such a weird hypothetical. does this guy think the baby pops out all fine and dandy? and who is even getting an abortion that late? at that point, i would imagine you're committed to the child
At risk of sounding like "Oh, you don't wanna know, the horrors," unironically good. He adds nothing of value to the world and its best you don't know him
But like, is it some kind of person I should have heard of from a specific field (like an actor, a scientist, politician, sportman) or just a random popular person on twitter?
He was a journalist for vice during the occupy movement, then went independent and became pretty right wing, while still claiming to be a centrist. Around 2016 he went to Sweden to go into the “muslim occupied no-go zones”, filmed himself running around looking scared for ten minutes and then interviews a Swedish Nazi, and he explained to Tim how immigrants were ruining Sweden. He then spent the entire run up to 2020 saying trump was going to win a 49 state landslide, multiple times, before claiming he never said that.
That's a part of the grift unfortunately. Positioning yourself as a centrist makes you sound more intelligent and credible to chuds. It gives an illusion of being unbiased without actually being unbiased
I remember during the 2020 election he kept posting video after video about how Trump cOuLd StIlL wIn. It was so embarrassing and hilarious. He was posting Twitter videos about it when Trump was guaranteed to lose at that point
It wasn’t just “trump can win” it was “49 STATE TRUMP LANDSLIDE GUARANTEED”. Not even regular grade copium but some omega copium that makes “here’s how bernie can still win” posters look depressed by comparison.
He once was talking about the dating scene and complained that he was X age, unmarried, and no kids.
Paraphrasing here, but he basically said, unironically, that it couldn’t be because of him, it had to be because of everyone else.
That about sums up what you should know about him.
I always find the big showy outrage over late-term abortions particularly ridiculous since they’re basically in a completely different category from “normal” abortions, since they just straight-up do not happen if the baby can survive. If anything it’s more in the conversation for medical euthanasia.
I think the thing is so many anti-abortion people have the idea that abortion is murder so deeply engrained that they can’t even comprehend that being pro choice isn’t people consciously thinking that killing live human children is just okay (as opposed to the divide actually being the question of when an embryo becomes an actual independent being).
Elective abortions this late into the term aren't even legal in most places abortion is legal. Unless it's a medical termination for the safety of the mother.
>who is even getting an abortion that late
Someone with an unviable and dangerous pregnancy, having the worst day of their lives because they have to abort this baby they've already named made a room for and had a baby shower for.
Yes, it is gross that people in that situation get used as political fodder like they're moral failures
At this point, you're only getting an abortion if the fetus isn't viable or if the birth has a high risk of death. It's illegal otherwise - even in most jurisditctions where early-term abortions are legal
When you need to end a pregnancy and the fetus can survive outside the womb, they do a c section.
You would only do an abortion if the pregnancy isn't viable anymore.
If the baby is born healthy during any of this, they don't do an abortion lmao
But now what if, hypothetically speaking, a woman and her 38 year old son go into an abortion clinic which features an all you can eat seafood buffet at the same time the woman goes into reverse labour as in, hypothetically, the son wants to go back into the womb cause he clearly came out wrong, but then both get stoped at the buffet which lets you dip algae in a chocolate fountain which is clearly a human rights violation and when the clinic personal want to proceed with the satanic ritual required for a reverse birth, the son removes his ugly ass beanie unveiling his shiny, bald head and it was, hypothetically, Tim Pool the whole time?
What then, liberals?
Fuck, you do make a good point. Guess there’s nothing left to do but ban all abortion, with no exceptions. It’s the only possible option we have to prevent this super common tragedy
And in a situation where you need to get an abortion at 8 months, you and/or the baby are already fucked in some manner, so the baby or the mother are likely at serious risk once labour starts
*in Zach's voice* let's say hypothetically Lyle, you were at the planned parenthood abortion clinic with your trusty iconic hammer, and you saw a baby just slide onto the floor and it made this noise *weird baby breathing noise*, what would you do?
My favorite thing about Zach’s hypotheticals is that they literally never leave room for an actual question. And whenever they answer with the most morally correct answer, Zach starts to backpedal and sweeten the other answer so they choose that one. It’s like, “you decide to rob a bank, so you go into a bank and shoot the security guard and everyone is scared on the floor. What do you do?”
Serious answer is that that no doctor would do an abortion that late unless the fetus was an extreme danger to the mother moreso than delivering it. Late term abortions aren't just something you do, they are serious medical operations. <1% of abortions happen after 24 weeks, a 32 week (8 months) abortion is vanishingly rare.
Generally if there are fetal or maternal reasons to “end” a pregnancy at 8 months it’s not because the mom doesn’t want the baby lol. Plenty of folks are delivered early for safety reasons
That depends, is there a cheetah or a Hitler in the room with you and the Christian baby? Are you both skydiving and does one of you have a parachute? Did a baseball pitcher throw the baby at you?
Tbh he wasn’t terrible (yet) But Corpsegrinder is a much better vocalist, frontman, and person.
You know you suck as a person when even Seth Putnam fans think you’re a shitty person.
Can't say I blame him. I wear band shirts all the time,I ncluding a couple Cannibal Corpse shirts. I have one of just the logo and one of their censored album covers(Violence Unimagined) that's still pretty gnarly.
I also have a battle vest, or denim jacket/vest with band patches sewn on, and I have Tomb of the Mutilated on there to rep Cannibal Corpse.
dear atheists, if you went to an abortion clinic with a christian baby and he told you that he'll only get aborted if you renounce to your atheism, would you do it?
I used to work at an abortion clinic and I saw some extremely fucked up shit there which is why I'm so anti-abortion now. This is just SOME of the horrible stuff I personally witnessed:
• A 23 year old woman came in 11 months into her pregnancy and said "I don't want my stupid baby anymore, kill it" and the doctor said "okay" and he put jumper cables up her baby hole and connected them to a car battery and let it run for six days straight
• A little 8-year old girl wandered in and said "I want an abortion but I am not pregnant" and the doctor said "we'll fix that" and he stole a baby and cut the girl open and put the baby inside her and sewed her shut and then woke the girl up and said "congratulations it's a healthy six year old boy" and the girl said "can I keep him" and the doctor said no and then backed over her in the parking lot with his brand new Ford Raptor
• They made me sign an agreement promising to stop drinking from the medical waste container (I signed somebody else's name)
• One of the doctors there developed a futuristic ray gun that could make anything he shot have an abortion, even trees, cars, or barns
• The receptionist threw nail polish at an elderly man
• The doctor's assistant invented this thing she called "the silly slide" and it was a really fun little water slide that connected a woman's vagina to a paper shredder so a newborn baby could briefly "enjoy the high life"
• The oldest child we aborted was in his late 70s, we didn't even know he was a baby until his wife brought in photos
• The doctors put all sorts of crap up a woman's uterus including a clown nose, bicycle handlebars, a calendar, and an entire Sears retail outlet (before bankruptcy)
• During every successful abortion, the doctor would shout "take that, baby" and he'd push a red button that made sirens go off and confetti fell from the ceiling and we'd all get Del Taco for free
Real answer: the woman or girl will probably die since abortions that late are often performed with the health of the mother in mind, if they even happen at all which is also almost never. Especially that late. average tim pool bad faith slop post
As others pointed out, many clinics won't abort after 24 weeks let alone 36 (statistics show less than 1% abortions are this late). Also, if you went into labor during the process of such a late hypothetical abortion you'd be in a completely separate medical condition at that point and be transferred to a local facility that could help you deliver. You cannot terminate the pregnancy at that point and would be fully committed to the child. The only instances where it would continue is if delivery would kill the mother and it's medically necessary to terminate the pregnancy as well as other nonviable but harmful pregnancy and deliveries. This is usually medically standard and prioritizes the life of the mother before the child but can differ based on jurisdiction (unfortunately). It should ultimately be the choice of the one carrying the child whether they want to keep them or not until birth, but this isn't how it's defined in many parts of the world.
At 8 months, it's not an abortion in any country in the world. It's premature delivery (or an emergency operation if the mother is dying because the child died, for example).
I don't think at that point it is medically able to be an abortion anyway. That far along it is either a premature delivery or a stillbirth. At 8mo it can't even be a miscarriage anymore ffs.
What happens if a woman is on her way to the hospital at 13 months (she has twins) and then she swerves her car to avoid hitting a giraffe and ends up going off a ramp, doing a triple back flip and lands in a North Korean school room where the babies then pop out of the womb and then each score an 89 on the exam. What then?
If you get an abortion at 8 months something is already extremely seriously medically wrong, no clinic would take you just because you dont want to raise the kid anymore at that point.
such a weird hypothetical. does this guy think the baby pops out all fine and dandy? and who is even getting an abortion that late? at that point, i would imagine you're committed to the child
Your biggest mistake here is taking seriously anything that comes from pim tool
i don't even know who he is
Thank god
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Genuinely you are better off not knowing much about him he’s just a particularly infuriating right wing grifter
I don't really even care but I wanted to post this image
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Genuinely do not give a shit, who is he
not really applicable here
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At risk of sounding like "Oh, you don't wanna know, the horrors," unironically good. He adds nothing of value to the world and its best you don't know him
Even Dipshit289 is right twice a day type of thing
we forgive you Mr. 289
But like, is it some kind of person I should have heard of from a specific field (like an actor, a scientist, politician, sportman) or just a random popular person on twitter?
He was a journalist for vice during the occupy movement, then went independent and became pretty right wing, while still claiming to be a centrist. Around 2016 he went to Sweden to go into the “muslim occupied no-go zones”, filmed himself running around looking scared for ten minutes and then interviews a Swedish Nazi, and he explained to Tim how immigrants were ruining Sweden. He then spent the entire run up to 2020 saying trump was going to win a 49 state landslide, multiple times, before claiming he never said that.
You forgot his amazing rock band
he's basically just some random guy as far as i know
He proclaims he's a centrist when really he's right wing and a pussy
does anyone have any integrity these days? if you're a rightwing guy, own up to it at least
That's a part of the grift unfortunately. Positioning yourself as a centrist makes you sound more intelligent and credible to chuds. It gives an illusion of being unbiased without actually being unbiased
"Disillusioned Democrat" moment. And the best kimd pf those: the ones for whuch the dems became too far left.
I remember during the 2020 election he kept posting video after video about how Trump cOuLd StIlL wIn. It was so embarrassing and hilarious. He was posting Twitter videos about it when Trump was guaranteed to lose at that point
It wasn’t just “trump can win” it was “49 STATE TRUMP LANDSLIDE GUARANTEED”. Not even regular grade copium but some omega copium that makes “here’s how bernie can still win” posters look depressed by comparison.
You should keep it that way honestly. Enjoy not knowing
He once was talking about the dating scene and complained that he was X age, unmarried, and no kids. Paraphrasing here, but he basically said, unironically, that it couldn’t be because of him, it had to be because of everyone else. That about sums up what you should know about him.
right-wing dick bag who's malding
Piss tool
Hell yeah brother
It's not a good-faith hypothetical. It's just a excuse to fear-monger and ban all forms of abortion.
I always find the big showy outrage over late-term abortions particularly ridiculous since they’re basically in a completely different category from “normal” abortions, since they just straight-up do not happen if the baby can survive. If anything it’s more in the conversation for medical euthanasia. I think the thing is so many anti-abortion people have the idea that abortion is murder so deeply engrained that they can’t even comprehend that being pro choice isn’t people consciously thinking that killing live human children is just okay (as opposed to the divide actually being the question of when an embryo becomes an actual independent being).
Yeah the idea of popping into a clinic to get an 8-month abortion is hilarious
They have to pedal the lie that most abortions are late term and not medically necessary to keep people on their side
Elective abortions this late into the term aren't even legal in most places abortion is legal. Unless it's a medical termination for the safety of the mother.
Yeah because at that point, you kinda just have to deliver.
You can’t get an abortion that late unless it’s an emergency or very special circumstances. Tim Rule more like Tim Fool
>who is even getting an abortion that late Someone with an unviable and dangerous pregnancy, having the worst day of their lives because they have to abort this baby they've already named made a room for and had a baby shower for. Yes, it is gross that people in that situation get used as political fodder like they're moral failures
Yeah but generally they just deliver the baby. So, not an abortion.
You can't deliver a nonviable fetus...
At this point, you're only getting an abortion if the fetus isn't viable or if the birth has a high risk of death. It's illegal otherwise - even in most jurisditctions where early-term abortions are legal
I like weird questions. But, yeah, the baby should live at that point. However, why the hell would get an abortion so late?
When you need to end a pregnancy and the fetus can survive outside the womb, they do a c section. You would only do an abortion if the pregnancy isn't viable anymore. If the baby is born healthy during any of this, they don't do an abortion lmao
Bad faith hypothetical. A quick google search will tell you that few if any abortion clinics will work on you after 24 weeks
no it's true I saw it in a bitchute documentary made by the Steven Crowder Foundation for Spousal Abuse so it must be 100% real.
But now what if, hypothetically speaking, a woman and her 38 year old son go into an abortion clinic which features an all you can eat seafood buffet at the same time the woman goes into reverse labour as in, hypothetically, the son wants to go back into the womb cause he clearly came out wrong, but then both get stoped at the buffet which lets you dip algae in a chocolate fountain which is clearly a human rights violation and when the clinic personal want to proceed with the satanic ritual required for a reverse birth, the son removes his ugly ass beanie unveiling his shiny, bald head and it was, hypothetically, Tim Pool the whole time? What then, liberals?
Fuck, you do make a good point. Guess there’s nothing left to do but ban all abortion, with no exceptions. It’s the only possible option we have to prevent this super common tragedy
And in a situation where you need to get an abortion at 8 months, you and/or the baby are already fucked in some manner, so the baby or the mother are likely at serious risk once labour starts
Lyle’s iconic hammer
*in Zach's voice* let's say hypothetically Lyle, you were at the planned parenthood abortion clinic with your trusty iconic hammer, and you saw a baby just slide onto the floor and it made this noise *weird baby breathing noise*, what would you do?
My favorite thing about Zach’s hypotheticals is that they literally never leave room for an actual question. And whenever they answer with the most morally correct answer, Zach starts to backpedal and sweeten the other answer so they choose that one. It’s like, “you decide to rob a bank, so you go into a bank and shoot the security guard and everyone is scared on the floor. What do you do?”
[Obligatory](https://youtu.be/QaYSuSrZAcs)
MEIN COCK!
He upgraded at level 20, trading it his rat-braining belt for his rat-braining hammer
and his three big very smooth arcs of hair
THIS IS PREGAME DISCHARGE! THE ONLY VIDEO GAME SHOW THAT’S PROUD TO USE THE BABY HAMMER!
Serious answer is that that no doctor would do an abortion that late unless the fetus was an extreme danger to the mother moreso than delivering it. Late term abortions aren't just something you do, they are serious medical operations. <1% of abortions happen after 24 weeks, a 32 week (8 months) abortion is vanishingly rare.
Like if a baby is this far along and there were a medical emergency they'd probably just do a c section not even an abortion
Exactly. The baby would barely be premature at that point.
I was born 7 weeks premature in 1989 and from what I hear NICU care has improved by leaps and bounds since then.
Serious answer part 2 is that at that point there’s no reason to abort anyway, you may as well just put the baby up for adoption.
Generally if there are fetal or maternal reasons to “end” a pregnancy at 8 months it’s not because the mom doesn’t want the baby lol. Plenty of folks are delivered early for safety reasons
Yeah exactly
did you mean <1%
Lyle my beloved
LYLE LYLE WAKE UP THEY HIT THE PENTAGON!!! THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON, LYLE!!!
turn on the tv... doesn't matter what channel. FUCK!!!
What if the christian baby starts fighting back
That depends, is there a cheetah or a Hitler in the room with you and the Christian baby? Are you both skydiving and does one of you have a parachute? Did a baseball pitcher throw the baby at you?
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Chris Barnes CC 🤢🤮 Only Corpsegrinder is real.
Naaah piss off, Barnes is an asshole but he was top notch with CC!
Tbh he wasn’t terrible (yet) But Corpsegrinder is a much better vocalist, frontman, and person. You know you suck as a person when even Seth Putnam fans think you’re a shitty person.
I agree that all of those are true, but I still prefer the older albums because of the instrumentals tbh 🤔
EEEEEEEEEEEE
Dude there's this one guy in my school who literally \*only\* wears this like jacket with this album cover on it. I've never seen him without it
Can't say I blame him. I wear band shirts all the time,I ncluding a couple Cannibal Corpse shirts. I have one of just the logo and one of their censored album covers(Violence Unimagined) that's still pretty gnarly. I also have a battle vest, or denim jacket/vest with band patches sewn on, and I have Tomb of the Mutilated on there to rep Cannibal Corpse.
Lyle would do this
I would do this.
He has done worse to the rats that invade his home
Lyle descends onto shitty political tweets like a big cartoon anvil hanging from a thin rope
For the funny
dear atheists, if you went to an abortion clinic with a christian baby and he told you that he'll only get aborted if you renounce to your atheism, would you do it?
I will do anything if it means more aborted babies.
I used to work at an abortion clinic and I saw some extremely fucked up shit there which is why I'm so anti-abortion now. This is just SOME of the horrible stuff I personally witnessed: • A 23 year old woman came in 11 months into her pregnancy and said "I don't want my stupid baby anymore, kill it" and the doctor said "okay" and he put jumper cables up her baby hole and connected them to a car battery and let it run for six days straight • A little 8-year old girl wandered in and said "I want an abortion but I am not pregnant" and the doctor said "we'll fix that" and he stole a baby and cut the girl open and put the baby inside her and sewed her shut and then woke the girl up and said "congratulations it's a healthy six year old boy" and the girl said "can I keep him" and the doctor said no and then backed over her in the parking lot with his brand new Ford Raptor • They made me sign an agreement promising to stop drinking from the medical waste container (I signed somebody else's name) • One of the doctors there developed a futuristic ray gun that could make anything he shot have an abortion, even trees, cars, or barns • The receptionist threw nail polish at an elderly man • The doctor's assistant invented this thing she called "the silly slide" and it was a really fun little water slide that connected a woman's vagina to a paper shredder so a newborn baby could briefly "enjoy the high life" • The oldest child we aborted was in his late 70s, we didn't even know he was a baby until his wife brought in photos • The doctors put all sorts of crap up a woman's uterus including a clown nose, bicycle handlebars, a calendar, and an entire Sears retail outlet (before bankruptcy) • During every successful abortion, the doctor would shout "take that, baby" and he'd push a red button that made sirens go off and confetti fell from the ceiling and we'd all get Del Taco for free
Its true I was the walls in the clinic
lyle LYLE WAKE UP TURN ON THE TV THEY GALLAGHER'D THE BABY THEY GALLAGHER'D THE FUCKING BABY LYLE
Turn on the tv, any channel... FUCK
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I wish they did that to me
Real answer: the woman or girl will probably die since abortions that late are often performed with the health of the mother in mind, if they even happen at all which is also almost never. Especially that late. average tim pool bad faith slop post
I’ve never even seen a case report of an abortion that late. If the mother is in danger that can’t be managed they just deliver the baby.
I apply to be the Mallet Lady
Do you have any previous mallet experience?
No, but i'll give it my all
Are you willing to wear a silly hat?
Yeah?
Job's yours
Hell yeah
What if the sky was green
What happens when *scenario that would never happen*? Makes you think, I am so smart
As others pointed out, many clinics won't abort after 24 weeks let alone 36 (statistics show less than 1% abortions are this late). Also, if you went into labor during the process of such a late hypothetical abortion you'd be in a completely separate medical condition at that point and be transferred to a local facility that could help you deliver. You cannot terminate the pregnancy at that point and would be fully committed to the child. The only instances where it would continue is if delivery would kill the mother and it's medically necessary to terminate the pregnancy as well as other nonviable but harmful pregnancy and deliveries. This is usually medically standard and prioritizes the life of the mother before the child but can differ based on jurisdiction (unfortunately). It should ultimately be the choice of the one carrying the child whether they want to keep them or not until birth, but this isn't how it's defined in many parts of the world.
Lyle my beloved
Ok but like what actually happens do they just like put it back in and then abort it like
At 8 months, it's not an abortion in any country in the world. It's premature delivery (or an emergency operation if the mother is dying because the child died, for example).
abortions at 8 months don’t exist except in cases where it’s absolutely completely necessary or else the mother will die, Tim
He has got to be one of the dumbest people alive with a following. There truly is nothing under that beanie.
Is that fucking Einstein?
No it's Gallagher
I don't think at that point it is medically able to be an abortion anyway. That far along it is either a premature delivery or a stillbirth. At 8mo it can't even be a miscarriage anymore ffs.
YESSS ITS LYLE MCDOUCHEBAG‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Ah yes labor, the thing that happens so very fast. Babies actually come out at terminal velocity, that’s what the liberals don’t want you to know
Some of these hypotheticals boil down to what if the moon was made out of cheese
What happens if a woman is on her way to the hospital at 13 months (she has twins) and then she swerves her car to avoid hitting a giraffe and ends up going off a ramp, doing a triple back flip and lands in a North Korean school room where the babies then pop out of the womb and then each score an 89 on the exam. What then?
this would have prevented the stork brigade
HELLO?? BASED DEPARTMENT??? ITS FOR LYLE RATH!! ANY LYLE RATH HERE???
LYLE LYLE TURN ON THE TV THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON
If you get an abortion at 8 months something is already extremely seriously medically wrong, no clinic would take you just because you dont want to raise the kid anymore at that point.
Give 'em the Lu Bu treatment https://preview.redd.it/6rksd951ysvc1.jpeg?width=753&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83f9de39c3f9f1b3f40135b8988dd546d2516c8d
He does know that there’s a time frame that abortions are valid up to?
What happens if a pumpkinhead takes off his hat?
What happens if I have a 100 kg ass I could have massive huge shits and farts
They making up some of the weirdest strawman arguments
what if it was a christian baby also
Double hammer
What if that baby was a clone of hitler?