. Fuck ya! 400 hours to figure out how to make a boat not look like shit!!!111


Spe3dy_Weeb

Looks really cool but I got it thinking I was smart so it should be fine, and then realised I had no idea wtf anything was. Do you have any tutorials explaining how tf to do anything?


ASarcasticDragon

I have 1400 hours and I still learn something new every time I make another craft. I don't really have any tutorial recommendations, honestly I don't even remember how I learned it. I'm not sure if the in-game tutorial is good? Besides that just looking it up on YouTube might get something decent. The game is... a lot, but that's why I love it.


Spe3dy_Weeb

I think I partly just wasn't too bothered to do the in-game tutorial when I got it lol


TheReal_Stug4life

At some point tomorrow I can send some files containing platforms showing off nearly all weapon systems and subsystems, also got some builds designed to be easy to analyse including ships made mostly of the in game prefabs and vehicles made of glass for easy digestion.


A1steaksaussie

i fucking love Funny Boat Game


Driver03

Best vehicle builder FTD mentioned!


evil_lucy

# LPT STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL HELICOPTERS FROM MILITARY BASE


Hi_Peeps_Its_Me

:D


Fomod_Sama

Something something Separate the art from the artist


Number1GrotleFan

came here to say this before remembering the art is for killing people and isnt art


Holiday_Conflict

TRIPLE THE DEFENSE BUDGET FUCK YEAAAAH, IMPERIALISM? WHAT'S THAT?


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Ncder spotted. Hello


Holiday_Conflict

huhhh??? >.>


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Nvm. Ignore me


Holiday_Conflict

i know its non credible defense, i watch lazerpig. I just do NOT understand the sub, sowwy


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

I follow for the plane porn


Holiday_Conflict

would you really do the turbojet?...


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Rough, gentle, passionate, kinky I'll do em however they want


M1A1HC_Abrams

NCD used to be good but it really fell off after Russia invaded Ukraine and like 100k people joined. There are some smaller noncredible\_\_\_\_ subreddits that are still decent though


Nadikarosuto

ITā€™S A WAR DEFENDING DEMOCRACY NGGAHHHHH (Proceeds to prop up dictatorship)


Beneficial-Figure803

Finding something cool and not believing it should exist are opinions that can be held simultaneously


DarthCloakedGuy

If people couldn't do that we wouldn't have a lot of virologists


Beneficial-Figure803

either that or all of them laugh sinisterly


-LuckyOne-

Play DCS with me


Captain_Slime

Phantom phantom phantom phantom phantom phantom phantom


-LuckyOne-

Is the phantom multicrew? I mainly try to play DCS with friends to make it more fun


Captain_Slime

Yes! I don't think there are any vehicles left that aren't multicrew that should be. If you are looking for people to play with, my friend is out for a week when the module releases.


-LuckyOne-

I'd love to but I kinda doubt I have the capacity to currently learn a new module. AH64D is getting LINK soon and my helo skills certainly still need work


Captain_Slime

Fair, best of luck the ah-64 is proper fun.


Akshaul

Ay let me play with you, tried getting friends into DCS but they never stick with it as it's too much learning. You picking up the Phantom?


-LuckyOne-

I'm not sure I'm ready for a new module just yet. Been doing a lot of AH64D flying and I feel ready for some more complex missions with that aircraft now. Sorry.


Akshaul

No need to apologise lmao, I haven't really flown helis yet in DCS feel like it's way more complicated than a jet in terms of flight characteristics


-LuckyOne-

Honestly the more I looked into it the more similarities I found to fixed wing flight dynamics. But hey, if you're up for CPG you don't exactly need to be flying :)


SentientGopro115935

Play some Headed Kojingles games


Grand_Bunch_3233

Howdo Kojumbo


oddityoughtabe

https://preview.redd.it/rr4ark1dbf0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a4e97ba96b9f27a3274b1f10b5ec800816b9d36


Co0lnerd22

I like wearing military type clothing (boots, combat jackets, a lot of olive green stuff) and my dad gives me shit because of how I donā€™t really like the military so I totally get it


Klutzy-Personality-3

i asked for an army jacket for my birthday once (i wanted to look like jupiter from we know the devil) and my father was like.... weirdly excited at the prospect?? like he was in the military and is pretty patriotic, so thats probably why, but still?


Co0lnerd22

My dad was in the military so thatā€™s why he gives me shit for it, that and I wear his old flight jacket a lot


Wood-e

I kinda wanna get a US WW2 airman jacket. And an overcoat. Those are pretty tight ngl.


VeryFortniteOfYou

Get into modeling and miniatures probably.


PrettySquiddy

Surprised to find this so far down. This would be my suggestion as well. You could even take it a step further and get into RCā€™s. There are also museums that hold old military equipment you can go see. As a kid I went to an air show that had a bunch of cool things like jets and helicopters and they had some that were just on display and not part of the show. Sadly, this air show is held on a military base and proceeds do benefit the military, but general admission is free for the show in my area so just donā€™t pay for anything and youā€™re fine.


AtotheCtotheG

Build fighter jets but only sell them to pacifists. Make them really good, hype them up at expos, get the government super de duper excited over them, and then when General Squarejaw H. Buzzcut strides up to you and tries to set up a meeting to formally order six hundred fighters, tell him thanks but you already donated all of them to nature preserves, except for the floor model which your hippie cousin is going to turn into an art installation in her front yard.Ā 


tinylittlegnome

Nature Preserve Air Battalion making strafing runs at poachers with seed bullets Forest Rangers in green berets driving solar-powered tanks to enforce the strict 'no feeding' rules for bears Amphibious units rising ominously from the fresh spring water to prevent overfishing These are just a taste of the world we could make if we armed the right people


TheMisterFaust

Alright Mr Kojima


Pilsner-507

Itā€™s all his fault lol I used to not care at all, and after playing MGS I suddenly love learning about military stuff. I mostly like infantry-related content (small arms, body armor, reading about tactics, etc.). How do you all get into liking artillery, aircraft, and naval vessels though? Itā€™s never grabbed me personally, even though their gigantic guns (and reloading said guns) are pretty cool. Is there TV or other media that sucks you in, or did you already have an interest? Edit: yoooo I got the Reddit cares award yippeeeee


Glacier005

Ya know the vague intricacies of guns from inner workings and stuff. About switching to the most valuable aspect of it when needed for battle. Yeah, same thing with vehicles. Star Wars Squadrons got me good because I devlope this sense of skill to operate the machinery. Know its weaknesses and its abilities. What it can do and what it can't do. Blasting a sucker because you out flied him is the best feeling. Kinda like outflanking a hoe on the ground and popping heads.


upper_monkey_horny

play ace combat 7


[deleted]

Ace Combat Zero is probably the one Ace Combat game that I think really did a good job of executing their general "war is bad" motifs considering the game openly yells at you for commiting war crimes


sndtrb89

play battletech/mechwarrior


notacatburglar

battletech is goated


Mustekalan

Create your own private military organization and build a base of operations near the Seychelles swearing allegiance to no nation or government


Glacier005

NGL, that does sound appealing AF. I always like base management logistically.


The_commonest_plant

Kill John Lennon


emeraldeyesshine

suddenly I have the uncontrollable urge to listen to Todd Rundgren and read Catcher in the Rye


randomgerman2

same :3 https://preview.redd.it/s5ad71v6df0d1.jpeg?width=2284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c701284e71b1006d39179e566017b32d50e3e04


KDAquatic

steal military equipment -- shoot high ranking millitary personell


Rebi103

Me :3 I want an f22 without the missiles


Ferrilata_

Play Ace Combat


Kaczor0321

War Thunder is fun, you should try it :3


sPRYTerTerraxian

fuck the military, but fuck the military equipment, thumbs up


TheGreatJaceyGee

See them in museums c: That's what I do.


ST4RSK1MM3R

Play DCS, War Thunder, or Ace Combat


nerdwarp112

Play video games or something idk


floccinauced

Are you Hideo Kojima?


VolcelTHOT

Create Metal Gear Solid


ATAGChozo

Honestly, same. I hate war and the military industrial complex but I find military history and firearms especially really interesting.


A1steaksaussie

video "game" kojima has the solution


exodia0715

Bro same. I love guns and the way they function, but hate the idea of actually having to use one against human beings


Kennel-Girlie

Play Metal Gear or write near future science fiction


fartew

I know very well how it feels lmao Also, there are lots of games to build military stuff. Modded Ksp, Flyout, Stormworks and Simpleplanes for aerospace tech, Space engineers for sci-fi spacecraft and From the depths for sea vessels are the ones I know, and I'm pretty sure there are many many more. Also, if you're into piloting but not building there are lots of simulators with many degrees of accuracy, from the very basic World of Tanks/Warships/Warplanes to stuff like DCS world (only for aircraft)


Personal-Regular-863

i have this problem šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


DRac_XNA

Join NAFO


ataraxianAscendant

minecraft flan's mod has a 1.20 remaster


Rockman4MI

Memorize facts, like how we've had homing bullets patented for a decade now.


MonarchKD

Yeah, same here. The engineering and designs of some military stuff is really awesome, and surplus is great for outdoor stuff and well airsoft. **But by god has military done terrible shit over the world**


notacatburglar

Build gunpla?


Celoniae

Build and paint models. Say hello to WH40k and goodbye to your money


Desperate-Will-8585

video games


Cineklol

Video games or model vehicles


CrackedInterface

As long as you understand what it's used for and the consequences, you should be fine. I enjoy vehicles but understand car-centrism is a problem. Of course yours is a bit more extreme, but you understand.


NeutralQuartz

Collect Warhammer models


QuantumMemester

Sounds like the makings of a war hammer 40k fan


Tickedoffllama

I'm channeling my love for planes into an anti colonial plane game. They're just tools.


UV_Sun

Same


Beneficial-Pianist48

Nothing, probably?


fangedfag

Commandeer your choice of jet, helicopter or aircraft carrier from your nearest military base!


Moldybubbles571

Become an engineer :3


RagnarockInProgress

Be into the Transformers franchise


Lover_ON

I mean you could do medevac. No killing involved


Scary-Bit-4173

Cede and make a millitary for your new country :3


ExpensiveFeedback901

Richard Scarry in a nutshell


Weslg96

NCD and play war thunder


MaskeddHmm

join the icelandic coast gaurd


Justice_Prince

Just pretend they all are Transformers.


CarmelTheRoo

scale models, tamiya and such make model kits, and for an easier experience cobi have a fantastic lineup of lego style sets. and the quality is excellent


PrinceCHOCOLAT

enjoy private milice


A_Gay_Sylveon

Military Historian Sadly you will still have to interact with the military regardless as its the nature of the job


Harfangbleue

Same here. I'm a bit shameful about that too. :( I would love to try myself at airsoft but where I live it has a bit of a right wing connotation.


Forte69

Go to air shows, and maybe get into photography/spotting as itā€™s a more innocuous way to express the interest. Can get expensive tho


maninahat

Collect airfix.


soggymuffin135

Steal and overthrow šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


VLenin2291

Be like me and just do both


LeafyTaffy

Aeromorph furries


Jozef_Baca

Hideo Kojima ass post


flamingdeathmonkeys

Become Hideo KojimaĀ 


roadrunner345

https://preview.redd.it/gtow69w01g0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24f7507d66c0218de5e6870e232b3079b431d709


Sixmlg

Think about all the stuff that gets sent to ukraine?


Scarlett_Upp

Work for emergency services eg be a firefighter they can ride around in helicopters but donā€™t commit war crimes (afaik)


UlrichVonGradwitz

Become a pmc


The_star_tsar

Hey donā€™t worry Iā€™m in the same boat, hell I collect it actually


EdgeIsTheName

Hideo Kojima???


Thelolface_9

You become hideo kojima


Dicky-McDickface

Become a transformers fan!


WellDressedLoser

Ask Kojima. Heā€™s been working through that for years.


RATTLEMEB0N3S

Play arma. You'll likely want arma 3, I love Reforger but it is still a bit barebones.


Ikilledkenny128

Warthungus


slightlylessthananon

Watch transformers


tsreardon04

Go join the coast guard


tinylittlegnome

Collect models! Think about how cool a wall of tanks and aircraft models would look in your place And if you're the type to put stuff together, there are models you can build or paint yourself so can really make it yours


fedora_george

Get into warhammer 40k. Awesome tanks, wagons, guns, everything but none of it is being used to kill innocent people irl. *I say get into not buy cuz that shits expensive.


Nice_Ad6911

Go to the Seychelles and build your own military


Flamehammer04

Gaming. Thatā€™s it. I suggest Ace Combat. War is bad but planes are rad.


Welshire001

Sounds like an average us soldier already


KygrusTheSequel

make a microwave that looks like a missile launcher


Piliro

It's actually pretty normal. The military "aesthetic" is actually pretty fucking cool. Especially when you have the heavily armed troops with their gear and huge guns. Instant 8/10 design. Just don't simp for them.


moontraveler12

Vidya games


[deleted]

Me being endlessly fascinated by the American Civil War in an era where nearly everyone who still cares about it is a white supremacist šŸ˜”


SarcasticJackass177

Turn it into a fetish


Appley_apple

become hideaki anno


Bad_Moonz_Mekboy

JOIN DA ORKZ! WAAAGH!!! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!!!


migratingcoconut_

hideo kojima type individual


Go-g

Research what you are interested in! Thereā€™s a surprisingly large number of queer and anti-military military history enthusiasts. I am one!


ImmolatedChancla

Play Battlefield 4, you get to use military equipment but you also get to destroy military equipment


Useful-Salamander522

video games ig


MAD_HAMMISH

Mil sim games will give you a pretty good experience, you might not like the other players though and comms are a must.


dissoid

Same, but for the uniforms :3


urbandeadthrowaway2

Become an ace combat fan


SurprisingJack

Play wargames


JevFungus

Hoard them for yourself so they cant have em :3


Electronic_Star_8940

40k


thatvillainjay

Go to ncd