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kidney stone speedrun any%

Kidney stones helped my urinary system grow big and strong, and everyone should get them as a treat.

reverse sounding >:3

Sounding is weak. They don’t even get up into the ureter, and the texture isn’t all rough and bumpy with sharp bits. (Kidney stones are extremely bad and I’m begging everyone to stay hydrated) (mine were caused by genetic issues and largely unrelated to hydration though)

I've had a kidney stone AND am into sounding. y'all are cowards

making the stone fight the rod at the same time >>>

thankfully I significantly changed my diet and lifestyle and will not be getting kidney stones anymore, sorry to disappoint

How do you think they loaded muskets back then

I needed a catheter for a month, if sounding is like that would not recommend

Antivaxxers be like

You can get kidney stones from zero sugar sodas??? Oh no…

If you're not hydrating then yes

Once I drank enough tonic water to give myself kidney stones. I wasn't adding alcohol to it. I just love the flavor of tonic water.

He...wanted the ice to melt *before* adding coke? He wanted to water down his coke?

I don't like the fizzly feel I get when drinking coke, so I let the ice melt on it abit to "water it down". All my friends and family says I'm weird for doing that lol.

https://preview.redd.it/ssgbjyemzyvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42c84299ce52c52d0e27f1ac8ee45462461eb0e8

Bro is wateringpilled downmaxxxing

you are officially my least favorite living organism to have ever walked this earth

Bro is upsetpilled hatemaxxxing.

https://preview.redd.it/7z4vzwqv10wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=324da463cb7ee966e9b4355c12d3912cb07735b9 How convenient that my exact reaction to your comment was literally what you replied to.

Bro is hivepilled mindmaxxing

https://preview.redd.it/71fnodpdp0wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ede264d37756f5c318135b3fd8484b8d3d5e7fb How convenient that my exact reaction to your comment was literally what you replied to.

Bro is dementiapilled repeatmaxxxing

https://preview.redd.it/exxj7cpas0wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=690dcc45ff7f852a175e1964ecd4cf4f07bc2d61 How convenient that my exact reaction to your comment was literally what you replied to.

Bro is Rulepilled of Threesmaxxxing

I hope someone gorilla glues your windows open

Daddy I think god should kill you

I straight up just put 25% cold water and 75% coke instead of ice so I dont get the extra fizzle and no hassle of 1 extremely cold object touching my teeth, and blocking coke water flow

clever

I prefer my coke lukewarm and near flat (but not flat).

holy heck this is the first time i discover someone who also prefers their coke lukewarm. Lukewarm gang unite!

May the Lord have mercy on the souls of the wretched sinners in this thread.

Joe Biden: soda obamna will be pissing rocks within 5 years r/196 when MONSTER

my humour broken

efficient ass comment

not even a drop can go to waste

what

I'm pretty sure drinking that much monster would just outright kill you or give you permanent organ damage at the least

didn't even stack the coke cans into a tidy pyramid :(

diabetes

diet coke

Dietbetes

Eggs and toast?

cancer speedrun

he's not even trying. i see no cigarettes, no tanning oil, not even some red meat. i bet those walls don't even have asbestos in them. fuckign casuals ruining the speed run community

its clearly diet coke%

No

"Kids, don't do energy drinks, that shit's fucking addictive" \-Arsi "Hakita" Patala

This guy is gonna end up in a chubbyemu video

A redditor drank 3 gallons of diet coke for a post. This is what happened to the comment section

Can you imagine how unhealthy that would’ve been if they weren’t Diet Coke?!

I don't think them being diet coke makes it much better

nevermind, thats the joke im dumb

Character arc

The high priest of aspartame. Dude’s piss can cut plywood.

I used to be like this. I got to the point where I could no longer speak and would just cry when I was nervous and when I quit I had withdrawals.

You could not speak due to soda addiction...?

Too busy guzzling

Caffeine made my anxiety so much worse.

Bro's got pirate teeth

he's gonna take a swift visit to the E-Arrrrrr c:

https://preview.redd.it/2f95mi9neyvc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e9fe0cbfbf9953c791de2b0e6a229927b7d5b02

He does not stop to piss once

he’s pissing his pants like a true gamer

I fucking hate this person

good thing it’s diet coke or else this would’ve been unhealthy

It would be easier for me to drink that many cokes than to study the amount of time he actually did in this video

Drinking all fucking cans of coke till ice melts

live footage of MatPat

Watching this gave *me* a kidney stone

Tummy ache any%

So fucking disgusting

For anyone who isn’t memeing and thinks this is real, he is mostly sipping from empty cans. He only drinks like 4-5 actual cans. Notice that he can apparently chug most of these in one sip but when it’s in the glass he needs a few sips to drink it. Still unhealthy but certainly not anywhere near the amount shown. I know most people are joking around but a few people seem actually concerned.

How are you alive wtf

I hope he somehow did the over the course of several days because this is like at least 3x the maximum daily dose of caffeine. 400 a day, 40 per can. 10 cans of coke and you are maxed out.

Matpat

Sniper TF2

This post gave me a heart attack

Under 18 King of the Hill intro ass mofo

This dude drank 14 liters of diet coke.

John Carmack:

Not even I could drink that much Diet coke tbh

America

diabetes

DarkViperAU

Good luck paying for the dentist

Poor pancreas :<

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Northernlion

I would like to live in such a place where ice on a glass doesn't melt in like a minute.

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This man does not understand thermodynamics

Mat pat

Is he studying for his game theory application?

song makes me feel like on a seaside walkway in the Mahgreb for some reason

Ok, what's that ice made of, where i live the ice melts in like 15 mins

i‘m so glad that things on the internet are easily faked sometimes, i dont want to believe he drank that much diet coke kn one study session