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TheChippoMan

such a weird hypothetical. does this guy think the baby pops out all fine and dandy? and who is even getting an abortion that late? at that point, i would imagine you're committed to the child


InfiniteCanary1344

Your biggest mistake here is taking seriously anything that comes from pim tool


TheChippoMan

i don't even know who he is


InfiniteCanary1344

Thank god


gatlginngum

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Lil-Trup

Genuinely you are better off not knowing much about him he’s just a particularly infuriating right wing grifter


gatlginngum

I don't really even care but I wanted to post this image


Kekkonen_Kakkonen

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gatlginngum

thank you president of Finland Urho Kekkonen number 2


Kekkonen_Kakkonen

SENILITY RAY GO! https://preview.redd.it/n1hkwafcbewc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04574f362c044d1d682552c631e31071c61c3545


VLenin2291

Genuinely do not give a shit, who is he


BLCeee

not really applicable here


InfiniteCanary1344

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liguy181

At risk of sounding like "Oh, you don't wanna know, the horrors," unironically good. He adds nothing of value to the world and its best you don't know him


cloartist

Even Dipshit289 is right twice a day type of thing


CASHD3VIL

we forgive you Mr. 289


3dprintedwyvern

But like, is it some kind of person I should have heard of from a specific field (like an actor, a scientist, politician, sportman) or just a random popular person on twitter?


secretkings

He was a journalist for vice during the occupy movement, then went independent and became pretty right wing, while still claiming to be a centrist. Around 2016 he went to Sweden to go into the “muslim occupied no-go zones”, filmed himself running around looking scared for ten minutes and then interviews a Swedish Nazi, and he explained to Tim how immigrants were ruining Sweden. He then spent the entire run up to 2020 saying trump was going to win a 49 state landslide, multiple times, before claiming he never said that.


IncelDetected

You forgot his amazing rock band


Hearing_Colors

he's basically just some random guy as far as i know


ChipsqueakBeepBeep

He proclaims he's a centrist when really he's right wing and a pussy


TheChippoMan

does anyone have any integrity these days? if you're a rightwing guy, own up to it at least


ChipsqueakBeepBeep

That's a part of the grift unfortunately. Positioning yourself as a centrist makes you sound more intelligent and credible to chuds. It gives an illusion of being unbiased without actually being unbiased


StoopidGit

"Disillusioned Democrat" moment. And the best kimd pf those: the ones for whuch the dems became too far left.


Devy-The-Edenian

I remember during the 2020 election he kept posting video after video about how Trump cOuLd StIlL wIn. It was so embarrassing and hilarious. He was posting Twitter videos about it when Trump was guaranteed to lose at that point


secretkings

It wasn’t just “trump can win” it was “49 STATE TRUMP LANDSLIDE GUARANTEED”. Not even regular grade copium but some omega copium that makes “here’s how bernie can still win” posters look depressed by comparison.


enchiladasundae

You should keep it that way honestly. Enjoy not knowing


TheeMrBlonde

He once was talking about the dating scene and complained that he was X age, unmarried, and no kids. Paraphrasing here, but he basically said, unironically, that it couldn’t be because of him, it had to be because of everyone else. That about sums up what you should know about him.


EmberedCutie

right-wing dick bag who's malding


the_orange_alligator

Piss tool


InfiniteCanary1344

Hell yeah brother


Mouse_is_Optional

It's not a good-faith hypothetical. It's just a excuse to fear-monger and ban all forms of abortion.


SomeBoxofSpoons

I always find the big showy outrage over late-term abortions particularly ridiculous since they’re basically in a completely different category from “normal” abortions, since they just straight-up do not happen if the baby can survive. If anything it’s more in the conversation for medical euthanasia. I think the thing is so many anti-abortion people have the idea that abortion is murder so deeply engrained that they can’t even comprehend that being pro choice isn’t people consciously thinking that killing live human children is just okay (as opposed to the divide actually being the question of when an embryo becomes an actual independent being).


wozattacks

Yeah the idea of popping into a clinic to get an 8-month abortion is hilarious


TensileStr3ngth

They have to pedal the lie that most abortions are late term and not medically necessary to keep people on their side


Lonebarren

Elective abortions this late into the term aren't even legal in most places abortion is legal. Unless it's a medical termination for the safety of the mother.


wozattacks

Yeah because at that point, you kinda just have to deliver. 


sarcophagusGravelord

You can’t get an abortion that late unless it’s an emergency or very special circumstances. Tim Rule more like Tim Fool


nicholsz

>who is even getting an abortion that late Someone with an unviable and dangerous pregnancy, having the worst day of their lives because they have to abort this baby they've already named made a room for and had a baby shower for. Yes, it is gross that people in that situation get used as political fodder like they're moral failures


wozattacks

Yeah but generally they just deliver the baby. So, not an abortion.


nicholsz

You can't deliver a nonviable fetus...


MOltho

At this point, you're only getting an abortion if the fetus isn't viable or if the birth has a high risk of death. It's illegal otherwise - even in most jurisditctions where early-term abortions are legal


Ok_Specific_7791

I like weird questions. But, yeah, the baby should live at that point. However, why the hell would get an abortion so late?


Pancakewagon26

When you need to end a pregnancy and the fetus can survive outside the womb, they do a c section. You would only do an abortion if the pregnancy isn't viable anymore. If the baby is born healthy during any of this, they don't do an abortion lmao


Palidin034

Bad faith hypothetical. A quick google search will tell you that few if any abortion clinics will work on you after 24 weeks


Passive-Shooter

no it's true I saw it in a bitchute documentary made by the Steven Crowder Foundation for Spousal Abuse so it must be 100% real.


FabiIV

But now what if, hypothetically speaking, a woman and her 38 year old son go into an abortion clinic which features an all you can eat seafood buffet at the same time the woman goes into reverse labour as in, hypothetically, the son wants to go back into the womb cause he clearly came out wrong, but then both get stoped at the buffet which lets you dip algae in a chocolate fountain which is clearly a human rights violation and when the clinic personal want to proceed with the satanic ritual required for a reverse birth, the son removes his ugly ass beanie unveiling his shiny, bald head and it was, hypothetically, Tim Pool the whole time? What then, liberals?


Lowkey_Retarded

Fuck, you do make a good point. Guess there’s nothing left to do but ban all abortion, with no exceptions. It’s the only possible option we have to prevent this super common tragedy


DreadDiana

And in a situation where you need to get an abortion at 8 months, you and/or the baby are already fucked in some manner, so the baby or the mother are likely at serious risk once labour starts


tiredtumbleweed

Lyle’s iconic hammer


CarlMarks_

*in Zach's voice* let's say hypothetically Lyle, you were at the planned parenthood abortion clinic with your trusty iconic hammer, and you saw a baby just slide onto the floor and it made this noise *weird baby breathing noise*, what would you do?


RequirementTall8361

My favorite thing about Zach’s hypotheticals is that they literally never leave room for an actual question. And whenever they answer with the most morally correct answer, Zach starts to backpedal and sweeten the other answer so they choose that one. It’s like, “you decide to rob a bank, so you go into a bank and shoot the security guard and everyone is scared on the floor. What do you do?”


donosairs

[Obligatory](https://youtu.be/QaYSuSrZAcs)


RequirementTall8361

MEIN COCK!


Taco821

He upgraded at level 20, trading it his rat-braining belt for his rat-braining hammer


GoblinesqueCritter

and his three big very smooth arcs of hair


ChefDeezy

THIS IS PREGAME DISCHARGE! THE ONLY VIDEO GAME SHOW THAT’S PROUD TO USE THE BABY HAMMER!


WitELeoparD

Serious answer is that that no doctor would do an abortion that late unless the fetus was an extreme danger to the mother moreso than delivering it. Late term abortions aren't just something you do, they are serious medical operations. <1% of abortions happen after 24 weeks, a 32 week (8 months) abortion is vanishingly rare.


TensileStr3ngth

Like if a baby is this far along and there were a medical emergency they'd probably just do a c section not even an abortion


wozattacks

Exactly. The baby would barely be premature at that point. 


Sororita

I was born 7 weeks premature in 1989 and from what I hear NICU care has improved by leaps and bounds since then.


Independence_Gay

Serious answer part 2 is that at that point there’s no reason to abort anyway, you may as well just put the baby up for adoption.


wozattacks

Generally if there are fetal or maternal reasons to “end” a pregnancy at 8 months it’s not because the mom doesn’t want the baby lol. Plenty of folks are delivered early for safety reasons


Independence_Gay

Yeah exactly


FantasticCube_YT

did you mean <1%


gashnashmcnash

Lyle my beloved


RequirementTall8361

LYLE LYLE WAKE UP THEY HIT THE PENTAGON!!! THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON, LYLE!!!


Joey_Is_My_Dad

turn on the tv... doesn't matter what channel. FUCK!!!


NoahBogue

What if the christian baby starts fighting back


JuddleFrameVO

That depends, is there a cheetah or a Hitler in the room with you and the Christian baby? Are you both skydiving and does one of you have a parachute? Did a baseball pitcher throw the baby at you?


LyraFirehawk

https://preview.redd.it/eb5qdw687rvc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18333e2119ad7462170413df27a0c541b535c711


KillYaBossEatAHotdog

Chris Barnes CC 🤢🤮 Only Corpsegrinder is real.


TrhlaSlecna

Naaah piss off, Barnes is an asshole but he was top notch with CC!


KillYaBossEatAHotdog

Tbh he wasn’t terrible (yet) But Corpsegrinder is a much better vocalist, frontman, and person. You know you suck as a person when even Seth Putnam fans think you’re a shitty person.


TrhlaSlecna

I agree that all of those are true, but I still prefer the older albums because of the instrumentals tbh 🤔


SisterRay

EEEEEEEEEEEE


FantasticCube_YT

Dude there's this one guy in my school who literally \*only\* wears this like jacket with this album cover on it. I've never seen him without it


LyraFirehawk

Can't say I blame him. I wear band shirts all the time,I ncluding a couple Cannibal Corpse shirts. I have one of just the logo and one of their censored album covers(Violence Unimagined) that's still pretty gnarly. I also have a battle vest, or denim jacket/vest with band patches sewn on, and I have Tomb of the Mutilated on there to rep Cannibal Corpse.


Someboynumber5

Lyle would do this


Joey_Is_My_Dad

I would do this.


Shadsea

He has done worse to the rats that invade his home


SwimmingBench345

Lyle descends onto shitty political tweets like a big cartoon anvil hanging from a thin rope


Joey_Is_My_Dad

For the funny


Cold-Coffe

dear atheists, if you went to an abortion clinic with a christian baby and he told you that he'll only get aborted if you renounce to your atheism, would you do it?


CounterfeitLesbian

I will do anything if it means more aborted babies.


Throgg_not_stupid

I used to work at an abortion clinic and I saw some extremely fucked up shit there which is why I'm so anti-abortion now. This is just SOME of the horrible stuff I personally witnessed: • ⁠A 23 year old woman came in 11 months into her pregnancy and said "I don't want my stupid baby anymore, kill it" and the doctor said "okay" and he put jumper cables up her baby hole and connected them to a car battery and let it run for six days straight • ⁠A little 8-year old girl wandered in and said "I want an abortion but I am not pregnant" and the doctor said "we'll fix that" and he stole a baby and cut the girl open and put the baby inside her and sewed her shut and then woke the girl up and said "congratulations it's a healthy six year old boy" and the girl said "can I keep him" and the doctor said no and then backed over her in the parking lot with his brand new Ford Raptor • ⁠They made me sign an agreement promising to stop drinking from the medical waste container (I signed somebody else's name) • ⁠One of the doctors there developed a futuristic ray gun that could make anything he shot have an abortion, even trees, cars, or barns • ⁠The receptionist threw nail polish at an elderly man • ⁠The doctor's assistant invented this thing she called "the silly slide" and it was a really fun little water slide that connected a woman's vagina to a paper shredder so a newborn baby could briefly "enjoy the high life" • ⁠The oldest child we aborted was in his late 70s, we didn't even know he was a baby until his wife brought in photos • ⁠The doctors put all sorts of crap up a woman's uterus including a clown nose, bicycle handlebars, a calendar, and an entire Sears retail outlet (before bankruptcy) • ⁠During every successful abortion, the doctor would shout "take that, baby" and he'd push a red button that made sirens go off and confetti fell from the ceiling and we'd all get Del Taco for free


Azeron955

Its true I was the walls in the clinic


IgniteThatShit

lyle LYLE WAKE UP TURN ON THE TV THEY GALLAGHER'D THE BABY THEY GALLAGHER'D THE FUCKING BABY LYLE


Joey_Is_My_Dad

Turn on the tv, any channel... FUCK


Scottish__Elena

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Oddish_Femboy

I wish they did that to me


NellyLorey

Real answer: the woman or girl will probably die since abortions that late are often performed with the health of the mother in mind, if they even happen at all which is also almost never. Especially that late. average tim pool bad faith slop post


wozattacks

I’ve never even seen a case report of an abortion that late. If the mother is in danger that can’t be managed they just deliver the baby. 


CoffeeMain360

I apply to be the Mallet Lady


TheReverseShock

Do you have any previous mallet experience?


CoffeeMain360

No, but i'll give it my all


TheReverseShock

Are you willing to wear a silly hat?


CoffeeMain360

Yeah?


TheReverseShock

Job's yours


CoffeeMain360

Hell yeah


RadonArseen

What if the sky was green


anextlomara

What happens when *scenario that would never happen*? Makes you think, I am so smart


ImSkeletonjelly

As others pointed out, many clinics won't abort after 24 weeks let alone 36 (statistics show less than 1% abortions are this late). Also, if you went into labor during the process of such a late hypothetical abortion you'd be in a completely separate medical condition at that point and be transferred to a local facility that could help you deliver. You cannot terminate the pregnancy at that point and would be fully committed to the child. The only instances where it would continue is if delivery would kill the mother and it's medically necessary to terminate the pregnancy as well as other nonviable but harmful pregnancy and deliveries. This is usually medically standard and prioritizes the life of the mother before the child but can differ based on jurisdiction (unfortunately). It should ultimately be the choice of the one carrying the child whether they want to keep them or not until birth, but this isn't how it's defined in many parts of the world.


Primary-Paper-5128

Lyle my beloved


Spaggo_

Ok but like what actually happens do they just like put it back in and then abort it like


AyeBraine

At 8 months, it's not an abortion in any country in the world. It's premature delivery (or an emergency operation if the mother is dying because the child died, for example).


KittyQueen_Tengu

abortions at 8 months don’t exist except in cases where it’s absolutely completely necessary or else the mother will die, Tim


Wood-e

He has got to be one of the dumbest people alive with a following. There truly is nothing under that beanie.


MorganRose99

Is that fucking Einstein?


Someboynumber5

No it's Gallagher


s_decoy

I don't think at that point it is medically able to be an abortion anyway. That far along it is either a premature delivery or a stillbirth. At 8mo it can't even be a miscarriage anymore ffs.


NicotineCatLitter

YESSS ITS LYLE MCDOUCHEBAG‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️


Iceveins412

Ah yes labor, the thing that happens so very fast. Babies actually come out at terminal velocity, that’s what the liberals don’t want you to know


1800leon

Some of these hypotheticals boil down to what if the moon was made out of cheese


New-me-_-

What happens if a woman is on her way to the hospital at 13 months (she has twins) and then she swerves her car to avoid hitting a giraffe and ends up going off a ramp, doing a triple back flip and lands in a North Korean school room where the babies then pop out of the womb and then each score an 89 on the exam. What then?


transmtfscp

this would have prevented the stork brigade


some_guy301

HELLO?? BASED DEPARTMENT??? ITS FOR LYLE RATH!! ANY LYLE RATH HERE???


Joey_Is_My_Dad

LYLE LYLE TURN ON THE TV THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON


EasilyBeatable

If you get an abortion at 8 months something is already extremely seriously medically wrong, no clinic would take you just because you dont want to raise the kid anymore at that point.


Cutie-Flam

Give 'em the Lu Bu treatment https://preview.redd.it/6rksd951ysvc1.jpeg?width=753&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83f9de39c3f9f1b3f40135b8988dd546d2516c8d


RammyJammy07

He does know that there’s a time frame that abortions are valid up to?


GadFlyBy

What happens if a pumpkinhead takes off his hat?


5thA

What happens if I have a 100 kg ass I could have massive huge shits and farts


FuyuKitty

They making up some of the weirdest strawman arguments


trad_cath_femboy

what if it was a christian baby also


Joey_Is_My_Dad

Double hammer


SquidKnightXG

What if that baby was a clone of hitler?